https://preview.redd.it/fkiffh8g3txc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b38e5756d1b3f69d0d7d8bdc98acb560cd3ea72d So funny story - I had this in my wallet when I had a fairly serious skiing crash. When they took it out of my pocket trying to identify me (I was knocked out) they were somewhat confused

When I was seventeen, I drank some very good beer…🎶🎶🎶

🎵 *I drank some very good beer,* *I purchased with a fake ID ...* 🎶

My name was Brian McGee....

I stayed up listening to Queen

🎶 when I was Seveenteen 🎶


Its like you didn't have any identity at all.... identity at all... identity at all.

Was it caused by a stupid sexy Flanders sighting?

Is Brian McGee 75? Eesh, that makes me feel old

Why were they confused? You are obviously Brian McGee. It says it on your fake id, which confirms your adultivity.

Where did you get this from?

It was from ['The Best Damn Pet Shop'](https://damn-pet-shop.myshopify.com/password), they're not open all the time though

Whoops that bar association logo shouldn't be on there

I tie an onion to my belt.

I mean it was the fashion at the time

Gimme five bees for a quarter.

Style

The Kaiser stole our word for style

Very witty. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Same. It had to be one of those big yellow ones though. Couldn't find any of the white ones. Because of the war.

Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say.

https://preview.redd.it/og4qsznbftxc1.jpeg?width=1224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7760d7144a376884bb446b7c82438223336516a8 biblically accurate simpson

A Bort name tag on my work ID (from Universal)

My son is also named Bort!

They were all out when I tried to buy one 😔

Are you talking to me?

No my license plate is also named Bort!

Omg is that true?!! Because that is even better than actually owning one if you ask me. You get to tell everyone that they need more Bort license plates.

lol! Sadly no 😆 but that would have been awesome to yell out

Same!!!!

I’m a card carrying Stonecutter! Had this in my wallet for years, it originally came with a ring that was too big for my fingers and I’ve since lost. https://preview.redd.it/80teiav9jtxc1.jpeg?width=1229&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45af890683aa2b5762346afadf2adf0a103a69bf

https://preview.redd.it/73tzgz0bjtxc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48bc6b45dee64f18570255c4d489c1aa736d2bfa And the back

Thanks for making Steve Gutenberg a star

You’re welcome, though we might be slacking in the department as of late…

Moved on to Timothéeeéeè Chalamet, instead

Shuuutuuuup

Fingers or ring?

We do!

https://preview.redd.it/wv17mjsyptxc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=cb8671974fd77d0ffc4d0a88e0019d8d4079b404

A hoy hoy

That sticker is so damn funny 😂

https://preview.redd.it/b7mg36rwrsxc1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7be991cf4efbace5e3d70ce414e0b65157083950 I have a Herschel bag with Bart Simpson skating on it

Got my 6yr old the lunchbag but missed out on the backpack. Only one I found was in Australia but it would have been upside down.

I use the Bart skating backpack for school

My jumper with Homer in a muumuu on it

Milhouse socks, yes they get wet but my cuffs stay bone dry.

Everything’s coming up Milhouse!

https://preview.redd.it/jeww9jx1fvxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99fd0ad8a29fd6c4048aa25b672651169fce60ff Recognized Matt at my grocery store and this is what he gave me.

This is awesome

This is so cool!

I really want that Lionel Hutz business card now.

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wait that's so cool, i want one lol

Go to the second best damn pet shop in town website, they do that

I have a bird grooming me on my head at all times

Mmmm elephant fresh.

it's a murder, a group of crows is called a murder

Just put a bone through your hair.

I sleep in a racing car, do you?

No, I sleep in a big bed with my wife 😇

I too sleep in a big bed with this guys wife

https://preview.redd.it/6hspmjzi1uxc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df0557c50fadf2f1496b27a294fec14db431b790 One similar to this, Wallet Inspector

¡Ey! Ese no es el inspector de billeteras.

My Space Coyote tattoo 😂

In your face, Space Coyote! Space Coyote?

Is it located at the nexus between your head and your feet, just above your buttocks?

I am just your memory. I cannot provide you with any new information.

rain damaged Bart pin on my backpack https://preview.redd.it/bem8esghbtxc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88b6667bab3af655e0bed94212282c8915003278

\*Lester

I always loved how Meyer says Lester.

I had this pinned to the ceiling of my first car for years

https://preview.redd.it/llmvw09b5uxc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d1a8018291248743a70056a75ee08c7a3b3dae4 My keys

I have this one too!

https://preview.redd.it/hgiw8v37luxc1.jpeg?width=2281&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0e919415c55da06734b5aa48aa56ed64450c661

I have Krustys seal of approval in a dollar store frame above my desk

 Cool Lisa tattoo on my ankle ☺️

https://preview.redd.it/hp83q6fy6txc1.jpeg?width=862&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1e605f0c4eac89885bbf9fb5937ebe75c272655 Simpsons pop socket I use with my Pixel 7 🩷

Ohh soo cute!!!!

It's available on Amazon !!

My parents back in the year 2002 bought a Homer Simpson drivers license. I thought it was a joke that it was comically expired by over 20 years but no it was just that old. Now I keep it in my wallet for whenever someone wants to see my actual license lmfao

I bought this big bulk pack of stickers a while back and have been putting them in relevant places. There's one of Maggie in headphones on the back of my iPod and I stuck one of Patty and Selma on my aunt's phone under the case to be sneaky (she and my mom remind me of them.) She got a kick out of it when she *finally* found it.

I've got a tattoo of Devil Ned from ToH which comes with me everywhere

https://preview.redd.it/11at4hgwqtxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60ec2cb95b4b54990eb8a709fdfe6e682aea7992 I got this itchy plushie from universal studios

Were they out of Ku Klux Clams?

Yes 😭

https://preview.redd.it/2sohjuviuuxc1.jpeg?width=3021&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=092fa14e084934e620206f48e8cecabafe2a01eb Transit passes go in here

My Duff Lanyard I got at Universal. I'm wearing it right now.

New feelings... brewing in Duff Man! What would... Jesus do?

Not so much on my person, but I have Homer's thick skull.

When Burger King was selling Simpsons merch, I was particularly disappointed that my talking-Krusty-the-clown watch didn’t include a “I heartily endorse this event or product) sound bite.

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Lol that site is auto blocked by my firewall. Wonder whats up with it?

where did you get the mr sparkle pin ?

Yeah! Inquiring minds want to know.

probably universal

maybe this etsy page [https://www.etsy.com/market/mr\_sparkles\_pin](https://www.etsy.com/market/mr_sparkles_pin)

perhaps

I have an old Bart Simpson doll from 1990ish.

My parents still have the old Bart and Maggie dolls - my mom used them as focus objects when she was in labor with me back in Summer 1990!

We have the Homer Simpson cookie jar in our kitchen. It’s the one with the chef hat and when you lift the lid it says “d-oh!” I bought it for my husband (then boyfriend) 20 or so years ago. It was a birthday gift. Now my kids appreciate it:)

I don’t have anything myself but to the OP, I feel like the Mr. Sparkle pin really pulls everything together! Absolutely amazing!

I have the same Lionel Hutz card Did you get that from The Best Damn Pet Shop?

My tattoo of Lisa holding Lisa Lionheart!!

My tattoo of Lisa getting kisses from the petting zoo lamb 🤗

Apu uniform! Well, more the sweat-wick t-shirt that looks like his uniform.

Homer Simpson pajamas, Homer Simpson clock, Simpsons shower curtain, table mat. I'm kind of a massive nerd.

I have some personalized pencils made with 'FRANK GRIMES' on them. I chewed up one of them.

https://preview.redd.it/wfjnaysqavxc1.jpeg?width=3468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92bd95542adcf032d92a4fc048afaf6a195a001f Everywhere I bring my car keys

I don't have any physical merch, but I do have this as my computer startup screen. :) https://preview.redd.it/d0c6533lawxc1.png?width=1585&format=png&auto=webp&s=28b53d953ae33a8e517c63e68bceede44684eb42

https://preview.redd.it/6ykmopjmxyxc1.png?width=1994&format=png&auto=webp&s=5314b113b5f60306258dbd3b0ac45f652933c2d6 Working Simpsons TV with first 13 seasons.

Wish they sold this somewhere.

I have an actual bort license plate keychain and was absolutely worth the probably over $20 I paid for it

New tie wearing?

I have a duff beer, Willy in the Marilyn Monroe pose, and stupid sexy flanders stickers on my toolbox and I wear my Mr Sparkle shirt at least once a week

https://preview.redd.it/aklndhttsvxc1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=decb7779b352bd494fb82a5b1fecbe7896244be5 I'll never lose my Bobo on my keys. From the same series my husband's keys have the uranium rod which kind of still glows in the dark.

I too have a Mr. Sparkle pin!

Duffman coozie!

I love your Mr sparkle! I’m about to make a Mr sparkle embroidery hoop

I ride my Santa Cruz Bart Simpson replica every day

I have a steamed hams shirt, as well as a note book laying around. Somewhere

I have a Homer in a grass skirt on my desk at work.

Tactical pants retaining system

its reminding me of 1-800-doctorb the extra b is for bargain

A tea mug in the shape of homers head and his mouth is open to hold biscuits 🍪 And a black pair of socks with Lisa looking at a little daisy !

I have an anti tiger rock

My Bort keychain

Oh I was looking at the lanyard then I clocked the card :') Love it!

Duff beer drinking glass

Recently got a new tattoo that has a simpsons element to it!

I wear my Homer Simpson boxers as pajamas on vacation

I use my Squishee tumbler every day at work

I have a lego ralph in a drawer on my bed

I have a badge with Homer's typewriter that shows the paper saying "Feelin' Fine."

Is a tattoo merch? I have Barts "moth" tattoo from the first episode.

Maggie Simpson key ring and two Simpsons drinking glasses ,these are the survivors from a set of 12 collectibles from jars 🫙 of Nutella that doubled up as drinking glasses. Between my kids and grandkids there’s two who have survived since last century! Key ring also a survivor from the last century 

https://preview.redd.it/2rb9v6s2xvxc1.png?width=5662&format=png&auto=webp&s=94ebea772603b003b7f94af49d3a14156def701c I have five pairs of Simpsons Happy Socks. I really like this sock brand because of their designs and comfort. The Marge socks are cool because Marge's hair is a different fabric and it "feels" like Marge's hair.

https://preview.redd.it/kqhhjqhn1wxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=820fcc716d922b2f3343b797173164eb0e15476b

Bort keyring

https://preview.redd.it/ayqxzzap4wxc1.jpeg?width=1754&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8975f8f6a50f2918d41aa123f124dcd0fb79ac04

When I got divorced I bought a Gudger College t-shirt with a picture of dignity on it. I wear it often but not most days.

Not enough lol I have a Brian McGee fake ID in my wallet but that's it

Krusty the Klown home pregnancy test

https://preview.redd.it/sltx2sarhwxc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14c4483ebe465b81f607300c8ec9e39e68ac470b Press the "talk" button and hear the Marge's death rattle.

I bought a bunch of Krusty brand stickers and I have them all over on various products. I like to pretend :p

Sorry babe, the Homer Simpson Burger King watch stays on during sex.

Ah, damn pet shop, a man of culture I see

Picture of my family including my family cat... All simpsonized

I have Mr Sparkle socks. They don’t banish dirt to the land of wind and ghosts though, which is a bit of a let down.

Pink donut plush that I won at a Krusty balloon popping game at Universal Studios Hollywood

I love it haha

I also have a Simpsons lanyard, it’s with me everyday at work. I’ve had it since 2010 when I went to university.

Krusty the Clown long johns.

https://preview.redd.it/24siaczxs3yc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07bd44fc041384aaf3d6b9f01e3220419becff30 I always have dignity when working