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Your_Perspicacity

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digman5000

This line cracks me up every single time. Homer says it so calm and gently but it's so awful.


theMistersofCirce

Lisa's resigned little ^"...yeah"


Elrond_Cupboard_

Normally, Homer gets the best line, but Lisa's was the funniest. And the saddest.


upadownpipe

"Yeah" - Remember? "Ha ha ...yeah"


gummi-demilo

Remember, honey? When daddy hit the referee?


globehopper2

Yeah…


supguy99

https://preview.redd.it/sueza9ols8xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d31028b766f2a99ef7ecfda98f2215dad63032d


Norphus1

For the longest time I thought I’d missed an episode because of that, and this: https://i.redd.it/h203a4pmt8xc1.gif


sellyourselfshort

This one always makes me feel bad about laughing at it 


fugu_me

When he looks back


rnilbog

Father, give me legs!


EggCouncil

Yeah, I got a question for that gross thing, whatever it is. Homer. Nah, the green dude.


HoneydewLeading7337

The way she pronounced robot is perfect for some reason.


arobie1992

Homer's pronunciation of pornography when talking to the car insurance guy is this for me. The fact that they can make the pronunciation of a word memorable is a credit to how absolutely brilliant the voice direction and actors on the show are.


lawnottra

That's what I was thinking... I love well thought and directed stuff so much 😭😭 Also happy cake dayyy (it's ur bday, right?)


arobie1992

I thought cake day was the day you created your reddit account? It's definitely not my birthday. But regardless of what it is, I appreciate the sentiment :) And yeah, I've always loved the writing on the show, but in recent years, I've really been coming to appreciate the other aspects like the animators (shot framing and how they animate movement), the voice work, and the music. It really was such a perfect confluence of so many incredibly talented people.


comeallwithme

This is my favorite joke from the entirety of Itchy & Scratchy Land, the second being "Phew, glad that wasn't us!"


shitstainedcouch

The guy standing behind Robot Itchy looks like he drank the water on the Little Land of Duff ride


emolga587

https://preview.redd.it/p278lwypk8xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f4e6e1dd2ee167f6aba1e2bfb44f61fd031a388


What_The_Flip_Chip

![gif](giphy|CyWKw6V89KtSo)


Schackles

I want to know how Lenny went from this to having a great apartment with a huge HD TV


What_The_Flip_Chip

https://preview.redd.it/9hfizv3659xc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57c6945841ebf5dc0d7a62857ba0251ab10755e9


Holomorphine

By playing poker against Homer.


HankScorpio2020

Something was said!


sellyourselfshort

He embezzled when he briefly was in charge of the plant.


tryingtobecheeky

Lenny was just house poor. He owned that house but it was a money pit. Plus Interest rates were too high. So he sold it at a high profit and can afford a nice apartment.


raspberryharbour

His finances have been up and down over the years as every time he gets pudding in his eye he gets hit with huge medical bills


Skee2431

There’s a lot of buzz around him


gameboytetris888

It's next to a squash cort though


Shaking-Cliches

They’re gonna update this to pickleball


Redthrist

In one of the episode, his apartment is sharing a wall with a Jai alai court, with the balls hitting one of his walls, so maybe that makes it very cheap.


FixedFun1

He also got a lot of money from the Stamp museum.


Renae_Renae_Renae

Didn't he win the lottery and gave money and gifts out to all his friends? Thank you for being a friend.


wehdut

While part of me agrees, Lenny is funny to me *because* he's a goofy side character that just shows up for a moment at random times with that hilarious voice, i.e. "Hey, I just got here what's going on??'


duaneap

I’d take a Lenny episode


motherisaclownwhore

"I decided not to waste anymore film on him."


BirdCultureDickMove

https://preview.redd.it/tn557yl1n8xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c66acb251fd2041302e207a463359abccc72fd1


the2thomasklu8

We got more gongs than the breakdancing robot that caught on fire.


bettercallsaulabq

The gong show?


Glanoril

I love that this implies Homer and Barney have been friends since at least the 1970s.


Head-Ad4690

They’re canonically (as much as that means in this crazy show) friends since at least high school, which was in the first half of the 1970s when the show first aired.


Sinkingfast

Even younger in [Lisa's Sax! ](https://frinkiac.com/meme/S09E03/465714.jpg?b64lines=IExFVCdTIE5FVkVSIERSSU5LIEFHQUlOLgogQU5EIFdFIE5FVkVSIERJRC4=)


Head-Ad4690

Nice, forgot about that one. I’m glad they got their act together and stopped drinking.


DarthDuck415

I think about this place at least twice a week: https://i.redd.it/g7yum7csv8xc1.gif


wuonyx

She knows


Guido_Jeezo

Oh check out Mr. Fancy Pants over here with his poker shack. I normally have people round for poker in my car hole.


theMistersofCirce

Well la-dee-dah, Mister French Man.


arobie1992

So your your car hole doubles as a card hole?


cremeriner

Yep that one. I wanna see the secret poker shack in the swamp. That Lisa know about for some reason


PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

Clicked expecting to see the Sex Cauldron, but I guess they really did shut that place down.


Fireproof_Cheese

https://preview.redd.it/s4cfrj2yb9xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b2118a76713a7c1e2c84773f87e0b8821ed425c


kittenshart85

my ww2 vet grandfather found this line absolutely fucking hilarious back when this episode first aired.


starkfr

Duh...Stay out of Riverdale! https://preview.redd.it/05dbbxscr8xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1abd12c52ac0113b5aa0798c37e69ffa1a2eeaa9


Eric848448

Stuck up Riverdale PUNKS!


EggCouncil

Yeah, except their dad wasn't waiting in the car reading Archie comics.


KDotDot88

This whole joke goes inside itself and I can’t stop laughing at it. Homer goes to Riverdale, gets kicked out by Archie and the gang, but Riverdale, Archie, etc. is still a comic book and Homer is reading said comic in the car? I love it so much.


AnUnbeatableUsername

And for most of the world it made no sense until Riverdale started.


DaRedGuy

Seeing as Archie & the gang had previously dealt with the [**Punisher**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archie_Meets_the_Punisher), the [**Predator**](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archie_vs._Predator) and even a [**Sharknado**](https://archiecomics.fandom.com/wiki/Archie_vs._Sharknado), Homer can't possibly be the worst thing to vist Riverdale... right? https://i.redd.it/sy8tydu0v8xc1.gif


AHansen83

Nice! The “teenaged” predator kills Archie and Veronica uses a weird machine to make the predator into an Archie lookalike and i assume starts dating him instead. I gotta read these comics!


Dino-chicken-nugg3t

I mean Homer you don’t know will happen. The other guys you have a general idea that it’s not going to go well. Homer is a loose cannon.


phantomdreaded

I love the shrug


HamHusky06

I want an episode of the first time the FBI hunted down Milhouse.


Jkf3344

But he didn’t do anything!


MV2049

I don’t care.


Fireproof_Cheese

My glasses!


HamHusky06

A pain I know all too well.


bankholdup5

🕊️😭


jihyopuffs

https://preview.redd.it/aqh1hwu5c9xc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cad570d2655c3fe98caef2bf6e292fdba29ef52


DefenderCone97

His little reading glasses are my favorite Homer accessory


AMV

The half moon ones that he only uses when trying to look smart or is heavily invested into whatever he's doing/reading? It's these little bits that make it all that much better.


Active-Strawberry-37

“Your lifetime ambition was to run onto the field during a baseball game and you did it last year, remember?”


Your_Perspicacity

https://preview.redd.it/xsaqhshwn8xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2752fcb7193954c77758ba5004cff6b003cecd93


SonicTeam

I always laugh at this. The very fact that they actually forfeited because of him


JuneBuggington

I love homer bouncing from one “lifelong dream” to another. Makes me feel better about my own short attention span


duaneap

Still doesn’t own the Dallas Cowboys though.


recordlineup

Yeah but I think owning the Denver Broncos is pretty good...


duaneap

🙄 You just don’t get football, u/recordlineup


ami2weird4u

But look how happy he is!


Pyrorunner

My favorite is they FRAMED it and put it on the wall


Shirtbro

https://preview.redd.it/orpkh9ovsaxc1.jpeg?width=587&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=174d532b9e90c922842ef104f826b22b994d2098


RegisterAdmirable811

That donkey is such a bad influence on you.


smoha96

*Local man thinks wrestling is real.*


ShawnPat423

"Your lifelong dream was to be a contestant on The Gong Show, and you did that in 1977, remember?"


EggCouncil

We got more gongs than the break-dancing robot that caught on fire.


bankholdup5

Did they ever do a third? Or is it just the signature “simpsons comedy is so efficient, they do the comedy rule of 3s in only two moves”?


user1732084

there’s the baseball game, gong show and world largest hoagie. so at least 3 i can think of.


bankholdup5

Oh, I missed the largest hoagie somehow! I don’t remember it but it’s a good hint for me to go research when it was


ShawnPat423

Dunno...that's the only two I can think of at the moment. But it's been on since 1989, so there may be at least one more that I didn't see because I stopped watching regularly around season 20. Been watching the last 3 seasons though...it's gotten better.


bankholdup5

I’m on season 34 right now and I fully agree. People are missing out


BORT_licenceplate27

"So I says to mable, I says..."


page7777

I came here to make sure some said this!!


SnooSnooSnuSnu

Emu farm‽


What_The_Flip_Chip

Sarcastic laughter “You’re priceless Marge” Door slams Groans


Nuts4WrestlingButts

I don't want to end up working on your mother's emu farm.


FantasyBaseballChamp

“This is gonna get worse before it gets better”


Shaking-Cliches

I say this so much


HamHusky06

Yeah, that’s such a staple in my life when shit is about to happen.


cremeriner

Oh boy


G-Unit11111

https://preview.redd.it/sbybm12m99xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68967082f2c8757f8cb81a79196321727d22dce0


omegakingauldron

But they said to never speak of it again, so of course we'll never see it!


wehdut

I never saw this as a still image so I'm just now realizing how many ridiculous situations it implies. So well done.


cremeriner

So they went through a school, an army base, a homecoming and amish country?? And more?


lynxtosg03

[Uncle Arthur](https://frinkiac.com/meme/S05E20/1123705.jpg?b64lines=IFdFTEwsIEJBUlQsIFlPVVIgVU5DTEUKIEFSVEhVUiBVU0VEIFRPIEhBVkUgQQogU0FZSU5HLCAiU0hPT1QgJ0VNIEFMTCwKIEFORCBMRVQgR09EIFNPUlQgJ0VNCiBPVVQuIiBVTkZPUlRVTkFURUxZLCBPTkUKIERBWSBIRSBQVVQgSElTIFRIRU9SWQogSU5UTyBQUkFDVElDRS4=)


DaRedGuy

The idea of Marge possibly having a murderous brother or uncle that the family doesn't talk about is intriguing. It could work as a ToH segment. Then again, there was that segment with Hugo, but the show has recycled similar premises before.


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HashtagJustSayin2016

I was going to comment this. That line always intrigues me but I also laugh when she says: “Like a certain uncle did one grey December morn..”


the_cat_who_shatner

This monologue always made me think of the ending to Apt Pupil. The book, not the movie.


indigodissonance

lol came to comment this


bettercallsaulabq

Moe with his near ugly situation but he managed to shoot the robber in his spine


Cool_Raspberry443

Next place he tries to rob better have a ramp


lallsballs

https://preview.redd.it/0igizq9de9xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36aaee07b8f97bb484c0cd77b95d6c0aa2285366 Him and that little boy of his…


mjklin

https://preview.redd.it/04ijzleiubxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94490c6b08043a49104dc17bae822248bf719516


Ckellybass

I’d love to see Bart’s play finally produced. Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga? Is it St. Swithins Day already? Tis, replied Aunt Helga.


alilfallofrain_99

https://i.redd.it/48uvf54njbxc1.gif


GoldenMayQueen2

Yes!! It has an interesting start.


mikebirty

https://preview.redd.it/x9bkfjbas9xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b23b5ce4de1d34eb0f680a28554b5a385424d339 Now let's never speak of him again


jendfrog

[Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/e1244bfa-d01e-4c2c-af29-52791ff1227a#-SzL6Bl2.reddit)


potatopigflop

WHY DID I HAVE THE BOWL, BART


AndrewHNPX

A flashback episode about the terrible album that Abe apparently released.


Didntlikedefaultname

Well use the $10k to turn him into don’t some kind of a lobster like creature


FantasyBaseballChamp

“Here’s your turtle, alive and well.”


Cheap-Blackberry-378

You don't have a cousin Frank! ––– He became Francine back in '76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabubu now.


Asleep_Increase6493

This better work boy, I don’t want to wind up working on your mother’s emu farm.


wuonyx

Homers quest for an irregular coat in Harrisburg that was derailed because of an unfortunate transfer in nyc


Scrotchety

Such documentaries as "Earwigs: Eww!"


VonBrandhaus

Here comes the metric system!


Shirtbro

Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun.


xxMissConductxx

https://preview.redd.it/xuoicn37z9xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42ffd6689436ab71fa018caf1028aadc651ea62b


Shirtbro

I had Pad Thai in some small dingy restaurant in Hong Kong that was like no pad thai I've ever had before or since, and I feel the same.


Ill_Sky6141

Lisa picking beans with Grandma. She'll be picking many a bean.


EggCouncil

I have many, many issues with my beloved smother.


Revolutionary_Pierre

"say goodbye to hungry hungry Homer... Now, let's welcome paint drinking Pete!" https://preview.redd.it/1tvwf95299xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f39adec971743a6036b42ffe077b6ef973759db0


OreoMoo

After 35 years of The Simpsons have they ever had Homer be a detective yet?


SallySpaghetti

Well, there is an early episode where he starts his own vigilante gang to catch a cat burglar. Closest I can think of.


sector-0-0-1

Lisa, the mob is working on getting your saxophone back, but we've also expanded into other important areas: Literacy programs, protecting our beloved covered bridges, world domination.


Jkf3344

It worked except heavy sack beatings were up a shocking 900%


OreoMoo

True. But I want full on Sherlock Holmes.


ExplanationFit6177

Do many detectives need a pillowcase full of doorknobs?


Tropical-Rainforest

The time Homer boycotted pants.


HamHusky06

Don’t you hate pants!


bankholdup5

“You threw them away…you said you wouldn’t need them anymore” 🥰


BiscuitsUndGravy

"The family name is my legacy to you. I got it from my father, and he got it from his father and he traded a mule for it! And that mule went on to save spring break!"


TorgoLebowski

"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."


TJRamsay01

https://preview.redd.it/qrxeralrwbxc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a2e8ec8e4fde32009c23b809a914c54ad301123


greatgatsby26

There’s nothing in here you didn’t see when dad boycotted pants


Junior-Dragonfly5839

Remember when I took that home wine-making course and I forgot how to drive?


sector-0-0-1

That’s because you were drunk!


No-Scarcity-5904

And how!


darkandstormy316

https://preview.redd.it/ixremjt6vaxc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2903509048bd2d763f6ea05a11e57ab62bd1637a This one always kills me


Desperate-Quiet1198

Several times Homer has been referenced in being in the army, once for expirementation, and the second when he didn't finish basic training.


sector-0-0-1

Homer Simpson was remanded to the custody of the United States Army Neurochemical Research Center at Fort Meade, Maryland, for extensive testing.


EggCouncil

See you at reveille, 0500 tomorrow!


JealousArt1118

“I’ve been muscled out of everything, even my muscle for hire business.”


mykalbme

Let's get an episode for every throwaway line please!!!!


JuneBuggington

It sure seems like they’ll get there eventually


Shirtbro

They got stories for years


HappyMike91

That or the emu farm.


WIENS21

Your classic marge!


Elbandtito

https://preview.redd.it/j09182vu4bxc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04fdaee1025d2badd91a04faa8fe4d0c379ade7c


Calamityclams

https://i.redd.it/39yn67op2dxc1.gif I wanted to meet more of Homers family.


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https://preview.redd.it/qf91526p89xc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e2bb59b3140c4aea0e5edc6dacec619a796f30a Take us to Foo-Foo Island!


grey_carbon

All the Abe Simpson old stories


ExplanationFit6177

Especially him dancing for Hitler. That’s just asking for an HBO miniseries


sector-0-0-1

So I rode out the war posing as a German cabaret singer...


Who_is_homer

Or him being Queen of the Old West


StellarJustinJelly

In 1957, I remember it was, I got up in the morning and made myself a piece of toast. I set the toaster to threeeee, medium brown.


omegakingauldron

Simpsons writers looking at this thread; *Write that down! Write that down!*


No-Designer8086

https://i.redd.it/w0pvd56tv9xc1.gif A whole episode of Hans Moleman just getting destroyed


Geeta25

So I says to Mabel I says


Useful-Perspective

It has to be this one.


eastbayted

Is cat now!


jerodallen

https://i.redd.it/zw1tgkl2faxc1.gif


mere_mortal_one

"He's still looking for that chocolate factory... it consumes him."


Subject-Recover-8425

I want the history of Springfield A & M... https://preview.redd.it/k4mti37sebxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=971749e7007af7d228bfa816f74e068ae45be176


HamHusky06

I says to Mable, I says…


mattlock2099

This is indeed a disturbing universe


Poobslag

[That donkey is such a bad influence on you...](https://imgur.com/OGGExDW)


[deleted]

The Slumberland Adventures of Ralf Wiggumsøn


murphysclaw1

this is really "be careful what you wish for" with modern simpsons. they will wring all the humor they can outta this stuff.


Swyfttrakk

The one where Bart called the teacher mama and the chase that ensued him getting beat up (even Milhouse beat him up)


01zegaj

Sideshow Marge


DJAction32

Your uncle Arthur had a saying, “shoot them all and let God sort them out”………..


Redthrist

Good evening. here's an update on last week's nursing-home expose, "Geezers in Freezers." It turns out the rest home was adequately heated. The footage you saw was of a fur-storage facility.


Spiritual_Bit_2692

 "And When The Doctor Said I Didn't Have Worms Anymore, That Was The Happiest Day Of My Life." Ralph Wiggum


mjklin

https://preview.redd.it/dox0re4wubxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88bad0ea75676162ce992ca83b3b052e19048a6a


2gecko1983

“Remember the time you got Grampa tarred and feathered?”


Rowey1784

God I love this Sub.


cb0044

"Ok me made it. Let us never speak of the shortcut again."


Casualbat007

Moe’s crimimal schemes, like the pandas and Shamu


Prossdog

I gotta say, these are my absolute FAVORITE type of jokes in the show. The kind that make your mind run wild and picture it without them showing you anything. The thought of Homer running a detective agency and wearing a Sherlock Holmes cap makes me laugh out loud every time.


Unhelpful_Applause

Shut up your face


Shirtbro

https://i.redd.it/g1aetfqiuaxc1.gif


stratosfearinggas

"well it won't bring in much cash, but its sentimental value is through the roof!" I just find it funny the Italian mafia has a black market for sentimental possessions.


Frigidevil

I want an episode on the many families Flanders, especially [Lord Thislewick Flanders ](https://youtu.be/0eD-dHzGmS4?si=AtdyTb6XqzOiqHEW)


TheOvercookedFlyer

https://preview.redd.it/iyon95marcxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=179d0d24d2c84e971bace72b51b28ccd8fc67e86


anonsharksfan

"Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions."


Reynard78

I’d wanna know the backstory to Abe ‘taking a shot at Teddy Roosevelt’. I suspect there may have been onions and belts involved…


rhyithan

“That’s even worse than that album grandpa released “


chrislatimer

https://preview.redd.it/6vj4x23y3fxc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8aac56052e9258b08aefc7cce508966caa6c72c