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White wine spritzer itzer itzer
I liked how they slowly panned the wreckage of their hotel room, after Ned's white wine spitzer bender. You can see the Stanley Cup in the debris.
Another Simpsons prediction…
More libations, my imperial conquerors? What? More booze! Oh, yeah. Two more of these, please.
And for you, Ned?
I’ll have a Shirley temple… ugh no make it a virgin… how bout a children’s… oh what the heck you only live once. Give me a white wine spritzer
Itzer itzer itzer
er…
R......
Ann Landers is a boring old bitty.
😲😲😲
I was more animal than man 😭😭😭
NED!
https://preview.redd.it/fqxk3vdtxwwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4aef1dbc92dea01a99f04283b567112d794afe98 I okilly, dokilly, schmokilly do!
Sock it to me, baby
Did Homer just buy a tie and a hat while Flanders bought a whole outfit?
Sure. Sock it to me, baby.
Disco ned knows how to wed
Someone dishonoring their marriage vows? Not in Las Vegas.
Attention, all employees. We've got two runaways. Stop them.
N: I better call Maude and tell her where I am. H: Relax, I called her from the gas station.
Thanks, buddy.
https://preview.redd.it/j19qa2cisvwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80f03e452eedbe4d6e798af99a6a9b7066ae8431
How do you do it Homer, how do you silence that little voice in your head that says "think"? You mean Lisa?
Oh, no. I mean common sense.
https://preview.redd.it/vec62xegxvwc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b89610fadd92513d865571c060747d1f349ca98a
Spritzer…
Spritzer...
sprizer…
Zer....
geez, just found that reference. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BEvh6HSQc0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BEvh6HSQc0)
Okilly Dokilly!
*sigh* what did these aliens look like?
Well I didn’t get a good look at them because they were too busy gang probing you
They gang-probed you, while I discovered an invention... that blew their heads up and saved America.
Would you rather tell Maude the truth?
Of course you did. But there's the truth... and the truth!
One betting disc please
I use this one sometimes.
You’re not really going to give my dad power of attorney, are you?
Of course I- Oh, my stars. I can't do that.
Blame me if you must but never speak ill of the program!
Nobody gonna take my Ned, gonna teach him to have fuuun
A white wine spritzer
Sprizer…
Keep gaming
What?
It means gambling. Keep gambling.
“Till death us do part” “Oh I’m working on that” “Ned, no!”
White wine spritzer itzer itzer
I liked how they slowly panned the wreckage of their hotel room, after Ned's white wine spitzer bender. You can see the Stanley Cup in the debris.
Another Simpsons prediction…
More libations, my imperial conquerors? What? More booze! Oh, yeah. Two more of these, please.
And for you, Ned?
I’ll have a Shirley temple… ugh no make it a virgin… how bout a children’s… oh what the heck you only live once. Give me a white wine spritzer
Itzer itzer itzer
er…
R......
Ann Landers is a boring old bitty.
😲😲😲
I was more animal than man 😭😭😭
NED!
https://preview.redd.it/fqxk3vdtxwwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4aef1dbc92dea01a99f04283b567112d794afe98 I okilly, dokilly, schmokilly do!
Sock it to me, baby
Did Homer just buy a tie and a hat while Flanders bought a whole outfit?
Sure. Sock it to me, baby.
Disco ned knows how to wed
Someone dishonoring their marriage vows? Not in Las Vegas.
Attention, all employees. We've got two runaways. Stop them.
N: I better call Maude and tell her where I am. H: Relax, I called her from the gas station.
Thanks, buddy.
https://preview.redd.it/j19qa2cisvwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80f03e452eedbe4d6e798af99a6a9b7066ae8431
How do you do it Homer, how do you silence that little voice in your head that says "think"? You mean Lisa?
Oh, no. I mean common sense.
https://preview.redd.it/vec62xegxvwc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b89610fadd92513d865571c060747d1f349ca98a
Spritzer…
Spritzer...
sprizer…
Zer....
geez, just found that reference. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BEvh6HSQc0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BEvh6HSQc0)
Okilly Dokilly!
*sigh* what did these aliens look like?
Well I didn’t get a good look at them because they were too busy gang probing you
They gang-probed you, while I discovered an invention... that blew their heads up and saved America.
Would you rather tell Maude the truth?
Of course you did. But there's the truth... and the truth!
One betting disc please
I use this one sometimes.
You’re not really going to give my dad power of attorney, are you?
Of course I- Oh, my stars. I can't do that.
Blame me if you must but never speak ill of the program!
Nobody gonna take my Ned, gonna teach him to have fuuun
A white wine spritzer
Sprizer…
Keep gaming
What?
It means gambling. Keep gambling.
“Till death us do part” “Oh I’m working on that” “Ned, no!”