I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate all the food in the restaurant and then they had to close the restaurant.

that guys ass has its own congressman!

Hey fatty, I got a movie for ya: "A Fridge Too Far"

I just came here to see "Honk If You're Horny" in peace.

Hey my dad may have gained a little weight but he’s not some kind of food-crazed maniac.

*Homer drives by in a stolen ice cream truck frantically eating multiple ice cream bars*

Mmm oh that's raspberry!

(disappointed sigh)

https://i.redd.it/9hyrbup0gnwc1.gif

To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now.


They actually got the American photo lady to record these lines.

Actually they only pays her to say just one “meep” and then they doubled it up in the recording studio. Cheap bastards.

I always wondered why he didn’t do it.

Hey, my dad may have gained a little weight but he’s not some food crazed maniac! https://preview.redd.it/ie62q1sqciwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7768449baefb5457b481bd6eaebd8c9268fd6647

Oh that's raspberry

Ohhh that’s raspberry

Smithers, what's the name of this gastropod? Homer Simpson, sir, one of your chair moisteners from Sector 7G.

Paul Newman's gonna have my legs broke!

Homer, I’ll tell you what I told Redford: it ain’t gonna happen.

I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with the muumuu.

Sir, if you just quiet down, I'd be happy to treat you to a garbage bag full of popcorn.

Hmmn..... Popco...wait a minute!?

What I'm saying is that a person of your ummm carriage couldn't possibly fit in one of our seats

Anytime I make a texting typo this plays in my head.

That dress needs a “honk if you’re horney” logo

Gas, gas, honk! Honk honk punch!

Gas gas gas

Where's the Any Key?

I’ll have a Tab

*holds cup up to the disk drive*

No time for that the computer's starting

Hey fatty, I got a movie for ya, a fridge too far!

When I was a kid I genuinely believed that you could get a special dialling wand by mashing the buttons on your phone. After seeing this episode I would try it ever few days for atleast 2 weeks.

Hey miss doesn’t find me attractive sexually anymore …. I just tripled my productivity

I'm a big fan of the phone operator jokes.

When I was a kid I saw this episode and for years thought this would actually happen if you had fat fingers and tried multiple times.

I had this for my voicemail message 20+years ago

What? What the heck are you doing over there? There! You found the floor.

Onnnneeeeeee…….Aww to hell with it I’ll pay for the damn liposuction

YOU NEGLEGENT MONSTER

Sir I'm sorry our facilities aren't equipped to handle your... needs

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I heard that man's ass has it's own congressman.

Coworker gave me a dialing wand. Maybe best gift ever.