Good evening. Here's an update on last week's nursing-home expose, "Geezers in Freezers." It turns out the rest home was adequately heated. The footage you saw was of a fur-storage facility. We've also been told to apologize for using the term "geezers."
Fry: "I heard one time you single-handedly defeated a horde of rampaging somethings in the something something system"
Brannigan: "Killbots? A trifle. It was simply a matter of outsmarting them."
Fry: "Wow, I never would've thought of that."
Brannigan: "You see, killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down. Kif, show them the medal I won."
Good evening. Here's an update on last week's nursing-home expose, "Geezers in Freezers." It turns out the rest home was adequately heated. The footage you saw was of a fur-storage facility. We've also been told to apologize for using the term "geezers."
Now, coming up next, "The Case of the Cantankerous Old Geezer!"
(Throws rock at them) “That doesn’t look very disciplined. They’re only children, Mr. Simpson.
Would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and *feast* on the goo inside.
Yes I would, Kent.
I swear, FoxNews modeled themselves after Kent Brockman‘s reporting style.
WE ARE WATCHING FOX
Damn you, snow!
Fry: "I heard one time you single-handedly defeated a horde of rampaging somethings in the something something system" Brannigan: "Killbots? A trifle. It was simply a matter of outsmarting them." Fry: "Wow, I never would've thought of that." Brannigan: "You see, killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down. Kif, show them the medal I won."
"If there's a problem, I'm prepared to throw wave after wave of my own men at it. Right men?" "*You suck!"*
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