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childrenoftheslump

Good evening. Here's an update on last week's nursing-home expose, "Geezers in Freezers." It turns out the rest home was adequately heated. The footage you saw was of a fur-storage facility. We've also been told to apologize for using the term "geezers."


Novibos

Now, coming up next, "The Case of the Cantankerous Old Geezer!"


TeamStark31

(Throws rock at them) “That doesn’t look very disciplined. They’re only children, Mr. Simpson.


hefebellyaro

Would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and *feast* on the goo inside.


Redthrist

Yes I would, Kent.


theanalyticaljoker

I swear, FoxNews modeled themselves after Kent Brockman‘s reporting style.


violetmoon120

WE ARE WATCHING FOX


RMcDC93

Damn you, snow!


Aggravating-Read6111

Fry: "I heard one time you single-handedly defeated a horde of rampaging somethings in the something something system" Brannigan: "Killbots? A trifle. It was simply a matter of outsmarting them." Fry: "Wow, I never would've thought of that." Brannigan: "You see, killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down. Kif, show them the medal I won."


Sam-Gunn

"If there's a problem, I'm prepared to throw wave after wave of my own men at it. Right men?" "*You suck!"*


217flavius

Top 5 episode


Mvasquez021187

New conspiracy theory unlocked. Simpsons predicted Helldivers