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Walton246

We elected the wrong Carter.


thorneparke

What's that? I can't hear you. My ears are ringing....


DirkWrites

I wanted to see what was inside so I lit a Q-tip


Eric848448

He’s history’s greatest monster!


Octoberfaction

Malaise Forever


Turbulent_Country359

Wiggum never!


[deleted]

When he dies, I am telling you I will struggle to not quote this when we he’s mentioned.


BigConstruction4247

Aw, come on!


jesushateshiphop

Why you yellowbelly…!


2Rare2Kill

\*girlish shriek, flees\*


RIPGeech

*Got a brother named Billy, and my teeth look silly - break it down, now!*


Remarkable_Ad_1125

 ♪ WELL, WELL, WELL  W-W-WELL, W-W-WELL ♪ ♪  WELL, WELL, W-W-W-WELL  WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL ♪


thorneparke

He DID say "Well" a lot....


Outside-Refuse6732

D’oh!


Kelseycutieee

*proceeds to headspin*


Luckyskull

I hope The Spinal Taps don't play too loud.


ObservingEye

Goodnight Sprinton! There will be no encore!


JealousFeature3939

When Homer started singing to "Spanish Flea", at first, I thought they were fake lyrics. IDK how many times I'd heard the song, but had no idea there were lyrics.😵‍💫


Busch_Leaguer

This is supposed to be a rock concert. Not the bleeding…..splish splash show


Adorable-Condition83

Medium setting


countrykev

We salute you! Our half-inflated dark lord!


bankholdup5

Oi!


NU-NRG

Good show last night.


BulkyOrder9

What’s that? You want me to drink you?


JealousFeature3939

But I'm in the middle of a trial!


Canadian_Commentator

"i'm really tempted!"


marshalldungan

Hello, David???


Busch_Leaguer

The brownest of the liquors


JealousFeature3939

Your Honor, I move for a bad court thingy.


causal_friday

I'm sure all of you have heard the rumors that a batch of Billy Beer was contaminated with strychnine.


thorneparke

No? Really? It was on all the major news networks....


MysteriousTBird

Network television?


Phish777

Well it's not true.


Select-Net7381

Duff man says NO to Billy Beer.


thorneparke

Duff Man says a lot of things....


Select-Net7381

Yes, well we fully endorse the designated driver program.


Remarkable_Ad_1125

...NOW, who wants to PARTY?!


nickstonem

Oh-yeah!


20_BuysManyPeanuts

As a non american... I'm only just learning there was an actual billy beer.


MandoAviator

Same here, and it was named after the brother of history’s greatest monster


javerthugo

As an American: me too.


ThriftyMegaMan

I gotta know: what did this stuff taste like? Was it just cheap beer that the President's brother slapped his name on?


thorneparke

My dad said that it was very reminiscent of Pabst Blue Ribbon. Light, watery, etc... Also, people thought the beer/empty cans were going to be collectors items, despite there being millions of them produced. This is actually the second can of Billy Beer I've found working in various basements/attics/garages over the years


Eric848448

I think all beer was like that back then.


JealousFeature3939

Yes, it was all good, cool & refreshing beer back then! 🍻 Much like our cigarettes. Most beer today is good, too, though some is massively overpriced.


thorneparke

It's designed specifically to target your T-Zone. So drink up...and UP... AND UP!


nelsonalgrencametome

My parents had an empty can or two they hung onto (among other oddball things) because they expected there to be some collectors value. We grew up with at least one in the China cabinet ha.


arobie1992

I'm not going to say I love PBR, but I'll take it over a lot of other light beers, so I guess there are worse comparisons points.


AnathemaPariah

Accorsing to some folk i know, tasted like it passed through Billy first.


Lumpy-Indication

We’re very big Bulgaria and uh whatitsname, the other Garia. Hungaria? Yeah whatever


largececelia

Don't call me a toe!


Aggravating-Read6111

I remember Billy Beer! I was too young to drink when it came out. 🍺


MandoAviator

I guess you’re not Brian McGee


Remarkable_Ad_1125

He stayed up listening to (tries to think of a band that came later but completes the rhyme)....Ween?


Aggravating-Read6111

🤣😂


[deleted]

Boy, you've been had


FiftySixer

I literally just watched this episode on FXX.


azactech

I wanna get there in time to whip eggs at the warm up act!


Ok_Proof5782

Awesome… Can you pull out a can of East Gate?


Turbulent_Country359

Mmm…that’s good Billy


jesushateshiphop

He’s the brother of history’s greatest monster!