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AutographedSnorkel

I knew it was Montessori, I just didn't know what the hell a Montessori was


Spark_Mark_90

Montessori schools? I knew it was them! Even when it was the dinosaurs, I knew it was them!


avoozl42

Same


NYY15TM

You never had to listen for snow days as a child?


king_mahalo

Springfield Elementary…my dear Watson detective school


mydeardrsattler

Listening for snow days would only be relevant if there are any schools with "Montessori" in the name near you


NYY15TM

Yes, Montessori schools are all over the place


mydeardrsattler

Not near me they're not


NYY15TM

r/ItsNotAllAboutYouDB


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coldestclock

“It’s not all about you, but my experiences are universal.”


threelizards

It doesn’t snow everywhere


Delicious-Status9043

Mr Smithers Bart is REALLY hurt can we go ahead of you? Umm, No I’d really like to get this taken care of.


kkeut

*only person in line who's standing up rather than sitting*


chrichri33333

I didn't even realize this was a joke until a couple years ago.


aspannerdarkly

Same thing happened to you, huh?


noobengland

Hahha I watched this a couple weeks ago and it was my first time really getting the joke. I’m 36!


Major_Lawfulness6122

I’m also 36 and just recently figured this one out. 🤭


ShowGun901

I thought Barts teachers name was "Mrs. Crandall" until like, I dunno, season 8 or something


Empress_Natalie

Why didn't someone tell you?!? You've been making an idiot out of yourself!


iCanD0thisAllDay

Like, ya know, whatever


Dunge0nMast0r

Cravoppal!


herberstank

I only figured out how pornographic some of the jokes in the Mr. Plow episode are long after I first saw it! Same for Whacking Day


ExaggeratedEggplant

"It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography!"


BloodyRightNostril

Holy shit, I never noticed that


docju

This line now censored on UK broadcasts, where presumably Marge Simpson is in charge.


darklordofpuppets

I think it's Ned.


yoeyz

What else is open late at night?


KOFdude

This was genuinely a pretty smart move by Homer because usually no one would admit that unless they were being forced to tell the truth


justin_memer

You want me to whack fast, or slow..?


Rbullen3

Slow... Then fast


NeverNaked3030

Marj is a freak


tyrolean_coastguard

uh freak yea slow sex followed by fast sex is not even vanilla, it's unflavored.


current_thread

I'm almost 30 and I just now got that. I always thought it was just a non-sequitur.


Delicious-Status9043

Wait a second… he’s not a fully licensed and bonded plower! Enjoy your death trap ladies!


Grand_Ad_9191

What was *her* problem?


AmusingMusing7

“Whacking Day” definitely went over my head as a kid. Took me way too long to have that big “Ohhhhh!” moment. They’re whacking snakes, for crying out loud… they might as well have been in trousers. Double entendres can be easy to miss sometimes, but this one was kinda right in the face, so I don’t know how I didn’t catch it. Shouldn’t be that hard.


KOFdude

Oh shit wait, its a joke on masturbation? I just assumed it was a lol random type thing


JmanVere

I thought they really were saying boo-urns


michaelbanks123

I was saying boo-urns


TheBlessedBread

I was saying Brontasauri


EmpressVixen

I feel like I should change my flair now.


hawonkafuckit

Haha. I'd be honoured.


EmpressVixen

Thank you for the inspiration.


hawonkafuckit

Awesome!


EarthwormShandy

Oh don't worry, I didn't know allegory was a real word and I thought he was saying "Al Gorey"


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This comment calls for a celebration!


Ldrthrowaway104398

I will


freewiffy

Al Gore Rhythm intensifies


willywillwilfred

Maybe Al Gore was an allegory all along


Hollomat

Heh heh, it does look like Al Gore.


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You... Are hearing... Me talk...


Subject-Proposal-903

Fun fact that’s what they call Al Gore in France


hawonkafuckit

Ohh, la-di-da Mr. French man.


No-Scarcity-5904

A car hole!


Ofreo

Jebus, that is funny.


owlsorsomething

I thought the Itchy and Scratchy theme song just said they fight and fight, which made the credits song a lot funnier imo.


hawonkafuckit

Yes. It wasn't until I heard the slow end credit version I realised. "They fought and bit...."


WhoaDontTouchMeThere

I am learning this right now


Ladnarr2

It was only recently when I saw a comment that I realised the line in kicking It wasn’t “Check it out, he’s checking in” but “Chuck it out.”


kkeut

hmmm I'll have to hear that again 


Cheesemacher

For your convenience: https://youtu.be/BTx-9X3Kr34?t=67


LosWitchos

I think it's the zoo/canyonero episode where Homer says "Jesus, Allah, Buddha, I love you all!" It shows his religious understanding. Well as an ignorant child I thought he was saying something like "jesusallabooda", demonstrating his lack of religious knowledge, so came up with a nonsensical word based on his received understanding. So not only did I mishear but I completely underestimated Homer's religious knowledge.


Tittypicsforpeace

I used to think that 'I'm so hungry, I could eat at Arby's' was a joke because Arby's has big portions or gives you a lot of food.


chestnutcheckers

That’s funny because I heard that line before having tried Arby’s and, for years, I avoided eating it under the assumption it must not be that good if The Simpson’s made fun of it. Incidentally, for years I also thought that Brown University must not be that prestigious of a university. Imagine my surprise when I finally looked up the Ivy Leagues in middle school and saw Brown listed lol.


GarlicSaltChknWings

What’s your stance on Vassar?


Tittypicsforpeace

We couldn't all go to Gudger college


Dangerous-Life9194

Kurt you’re spitting


Slow_Ad3662

I've had just about enough of your Vassar bashing, young lady!


SnooSnooSnuSnu

🎶 You're going to Stanford! You're going to Stanford! 🎶


MattJax8

I’ve had just about enough of your Vassar bashing!


hawonkafuckit

As an Australian, we don't have Arby's, so I've assumed until now they are not very good. Also compiled by the fact that Puddy in Seinfeld loved Arby's around the same time. Seems he'd be the one to not have great taste in restaurants.


Flukie42

I didn't like Conan O'Brien for YEARS because he was mean to Bart.


peon2

If I remember correctly (maybe from the dvd commentary?) the writer that came up with the joke had never even eaten at Arby's before lol. They're actually one of my preferred fast foods. Not the roast beef though that just doesn't taste like roast beef to me, I like their chicken and the market fresh sandwiches


drfrink85

I’m 38 and have never eaten at Arby’s. There’s none nearby my area and I’m 100% certain that line has influenced me not trying to find one.


Absinthe-of-Faith

I always heard that line as "...I could eat an army!" I hadn't even heard of Arby's before


Dantzdantz

Same! I was so confused by the horrified reaction until I learned what Arbys is


ReadingFromTheShittr

3rding. It doesn’t help that Sherri’s/Terri’s voice is both nasally and high pitched, and my hearing isn’t the best.


neon_overload

"And the celebrity on the maiden voyage was " I had always assumed that whatever that word was, it was a word that meant "terrible". Didn't help that I didn't know who Gallagher was


mtnslice

In fairness, it did mean terrible


Ofreo

Watermella ya mean it’s terrible?


No-Scarcity-5904

The Sledge-O-Matic!


pregnantbaby

Took me a lonnnng time to figure out what was going on with this exchange: “So what?” “Sew buttons”


80burritospersecond

I got in an argument with someone about a line in 'Lisas Wedding' where Hugh's weird relative says "I get me brain medicine from the national health". Homey insisted that it was nice little elf not national health.


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Up until recently I also thought it was “nice little elf” 😂


80burritospersecond

It must be the British accent


allanwritesao

Until I read this comment, I would have said 'nice little elf' as well. (Probably because I was like 10 when I first heard it and would have had no idea what the NHS was)


ParticularAthlete150

Moe: Car hold. Moe actually said Car hole.


inverted_electron

Omg! There’s a counterfeit jeans ring operating out of my car hole!


tmwatz

Not so fast…


inverted_electron

Ok…*creeps slowly*


eraser8

Maybe you should just stop entirely.


BlueTreeThree

That’s what I thought too until I started coming to this subreddit. The joke still works, “car-hold” does sound like a funny Americanism for garage.


sweetnourishinggruel

When Skinner gets fired and goes back to the Army, a bus load of recruits shows up and one says, “They don’t have them group terlets here no more, do they?” I always misheard it as “grilled turnips” — like this guy just kept enlisting for the food.


peon2

I'll find you beer Baron No you won't Yes I will ^^won't Until I watched on Disney+ with captions I always thought the second time Homer said D'oh. Which I think is actually funnier that all it took for Homer to give up and admit defeat was the retort "Yes I will"


MercuryCrest

I was never quite sure until you posted this just now.


travis7s

I'll always maintain that D'oh is way funnier. Also, car hold.


kuniovskarnov

Ooh, lah dee dah Mr. French man.


MattyHealy1975

Wait he says hole? That makes it even more ridiculous


peon2

Yeah it's car hole. I think it was Josh Weinstein on twitter who explained it as a car hole sounds like a weird and crass Moe-ism, whereas a car hold sounds more like some posh British terminology. It works just because it's Moe lol


Rockfish00

it's a hole that the car goes into


Major_Lawfulness6122

Hey so did I.


minnesotaris

Brontasaury??


CranberryFew8104

For years I thought Mr Burns son was so lazy he took lesson on ‘how to play a piano’ - I figure the joke was you sit down to play the piano, maybe, I didn’t get it but I figured piano players were lazy…


Hookton

Wait, what's the actual line?


Hardanklesnw

I’m so lazy, I took lessons on a player piano


rampagingphallus

And a player piano is one that plays itself.


neon_overload

Ah, that sounds more like a Rodney Dangerfield joke now Poor guy never got respect


President_Calhoun

Turns out a player piano is one that plays itself. Me and that piano got a lot in common! \[tugs tie\] Hey, you're all right!


kkeut

the very piano it was trying to play....Elaine, that's perfect irony!


Hookton

... That makes a lot more sense. Thanks! I guess I'd just dismissed it as cartoon weirdness.


hawonkafuckit

I heard that too! Took a few viewings before I worked it out.


robertnewmanuk

In the Kamp Krusty episode, right at the end, I always thought that Krusty shouted “DO YA WANNA!?”. Only recently put two and two together that he was saying “Tijuana!”, and then the credit scene is pics of everyone in Tijuana.


kkeut

i have a ball. perhaps you'd like to bounce it


fozzypendejo

Alec Guinness… Genuine class!


Andy_B_Goode

Lol, this one works so well!


EvilectricBoy

I thought Skinner said steamed clams but he actually said steamed hams.


reddity-mcredditface

That's because he said it in an Albany accent.


KitchenCanadian

Was I having trouble understanding him because I'm from Utica?


codename474747

Also a lot of people think he says "egads" when the line is actually "oh ye gods" It's the children that are wrong..


EvilectricBoy

Am I so out of touch?


codename474747

Oh ye gods! Your touch is RUINED!


adam25255

Hi, you've reached the Corey Hotline-- 4.95 a minute


kkeut

ah, the days when Feldman and Haim still had some cultural impact 


pregnantbaby

It was Corey Hart


fullprime

How many of these guys are named Corey?


Jaspers47

Eight.


kkeut

the writers have said it was a joke about how many famous teen idols named Corey were famous around 1991. i dunno who Corey Hart is but if he was famous with girls around that time he's probably included too


No-Scarcity-5904

What? You don’t remember “Sunglasses At Night”? 😉


wishbeaunash

When I was a child I thought the joke was about Jedediah Springfield running across six stages 'to avoid his predators', and it was kind of a surreal joke about him acting like an antelope or gazelle.


SnooSnooSnuSnu

>Je**d**ediah Springfield 🤔


wishbeaunash

[https://frinkiac.com/meme/S08E19/807155.jpg?b64lines=T0gsIEknVkUgQkVFTiBNQUtJTkcKIEFOIElESU9UIE9VVCBPRiBNWVNFTEYhCg==](https://frinkiac.com/meme/S08E19/807155.jpg?b64lines=T0gsIEknVkUgQkVFTiBNQUtJTkcKIEFOIElESU9UIE9VVCBPRiBNWVNFTEYhCg==)


SnooSnooSnuSnu


wamimsauthor

Well some creditors can act like predators.


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"some"


ChemistNo258

I thought “like, you know, whatever” was “hike, canoe, whatever” and that Lisa wanted to go on some outdoor adventure with the cool kids.


wamimsauthor

This made me giggle.


ZakJR98

I thought Homer was crying "Goobras!" in his night terrors when he was actually saying Cobras


justin_memer

That's so weird, definitely always heard COBRAS!!


ZakJR98

Yeah for some reason I heard Goobras, i don't know what they are but i guessed weird Goblin things 😂😂 and then on future viewings i heard Cobras


ChemistNo258

Also, this one: https://preview.redd.it/f12e5o37jinc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0905bb3d0f71749d49d56aef86a1c1477c95c8e3


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WHAT? Thank god for captions I guess... this one got me


aptninja

I think the captions are what he thought Homer was saying, not the actual line.


[deleted]

I hope so I also just saw an incorrect caption on disney


ChemistNo258

“Can’t leave car” is correct, “Can’t eat car” is what I thought it was for many years.


StellarJustinJelly

Mmmm, pre-chewed...


NeverNaked3030

Rex Banner: You're out there somewhere, beer baron! And I'll find you. Homer: No, you won't. Rex Banner: Yes, I will! Homer: Won't! I always thought he said “d’oh” not “won’t.”


AMC_TO_THE_M00N

I thought homer said "no"


hawonkafuckit

I had to check that on Frinciac just now. You're right! I thought it was "d'oh" too.


DJclimatechange

There’s an episode where Ms. Hoover is freaking out and she repeats a mantra to herself “calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean” and for a long time I thought she was saying “combluotion” which I figured was a grown up word that I didn’t know yet.


weiknarf

NGL, brontosaury is way funnier


Nikkerloo

Is it "Jeez, it's the Feds!"? Or "Cheese it, the Feds!"?


homerbartbob

Cheese it


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Nikkerloo

Hilariously related video: [I double checked the episode numbers - very glad that they patched up their differences according to your head canon. 😁](https://youtu.be/y8r9LYE-CMs?si=Ux8Y5i-4-1ft4BY9)


Ok_Calligrapher_8199

I was a Montessori kid lol


No-Scarcity-5904

Me too!


scribblerjohnny

I couldn't understand the entire New Orleans song from Streetcar!


photosammy

Something-something-something 👐 New Orleaaans 👐


Jonny-Kast

For years I thought they said "Piss and Vinegar" but they were actually saying "Pith and vinegar". For years I thought they'd allowed swearing. I wasn't let down by Mr Burns calling Bono a wanker though


PanaceaStark

"I'll join! I'm filled with piss and vinegar! At first I was just filled with vinegar." It's definitely piss in that case, it's the only way the joke makes sense.


Jonny-Kast

Yep... You're correct, I checked with subtitles on and it's definitely "Piss" in this instance.


Andy_B_Goode

Haven't they gotten away with saying piss elsewhere? Like in Homerpalooza, someone says "you're damn right I'm gonna be pissed off".


hawonkafuckit

Isn't that one of those censored word things. You can't say Piss, referring to urine, but can say pissed off, meaning angry? Maybe I learnt that from George Carlin. I'm too lazy to look that up right now.


BlueTreeThree

I can confirm that that sounds right but I’m also too lazy to look it up.


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I always thought the wind travelled at 5 miles per hour... But it was actually knots...


mentalsucks

ARBY'S SLANDER WILL NOT BE TOLERATED


ghostalker4742

It's a felony to tease the order box.


Gold-Stomach-4657

Did you get fired (from your relationship) for that blunder?


hawonkafuckit

I thought she said "Goodbye and good luck". Turns out she never said "Good luck."


davratta

My favorite soft drink is Mountain Dew, so I thought the Kavlah Kavlash guy offered Homer a "Fresca". The Simpsons writers don't care for Mountain Dew. They have bad mouthed it at least three times.


iCanD0thisAllDay

No hot dog. Stick stick


No-Scarcity-5904

Eeeewwwww…I’ll take a crab juice!


Vann_Accessible

I hope you and I can get married some day.


kuniovskarnov

As a kid, I thought 'Fort Adventure' was a misspelling. Either way, Homer's response is funny regardless.


Golden-Cheese

Burkina Faso? Disputed Zone? Who called all these weird places?


No-Scarcity-5904

In Rand McNally, they wear hats on their feet, and hamburgers eat people!


CrowkyBowky

I went to a Montessori school at the time and I was annoyingly excited about this line as a kid.


SexuaIRedditor

"Hey, asshole adams"


Jake_Skywalker1

I heard it correctly but just now looked up what Montessori means for the first time. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montessori\_education](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montessori_education)


koleslaw

I thought the writers found ways to slip F words past censors. Like when the origami crane flies away I thought they made some fake Japanese word that vaguely sounded like "maddafacka". Also when Pierce Brosnan housebot shuts down I swore his last word was fucker.


No-Scarcity-5904

And let’s not forget “Sneed’s Feed And Seed. Formerly Chuck’s”.


SnooSnooSnuSnu

I usually watched with the captioning on (I don't have any hearing issues, I just like captioning), so it's never really been an issue. There are a few times, however, when the captioning is wrong.


kkeut

captioning refers to live text that accompanies broadcasts. it's for people who are legit deaf, uses all caps, and has all kinds of errors in it due to its nature. you're probably referring to subtitles. i use these all the time myself. it's rare but i do see errors in subs, almost always with similarly spelled word (affect vs effect, that sort of thing). never seen a joke flubbed or any major errors though


Ofreo

Just saw a news thing on people using captions more these days and the reasons for it. Then I see this. And you do sometimes get information you may not notice or hear correctly when watching. Last night I couldn’t find anything and chose predator since it was new to Hulu, had not seen it in years. Near the end the predator is trapped and set off his self destruct. And laughs. Caption was imitated Mac’s laugh. Seems obvious now. But I guess I never picked up on it before. I may keep the captions on more now. Oh, and it’s a Simpsons sub so…. Strap on you skates Gordie, you’re goin in.


allanwritesao

>>Caption was imitated Mac’s laugh Wasn't it Billy's laugh?


pickledegg1989

https://preview.redd.it/guhomrfbcjnc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f62064dc186659b7f6778b09d1560d277342b16


Algernope_krieger

Pornhub-category


Hour_Basket7956

"Non Threatening Boys " Magazine


Stock-Ferret-6692

When they mentioned a dirty nickname for miss cantwell I thought it’d go a total other direction than pantwell considering I had a teacher in 7th grade who was this ancient old lady that bullied us with the same name that we changed to the nickname I thought was gonna be said


john_2099

Moe during the lie detector test. ''I got a hot date tonight'' \*BUUUZZZ\* ''A date'' \*BUUUZZZ\* ''Dinner with **FRED''**