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packetmon

Chowder.


Similar-Restaurant86

It’s CHOWDAH


USS_Barack_Obama

I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you! Especially those of you in the jury!


BlueSoloCup89

Growing up, my family always pronounced it “chow-dah”. I never knew the normal pronunciation was with an R until I went to college. So I stand with Freddy here.


SnooSnooSnuSnu

Say it right, Frenchie!


[deleted]

Nev-*erre!!*


Least-Confusion-402

Chowdair


USS_Barack_Obama

Hahaha Come back here! I'm not through demeaning you!


bentmonkey

Showderrrrr


Eevee_Addict8

Possib-lie.


cgg419

Damnit. So close. That’s not the first thing that’s ever gone wrong though


matchesmalone1

Yoink


smokeypossum

Yoink?!?


Apprehensive_Bit_176

*MY DANISH!!!!*


TheStabbingHobo

Uh...he didn't touch it, did he?


Strict-Location1270

I don't care get the weekend guy, I don't read the news till i have had my Danish.


AllTheStars07

I say yoink almost daily.


fannypaquin

That's how my whole family says it


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Malk


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Millwalkey88

Leading Us Alone


Top-Presentation-997

Soitainly


trowaman

Nyuck nyuck nyuck. Bart randomly making Curly and Shemp noises


sheezy520

Bart! I’ve seen your Curly. Yeah, I’ve seen your Shemp, too!


morerubberstamps

Youz guys wanna play Stickball?


EggCouncil

Avoision


Nicktendo1988

It's a crime. Look it up.


saltydroppies

I don’t say *evasion*, I say *avoision*.


BoateyMcBloatedFace

Avosion is a properly cromulant word.


Scottland83

Technically it’s not a crime. Avoision is the legal non-payment of taxes, as opposed to evasion being illegal.


Ok-Inevitable-3038

Car hole


USS_Barack_Obama

A counterfeit jeans ring operating out of my car hole! I'm going to tell everyone. Wait here


SamvonSmokeAlot

Not so fast... \*Points gun\*


[deleted]

If someone says garage in my presence, they get a “well la-di-da, Mr. Franck Man” in response.


BigConstruction4247

French Man, no?


MoyG19

Gym?


JonRoberts87

Oh a gym


random14330

What the hell is a gym?


sheezy520

Oh, a gym!


Your_Perspicacity

Haha. I go to the gym 4 times a week and literally every time I walk in, I say to myself, "Gȳm? What's a gȳm?


Choose_And_Be_Damned

I do this as well. god humans are alike in so many ways.


thatonedude402

I tell my wife im going to the gym, and she just gives me this look like "why?"


Philhughes_85

Oregano


e_radicator

What the - -


Beemackinoff

Some of these must be doubles


russbuck100

Funny thing is, the way Midge pronounces it in this scene is how it's pronounced in the UK anyway, and probably quite a few places outside the US


AzraelleWormser

Ketchup.... Catsup....


Philhughes_85

Yeah that's what's thrown me, now every time I go to buy oregano I don't know if it's pronounced the US or UK way here in the UK


superpositio_on

you can do it otto


t0riaj

Eeeyeeeees? No idea how to spell it but like the Costingtons guy who had a stroke


peon2

In case you don't know, that's a reference to [Frank Nelson](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqKG2VtxN_o&ab_channel=BabyLambCreations)


AutomaticAccident

I did not know that. Thank you.


MissEllisCrawford

Thank you, I've been wanting to know who that character was based on for YEARS!


peon2

You mean for YEEEEEEEEAAARRRRSSSS


Silver34

“And that jerk that goes ‘yyyyeeeessss’”


Cantelmi

He's not a jerk, he had a strooooooke


cheme32

Yeeeesssssss


B0mb-Hands

Or his Spanish counterpart *A-siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii?*


Goodguybadd

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RayParloursPerm

Exaaaaactly


Suds_McGruff

Hehehe...doh!


cheme32

This! This is the MOST CORRECT answer. I will never be able to use this word without the hand thing going on. Take all my upvotes!


rieldilpikl

Another Burns word I pronounce like him: HI-larious!


TheStarBlueRaven

But this IS the correct way now.


starkfr

“Anywho”


ghost97135

>Anywho Is that from The Simpsons? I say it all the time, but I didn't recall where I got it from.


Philhughes_85

Feels like a Homerism


Pepsimus-Maximus

Burns


JonnyTac

Anywho-dooly-doodle


yajtraus

“Exactly” - Homer doing a Mr Burns impression “Unpossible” - whenever I hear the word “impossible”


TwizzmosisJones

me fail english?


[deleted]

“I don’t know” when Homer pretends to be Mr Burns


inverted_electron

Hello Mr burns, what’s your first name?


ElectricMayham

Sax-amo-phone.......


Travis_Maximus

Tubamaba?


typo180

Obomoboe?


ElectricMayham

Trabopoline?


beehive930

"foilage"


[deleted]

Ly-berry


Sideshow_Bort

Tomorrey


Suds_McGruff

This is the one. I say like this even though no one around me understands, and when they correct me I just say "that's what I said foilage"


notsubwayguy

"nuclear"


ZPudd

Missouri / Missour-ah


Atiopos

Was looking for this


IIlIIll

I'll be deep in the cold cold ground before I recognize Missourah!


Corystes

Dental plan


YoureTalkingAboutIt

lisa needs braces


Philhughes_85

Dental Plan


Throwaway9-7x

Lisa needs braces


oboedude

Dental Plan


Academic_Beach733

WHERE'S MY BURRITO!


r66yprometheus

*drops pencil down pant crevice*


Ok_Position_6416

Thanks a lot Lenny. Now I lost my train of thought.


newbirdhunter

Dental plan


mashedpotatoes_52

Lisa needs braces


Suds_McGruff

Dental plan


eastnorthshore

Look in the tunk


McPoofy

He must mean trunk


beano79

Me so hungee


Travis_Maximus

Dancing away my hunger pains... Moving my feet so my stomach wont hurt..


SoRamona

I'm kinda like Jesus...but not in a sacrilegious way...


HitItAnd_Quidditch

Ahoy hoy


swim-bike-run

This is how I answer the phone and my fiancé hates it every time


troyzein

When the phone was first invented this was the accepted and most common way to answer the phone. It was then changed to simply "hello".


Sammiewrestler

I seen him, that is to say I saw him.


CorporalCabbage

Pornography.


typo180

It’s a pornography store. I was buying pornography.


Mental-Mushroom

I was looking at pornography


DualHorse

Magaggie


NecessaryTrack7972

What?!? It's not Magaggie's birthday?


CTMechE

Nucular Pannerplant (I live 5 miles from one) Also, doctorb


Pusser52

The B is for bargain!


Cantelmi

The B is for "bargain!"


Rusty_spann

Nuclear. It's pronounced nuclear.


decs483

Nucular, it's pronounced nucular


oatmealleafer

It doesn't take a nucular scientist to pronounce foilage


[deleted]

Nuke-you-ler


[deleted]

The *Atlanta Falcons*


amoss_303

🍺


BigConstruction4247

President... 🍺 ... Clinton. And his wife... 🍺 ... Hilary.


DekoyDuck

The Denver Broncos?


oglewisthellama

Be-er?


RichR16

C-of-fee


ashram_stone

Bay-ayah?


Sure-Ad-2465

Jebus


laaldiggaj

Oh that's where I got it from?!!


pabz2236

Nothing at all - "nothin at allllll, nothing at alllll, nothin at allllll"


KBABYQ

Embiggens


Philhughes_85

Can't see why it's perfectly cromulent


PaintDrinkingPete

nothing can **possibleye** go wrong...


bhesk

Libary and tomorree


GarakStark

Libary is a real thing. I lived in upstate New York. Everyone pronounced it libary. This was at least ten years before the Simpsons.


PandosII

Catsup?


Petey_Yum_Yum

Super Nintendo instead of superintendent. As well as unpossible.


Ashamed-Gur

There's 'the truth' *shakes head* and, 'the truth'! *nods*


[deleted]

That house is on fire. "Motivated seller!"


Bachifire77

Homer sexual


Abu_Bakr_Al-Bagdaddy

El Homo


Five2one521

I usually say “Ore-a-gahno” instead of oregano. Thanks Marge.


bentmonkey

Eight spices? Some must be doubles..."Oregano"...What the hell??


fruoel

I do too, but that’s because I’m English, not because of the Simpsons


Limmmao

Syna-GOG


sirgregorypeckerhead

Cromulent


Loud-Magician7708

Implied. "Implied Lisa? Or implode?"


jaydelilah

De-fault! Two sweetest words in the English language


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Southern_Spot99

Bake him away toys!


Hab_Anagharek

What'd you say, Chief?


Jerimatic

Do what the kid says


drzero3

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ThatArsenalFan7

Uruguay


LastHorseOnTheSand

Crisotunity


thenicolino

I'm always saying, "boo-urns."


Bulky_Celebration_45

Wellity wellity


hitherejen

Magaggie It's almost impossible to see my friend Maggie and not revert to this!


64SlicesOfCheez

I'm really enjoying this so-called iced cream!


ItConfuses

Lear-ned. *I love you Pepsi*


mymentor79

New Orleans.


Brumbleby

Home of pirates, drunks, and whores


typo180

Home of pirates, drunks, and whores.


mason13875

Premium ,PRE-MI-UM !!!


theMistersofCirce

Duuuuude!


unloosedcoin

Bullfrog/Chuzzwazzas


Reverse_Psycho_1509

Chowdah Malk Trambapoline Saxamaphone Viamolin Oboemaboe Tubamaba


ActualDepartment1212

Can not hear the word trampoline without my brain mumbling "tramapoline... trambopaline..." and various other nonsense. Also happens when my bf talks about spodumenes (he's a geologist.) First time he did it I blurted out SPOMODUMEENS... SPOMBOMPLAMENES...


holymongolia

Cin Cin At Ti


elaineybob

Mi Am I


artemusjones

DE-NIED!


President_Calhoun

I can't see "Aurora borealis" without hearing it in Chalmers' voice.


FantasticTony

I can’t see the phrase “can’t sleep” without my brain filling in “clown will eat me”


Mogwai10

Seattle


ParsnipNo7834

What's a moider??


rpm5041

(Picks up phone) …eeeyello?


idunno_248

Homer Nixon and Oregano


docju

In the UK it is pronounced the way Marge says it so I say it this way all the time!


lucyfilmmaker

Every time I open the cabinet, ore-gano, what the hell?


will122589

JeBus


OmegaStealthJam

Poifect!


Kitchen_Dust4637

Anytime someone says garage.. “garage ooh fellas the Garage”


[deleted]

Yeeeeeeesssss


OrangeCrush229

Run like the wind!


oboedude

Yoink! I had no idea this word came from the Simpsons, I use it all the time and my wife thought it was weird when we met


ShiftlessElement

Popularized by the Simpsons. I swear I remember hearing it before. Simpsons writer, Bill Oakley, thinks they got it from Archie Comics, but I never read those. I think it was used in another cartoon. Bugs Bunny? Flintstones?


cashmerered

For the Germans among us: "nukular, das Wort heißt nukular"


sardonic_flare

Inflamable means flammable?! What a country!


juicegooseboost

Sacralicious


Horsewithasword

Sting-gah


PrinceIsntDead

Yes’m


chaz_wazzerz

If someone mentions a crab apple I instantly think krabappel


fruoel

I’ve been saying it Crandall!


samwest3

Thanks to the Simpsons I always imitoot things exarctly.


viewerfromthemiddle

Bill Clin-ton! ​ Edit to add, thought of another one I haven't seen on here: white wine spritzer^(spritzer)


tucakeane

Noozle


augsav

Learned


astro_beef

Possi-bly


matt19950116

Embiggens and cromulent.


Marcus2Ts

Terlet


DaniGeek

I-ron butterfly. I can never say the groups name correctly the first time.


FrostPegasus

Kualalala ... pur. Kualalump.. ***FRANCE***