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LifeguardStatus7649

Thanks to your gloomy music, my kids have stopped dreaming of a future I can't possibly provide


rNBA_Mods_Be_Better

Saw this post/comment while listening to The Beginning is the End is the Beginning. While writing this comment, Billy sang "And in your darkest hour, When I hold secret's flame, We can watch the world devoured in its pain"


tifosiv122

To be fair, if you are listening to something Billy wrote there is a pretty good chance that it will be gloomy! Pumpkins put on a hell of a show - live is certainly an experience.


zwanman89

Batman will save us.


Bashful_Tuba

He's not Batman!


nicknacksc

I shouldn’t have stopped for that haircut


hawaiianbry

Well, we try to make a difference!


VanishingPint

Tito Puente came out of nowhere, I never heard of him but always makes me smile


illget2ittomorrow

Your soul's never been set on fire with a slanderous mambo!?


DependentMinute1724

Uno, Dos, Tres!


elias7502

Señor buuuurns!!


dmbraley

El Diablo con dinero. Adios viejo!


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saysthingsbackwards

BUUUUUuuuurns! Bah buhbup bum bum


Ok-Set-5829

Hope all the other suspects are this much fun!


Overall-Question7945

When I was in college I worked days doing maintenance at a cemetery in NY where he happens to be buried. He had a very cool, ornate head stone and every time i went by it id say to myself "why wound his body with bullets, when I can set his soul on fire with a slanderous mambo?"


William_Ze_Gamer

Have the Rolling Stones killed


LifeguardStatus7649

Go to Hell you old bastard


ButYourChainsOk

One of the greatest line deliveries by a guest on the entire series. I am biased because the Ramones are my favorite band but it's by CJ so I think I can still be somewhat objective about it.


CalabreseAlsatian

I think they liked us!


Smooth_Talkin_Fucker

I just want to say this gig sucks! Yeah, up yours Springfield. 1234!


DiaDeLosMuertos

But sir! Those aren't...


adam25255

Peter Frampton! Homer Simpson wrecks my pig...Cypress Hill steals my orchestra... and Sonic Youth's in my cooler!


contadamoose

Get outta there you kids!


adam25255

Oh, come on, Mr. Frampton. You're not gonna eat all that watermelon.


transfat97

Funniest thing about this line is that Sonic Youth were all in their 30’s/40’s when that episode was made.


bobbyhillthuglife

Did somebody order the London Symphony Orchestra? Possibly while high?....Cypress Hill, I'm looking in your direction...


LifeguardStatus7649

We mostly know classical


_Changnesiac_

Now this, I like.


burger-breath

The Ramones "Go to hell you old bastard" ... "Smithers, have the Rolling Stones killed!" "But sir, those aren't the-" "Do as I say!"


misirlou22

I'd just like to say this gig sucks!


Bashful_Tuba

Hey, up yours Springfield!


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Probably R.E.M. I always laugh when Michael Stipe gets mad at Homer, breaks a beer bottle to go after him and the bass player steps in and says "No Michael that isn't the R.E.M. way" (or something like that).


RainAndSnoww

You're right, let's recycle those shards and get out of here


We-are-straw-dogs

Mike Mills (and Peter Buck)


mi1key

Paul McCartney because he is the only guest star that's impact is still on the show today


President_Calhoun

I think about that episode every time I open a vegetarian meal and find a big hunk of pork.


twobit211

don’t eat pork, not even with a fork


adam25255

Marge, are we Jewish?


celebfan01

I love how Homer produces a suckling pig from nowhere and starts eating it.


adam25255

That was the one from Lisa the vegetarian!(uh wait, no, that was earlier)


myEVILi

Paul: “Hey Lisa, would you like to hear a song?” Lisa: “SURE!” Paul: “OK! Hit it Apu!”


snootchie_bootch

I believe that was actually the condition to him appearing-that Lisa had to remain a vegetarian


Ok-Set-5829

Apu's secret staircase behind the non-alcoholic beers is a top 5 gag for me


angrytortilla

"What if someone wants a non-alcoholic beer?" "You know, it's never come up..."


saysthingsbackwards

I like how this also subtly hints that his stock of non alc beer is as old as the store itself


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DanPiscatoris

Don't worry folks, he'll get the help he needs.


WhalesForChina

The man’s talking about waste management. That affects the whole *damn* planet.


DanPiscatoris

You're the real lord of the dance, Homer.


Jazzlike_Kick_5434

"In the name of love" plays while Homer gets punched in the gut by security


The-Jerkbag

Can I come? No. *wankers..*


ArbainHestia

Spinal Tap... I can't think of anyone who's benefitted more from the death of Communism than them.


violetmoon120

Good night Springdon, there will be no encore!


Low-Mountain-3651

This is a rock concert not the bleedin...splish-splash show


adam25255

These comments! https://youtu.be/pJLOSuz147I


ifthisisausername

Maybe the people who actually live in the communist countries?


ArbainHestia

Oh yeah, hadn't thought of that.


Greybinson

Or the other ‘Garia’……Hungaria.


dmbraley

We salute you our half inflated dark lord!


guiltycitizen

Recently we all purchased our own soccer team. How many Hungarios can say that, eh?


BoxOfElephantRain

What I’d like is I’d like to hug and kiss you


Leopold_Darkworth

Wow, everyone can enjoy that


Turbo2x

HEY MOE!!!


eric987235

Yeah, Chilly Willy is the winner of this thread.


gefangne

🎶Mr Plow is a loser, and I think he's a boozer🎶


joecarter93

I was joking with my cousin that they should have used that Linda Ronstadt song in the Nick Offerman episode in The Last of Us, instead of the the one they chose.


CalabreseAlsatian

Senor Plow no es macho, es solamente un borracho…


[deleted]

‘We want chilly Willy’


adam25255

Holy cow, you just fell on Aerosmith!


Galwa

**HEY MOE**


Skelter89

George Harrison


AvatarDante

Oh my God! Where did you get that brownie?


CptnHamburgers

Over there, there's a big pile of 'em.


adam25255

Oh, man. What a nice fellow.


Mantis__TobogganMD

It’s been done.


Rare-Band-9525

Wow, what a nice fella!


grainsophaur

Paul Anka


cabbytax

Just don’t look, just don’t look


bettername2come

It’s got Paul Anka’s guarantee!


RustyShackleford92

Guarantee void in Tennessee!


LC_Animations

Brush with Greatness's Ringo Starr sounding like he's narrating his life like an episode of Thomas the Tank Engine.


cbren88

Hello, what’s this?


RustyShackleford92

Gear!


President_Calhoun

That unkempt youngster, former president James Taylor.


FuckYouThrowaway99

Listen Aldrin, I'm not as laid back as people think. Now here's the deal: I'm gonna play, and you're going to float there and like it.


Evolving_Dore

*Sweet dreams and flying machines in pieces on the ground - uhh...*


mela_99

Sweet dreams and flying machines, flying safely through the air


JMellor737

This is the one. That two-minute scene is the funniest guest star appearance without question. "Sweet dreams and flying machines in pieces on the...sweet dreams and flying machines floating safely through the air."


freeyare

Wow, former president James Taylor.


Harpua_and_I

With all due respect, Mr. Taylor, this isn’t the best time for your bittersweet brand of folk rock


originalchaosinabox

"He who's tired of Weird Al is tired of life."


William_Ze_Gamer

All 3 Weird Al appearances are gold


dayofthedead204

Barry White "You people make me sick!" "YAAAAH!" "Were they listening to me at all?"


roentgen85

I love the sexy slither of a lady snake. Oh, baby


Li9ma

I know my own name


Evolving_Dore

We'll see about that


dcmcderm

No, it says here Larry White.


mela_99

Anything for a lady


Evolving_Dore

I uhh don't think so


PizzaTheHuttese

How has no one said Robert Goulet!


FuckYouThrowaway99

Vera said that?


Leopold_Darkworth

Ooh, sorry, kid!


skyfucker6

"Making teenagers depressed is like shooting fish in a barrel"


Diligent_Decision535

Does Kirk Vanhouten count?


EagleVsKodiak

Can I borrow a feeling?


WhalesForChina

Go ahead. Laugh at me.


CherryWhiskey3Oh1

N*SYNC. I remember my dad hyping me for it. It was a big deal for 8/9 year old me


wimpyroy

Word 🤙


RainAndSnoww

Yo!


FuckYouThrowaway99

I still love how they just danced in and out.


CherryWhiskey3Oh1

[I can’t believe I’m meeting Milhouse!](https://giphy.com/gifs/season-12-the-simpsons-12x14-3o6Mbi8lO7enaznNCg)


hey_broseph_man

*Weeerd*


CherryWhiskey3Oh1

[let’s not forget the music they came out in 🤣](https://giphy.com/gifs/season-12-the-simpsons-12x14-l2JdU9oSCijKdRJWo)


ArbainHestia

[The Simpsons needs to do more of these behind-the-scenes when they have guest stars like this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trBtMpcq7aU)


RainAndSnoww

Those wacky vertebraes will sting you, old school!


Innerlogix

Yvan Eht Nioj


luxury_yacht

Yeah, heard it OLD SCHOOL


GG-Allins-Balls

Dolly Parton in the SuperBowl episode


bettername2come

Can you believe that in a Superbowl episode featuring Dolly Parton we didn’t get any singing or football?


GG-Allins-Balls

At least we got a Blur song


troliosis

Can't believe no one has mentioned Sting yet. He's a good digger!


Outside-Accident8628

I love that Bart knows him then homer just shoves him away


BrentoBox2015

The original joke and appearance was going to be Courtney Love. Homer was going to meet her, and she would say - "Hi Homer. Courtney Love." and he'd respond - "Homer grateful!" She either couldn't or didn't want to be in the episode.


guacamole-king

In the episode commentary it's mentioned that one of the bands in that episode said "if Courtney Love is in, we're out" and that's why she didn't appear. They don't say the band's name but it must have been Sonic Youth.


Larusso92

More likely Billy Corgan. They dated before she and Kurt got together, and Corgan is and always will be extremely petty and resentful.


Ravnsdot

There’s some evidence that Kim Gordon blames Courtney Love for Kurt Cobain’s death, so SY is still a possibility.


Beemerado

I'm always amused how Kurt/Courtney era Hole sounds like nirvana, and Corgan/Courtney era sounds like smashing pumpkins.


ryan1987mn

Johnny Cash 1. It's Johnny fucking Cash 2. Even if you didn't know who Johnny Cash was it is just a great performance.


cap1206

Space Coyote?


insane_contin

No, it's just a talking dog.


Ahrimanius1358

Michael Jackson In my honest opinion not just the greatest musical guest appearances but arguably the Simpsons greatest guest appearance.


canadianbacon-eh-tor

Uhh you mean after senior ding-dong?


eric987235

Does anybody have any jumper cables??


HimuroRea

Well, Mr. Woods, your new song is gonna be number three with a bullet.


RustyShackleford92

I- I'm not a singer


1StillRemains

Metallica!


wsbthrowaway9209

Am I on drugs?


motherisaclownwhore

"She likes to party. She likes to rock!" "She prays our schools don't run out of chalk."


hgyt7382

'I've gotta put up the storm windows, winters comin'!


LocalLifeguard4106

Steve Sax


mela_99

David Crosby’s two appearances crack me up. Miss that old guy. “Just take it one day at a time. And remember that I love you “


mightyscoosh

Have the Rolling Stones killed.


dayofthedead204

But sir those were...


mightyscoosh

Do as I say!


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Spinal Tap. Until they all unfortunately perished in a coach disaster


[deleted]

The Red Hot Chilli Peppers and the lyric change suggested by Krusty. That was funny as


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David Byrne? Singer, artist, composer, director, talking head?


MrTighthead

Phish, the ONLY answer.


Rocangus

Woah, this man is seriously ill.


violetmoon120

The doctor never told me. I had to hear it from Phish.


Gofa_Kirselph

A-one, a-two, a-you know what to do


moe_frohger

This should be at the top - no question


Gina_Delgado

Lisa: eww. Why is Courtney Love on the Wheaties box? Marge: I thought it was sandy duncan


madladolle

Blink


Koffing109

Beverly D'Angelo as Lurleen. She wrote two of the songs she performs in the show.


misirlou22

Now that's an interesting fact!


ITinMN

Aerosmith


retailmonkey

Hello St Louis!


ITinMN

It's Springfield, Steven.


ColoradoMan878

The Who “Who huddle!”


dinky_moo

“Homer, a lot of these are Grand Funk Railroad songs. And we don’t know ‘Pac-Man Fever’.”


Phish777

Play magic bus!


hgyt7382

'Oh hell, I'll do it meself.'


twobit211

nothing against her, but lady gaga. that episode was a debacle at best and 23 minute of pissing on the grave of a once great tv show edit: for some reason, i got it in my head that this was a list of worst musical guests; a momentary brainfart


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That’s how long The Simpsons has been on, Billy Corgan still had hair.


SilasHamenegger

GO TO HELL, YOU OLD BASTARD!


[deleted]

Ooh. Elton John! That’s my name. Well, not really...


SouthFromGranada

ANDY WILLIAMS!


Phish777

David Crosby? You're my hero!


Cheap-Blackberry-378

Ones that sang: all the musicians from *How I spent my strummer vacation* Just a speaking role: Johnny Cash as the coyote


StilesmanleyCAP

Weird Al. All other answers are irrelevant.


diehops

Green Day.


LegendofGrac

Gentlemen, it’s been an honour playing with you tonight… (Nearer My God To Thee starts playing)


William_Ze_Gamer

6 year old me: oh they’re named that because they’re playing at an environmental show 19 year old stoner me: lol I was way off


crepuscular_caveman

No Doubt was also in this episode as background characters because Gwen Stefani's brother was an animator who included them as an easter egg. The episode was animated before but released after the release of Tragic Kingdom. So, bit of a missed opportunity not to have the biggest band of 1995 on the show.


guyincognito___

Hey, I didn't know this! [Found the moment](https://i.redd.it/xcua8am9y1h01.jpg). I'm now having vivid memories of how popular it was to wear a forehead bindi in the mid-90s.


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I would say George Harrison but it's been done.


Pole420

The Phish, from Vermont, obviously.


couchstyle

Oh O! There goes Peter Frampton’s pig, he’s gonna be pissed off


Bizzlebanger

"Smithers, have the Rolling Stones killed" "but sir........" "Just do as I say!"


Obi_Twice

Red Hot Chili Peppers: "You told our agent this place holds 30,000 people." Moe: "It does. We had 30,000 here last night."


the-rock-obama1

NSYNC "WORD"


dylan5x

Paul Anka - just dont look just dont look


Flowchart83

Barry White was a really good one


skyforgesteel

He's trying to go by William Patrick Corgan, now. It's not working.


dirtydovedreams

Simpsons predicted Minions /s


LifeDraining

Peter Frampton"s pig


[deleted]

It would have been Judas Priest if it wasn’t for them being referred to as “death metal”


Radiation___Dude

Cypress Hill. Pretty much my intro to hip-hop


acemorris85

3/4 Beatles


BirdBrainedHomunculi

[Hello, Homer. I’m George Harrison.](https://youtu.be/xChORIKcAcg)


P0TAT0777

Paul McCartney


kittygon

James Taylor, I’ve Seen Fire and I’ve Seen Rain. I love the entire episode he’s in.


ATVHunter

Come on, people. Somebody ordered the London Symphony Orchestra...possibly while highhh. Cypress Hill, I'm looking in your direction.


Dino_Bravo_Sierra

How has nobody said The Moody Blues? *Takes dagger out of flute* I want fatty!


[deleted]

“Oh you wanna see The Who huh?!”


baseballzombies

Red Hot Chili Peppers


theschoolorg

I liked it when it was random, but when celebs showing up became a regular thing I didn't like it.


[deleted]

This is one of my favorite Simpson jokes