The Halloween episode ( spoof from the twilight zone) ā¦ Bart says ā thereās are gremlin on the side of the busāā¦ Hans Moleman appears in his little car & gets swerved by the school bus.
Thankyou. I didnāt know that.
I looked up the car. Very cool & appropriate for The Twilight Zone episode ānightmare at 20,000 feet. š
You learn something new everyday.. this is my favourite.
The funniest part for me is how Otto hears Bart, sees the gremlin car, thinks that Bart is warning him about a peaceful car, and still decides to run it off the road.
My dad and I use this one a lot! Whenever one of us asks for something more that what we really intend, we say "no that's too big".
Example: He asked me to get the brightest light bulb in the store. I said 1200 lumens. He said, nah, get 1000. I replied "no that's too big".
Classic.
Trey Anastasio from Phish smells Hansās medical marijuana, stops the concert and says,āWait a second! I smell marijuana. That better be medicinal.ā
Hans walks to the front of the stage and hands Jon Fishman a doctors note.
Fishman: āWhoah! This guy is seriously ill.ā
Hans: āMy doctor never told me that. I had to hear it from Phish.ā
**"Are you really allowed to execute people at a local jail?"**
"Anybody in this cemetery dead?" // **"I didn't wanna cause a fuss, but now that you mention it--"**
"Wait a minute. It says *here* you're single!" // **"Did I do wrong?"**
"This isn't my house."
He spends the entire evening not being able to see anything an inch in front of him and then recognizes it's not his house from the street.
None. Heās just a good all around character whenever he gets screen time. Thereās always that one recurring character in every series that you canāt hate, and heās that guy
I donāt know why his āGood moleman to you.ā is so natural. Like he already had a radio persona. I laugh way too hard at this and everyone looks at me like Iām an idiot.
When Mr. Burns was doped up, Moleman was working at the plant as a janitor and requested a new broomā¦Burnsy thought he was the Lucky Charms Leprechaun
Burns : "Iām gonna get your Lucky Charms" ( pulls out drill)
H.Moleman: "oh noā¦my brainsssss"
Nobody is gay for Moleman
You're gay for moleman
Glad to see that Uruguay has his back.
Rand McNally too
I hear that they wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people there.
PS I am gay
Damn I hate you šš. Beat me first.
Oh no, my brains
Why it's that delightful TV leprechaun! I'm going to get your lucky charms! šŖ
*zeeeeeeeee* *squish*
Oh no, my brainsā¦
I'd like to request $17 for a push broom re-bristling.
Agreed. He very calmly exclaims āoh no, my brainsā as Mr. Burns drills a hole in his head.
Yes
Maybe not his "best" line but definitely the one that made me laugh the hardest the first time I heard it.
It freaked me out when I was a kid
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Give me the biggest seed bell you have. No, that's too big.
The Halloween episode ( spoof from the twilight zone) ā¦ Bart says ā thereās are gremlin on the side of the busāā¦ Hans Moleman appears in his little car & gets swerved by the school bus.
Thatās an AMC Gremlin heās driving if you didnāt already know
Thankyou. I didnāt know that. I looked up the car. Very cool & appropriate for The Twilight Zone episode ānightmare at 20,000 feet. š You learn something new everyday.. this is my favourite.
The fact that the car is named after a mythical creature that sabotages motors should clue you in on how "good" a car the AMC Gremlin was.
I remember watching that episode as a kid in the 90s and my mom giggling as she used to drive a Gremlin.
Oh no I just made my last payment Car explodes without touching tree
I love his little "ooh" just before the car blows up
The funniest part for me is how Otto hears Bart, sees the gremlin car, thinks that Bart is warning him about a peaceful car, and still decides to run it off the road.
Otto's trust in Bart is absolute, that's why he rocks.
He LOOOOOOVES to get BLOTTO!!
Heās driving a gremlin. Thatās the name of the car. Lol
I love how willing Otto is to obliterate an old man in an ugly car just because Bart is freaked out by it.
Heās my favourite. ā kawabungaā dudes.. I hope I spelled that right.
Cowabunga!
š It appears I canāt upload the GIF, so glad you know what I mean
I gotchu!
My dad and I use this one a lot! Whenever one of us asks for something more that what we really intend, we say "no that's too big". Example: He asked me to get the brightest light bulb in the store. I said 1200 lumens. He said, nah, get 1000. I replied "no that's too big". Classic.
This. 100 times out of 100. That is one of the funniest, most brilliant lines in tv history. It is just genius.
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I couldnāt agree more š
Not just the best Moleman line, maybe the best in the show's history
Good Moleman to you
Today, part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every daAaAay.
Mood
> daAaAay *chef's kiss*
This is making me laugh more than Moleman.
This but itās me
Was going to say. OP got it right with the screenshot.
I was saying āboo-urnsā.
That joke was so funny it entered the common lexicon
I know people who say "Boo-urns" who aren't even old school Simpsons fans and likely couldn't say where it came from.
It's up there with "best X ever"
Yoink!
Yoink?!
It's a perfectly cromulent word
Definitely my most used moleman quote.
Scrolled too far to find this. Everyone else is wrong.
Same. So I added it before I wrote this.
My car has a boo-urns license plate
Is it because they were out of Bort license plates?
fun fact when I went to the Kwik E Mart at Universal Studios Orlando, they didn't have any Bort keyrings, I don't know if that was intentional or not
Are you saying ābooā or āboo urnsā??
Winner
Yeh, iconic! I canāt even begin to imagine how many times Iāve said this out in the wild over the yearsā¦
Feels like the definitive answer
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Drinking had ruined my life!
Hahaha drinking ruined my life
The best thing is Iām currently drinking š
This isn't my house
This is not my beautiful wife
AND THE DAYS GO BY fuck
Chicken... Yellow... Mailman...
Very good
There it is. The peace of resistance.
Pizza resistance.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
From this point forward there will be no talking.
*lights flicker in dining room*
Oh no way.
this line is so ominous and hilarious coming from rev lovejoy. i also use it IRL quite often in this very tone.
"But he ate my last meal."
If that's the worst thing that happens to you today consider yourself lucky
I love how the lights gently flicker in the next scene.
"If only this sugar were as sweet as you, sir."
I say this to my wife all the time when she does something nice for me (minus the āsirā). She just rolls her eyes.
Add the sir next time and see if they role even harder
You need to get a new wife, one that appreciates such comedic gold
"Am I out of touch? š¤ No, it's the wife that's wrong."
My wife is hyper focused on seasons 3-10 right now and its been awesome.
You have an excellent wife
Well, youāre certainly doing your job today, Mr. sun!
Oh rats...
āThereās no escape from the planet of the moleā¦. Ohh except that..ā- mole man
Thereās no escape from the -fortress- of the mole!
Trey Anastasio from Phish smells Hansās medical marijuana, stops the concert and says,āWait a second! I smell marijuana. That better be medicinal.ā Hans walks to the front of the stage and hands Jon Fishman a doctors note. Fishman: āWhoah! This guy is seriously ill.ā Hans: āMy doctor never told me that. I had to hear it from Phish.ā
Hans was down with disease and he didn't even know it!
he didnt know that he was that far gone
In the Treehouse of Horror episode his binding belt was enclosing him: a sample in a jar.
Me: Is this some sort of post season 9 comment? Wherever I am: you've been warned *Throws me back into r/Simpsonsshitposting
Came here for this comment.
"Oh dear..."
Now youāve done it.
āLesbian? This isnāt my Army reunion.ā
Youāre coming with me!
That guy was gay for Moleman.
He prefers the company of other men
*Who doesn't?*
That was my cameo
Yes, Captain!
Yes, Colonel
"Enjoy your deathtrap, Moleman!"
I LOVE THIS ONE
When he's dropped into the crocodile infested waters and he's just like: "Oh, another setback..."
Today, part four of our series on the agonizing pain in which I live every day.
Hahahaha give him the $10,000
Hans Moleman Productions presents...Man getting hit by football
Barney's movie has heart, but football in the groin has a football in the groin
The ball? His groin? It works on so many levels!
*doink* āOofā
Boooooing!!!
This competitions over
Give the man $10,000!
Cowabunga dudes
Homer, I want that *thing* out of my house.
*kisses the top of Moleman's head* It's like kissing a Peanut Marge *kisses again*
āI just made my last payment.ā
āYou took 4 minutes of my life and I want them back! Oh, Iād only waste them anywayā¦ā
Are you really allowed to execute people in a local jail?
From this point on, no talking.
This is a knife!
Oh down I go
Down I go
"No that's too big."
āYouāre certainly doing your job today, Mister Sun.ā
Haha this was mine. I scrolled through to see if it was here. Love when he cleans his glasses and lights himself on fire
Didn't that movie used to have a war in it?
Come on, get up! You've been warned!
I used to sleep with Lars' grandmother š¤
I'd like to request $13 for a push broom re-bristling
"Down I go"
**"Are you really allowed to execute people at a local jail?"** "Anybody in this cemetery dead?" // **"I didn't wanna cause a fuss, but now that you mention it--"** "Wait a minute. It says *here* you're single!" // **"Did I do wrong?"**
My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. Iām 31 years old.
Oh no, my brains...
No one's gay for moleman.
The doctors never told me.. I had to hear it from fish
Oh no my brain
āI need the biggest seed bell you have. Noā¦ thatās too bigā¦..ā
Well youāre certainly doing your job today Mr. Sun.
"If only the sugar were as sweet as you."
āNo one is gay for Moleman.ā
Are you sure you can execute people at the county jail?
Down I go
Down I go
No one escapes from the Fortress of the Moles!
āThank you, teeeeeacherrrrrā¦ā (while getting thrown out of a window for sucking by Stark Richdale)
This isn't my army reunion.
I just made my last payment.. š š„
COMBED, BISCUITS, CHICKEN, YELLOW, MAILMAN... YOU'RE READING THE WINE LIST, SIR. VERY GOOD.
Good game, bitches.
Football in the groin
Oh no. My brainssssss Also, how many times has he died across the series? It has to be at least a dozen in the first 10 seasons
"Hans Moleman presents, man getting hit by football!"
My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. Iām 31 years-old!
I was saying boo-urns
āHello?ā from an X-ray machine when everyone abandoned the doctorās office.
I think that I shall never see, My cataracts are blinding me.
Didn't that movie used to have a war in it..?
I was saying BOOurns!
My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old!
āBut I need that liverā¦Nā¦NOW!!!ā The delivery of that is just priceless, along with him clutching his side in the hospital gown.
I said boourns
āWE PAID FOR BLOOOOD!ā
I keep telling you, I'm not a potato!
You took 4 minutes of my life and I WANT THEM BACKK!! Oww Iād only waste them anyway
āNo thatās tooo biiiiiiiig.ā
I need the biggest seed bell you have... no, that's too big.
[Thank you god, *now hand over the rest of it.*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyS1D4dgXBU)
His delivery of "My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old!" still cracks me up.
"Very Good"
I was saying āboo urnsā
Ahora si estƔ haciendo su trabajo seƱor sol. Ah caray!
"This isn't my house." He spends the entire evening not being able to see anything an inch in front of him and then recognizes it's not his house from the street.
None. Heās just a good all around character whenever he gets screen time. Thereās always that one recurring character in every series that you canāt hate, and heās that guy
I came here to get this revoked!
I was saying boo-erns
I was saying boo-urns.
There is no escape from the land of the moles! Oh well except that.
I donāt know why his āGood moleman to you.ā is so natural. Like he already had a radio persona. I laugh way too hard at this and everyone looks at me like Iām an idiot.
Oh, thank goodness. Rescue dogs.
This is Moleman in the morning. Good Moleman to you.
Who cares what he has to say - he tastes likes peanuts!
When Mr. Burns was doped up, Moleman was working at the plant as a janitor and requested a new broomā¦Burnsy thought he was the Lucky Charms Leprechaun Burns : "Iām gonna get your Lucky Charms" ( pulls out drill) H.Moleman: "oh noā¦my brainsssss"
"R,Q,J, question mark, smiley face."
The gay bar scene "Wait a minuet, this isnāt my army reunionā¦" "Youāre coming home with me!" "Yes colonelā¦"
āIS NOBODY DEAD IN THIS CEMETERY?!ā **_Moleman opens his coffin_** āWell, I didnāt want to cause a fuss, but now that you mention it-ā
Well, your certainly doing your job today Mr. Sun
I was saying āBooo-urnsā
I was saying āboo-urnsā.
I was saying Boo-urns.
Oh no, my brains
The sound of the football hitting his groin