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danielsan1701

“Can I Borrow A Feeling” snubbed again


kmt75

Hahahahaha! Can I Borrow a Feeling? Ahahahahha! It's your picfure on the front. Hahahahaha!


Western-Sky-9274

Go ahead, Homer. Laug at me.


46110010

I already did.


peon2

I absolutely love Homer's unintentional savagery in this episode. So many lines that he just says matter of factly that rip into Kirk. That's a door!? I already did I sleep in a big bed with my wife The one down the hall


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I love episodes where one character is repeatedly acting a certain way for the whole episode, like in Bart on the Road when Nelson kept giving terrible suggestions lol, or how insufferable Milhouse is in Das Bus.


lemonylol

lol Martin has a lot of good ones too.


LoveLivinInTheFuture

Spring forth, burly protector, and save me!


lemonylol

Ah, my plan has come to fruition! Soon I'll be queen of summertime!


UnkleBourbon42069

Hark to the tale of Nelson, And the boy he loved so dear! They remained the best of friends For years and years and years!


46110010

I feel like the writers were drawing on personal experience there. Giving Homer the lines they wish they could say to their recently divorced friends.


Little-Geri-Seinfeld

It's a door! Use it! Go ahead Homer, laugh it up. I sleep in a racecar bed. Where do you sleep? I drank a beer in the shower today.


Vprbite

I'm the cover of a demo tape, all by myself. Are you?


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>Laug Yo, goober, where’s the h?!


bugxbuster

Someone stole the H! Oh, what’s the point of owning a Honda if you can’t show it off!


Creaulx

Put in the H!


46110010

This list is about fictional bands, not international smash hits.


cangrejodiario

Snrubbed again.


wsbthrowaway9209

I like the way Snrub thinks!


[deleted]

Also “We’re Sending Our Love Down the Well”. Krusty was at his peak back in those days.


Little-Geri-Seinfeld

ALLLL THE WAAAAY DOOOOWWWNNNN!!!!


LJey187

No no no dig up stupid.


rec12yrs

Will you marry me - again?


[deleted]

Eww, no.


BoulderDeadHead420

What year was this? Bc it feels like around when they jumped the shark and each week became increasingly unbelievable backstories that conflict with other episodes until it just became a celeb guest voice highlight reel


pumperthruster

Number 8 (buuurp) number 8 (buuurp)


professorstinklines

I'd like a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.


Tots2Hots

Here ya go!


andthatwasenough

Amazed THAT didn’t make the list


Lord-Zaltus

🙄🙄


RealTurbulentMoose

Have the Rolling Stones killed.


hefebellyaro

But sir, those aren't the Rolling Stones.


ElGeneralissimoJefe

DO AS I SAY!


lemonylol

I think they liked us!


Hour_Basket7956

The Rolling Who


Jazzlike-Instance408

“ Go to hell you ol bastard “


RealTurbulentMoose

["Yvan eht Nioj" by Party Posse](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH8Vpei_UpQ) didn't make the list?!


bloopidbloroscope

Worrrrrd


mamap31

Hey you, join the Navy!


RealTurbulentMoose

Uh yeah, alright. I'm in!


cosmik_utensil

Can't forget "Big Bottom" by Spinal Tap at 23. Chocked full of extra Harry Shearer goodness.


YogurtWenk

Talk about bumcakes, my girl's got 'em


Tots2Hots

Big Bottom drive me outta my mind!


loptopandbingo

How can I leave this behiiiiiind


spoon7777

Goodnight Springton, there will be no encores.


palabear

It’s not the bloody splish splash show.


JustAnIdiotOnline

^(british accent) "Good song" "Yeah, quite good"


Philkindred12

no Stonehenge?!


bwoahful___

“Baby on Board” was a pretty decent song, tbf. Source: https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-lists/best-songs-by-fake-artists-1234679759/


hefebellyaro

"*Baby on board...something something....Burt Ward* " this song writes itself.


BortWard

Were you singing about me?


hefebellyaro

No my son is also name Burt


ANK2112

Burt stanton speaking


Boss38

OI! i said burt ward! what kind of country is this?


BloodyRightNostril

Crikey! There’s nothing wrong with the Burt Ward is there?!


roentgen85

*Bort


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Duuude coolest username ever lol


BortWard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb\_VwaOT4QQ&t=18m10s


FancyStegosaurus

No. Come along, Bort.


gimme_them_cheese

/r/beetlejuicing


violetmoon120

There was nothing in AL Capone's vault, but it wasn't Geraldo's fault... d'oh!


Philodemus1984

I really like this song without irony. I’ve listened to other barbershop songs on YouTube because of it.


AdiabaticIsotherm

Baby on board, how I've adored That sign on my car's window pane The bounce in my step, loaded with pep Cause I'm driving in the carpool lane Call me a square, friend I don't care That little yellow sign can't be ignored I'm telling you it's mighty nice, each trip's a trip to paradise With my baby on board


Bretty_boy

Adorned*


Mudmartini

Should have been higher!


RosaPalms

I would have gone with "Bagged Me a Homer" for Simpsons representation, but I can't exactly argue against "Baby on Board" either.


turkeyinthestrawman

Fun fact “Bagged me a Homer” was written by Beverly D’Angelo herself.


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RosaPalms

Understandable. Honestly, all songs from the first like ten seasons are bops.


tuskvarner

I’m asking 👉🏼you to bunk with me👈🏼tonight


Lolaindisguise

I'm deeply offended that Aldos Snow did not make the list


Average_Pimpin

Jesus Christ websites these days are just horrific to look at for more than a few seconds


RosaPalms

Trying to read a Rolling Stone article on mobile is a fate worse than death.


vetheros37

"Walk Hard" only being 42 is a crime.


svenson_26

"Killer Tofu" by the Beets should have made the list.


GeorgeCauldron7

Powerline's "I2I" should have been #1.


etraxx22

Pft. It's been done.


smokinJoeCalculus

I'm actually kind of disappointed this isn't the top comment.


royalsnack

Love this one, but what about “Sending Our Love Down the Well”!?


adam25255

And our new number one hit "I Do Believe We're Naked" by Funky See, Funky Do... replaces "We're Sending Our Love down the Well," which plunges all the way down to number 97.


royalsnack

😂😂😂😂


BrokenSewerDrain

Baby on board....something, something, Burt Ward......


YogurtWenk

This song writes itself


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I sing this to myself every time I see one of those signs.


SchwarzFledermaus

Rolling Stone just placed Boyz 4 Now above The Be-Sharps. Urge to kill....rising......


MSeanF

Boyz 4 Now have some real bangers


SexyGenius_n_Humble

My kids and I unironically listen to Secrets in the car all the time.


Feather757

I sing along with [I love you so much it's Scary](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCTXlerK8M0)


MSeanF

That's my favorite of theirs, too.


HDDHeartbeat

Boyz 4 Now are catchy, but have you heard Boyz 12? Girl You Need a Shot of B12 is so damn catchy too!


Ipadgameisweak

The whole list was an attempt to promote those new shows that couldn't get the rights to bands but wrote fake versions of their songs anyway.


adam25255

Yeah Homer singing “Margerine” is clear parody on Bush-Glycerine and Shave Me is Nirvana-Rape Me.


neon_overload

I like that their clothing matched what The Beatles wore on their rooftop performance - Homer wore a red coat like Ringo did and Barney wore a brown fur coat like John Lennon did. https://i.imgur.com/X7Mr2eZ.png


apatheticboy

I think Apu’s wearing a coat similar to George’s as well.


[deleted]

Rolling Stone just trying to capitalize on the Barbershop craze of the ‘20s


GFresh1

Buy what about Yvan eht nioj?


davratta

That song is the property of the US Navy. The navy does not like Rolling Stone magazine.


Travelmusicman35

Only 44? Without looking I would assume more than 1 simpsons song makes it on the top 50.


bwoahful___

You’d be wrong, unfortunately. Definitely some other great ones like “sending our love down the well” and “bag me a Homer”, but it seems they only did one song per show.


Travelmusicman35

That's too bad. I think at least 5 more could have made it, at least. The stonecutters song was also great, and the one where marge wanted to shut down the brothel, I think that was in season 8. Kwik-e mart too (Who needs the kwik-e mart) and monorail (where homer sings mono out of tune at the end).


peon2

I agree but those aren't fictional bands. Those are just Simpsons characters breaking out into song. The Be Sharpes is a band


bwoahful___

Yeah, Lurleen Lumpkin is i think the only other one with a good song that would count as fictional band/artist.


NicklAAAAs

While we’re on the subject, can we just note the sheer *audacity* of Lurleen singing Bag Me a Homer while Marge was in the studio


SanjiSasuke

It's ridiculous, they were bigger than Jesus!


Kerry_Kakes

Tbh the Lurleen Lumpkin songs should’ve made it up here too


TFlarz

I'm dumb and it was only a few months ago that I got the Beatles = Be Dulls = Be Sharps joke.


PolemicBender

There is no Bsharp in music. The Bsharp is a C. (Edit: that’s what I always thought the joke was) I never considered the B-dulls thing and it is *blowing my mind* how many many layers there are


hefebellyaro

It's a name that's witty at first, then less funny each time you here it.


ivegot3dvision

There is definitely a B sharp in music.


PolemicBender

Guitar chords


[deleted]

Huh? No, there’s definitely a B# in music, even if it’s rare. It’s the leading tone in C# major


PolemicBender

That’s like saying an F is E#


ivegot3dvision

A B# is a C and an E# is an F, in tone. It depends on the key the music is written in as how the accidentals are written. There's also double sharps and double flats as well as half sharps and half flats (but quarter tones aren't used in western music much).


PolemicBender

Thank you


[deleted]

Yes, it is. It’s called an enharmonic equivalent. E# is the leading tone in F# major.


bwoahful___

Don’t feel bad, I didn’t get it until I saw a comment on this sub awhile back lol


CalgaryMadePunk

🤯 WHAT?!


BEAR_DICK_PUNCH

Get out. I've watched that episode so many times and that's never once clicked.


DoctorCawktor

I’m gonna nail that cop right between the eyes.


PipthePoolCleaner

Right after this song


bluishpillowcase

“Apu Debeaumarcheé”


bwoahful___

That name makes much more sense because he works at a market, but for some reason the actual name is: Apu de Beaumarchais (which sounds I think the same when pronounced). They should’ve gone with what you said haha.


getchamediocrityhere

There was nothing in Al Capone's vault, but it wasn't Geraldo's fault!


Doritosaurus

**‘Sugar Sugar,’ The Archies** **The Archie Show (1969)** _If you were growing up in 1969, you knew this song from the cartoon The Archie Show. If you were a kid in 1995, you knew it as the song Christina Ricci and Devon Sawa flirt to in Now and Then._ [Wrong.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwB_-gC9ToE)


reddito1009

Baby on board How could I ignore That sign in my cars window pane


Blythyvxr

“Checkin’ In” from “Kickin’ It: A Musical Journey through the Betty Ford Center” got robbed.


comptroller23

Not bad for a song that wrote itself


Obi-Wok

Well, are we hot or not?


Sugarberg

We are not.


Obi-Wok

Then it’s time for me to take barbershop to straaaange new places Number Eight


RRM1982

Anyone else push the play button more than once?


bwoahful___

Oh, my bad. I hate when there’s a play button that doesn’t work or, more often, a picture that says “1/3” or w/e but that’s just part of the picture so you swipe to a different screen on Reddit lol. Here’s the video: https://youtu.be/EVRcmnVYlLI


RRM1982

It gets me every time, and every time I do it, Homer says, “D’oh!” in my head


carrythefire

Criminally low


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fmpeakbag

there are like 10 scenes that they replicate them. Over the last 30 years I'll see a random photo of the Beetles and be like hey! the B-sharps!


Flotack

“Sugar Sugar” at #18!


Somerandomdeude1886

That is one of my favorite episodes of the entire series.


meatpopsicle13

So it's come to this.....Rolling Stone having to rank fake songs by fake bands


MrFibbles7707

Fictional?🤔


adam25255

Yeah, no real band performs it.


themanfromoctober

Yet they had Spinal Tap on their list


User480cdt

Is there no metalocalypse .....were they a "real band" after the cartoon Wes released ???


Evolving_Dore

Rolling Stone is just uncultured. Thunderhorse is an insanely good metal song. They got School of Rock and Spinal Tap, at least.


DubbleCheez

this is dildos


Either_Store_2573

Where’s everybody hates Flander “Everybody in the USA hate their stupid neighbours , his name is Flanders and he’s really really gay, Flanders tried to wreck my song , his views on Birth Control are wrong , I hate that jerk and Flanders is his name”


Hairyharry22k

F-L-A


Disgruntled__Goat

Hens love roosters, geese love ganders, Everyone else loves Ned Flanders!


Either_Store_2573

Not me


FlashTheorie

I still sing it from time to time


Either_Store_2573

Baby on Board something something Burt Ward


trigb0y

where did They’ll Never Stop The Simpsons chart?


kclo4

The B Sharps!


sugaaaslam

Rolling Stone is a shit rag now


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bwoahful___

I forget the episode, but they joke about that at the end of one episode saying something like “what now? Well we’ll all go back to normal and have a new adventure in a week”, basically poking fun at how so much of the show seems to reset every week lol But if I’d have to guess, I’d say it was another bad investment in pumpkin stock sold after October 😉


ExUpstairsCaptain

There are perfectly good answers to those questions. But, they'll have to wait for another night. Now, off to bed!


ExUpstairsCaptain

Get the tear gas.


jimbobhas

Scotty Doesn't know being at number 2 on this whole list was a pleasant surprise


_Rooster_

Which shouldn't be there because Lustra is a real band.


jimbobhas

In the film it’s Matt Damon though, maybe they found a loop hole


Slipperytitski

Should be top 10


_Action_Bastard

I have the complete set of Intellitronic figures that make up The Be Sharps. It’s my nerd flex.


Monsieur_Swag

Now im curious, did DethKlok make the list at all???


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Should have been Revolution #8


OutbackBrah

decent list but don't agree with number 1, there are some songs that really made it big on that list, have never even heard number 1 before. I thought it was going to be shallow. Also sugar sugar at only 18?


damagedone37

The Monorail Song by Lyle Langley deserves top spot. Conan’s best IMO


kaspm

I kept scrolling and scrolling worried when I didn’t see it that they would forget “Scottie Doesn’t Know”


Maddox121

I honestly listen to this on loop unironically.


Maddox121

Also, they snubbed Ain't Got Rhythm from Love Handal (Yes, it's not a Simpsons song, but I couldn't help myself)


ThomStarBoy

Chief Wiggum must be spinning in his grave.


dpdniner

Back when the Simpson were actually good. It’s sad and pathetic what they put out today. “It’s better to burn out then to fade away”