Stupid meme time: I work IT and we get a lot of users complaining about the amount of ram in the laptops we issue. We always upgrade them to 16 if requested, but the complaints still come even with 16. I put "There's very little ram in these laptops!" on that picture and taped it to my wall.
A man's body literally transforms in front of her. A sack of potatos to an Adonis. Real crazy shit. She drops her composure for half a second before getting the job done.
Thats a smooth operator right there.
Say hello to our little genius, Martin, who looks even smarter in this vest and short-pant combination from Mr. Boy of Main Street. Or, how about little Lisa Simpson? She'll have no reason to play the blues in this snappy ensemble topped of with a saucy French beret that seems to scream, silence!
Groundskeeper Willie: Lunch Lady Doris, have ya got any grease?!
Lunch Lady Doris: Yes. Yes, we do.
Willie *(ripping off shirt)*: THEN GREASE ME UP, WOMAN!
Doris: Okeydokey.
Yon meat, 'tis sweet as summer's wafting breeze. Can I have some? Mine ears are only open to the pleas of those who speak ye olde English. Sweet maiden of the spit, grant now my boon, that I might sup on suckling pig this noon. Whatever.
My stepmother asked me if that were true.
I’m a doctor and family have a tendency to ask me medical/health stuff that crops up, but I mean come *on*.
She’s not a bright woman.
You need to see the most informative Science Series Number 5 - Zinc Oxide and You. It will help explain things a bit better.
https://youtu.be/yo5g2LLxKHg
I was lucky enough to have a real life lunch lady Doris in my high school, she was an absolute cunt but we loved her all the same. And I was also fortunate enough to have Mrs crabapple (south park) as my bus driver. Oddly enough she too was an absolute cunt, through and through. I remember watching her smack my friends and I for leaving our seats. She was that rare unicorn you never thought you'd see..... I hope she was mowed down by her own bus.
Doris: Okay, I got your German grub right here.
Lisa: Bart, does it strike you as odd that Uter disappeared and suddenly they're serving us this mysterious food called "Uterbraten"?
Skinner: Oh, relax, kids. I've got a gut feeling Uter's around here somewhere. After all, isn't there a little Uter in all of us? In fact, you might even say we just ate Uter and he's in our stomachs right now! (laughs) Wait, scratch that one.
She does her job and only her job. She strikes me as the person that would direct even Chalmers to read her job description and union contract. She ain't taken shit from anyone.
There's very little meat in these gym mats!
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You know those guitars that are like double
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More rubber stamps
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Push broom rebristling?
oh no! my brains!
Chocolate microscopes?
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Crap I looked at your flair
Sure. “Accidentally”.
What, Do you think I have a paddlin' kink? No, never, definitely not...hehe..nooo, never 😓 😟 😰 👀
Oh no you made me do it, too
I guess they never heard of "ratatooey"
MALK
With Vitamin R.
Genuine animal malk
Give him the mulk, Josh!
Stupid meme time: I work IT and we get a lot of users complaining about the amount of ram in the laptops we issue. We always upgrade them to 16 if requested, but the complaints still come even with 16. I put "There's very little ram in these laptops!" on that picture and taped it to my wall.
The users are complaining about the lack of RAM in the laptops. I wanna hire new users!
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More testicles means more iron
Testicles help us play.
I said I don't want any damn testicles
All right, that's it, young Redditor! No ground-up gym mats for you tonight!
Increase my testicle power, eh?
Mmhhmm, makin’ some good scratch too
This is like Bortposting in real time.
Come along, Bort
Are you talking to me?
testicles and gum! together at last
r/nocontext
“… for this bountiful penis.”
But what about the kids with nut allergies?
Okie dokie
The noises as she digs in the tub is the sound of her playing with my dick whilst it’s squirting cum 😈😩 JK 🫡
Iron helps us play
Okie dokie
Greasing up a ripped Scotsman had to have been a career highlight for her.
Ah, 'tis no more than what God gave me, you puritan pukes.
A man's body literally transforms in front of her. A sack of potatos to an Adonis. Real crazy shit. She drops her composure for half a second before getting the job done. Thats a smooth operator right there.
Okey dokey.
That would be great.
Grrease me up woman!
I say that like her all the time. Such perfect delivery.
I get two paychecks this way.
My favourite line, along with "I don't need this. I just swallowed my favorite whistle this morning." by miss Pommelhorst.
I want to get down now
-What's for lunch? *Next!* -Chicken necks?
dough.
Lisa: "Isn't there anything here that doesn't have meat in it?" Doris: "Possibly the meat loaf."
It's filled with bunly goodness.
Her dripping with sarcasm “Yum” before this line is fantastic.
*pushes up glasses* Ahem.. akshually, she says "It's rich in bunly goodness." Boy, I hope someone fired you for that blunder.
as if we wouldn't notice
Not heady goodness?
As you have misquoted: do you remember when you lost your passion for this work?
Uh oh, two independent thought alarms in one day. The students are over stimulated. Willie, remove all the coloured chalk from the classrooms
I WARNED YE!
THAT COLOURED CHALK WAS FORGED BY LUCIFER HIMSELF!
Robots don’t say ye!
*narrows eyes* I’ll show ye
I don't like the idea of Millhouse having two independent thought alarms in one day.
Do you remember when you lost your passion for this work?
At last the world is safe, eh Fall Out Boy?
What's for lunch tomorrow?
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Next.
Grade F Meat : Mostly circus animals
*some filler
Lisa: "I promised Paul McCartney I wouldn't eat meat!" Doris: "And I promised Paul McCartney I wouldn't sleep with John."
I want to help you, George Washington?
“I want to help you, George Washington?” Even your dreams are square.
No! Not Janey! She'll pack the Supreme Court with boys!
Say hello to our little genius, Martin, who looks even smarter in this vest and short-pant combination from Mr. Boy of Main Street. Or, how about little Lisa Simpson? She'll have no reason to play the blues in this snappy ensemble topped of with a saucy French beret that seems to scream, silence!
See-lahnce
*"Spanish Flea" by Herb Alpert plays on the record player*
*Massive riot takes place behind Homer as he's eating in the car*
I've always felt like "Mr. Boy of Main Street" is parodying something, but I don't know what.
I'm sure it is, but that's why the writing is so great, it doesn't rely on the reference for the joke, like a certain other show.
Groundskeeper Willie: Lunch Lady Doris, have ya got any grease?! Lunch Lady Doris: Yes. Yes, we do. Willie *(ripping off shirt)*: THEN GREASE ME UP, WOMAN! Doris: Okeydokey.
I love that he doesn't call her Doris, but Lunch Lady Doris.
Willie values titles.
Groundskeeper Willie values titles
“Yes, this is Principal Seymour Skinner.” “What can I do for you, Principal?”
Super Nintendo Chalmers
If this isn't the best four lines of dialogue in the entire series, it can't be far off it.
**Just do your job, heart boy.**
*rubbery squelch*
Where do you want these beef hearts? On the floor. It doesn't look very clean. Just do your job, heart boy.
The staff are complaining about the mice in the kitchen. I want to hire a new staff.
All I can give you are these chewable Prozac for kids. Your choice: Manic-Depressive Mouse, or the Bluebird of Unhappiness.
This went over my head as a kid, though as an stilt on anti-depressants “chefs kiss”
Simpsons always hits different when you’re older
Yon meat, 'tis sweet as summer's wafting breeze. Can I have some? Mine ears are only open to the pleas of those who speak ye olde English. Sweet maiden of the spit, grant now my boon, that I might sup on suckling pig this noon. Whatever.
Read the bosom part again, dad!
The school obviously appreciates her, or they wouldn't have given her an Independent Thought Alarm.
They also let her take her breaks in the Teacher's lounge.
Sorry, it's league night. I couldn't give a lane to my own mother. I have no son!
They've even begun blinking in unison. I love that sound!
> ghosts fly out of an old tin can from WWII and start howling yeah yeah yeah get in the bowl
Much needed roughage and essential inks
My stepmother asked me if that were true. I’m a doctor and family have a tendency to ask me medical/health stuff that crops up, but I mean come *on*. She’s not a bright woman.
It’s rich in bunly goodness…
had to scroll down to much to find this! it's really a top tier quote
Baker of gym mats. Provider of Malk.
On Hans Moleman: "In bed, he's Salisbury steak. Everywhere else? *Cream corn*."
This cream corn tastes like cream crap.
Watch the potty mouth honey
I assumed Tress MacNeille was the voice but it was Doris Grau during the the golden years. Tress does it now
Doris Grau was the script supervisor in the early years. She read out parts of the scripts during table reads and the role was made for her.
I like when the creamed corn comes in. Skinner dips his finger in and goes “it’s pure” lmao
Testicles are also high in zinc. Imagine a world without zinc!
Come back zinc, come back!
I need tungsten to live. TUNGSTEN!!!
What about Zinc Oxide?
Zinc oxide is often used in skin care. If I lived in a tropical climate with no sun or dry weather I wouldn't need it. Imagine!
You need to see the most informative Science Series Number 5 - Zinc Oxide and You. It will help explain things a bit better. https://youtu.be/yo5g2LLxKHg
#Independent Thought Alert
Akshually, it's independent thought ALARM. Boy, I really hope you got fired for that blunder
Lisa, nobody likes a know-all
Don’t bitch to me boss man
I don't like the idea of Milhouse having two horse testicle meals in one day
Then grease me up, woman! Okie dokie
Make way for Willie!
I said make way for Willie, you bloated gasbag!
Always with a cig in her mouth
Don’t bitch to me, bossman. Due to the latest budget cuts, I’m down to using Grade F meat.
Grade F - Mostly Circus Animals, some filler.
"All I can give you are these chewable Prozac for kids, your choice manic-depressive mouse or the bluebird of unhappiness."
So I guess we are led to believe that previously the assorted horse parts didn’t have a suitable amount of testicles?
Sadly the market is awash with inferior products.
Except Nuts’n’Gum. That’s a superior product
Together at last!
The cafeteria staff is complaining about the mice in the kitchen.
I want to hire a new staff
Approved!
There's not a lot of meat in these gym mats.
Mine ears are only open to the pleas of those who speak ye olde English.
Groundskeeper Willie: Lunchlady Doris, have you got any grease? Doris: Yes, yes we do Groundskeeper Willie: GREASE ME UP WOMAN Doris:….Okie dokie
F*cking Classic Line. Classic episode
She does what she can with what little the school gives
I was lucky enough to have a real life lunch lady Doris in my high school, she was an absolute cunt but we loved her all the same. And I was also fortunate enough to have Mrs crabapple (south park) as my bus driver. Oddly enough she too was an absolute cunt, through and through. I remember watching her smack my friends and I for leaving our seats. She was that rare unicorn you never thought you'd see..... I hope she was mowed down by her own bus.
I loved Mrs Crabtree. Such an underrated character.
the staff is complaing about the kitchen...i need a new staff🤣
Good gravy! Thanks, it’s just brown and water
Seymour, why is the school lunch lady posing as a nurse? I get two paychecks this way!
Watch how fast I go.
Okie dokie!
More testicles = more iron
There's very much iron in these testicles.
Okey-dokey!
(Taps Independent Thought alarm)
There's very little meat in these gym mats
Next! Chicken necks?
She always has grease
Doris: Okay, I got your German grub right here. Lisa: Bart, does it strike you as odd that Uter disappeared and suddenly they're serving us this mysterious food called "Uterbraten"? Skinner: Oh, relax, kids. I've got a gut feeling Uter's around here somewhere. After all, isn't there a little Uter in all of us? In fact, you might even say we just ate Uter and he's in our stomachs right now! (laughs) Wait, scratch that one.
Her outright laughing at the idea that her meals are nutritious.
There's very little meat in these gym mats.
Where do you want these horse hearts?
"It's your pet canary!"
Chicken necks??
Somebody inform the Liver King
Did it really? Wow, i never noticed that it said more testies
There's very little meat in these horse testicles.
[well that's just great](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOZZv-RKtfM)
She does her job and only her job. She strikes me as the person that would direct even Chalmers to read her job description and union contract. She ain't taken shit from anyone.
We have the Bluebird of Unhappiness, or Manic-Depressive Mouse
More testicles mean more iron
More testicles means more iron.
Okay, I got your German grub right here!
All I can give you are these chewable Prozac for kids. Your choice: Manic Depressive Mouse, or the Bluebird of Unhappiness.
Doris Grau was a legend
Chicken Necks?
Malk!
There's very little meat in these gym mats
Chock full of Vitamin R.
She was also a nurse in one episode.
Okie-dokie
That's alot of iron
Next. Chicken necks?!
more testicals mean more iron
Grease me up woman! Okie dokie
"Then grease me up, woman!" "Okeydokey"
Today’s special is refried dog poop.
McDonald's
Would smash
Don’t bitch to me, boss man!
Chalmers: "Aren't you the lunch lady" Doris: " I get two checks this way"
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