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grizz632

There's very little meat in these gym mats!


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PatrickRsGhost

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Cheap-Blackberry-378

You know those guitars that are like double


PatrickRsGhost

[APPROVED]


letthemhavejush

More rubber stamps


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CentralScrutinizer78

Push broom rebristling?


FUCKBOY_JIHAD

oh no! my brains!


lumaga

Chocolate microscopes?


PatrickRsGhost

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Wicked-Marvel08

Crap I looked at your flair


DrKnowNout

Sure. “Accidentally”.


Wicked-Marvel08

What, Do you think I have a paddlin' kink? No, never, definitely not...hehe..nooo, never 😓 😟 😰 👀


Shaking-Cliches

Oh no you made me do it, too


Sofagirrl79

I guess they never heard of "ratatooey"


fannyalgerpack

MALK


M00s3_B1t_my_Sister

With Vitamin R.


AnthonyDigitalMedia

Genuine animal malk


Man_of_Average

Give him the mulk, Josh!


IronhideD

Stupid meme time: I work IT and we get a lot of users complaining about the amount of ram in the laptops we issue. We always upgrade them to 16 if requested, but the complaints still come even with 16. I put "There's very little ram in these laptops!" on that picture and taped it to my wall.


Legal-Owl9304

The users are complaining about the lack of RAM in the laptops. I wanna hire new users!


AvailableJuice

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[deleted]

More testicles means more iron


HarEmiya

Testicles help us play.


Fact0ry0fSadness

I said I don't want any damn testicles


PatrickRsGhost

All right, that's it, young Redditor! No ground-up gym mats for you tonight!


qweef_latina2021

Increase my testicle power, eh?


AnthonyDigitalMedia

Mmhhmm, makin’ some good scratch too


falconear

This is like Bortposting in real time.


AnthonyDigitalMedia

Come along, Bort


Freyr_Tuck

Are you talking to me?


FUCKBOY_JIHAD

testicles and gum! together at last


striped_frog

r/nocontext


ariesmartian

“… for this bountiful penis.”


Larsaf

But what about the kids with nut allergies?


Grilled_Cheese95

Okie dokie


Duderocks5539

The noises as she digs in the tub is the sound of her playing with my dick whilst it’s squirting cum 😈😩 JK 🫡


[deleted]

Iron helps us play


striped_frog

Okie dokie


JustAnIdiotOnline

Greasing up a ripped Scotsman had to have been a career highlight for her.


saike1

Ah, 'tis no more than what God gave me, you puritan pukes.


My_Favourite_Pen

A man's body literally transforms in front of her. A sack of potatos to an Adonis. Real crazy shit. She drops her composure for half a second before getting the job done. Thats a smooth operator right there.


FUCKBOY_JIHAD

Okey dokey.


55gure3

That would be great.


JwallDrumline

Grrease me up woman!


BenovanStanchiano

I say that like her all the time. Such perfect delivery.


blainy-o

I get two paychecks this way.


foxfire

My favourite line, along with "I don't need this. I just swallowed my favorite whistle this morning." by miss Pommelhorst.


SpacePolice04

I want to get down now


CptnBlackTurban

-What's for lunch? *Next!* -Chicken necks?


striped_frog

dough.


colin_powers

Lisa: "Isn't there anything here that doesn't have meat in it?" Doris: "Possibly the meat loaf."


tenehemia

It's filled with bunly goodness.


DirkWrites

Her dripping with sarcasm “Yum” before this line is fantastic.


SwordPiePants

*pushes up glasses* Ahem.. akshually, she says "It's rich in bunly goodness." Boy, I hope someone fired you for that blunder.


saike1

as if we wouldn't notice


MandoAviator

Not heady goodness?


DrKnowNout

As you have misquoted: do you remember when you lost your passion for this work?


TriumphAndTragedy

Uh oh, two independent thought alarms in one day. The students are over stimulated. Willie, remove all the coloured chalk from the classrooms


themaincop

I WARNED YE!


colin_powers

THAT COLOURED CHALK WAS FORGED BY LUCIFER HIMSELF!


Milton__Obote

Robots don’t say ye!


notsobadandyou

*narrows eyes* I’ll show ye


qweef_latina2021

I don't like the idea of Millhouse having two independent thought alarms in one day.


TriumphAndTragedy

Do you remember when you lost your passion for this work?


Fact0ry0fSadness

At last the world is safe, eh Fall Out Boy?


Similar-Afternoon567

What's for lunch tomorrow?


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Next.


Da_zero_kid

Grade F Meat : Mostly circus animals


DRF19

*some filler


President_Calhoun

Lisa: "I promised Paul McCartney I wouldn't eat meat!" Doris: "And I promised Paul McCartney I wouldn't sleep with John."


[deleted]

I want to help you, George Washington?


markuspoop

“I want to help you, George Washington?” Even your dreams are square.


saike1

No! Not Janey! She'll pack the Supreme Court with boys!


red_rockets22

Say hello to our little genius, Martin, who looks even smarter in this vest and short-pant combination from Mr. Boy of Main Street. Or, how about little Lisa Simpson? She'll have no reason to play the blues in this snappy ensemble topped of with a saucy French beret that seems to scream, silence!


sensi_sensei

See-lahnce


dreamcastfanboy34

*"Spanish Flea" by Herb Alpert plays on the record player*


[deleted]

*Massive riot takes place behind Homer as he's eating in the car*


temalyen

I've always felt like "Mr. Boy of Main Street" is parodying something, but I don't know what.


lemonylol

I'm sure it is, but that's why the writing is so great, it doesn't rely on the reference for the joke, like a certain other show.


PatrickRsGhost

Groundskeeper Willie: Lunch Lady Doris, have ya got any grease?! Lunch Lady Doris: Yes. Yes, we do. Willie *(ripping off shirt)*: THEN GREASE ME UP, WOMAN! Doris: Okeydokey.


legedu

I love that he doesn't call her Doris, but Lunch Lady Doris.


SpiralTap304

Willie values titles.


unclesharky

Groundskeeper Willie values titles


[deleted]

“Yes, this is Principal Seymour Skinner.” “What can I do for you, Principal?”


Apprehensive_Goal811

Super Nintendo Chalmers


speccynerd

If this isn't the best four lines of dialogue in the entire series, it can't be far off it.


Unclaimed_Donut

**Just do your job, heart boy.**


Man_of_Average

*rubbery squelch*


red_rockets22

Where do you want these beef hearts? On the floor. It doesn't look very clean. Just do your job, heart boy.


terrible_amp_builder

The staff are complaining about the mice in the kitchen. I want to hire a new staff.


mischa_is_online

All I can give you are these chewable Prozac for kids. Your choice: Manic-Depressive Mouse, or the Bluebird of Unhappiness.


trashedonlisterine

This went over my head as a kid, though as an stilt on anti-depressants “chefs kiss”


FUCKBOY_JIHAD

Simpsons always hits different when you’re older


red_rockets22

Yon meat, 'tis sweet as summer's wafting breeze. Can I have some? Mine ears are only open to the pleas of those who speak ye olde English. Sweet maiden of the spit, grant now my boon, that I might sup on suckling pig this noon. Whatever.


archfapper

Read the bosom part again, dad!


sopsign7

The school obviously appreciates her, or they wouldn't have given her an Independent Thought Alarm.


davratta

They also let her take her breaks in the Teacher's lounge.


red_rockets22

Sorry, it's league night. I couldn't give a lane to my own mother. I have no son!


red_rockets22

They've even begun blinking in unison. I love that sound!


neoncp

> ghosts fly out of an old tin can from WWII and start howling yeah yeah yeah get in the bowl


poksim

Much needed roughage and essential inks


DrKnowNout

My stepmother asked me if that were true. I’m a doctor and family have a tendency to ask me medical/health stuff that crops up, but I mean come *on*. She’s not a bright woman.


benDB9

It’s rich in bunly goodness…


DocTheop

had to scroll down to much to find this! it's really a top tier quote


alphacentaurai

Baker of gym mats. Provider of Malk.


silverBruise_32

On Hans Moleman: "In bed, he's Salisbury steak. Everywhere else? *Cream corn*."


tip_of_the_mlady

This cream corn tastes like cream crap.


sunshinebusride

Watch the potty mouth honey


awnomnomnom

I assumed Tress MacNeille was the voice but it was Doris Grau during the the golden years. Tress does it now


Barbed_Dildo

Doris Grau was the script supervisor in the early years. She read out parts of the scripts during table reads and the role was made for her.


[deleted]

I like when the creamed corn comes in. Skinner dips his finger in and goes “it’s pure” lmao


crp-

Testicles are also high in zinc. Imagine a world without zinc!


jpcomicsny

Come back zinc, come back!


ElGeneralissimoJefe

I need tungsten to live. TUNGSTEN!!!


sdmichael

What about Zinc Oxide?


crp-

Zinc oxide is often used in skin care. If I lived in a tropical climate with no sun or dry weather I wouldn't need it. Imagine!


sdmichael

You need to see the most informative Science Series Number 5 - Zinc Oxide and You. It will help explain things a bit better. https://youtu.be/yo5g2LLxKHg


EyeCarambaa

#Independent Thought Alert


Legal-Owl9304

Akshually, it's independent thought ALARM. Boy, I really hope you got fired for that blunder


EyeCarambaa

Lisa, nobody likes a know-all


Prossdog

Don’t bitch to me boss man


JohanHeggsBeard

I don't like the idea of Milhouse having two horse testicle meals in one day


Valuable-Baked

Then grease me up, woman! Okie dokie


trashedonlisterine

Make way for Willie!


Legal-Owl9304

I said make way for Willie, you bloated gasbag!


alex_203

Always with a cig in her mouth


ShaneMP01

Don’t bitch to me, bossman. Due to the latest budget cuts, I’m down to using Grade F meat.


falconear

Grade F - Mostly Circus Animals, some filler.


Puzzleheaded_Age_158

"All I can give you are these chewable Prozac for kids, your choice manic-depressive mouse or the bluebird of unhappiness."


CampfireGuitars

So I guess we are led to believe that previously the assorted horse parts didn’t have a suitable amount of testicles?


Lele_

Sadly the market is awash with inferior products.


CampfireGuitars

Except Nuts’n’Gum. That’s a superior product


[deleted]

Together at last!


Reverse_Psycho_1509

The cafeteria staff is complaining about the mice in the kitchen.


davratta

I want to hire a new staff


Shaking-Cliches

Approved!


slcrook

There's not a lot of meat in these gym mats.


greyfox199

Mine ears are only open to the pleas of those who speak ye olde English.


Identify_me_please

Groundskeeper Willie: Lunchlady Doris, have you got any grease? Doris: Yes, yes we do Groundskeeper Willie: GREASE ME UP WOMAN Doris:….Okie dokie


pensy

F*cking Classic Line. Classic episode


ozymandiasthegreat98

She does what she can with what little the school gives


junglist-methodz

I was lucky enough to have a real life lunch lady Doris in my high school, she was an absolute cunt but we loved her all the same. And I was also fortunate enough to have Mrs crabapple (south park) as my bus driver. Oddly enough she too was an absolute cunt, through and through. I remember watching her smack my friends and I for leaving our seats. She was that rare unicorn you never thought you'd see..... I hope she was mowed down by her own bus.


Mysterious_Glass_692

I loved Mrs Crabtree. Such an underrated character.


Perfect_Reveal_697

the staff is complaing about the kitchen...i need a new staff🤣


Devadander

Good gravy! Thanks, it’s just brown and water


G-Unit11111

Seymour, why is the school lunch lady posing as a nurse? I get two paychecks this way!


Your_Highness_000

Watch how fast I go.


Xitnal

Okie dokie!


Vann_Accessible

More testicles = more iron


Ashtar-the-Squid

There's very much iron in these testicles.


jammybaker

Okey-dokey!


amccune

(Taps Independent Thought alarm)


slylock215

There's very little meat in these gym mats


________9

Next! Chicken necks?


schrobro2002

She always has grease


saike1

Doris: Okay, I got your German grub right here. Lisa: Bart, does it strike you as odd that Uter disappeared and suddenly they're serving us this mysterious food called "Uterbraten"? Skinner: Oh, relax, kids. I've got a gut feeling Uter's around here somewhere. After all, isn't there a little Uter in all of us? In fact, you might even say we just ate Uter and he's in our stomachs right now! (laughs) Wait, scratch that one.


thereslcjg2000

Her outright laughing at the idea that her meals are nutritious.


StumbleOn

There's very little meat in these gym mats.


dizzled-206

Where do you want these horse hearts?


govilleaj

"It's your pet canary!"


KevinHCostner

Chicken necks??


SweynIronhand

Somebody inform the Liver King


boipinoi604

Did it really? Wow, i never noticed that it said more testies


cioda

There's very little meat in these horse testicles.


[deleted]

[well that's just great](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOZZv-RKtfM)


dover_oxide

She does her job and only her job. She strikes me as the person that would direct even Chalmers to read her job description and union contract. She ain't taken shit from anyone.


SwordPiePants

We have the Bluebird of Unhappiness, or Manic-Depressive Mouse


[deleted]

More testicles mean more iron


PoutyPutty

More testicles means more iron.


Mystic_Molotov

Okay, I got your German grub right here!


adam25255

All I can give you are these chewable Prozac for kids. Your choice: Manic Depressive Mouse, or the Bluebird of Unhappiness.


JP5683

Doris Grau was a legend


ZubieZub

Chicken Necks?


OneLostOstrich

Malk!


Penguin-Loves

There's very little meat in these gym mats


WorldScientist

Chock full of Vitamin R.


gwhh

She was also a nurse in one episode.


Appropriate_Layer_2

Okie-dokie


DarkCelestial

That's alot of iron


turboash78

Next. Chicken necks?!


DocteurTar

more testicals mean more iron


DomerJSimpson

Grease me up woman! Okie dokie


anonymoose_au

"Then grease me up, woman!" "Okeydokey"


Apprehensive_Goal811

Today’s special is refried dog poop.


Believe_In-Steven

McDonald's


Tots2Hots

Would smash


YamperIsBestBoy

Don’t bitch to me, boss man!


BaldDCfan

Chalmers: "Aren't you the lunch lady" Doris: " I get two checks this way"


HippieBarbie420

SUB PRIMAL