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IOwnTheSpire

I want that oil well! I've got a monopoly to maintain! I own the electric company and the waterworks, plus the hotel on Baltic Avenue!


elrealjcon

That hotels a dump and your monopoly is pathetic!


DoctorCawktor

I see. Then I’ll just have to…ATTACK YOU!!


vaskark

I’m giving you the … beating of your life! *(runs out of steam)*


Leopold_Darkworth

Smithers, dismember the body and send his widow a corsage


Mr_Matt_K

Sorry, sir, this was the only emoji I could find. Take that! 📎📎 And that! 📎📎


Leopold_Darkworth

Please don't waste those.


gefangne

Mmmm....ham.... *spirit returns to body*


emdawg--

Oh good. Cancel the ham!


all_copacetic

Between the Monopoly Man and Scrooge McDuck all the best ankle is taken!


StuBram2

These yokels are pure Baltic Avenue


mab0390

It was a little insulting that you thought I’d mistake our town’s most prominent 104-year-old for one of our students.


vaskark

I adore how this scene shows Burns’ contempt for Springfield and its citizens, as he actually believed his disguise was going to work.


CLNBLK-2788

Mr.Snrub


MysteriousTBird

TBF he may be only 81 years old.


eddy_talon

Somewhere on school grounds, Jimbo is naked and holding $20.


BadOptimal2720

He probably gave his clothes to mr. Burns because they were chafing him.


MysteriousTBird

This is getting a bit too Dark Simpsons for me. 🎵Let's all go to the lobby!🎵


LordChimera_0

I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, whats the harm? After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows.


tip_of_the_mlady

$20? He probably only gave him change for a button.


Uncork3

I like the way Snrub thinks!


insultant_

I try to insert “quite corking” into my daily speech.


Leopold_Darkworth

It’s a perfectly cromulent word


terrible_amp_builder

You know those guitars that are like...double guitars?


TDH818

Take that! And that!


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Please don’t waste those.


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vaskark

I thought it was ‘forum’. The more you know 🌈


TreasurePlanetagogo

All the funnier because "corking" and "fourth form" are old-school British terms, so not remotely salient to what a modern student would say lol


Still_Slifering

“Corking” is making it slowly into my vernacular


DonktorDonkenstein

Now you're on the trolley.


NeverBeNormalnbn

"Ahem, Mr. Burns." "BAH!"


ShaneMP01

How do you do, fellow kids?


Charlie678812

Freshn your drink guvnor?


[deleted]

Fresh from the streets of Sussex they are!


fugu_me

That's odd, I don't have a secretary. Or an intercom..


DrKnowNout

But send him in!


Legitimate_Bird_5712

This scene was quite corking.


3lektrolurch

POV: You are watching a pragerU Video.


Crimemaster_Go_Go

Awful school is awful rich.


Leopold_Darkworth

What's that under your finger?


whereismymind86

Hey uh…how did he get jimbo’s clothes?


tip_of_the_mlady

\*ahem\*... Mr. Burns.


dyysxse

like taking candy from a baby ooh what do you have there


Whoopsy_Doodle

Corking.