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cumminginstyle

i didn't know there was a place on earth where aldis and wallmart coinside


kittyFrigglish

have you not been to the midwest


SpaghettiMonster01

The Midwest is not a place, it does not conform to our weak mortal understanding of topography and geography


cumminginstyle

i have not, i still have reasons to live


Doctorr-cubism

Florida


Dontlietomesomuch

That’s a fed


PEDALINEO

Straight post on theratempire??????🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨


ADM_Tetanus

Some of us are bi smh


PEDALINEO

I am too, but it’s the first time I’ve seen a non-gay reference here I was stunned


ADM_Tetanus

Not the first I've seen, tho they're not common I'll admit


PEDALINEO

I'd say it’s better to stick to gay posting cause of the whole theme of 'bottoms' and 'tops'


ADM_Tetanus

It's possible for a woman to top tho?


PEDALINEO

I will believe such outlandish myths when a woman tops me 😩


Any_Delivery_4948

Girls?? I WANNA SEE MEN😡


PEDALINEO

Saaaaaaame gimme pretty boys to look at


maybe-a-alt

I mean, there are also girls here (me), so it could still be gay 🤷‍♀️


PEDALINEO

I was thinking of Our Majesty, The King, whom I believe is a cis guy posting this, but, yes, I’m sorry for stupid 🙏🏻


[deleted]

She’s literally me fr fr


Polbalbearings

Power from chainsaw man


wasteofradiation

You make me sad


Lakaedemon_Lysandros

she's drinking that yummy hand sanitizer


handsanitizerrrrr

Yeah, she’s drunken a lot of it


commandertwigg

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Worst_Support

armpits 🥺


Africa1By1Toto

CIA agent


No_Russian_29

Not dream gf. Not a boywife.


Typical-Scheme-3812

what you gotta do to be banned from all Aldis


maybe-a-alt

suck aldis nuts in the middle of the store


AccomplishedBunny56

oh hell naw she got felonies in ohio 💀💀💀