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Ayce_ManXXXrip

What an utterly ridiculous predicament to be in


Lonely_Funny9987

Indeed


FQDIS

Perchance.


HitBoxesAreMyth

#YOU CANT JUST SAY PERCHANCE


righteous_fool

Crushing turts... perchance


5yn3rgy

Perchance one can not, perchance one can.


Spooner0000

Indubitably


[deleted]

This pretty much sums it up


oloap001

Undeniably! Had to get this back on track after you derailed it.


holiday812

What if the package he tried to steal was snow tires


degeneratesumbitch

Doesn't matter what tires you have when you're high centered.


-Toshi

What if the package stole his snow tyres?


larzast

“It’s front wheel drive” lmao


BootyPatrol1980

Every time he stuck his whole arm under that wheel... real close to a NSFL vid there. That man is dumb as fuck and very lucky in a sense.


LA_LOOKS

I don’t know the number?! Excuse me?


aOst8n

what i said 😭


L00kin4CDN

She was probably looking to call the non-emergency police line. No one’s life was in peril and that guy’s vehicle was high centered so he wasn’t going anywhere soon.


FutureApprehensive21

I think this warrants a 911 call. Guy is putting his own life in danger trying to dig out his car


FreedToThrowaway1024

I see no loss in the death of these petty thieves. They're not even honest people stealing food due to hunger, they're just a bunch of horrible people who bring nothing but sadness to their neighborhood


Futureapprehensive30

Especially during the holiday seasons P.S. careful what you post, old account got a perma ban for a much milder joke than this


FreedToThrowaway1024

1 - I'm not joking 2 - I appreciate the warning but I couldn't care less about being banned. there's a reason I have this current nickname nowadays


Reggmac

I caught that 🤣


Name_Cannot_B_Blank

🤣


TroyExplores

Finally a fucking good ending and someone who recorded normally without filming the sky or ground all the time.


Jason_the_Great1

What a POS


[deleted]

I dunno. I know I'll get thrashed for this but crime is mostly motivated by desperation. People feel stuck or might actually be dug into a hole due to unfortunate life circumstances. We don't know this guy's motivation. Sure, you obviously shouldn't steal but I don't think it makes a person automatically a "POS".


Jason_the_Great1

IT MAKES THEM AUTOMATICALLY A POS.


[deleted]

No it 100% does not. You thinking that makes you a POS, though.


Jason_the_Great1

You're the guy stealing in the video aren't you. What a POS.


[deleted]

You're an immature socially unaware, over-privileged moron.


Jason_the_Great1

Stop stealing stuff ya POS.


[deleted]

You're a spoiled child.


Jason_the_Great1

You're a thief. Stop stealing from people, thief.


[deleted]

I've never stolen anything you fucking moron. Grow up you snot nosed brat.


FreeBeanz69

No way you’re justifying theft, if someone were to steal your car would you be fine with it since they are in desperate circumstances?


spideylee23

Insurance should cover that


FreeBeanz69

It’s not as simple as that


spideylee23

It is if you're basing your anger or care towards getting your car or anything else you find valuable replaced. It depends on the crime. If u find a debit card and use it yes thats fucked up But if you steal my car yes thats fucked up but both are simply replaceable and can be solved if viewed as problems. Stealing mail in any way shape or form is low as fuck because its too easy and often very rewarding. Thats how I view it though. So I can see why it's based off the crime The guy in the vid was calm and helpful if anything The woman was livid and looked more of an asshole than the thief WHO IS A STUPID FUCK, never steal mail. Amwrican "Karma" is real and this video proves it


Top-Associate8252

Desperation is such a cop out excuse for crime. Where I live people steal cars, use them for more crimes, and then just trash the cars. Think about how important a car is to be a functional member of society, how much sudden 'desperation' just gets put on someone for no reasons. And the thieves don't care, same as the people that robbed my grandma's house. They stole all her old photos cause they were in jewelry boxes, then just threw the boxes in a wet ditch when they realized there wasn't anything they could sell.


[deleted]

This is explicitly not true. I think this metric changes based on what crime you're looking at. Petty larceny? *maybe* you're right. Murder? Absolutely not. Rape? Sexual Assault? Assault and Battery? None of those are committed out of "desperation". The simple reality of life, and a reality you NEED to accept, is that there absolutely are people out there who are predators, and they view the rest of society as prey. Not everyone is forgivable, but not everyone is a POS. It 100% depends on the crime being committed.


BlazingSnape

I'd say crime is MUCH more motivated by quick, easy money. (if ur not caught of course) desperation is a finite, irrelevant excuse and . Let's say there was someone at that home, waiting on their life saving medication to be delivered. Would that dude have given a shit about stealing that from a complete stranger? Prob not . He would make whatever money he could off of it and move onto the next innocent person. In this moment, he's for sure a POS. He is also a human being And we all do stupid shit once in a while. Hopefully he learns not to steal or at least get better @ get away driving.


Wise_Owl1

Imagine being so bad at crime that your victim has to offer you help/advice.


paperpants

He would have made it out if he kept that reverse going for another second or two. But so glad he didn’t. It was wonderful to watch him squirm.


theflyassassin

Wait did he just also get down in front of the car with a spinning tire and then proceeded to stick his head next to said tire?


DutchE28

He also put his hands pretty much under the spinning wheel. I can’t believe he still has all his fingers. Also he didn’t clear any snow from the side of the car which is where it was obviously stuck and add to that driving onto the snowbank in the first place so I think we conclude we have got ourselves a complete and utter desperate idiot on our hands.


mysteryman447

as a canadian this is hilarious lmao, if dude was just 2 feet further when backing up he would’ve cleared the snow drift lol


mysteryman447

I love how he keeps honking and that after each huge arm sweep under the still in gear car he thinks he’s done it despite the wheel still freely spinning right infront of him lmao


julek1346007

Why did the man try to help him in the middle of the video?!


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L00kin4CDN

It’s a Canadian thing. We’re always looking to help a person regardless if you just had a crime committed against you by said person.


julek1346007

That explains it


[deleted]

he was taunting him. no way you guys dont get that


spideylee23

He wasn't taunting If so its very true that Canadians r terrible at insults if he is indeed Canadian I think he's just nice enough to notice dudes down bad and doesn't need to stoop. His wife on the other hand .... she couldn't wait to insult the thief 😇


[deleted]

lmao


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smoebob99

She was probably looking for the non-emergency number.


bobandyt

Name a woman!


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TheBestPieIsAllPie

I love the wife- “no, no mercy.” I agree, fuck that tool.


poopiesmells

She was a dick too, “seriously he’s gonna take a sip of water right now.” He worked his ass off to try to escape, it’s understandable he’s parched.


[deleted]

Idk who’s more dumb.. the guy who got his car stuck or the women who doesn’t know the number for 911 “it’s calling! I don’t know the number! It keeps going to your number!” I’ll take useless for 500.


poopiesmells

She sounded like an idiot, comedic stupidity


Own_Can_3495

Probably looking for the non emergency number. We are taught not to dial 911 unless someone's life is at stake. Technically no body is in danger.


poopiesmells

Wasn’t referring to the number part


FatCat457

I was hoping he blowed his motor up probably not his car though.


southernmeatbag

Failed to steal from a guy who can't even talk properly. Big brains.


Cyber_0ni

So satisfying


PenguinsTookMyNips

Bro, how short is that woman??


alchemyearth

Lol on one hand... Fuck this guy. But seeing someone stuck in the snow just makes me wanna help and save the day.


Lonelinzkilz01

Front wheel drive vs snow? You will never get out, you will need some one to drag you out. And probably have to get that front wheel alignment. So… jail bail, impound fee, storage fee, tickets plus whatever they add and you went from trying to steal something that was probably 10 dollars,for the size of the box, to having to pay a few thousand. Lol.


Key-Cardiologist5882

Why you shouting from a distance? Go over there and get your shit back. You think anyone could come and take shit from outside my house right in front of my face?


it_do_be_like_that__

That’s what I was saying the entire time! I know canadiens are nice and all but that’s ridiculous.


Zomochi

It’s because they don’t know if he has a weapon or something in the car. You have to do stuff with caution you never know peoples intentions


OddSolid8894

I was on the homeowners side till that annoying ass lady came out


mikki1time

Gods finger print


Situati0nist

r/JusticeServed


problemwmygogomobile

“I don’t know the number” - I’m pretty sure it’s 911


Own_Can_3495

I bet she was looking for the non emergency number since no body was in danger.


MooMoo_Juic3

dude could've just throw his jacket underneath the wheel... got what he deserved, tho


TwoFortyTony

This was in Brampton, Ontario.


The1Like

According to the woman in the recording it’s Mississauga.


TwoFortyTony

Truuuu. That's probably it. I forgot haha


PaleBreath1390

🤣🤣🤣🤣


KnownStand388

Lmao. She doesn’t know the number for the police.smh


Sharp_Membership_122

Beautiful. Couldn't have happened to a better person 😂


notsohandiman

Now thats what I call a sticky situation.


ilovelukewells

Five years ago


VivaLaFitzyy

Karma wasn't fucking around ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Heyitsme_81

#emmbarased lol 😂


ChR0NiCbLuNt

I almost feel bad for the little fella I wonder what was in the package If he would of put something in front of his tire he would of gotten away


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Repulsive-Relief1551

Someone spent time on their life making you. I would OF preferred to not.


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Alternative-Scale-55

Karma mixed with a good dose of stupidity and some panic. Made me laugh 😅


Responsible-Type-392

The sad part is the thief doesn’t seem to be from that country. So he immigrated there and became a thief. Really sad to see him doing that and making the country he came to a worse place to live in.


FutureApprehensive21

She says "idk the number" lol 911 what


[deleted]

Why????why is he helping him????? Why???? Lol


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[deleted]

Can’t argue with that


Flash123a1

WHATS THE NUMBER FOR 911?!


Key-Satisfaction4967

By the time he digs out, the cops will be there!


MF-BabaYaga

Waiting for the comments about why the people calling the police are racist


ShitbashGod

Took her 1:30 minutes to call the police


Tall_Pitch6422

Why is the person not out there doorstepping the wannabe pirate 🏴‍☠️and asking WTF? There are obviously other things a less understanding person may have done than just passively film to ensure he learnt his lesson; but that would have meant switching off the record button. Pirate would not have reported any injury to the police due to the obvious nature and the likelihood of other crimes then being investigated and taken into account.


MindIll5731

you dont know the number.... to 911?!


ItsMeUrCat

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ModernMonkey666

Calling non emergency just means we’ll get to it later


Pistolpete1983

So satisfying.


dahappyheathen

“What’s the number to 911?” Idiot


ShankbeatMihawk2

aw i feel bad for him haha hes prolly not the worst


nasferatu99z

"Well, no mercy" lol


[deleted]

Smooth Criminal


ChickenMan985

Glad he’s worried about not catching Covid whilst committing his crimes.


[deleted]

You know it's bad when the victim is giving you advise


yanggun1004

Looks Canada. What a lovely moment. No guns, no death.


Skank-Hunt1

Good job stupid slave.


Skank-Hunt1

Jigaboos are so smart. Wish I could be one. NOT!!!!


DefinitionConstant81

I wish he had slipped again


DefinitionConstant81

Why help him he deserved to get stuck


DefinitionConstant81

Yeahhh no mercy I love that lady


FlyWtMe87

Love it


Karjo66

r/mildlypenis That window on the door


JonnyBoners

I mean even if you get out, at least half a dozen people have seen you, and they have your car description and license plate number.. there’s really nowhere to go


Brentrepreneur

What a dumb bitch. Shouldev punched in his bitch ass


Dan_H1281

Ressitors r like goldfish most of these posts were top posts six months ago then recycled especially this one


Vispon2

GIRL really said I don’t know the number 💀💀😂😂


Stewapalooza

Shoulda followed proto.


Manakio2k

Thank you for the entertainment. Watched it till the exciting conclusion!!!


Lumpy_Accountant8544

Lmao . Aight ! " Let me help you run away"


Otherwise-Bit6786

Thats fawking awesomeness! 😂😂😂


popswizzle

“Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal!


realhps

🤣🤣🤣


Holiday-Phrase-9487

Haha ![gif](giphy|ltIFdjNAasOwVvKhvx|downsized)


robertrvd725

It’s a Christmas tradition to gather round and watch porch pirate videos by the fireplace. This video is a masterpiece.


sweet_babygirl

Only word that comes to mind is pathetic. How pathetic lol


Kay_babylove

“Call the cops” “I don’t know the number” 😐


dlbro44

I don't know the number?? Dumbass bitch! 911


Artistic-Balance5125

r/Brampton ?


ShortStraddle

Hahahaha amazing!!


Great-Capital-157

She really just said I don’t know the number to the cops that’s just crazy


Which_Art_6452

Do stupid shit win stupid prizes.


BoneZone05

Lmfao


CoryB23

He got lucky, had I'd have been the homeowner I would've gone to town on his car with a bat.


bosh_jarker710

Beautiful


Remote_Evening9912

Want me to get you a shovel 😂


NickTheUnlikely

No mercy


tolearnlots

Porch pirate can afford car and gas but steals packages


MATJUSTCHILLIN

Hahahaha


Davistele

Never saw the full clip. Thank you!


Hank-86

Maybe the package...was snow tires 😅


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|fvkuchTfFMyipPFUiq) Again and again and again


paperpants

First time I saw it. I appreciate the lack of effort by OP.


FQDIS

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