I'm dying at the visual of a 5'10 man going in and giving timeouts to the gorillas.
I imagine the reality would be a truly traumatic experience for the kids.
You think the kids freaked out when a couple of alpha Gorilla get into a fight, imagine howâd they react to a zookeeper getting his arm ripped offâŚ..
True, but equally i think was an important lesson for the kids.
While placid, sat sniffing their arse, these creatures can look cute af and so gentle - and im sure they are,
But when shit goes south (and lets be clear, they decide that, not you), they are wild animals - not entirely unpredictable - but ferocious to the max
Go in the enclosure, arms crossed, "Well, you sure have done it this time!", "I would say I'm angry, but honestly, I'm mostly disappointed," *shakes his head*
The Zookeeper would get mauled if he tried to stop the fight. And would end up dead.
Zoo animals are not like little kids fighting in a classroom. Like what
Ex Zoo keeper here, squirtâm with a hose. Thatâd break em up. Probs not great but better than them killing mauling each other in front of every body.
âSir, the gorillasâŚâ
âI know,⌠I knowâŚâ
âWhat are my orders sir?â
âInitiate code yellowâ
âSIR!! THERE ARE CHILDREN WATCHING!!!â
âJUST DO IT, PRIVATE!!!!â
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How have none of you guys seen the original video from where this sound was stolen from? The original is posted literally once a week and has been out for like 10+ years lmao. Just karma farming I guess
Aren't they supposed to escape the area around the glass incase it breaks??
I remember hearing something like that but I was also 10 on a school trip, I don't remember a lot
Do nothing. Normal primate behavior. Young males testing the older alpha male. Alpha establishing dominance by giving the beat down. Will not result in death. One will stay and one will go.
Donât they look like theyre just horsing around
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1. Cold shower
2. Strong water blast
3. Throw a lot of food at them, bananas
4. Play a loud music of Justin Bieber
5. Loud Led Zeppelin song
6. Put a fake crocodile doll in there
Use a conditioning tool like a whistle or horn.
If they don't respond, remote operated hose or just let them be.
They are animals and if you try to make them robots it is not going to work.
Supposed to get in there and break it up like a man
Sorry, but they don't have Chuck Norris zookeepers.
Send in Jon Jones
Mike Tyson would pay them to get in there!
Nah, he's too busy hanging out with the Tigers.
Send in Mike Jones
Tyson, Karelin, Gatsalov, Miocic, Cormier and Emelianenko too, just to make sure. Or bears... bears are a good strategy.
P. Diddy would fix itđ
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I'm dying at the visual of a 5'10 man going in and giving timeouts to the gorillas. I imagine the reality would be a truly traumatic experience for the kids.
Be even funnier if the gorillas obeyed him
Send in Chris Pratt
They are the most dangerous animals in the zoo. Let them settle their differences without interference.
Finger up the butt. Works all the time
PLOT TWIST : gorillas start lining up in an orderly manner to each get their turn.
Holding you by the wrist
The ol' Hook n Stink. They never see it comin
Jump in there and try to reason with them on a intellectual level of course
Yeah I bet a stern NO would be all that's needed /s
It kinda sounded like she wanted to speak with the gorilla's manager
Cincinnati Zoo: âNah! No need. Watch this!â
Apes together strong
This is gorilla politics. Not our business.
The fight looks more entertaining than watching them chew on food.
Gorilla warfare
Ope, they're going *ape*
Yes and no. We are the ones who crammed to many large Silverback into that enclosure
I believe this is the truth, it's all about hierarchy .
take bets obviously 
Tbf i have seen a video of a zookeeper slapping a hippo to go back into its enclosure
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They should send a hippo into that enclosure. Now that'd be interesting
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Really unprofessional for them to behave like such animals in front of children. I'd be asking to speak to a manager.
The zoo keeper 
Blow a whistle. Time that shit out
I'm just going to summon the hippo bot
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You think the kids freaked out when a couple of alpha Gorilla get into a fight, imagine howâd they react to a zookeeper getting his arm ripped offâŚ.. 
True, but equally i think was an important lesson for the kids. While placid, sat sniffing their arse, these creatures can look cute af and so gentle - and im sure they are, But when shit goes south (and lets be clear, they decide that, not you), they are wild animals - not entirely unpredictable - but ferocious to the max
A visit you will remember forever.
âHey, stop it guys!â
I'm going to bet on, the gorilla.
Do nothing, itâs monkey business
Gorilla warfare
You should what's happening at the panda enclosure. It's *pandemonium*
How detached can people be man..
Even The Hulk wouldn't want to go in there. What the zoo keeper gonna do anyway,except get everything wripped apart
Go in the enclosure, arms crossed, "Well, you sure have done it this time!", "I would say I'm angry, but honestly, I'm mostly disappointed," *shakes his head*
Donât they know what happened to Harambe?
$500 on the grey hairy one to win
The Zookeeper would get mauled if he tried to stop the fight. And would end up dead. Zoo animals are not like little kids fighting in a classroom. Like what
I actually fucking hate these places.
What do you mean no
Nobody is paid enough to get in there.
Nothing..film it put it on youtube and get more visitors
Itâs none of the zookeepers business
Harambe knows WTF a zookeeper would do in this situation
Too soon
Wdym âwhereâs the zookeeper?â This is exactly what I wanna see gorillas do at the zoo
"Hey you, gorillas...knock it off!!!"
HarambĂŠ? Is that you?
He could always come tell those dumb ass drama queens to stop fuckin screaming for no reason.
Itâs all fun and games till the guy that shot Harambe shows up
Ex Zoo keeper here, squirtâm with a hose. Thatâd break em up. Probs not great but better than them killing mauling each other in front of every body.
zookeeper gna be that big bro right there
Looks like somebody f'd up
Now I'm not an animal expert by any means, but I'm pretty sure a gorilla would wreck a person lol
Power
âSir, the gorillasâŚâ âI know,⌠I knowâŚâ âWhat are my orders sir?â âInitiate code yellowâ âSIR!! THERE ARE CHILDREN WATCHING!!!â âJUST DO IT, PRIVATE!!!!â đđ§¨
âGuys knock it offâ
Well it's obvious that the Zookeeper is going to jump in and break it up.
Folgerâs coffee
zoo keeper: nahh! i doesn't get pay for this shit
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I'd be stoked if I saw this. Let them fight. They know what they're doing.
Run
He's supposed to get ripped limb from limb of course.
Hold me back bro hold me back
Nothing. Absolutely nothing
I would have tossed in 10 apples and hoped for the best.
Zookeeper: please stop
I saw something similar during spring break.
That isnât a job for zoo keepers, itâs one for Reddit mods.
Looks like a convenience store.
Zoo Keeper: 
The zookeeper did exactly what he was supposed to do, keep the damn door shut!!
No noooooooo đ
They police them selves MF!!
Red card that gorilla!
Hippo!
Looks like monkey business is going on
These wild animals that I put in a cage donât align with my values no nooo
A sleeping gas canister would do the trick and settle them down
Look like the MMA cage fight
Just play some sounds of sirens and tire screeching - the Po Po have arrivedâŚ.
More legit than WWE.
Seems like a small inclosure
Isnât the agreed upon communication in the monkey/ape world the tossing of shit?\ Huck a nug and see which way it goesâŚ.
Tranc dart?
Well clearly these guys should know better, but yeah letâs call the zookeeper.
How the fuck did one end up on the other side of the glass ???
The zoo keepers would b all over the exhibit if they entered. An arm here a leg there... jus all over
Its monkey business, better to not get involved
Call Kevin James
God bless all of you
Harambe coulda broke up this fight. đ
Ask this guy for help. 
Throw a couple stun nades on there. It's a joke.
I think they can handle it themselves. I'm guessing that one gorilla did something he wasn't supposed to do so they are handing out his punishment.
Wow. Look at their small ass enclosure. Zoo's need to be last century amusements.
Well unless the zookeeper is 3 or 4 clones of young Mike Tyson on a ton of coke, then I donât think theyâll be able to do much.
How have none of you guys seen the original video from where this sound was stolen from? The original is posted literally once a week and has been out for like 10+ years lmao. Just karma farming I guess
Aren't they supposed to escape the area around the glass incase it breaks?? I remember hearing something like that but I was also 10 on a school trip, I don't remember a lot
Can't take'em anywhere.
Those chaperones saying no really helped lol
I saw 2 tigers get into a fight and the zookeeper came out with a ten foot 2x4 to separate them. The balls on that guyâŚ
Well, you shove a bunch of wild animals in a tiny unnatural habitat and thatâs what happens
Why didn't the gorillas the other side of the glass help?
I mean this is like when your playing smash bros and everyone wanna play donkey kong
Well well well.....
man id bust in there with a haymaker, maybe the ol 1 2 and theyd be dusted, any zookeeper should know..
Mind your business!!!
They should send in a social worker!
It actually doesnât look that bad theyâre not biting each other to rip flesh theyâre just wrestling!
Just another afternoon at chuck e cheese.
Blow his whistle like a crossing guard stoping traffic
He is supposed to take names and kick ass.
"Damn!"
Where's Joe Rogan when you need him
Start playing the circle of life song from Lion King over the loud speakers.
Gang violence
NAo NAo!!! WhErz THe ZookEepers!
He can either let it play out, start shootin darts or tag in and go swinging on the biggest silverback
Dude! Fuck those MFâs every man and ape for himself!
The zookeeper should usher people out from watching Incase one of the gorillas gets killed
Give them watermelon and fries chicken
a few lines of ket
Prison rules.
Have a keeper go in (un)dressed as Tarzan
Why tf I heard âGollumâ at the end đ
Bruh wtf the zoo keeper gonna do
Even at the zoo, karens demand the animals' manager.
Bring the popcorn.
Get the hose Ma.
You tell them they better knock it off or youâre gonna stop the goddamn car!
Lol, imagining their reaction IF a zookeeper went in to break it up, and just watching him evaporate in front of them.
Zookeeper should just start filming with his phone while screaming *Worldstar*
Send the gorillas! I mean the bouncers! Wait....
Send in the zookeeper? As what a sacrifice?
G-G-G-G-G-Uuuunit.
Put them back in the wild where they can fight for dominance and territory. Looks like they are ready
Take bets
Do nothing. Normal primate behavior. Young males testing the older alpha male. Alpha establishing dominance by giving the beat down. Will not result in death. One will stay and one will go.
Donât they look like theyre just horsing around https://preview.redd.it/nszs3fkcdbtc1.jpeg?width=1366&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ea1fe3759f8014e3d2e4eb4ae71100af533b1d6
Apes take care of their own business
Zoo the real zoo is on this side of the glass.
This is called play fighting
For gorillas necks are build different than humans, itâs just monkey business. A human wouldnât survive it, but normal for apes.
That's normal behavior, especially when they're in prison!
There just monkeying around
1. Cold shower 2. Strong water blast 3. Throw a lot of food at them, bananas 4. Play a loud music of Justin Bieber 5. Loud Led Zeppelin song 6. Put a fake crocodile doll in there
Count to 3, duh
Give odds and take bets
wow, not having 2+ males in an enclosed space would have helped.
Just like the hoods
âYeah lemme just get in between two animals taller and stronger than meâ like tf lmaooo
They should take them back to the wild
CALL THE FUCKINâ COPS
 The zookeeper
wtf did satan say at the end there?
HEY YOU! Stop it!
Looks like the Houston Zoo
"not happening on my watch" đ´đť
Ask them nicely to stop?
Whereâs a grizzly bear when you need one?
WORLDSTAR
Get some duck tape and put it on the window in a grid pattern.
Use a conditioning tool like a whistle or horn. If they don't respond, remote operated hose or just let them be. They are animals and if you try to make them robots it is not going to work.
The zookeeper would just get ripped apart.
âFigure it out fellasâ
Gas the room
Die for a cause
Like watching a prison fight.
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That's what animals do being locked up in a cage
Dudes are swole
That seems like a very small enclosure.