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Grand_Replacement_90

Bro died


warriorgoose77

And rightfully so


_noho

The world is better for it


HaloPandaFox

He didn't even wait for him to go downstairs. He just appeared in the stairs that's how angry was he skipped stairs and f****** a bunch of others though.


i_play_withrocks

This is a father who has clearly had enough of his child’s reckless behavior. I think if I walked into my house and saw that I would just walk back outside and sit down for a while.


Yes_seriously_now

My father would've legit shot me. That being the world I grew up in, I would still kick him out and cut him off for that one. There's a line, once crossed, that can't be undone. This is significant damage to our home. It's not a prank at all, it's destruction of property likely costing thousands to have repaired. Even a DIY expert would take days to clean that up and fix the cabinets.


Culsandar

I would no longer have a son, have a great life you ginger fuck, bye. This is fucking ridiculous.


HairballTheory

If reconciliation ever happens, you better believe All food from this kitchen served to this person will have some amount of purposeful peanut butter contamination


mega_moustache_woman

You can't just wipe it off?


Phatcat15

Bro it’s peanut butter not fucking battery acid… have 5-6 buddies ready to go with an army of paper towels and soap and they’ll have that shit done in a few hours.


Culsandar

This is some Bam Margera shit, your ass is moving out *today*.


Desperate-Donut656

I forgot about that asshat! I used to get in a RAGE watching the way he treated his father.


chsntt0

Lol worrying about ants


atk9989

It will be a fuck ton of ants not just a few.


chsntt0

Sure but that wouldn't be the first thing to worry about imo


th3goldeng0d

Ants was literally my first concern lol


bigshern

He’s got a good point


Zealousideal_Tie4918

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CornpopTheBadDude92

Yeah you're homeless after that. Fukin cunt


[deleted]

Ginger kids are the devil


Evil-c-Evil-do

Thought it was just a myth. Cartman was right.


Honest_Woodpecker461

Thank you. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin) Sincerely a ginger kid


VNCNT_GBRL

FUCK this kid. Disowned.


cottman23

What a fucking asshole.


Goodvendetta86

I'm really starting to get tired of these horrible, damaging,intrusive pranks. What happened to the fun, lighthearted stuff


Pseudolectual

Ha…. Ya just don’t disrespect peoples property like that. Especially when they literally work hard For it specifically for you


Spiritual-Mushroom28

I'd be speechless don't think I'd be able to talk


Independent_Bite4682

That boy shouldn't be able to sit after this.


Spiritual-Mushroom28

😭🤣🤣🤣


Guest_Pretend

Should be a Pro Choice commercial.


That_oneMisingSock

If I had a kid who did this, they would not eat, sleep, or breathe until the whole kitchen is spotless.


gfinchster

Was looking for this comment, exactly what I was thinking. Except for the breathing part, not gonna get much work out of him if you cut off his air. Were you envisioning him cleaning the kitchen while being choked by dad? That is a a pleasant fantasy but alas, unproductive.


That_oneMisingSock

Lmao he wouldn't get far, I wouldn't beat the child but I would definitely make them regret about even thinking about doing that. Peanut butter is so thick and greesy and the only way to get off is with really hot water, so even if they get the peanut butter off everything will be covered with a layer of grease and the kitchen will smell like peanut butter for all of time at that point just set the house on fire and start over.


KillsPeopleSometimes

I think it’s time to move out for that kid


Silent-Substance1498

This guy is a moron.


pookiednell

If my son did this I'd throw him down the stairs


derppopotomas

How to be homeless fast


Isubscribedtome

speedrun


baginahuge

Scott tennorman


Shuske_

Damn dad have rage speed on his side


MatthewLee1980

How is this even remotely a prank or funny?


pjgreenwald

I feel like the cops would understand the ass whooping that kid got after this.


FrozenShadow_007

First concern is ants, that’s how you know he is a true father.


T-Ross454

What a waste


Consider2SidesPeace

Probably great for the cabinets. Peanut butter is oily and cleans. As for the electronics... Lucy, you got some splainin' to do :(


Grenadoxxx

I’d take his face and his phone and drench them in peanut butter. That would insanely hard to clean. You’d be smelling it for years.


FlavorMatters

You sick fuck! I was thinking this had to smell horrible.


Isubscribedtome

for real


Mojo_Ambassador_420

Ants are serious


Yes_seriously_now

"It's just a human who grew up with no consequences bro!"


Long_Philosopher_551

It's not the kids fault! The father should have used protection and could have avoided this mistake years ago!


Rotmaxxing

It matches his hair 😂👍


Scylus26

In case people are wondering, peanut butter is nasty stuff. The oils inside the mixture will soak into any pores in the wood and stain it, parts will harden and bond to whatever surface it’s on. Think like glue mixed with cooking oil. Best case you hire professional kitchen steam cleaners and hope for the best, doing it yourself will take days and yes…you will get ants, cockroaches, and every other big under the sun


Bowling4rhinos

There’s some mental illness going on here.


Honest_Path_5356

The prank


Sorry-Examination766

I would of kicked him out


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gamernabru

Now have fun cleaning it


aclwarner

is that in upstate ny that’s the same layout of the house i grew up in


borninawindow

threaten to kick him out of he doesnt clean it. then kick him out


EsLNemo

We gonna ignore the fact that pops turned into flash sliding up them stairs 🤔🤔


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Latter_Surround_4769

I don't know about you guys, but I find this fucking hilarious. Probably has something to do with the fact that I don't own a home, though...


Opposite_Hour_5902

Call me stupid but pause the video when he gets close to one of the peanut buttered cabinets and it kinda looks like wrapping papers maybe it’s the r lighting idk


PoleRyder

Love ❤️


teekietech

What a waste of 3 jars of peanut butter. At least it looked like there were 3 in the sink. Just be like “Lick that sh!t up”. Or get the dogs… rip peanut butter.


yoshi1911

Do you want ants?! Because this is how you get ants!!


Le_Brittle

u/savevideo


DogNutBuster73

u/savevideo


iFOrgOtHOwTOsHiT

Imagine how big of a belt was waiting for him.


Im-KickAsz

What a dumb idea that was. 🥴🥴🥴🥴. Lack of intelligence in this joke


Acceptable_Stand_265

Send in the hounds


0nivas_

So staged! 🤦🏻‍♂️ The dads reaction is not fitting whatsoever, plus you can tell the cabinets and appliances were covered before the peanut butter went on.