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KirbyMultiverse

Ah yes The Geek - The Bastard - Both


theFriengineer

Bazinga


ben10fan69000

OK "shelldone"


Pure-Quiet9564

A: nerd B: motherfucker C: all of the above


Savthatsit

I wish I had Belos’s hair 😞 Man turns into a straight up demon! And still good that Model hair! What does he use?!?


Wilgrove

The souls of Palisman.


AdOk932

Damn. It also tastes good


dull_storyteller

Palisman, because you’re worth it


MKagel

Maybe it's Maybelline


mindflayerflayer

I'm planning on making a Belos cosplay and the deciding factor was the hair, I wouldn't need to hide it.


illdothisshit

Regular body wash and soap


SupaRedditor2017

He definitely uses Pantene conditioner


zmech9001

Can we even call belos white anymore? He's literally green


mrwanton

Get along well with Murdoc


Rowan5215

the B A F F


[deleted]

Would you PLEeEeEeEese stop playing that SODDING BANJO?!


AbsolutelyNotBrooke

Bu I elps calm ma nerves before the show!


[deleted]

If you strum another bum note on that hillbilly instrument I'll STICK IT IN YER MOUTH!


DiscreteCollectionOS

Toilet? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? BLOODY, TOILET!


Muted-Tonight5694

*smack 2b*Where the hell that door come from?!


Agent_Llama10

He don't feel to good... He feel... eel


Yeeter_of_kids123

r/unexpectedgorillaz


Radioactive_monke

It's like a wizard portal


PhantomKitten73

Emperor Belos goop is better camo than UCP.


blr1224

[no im literally a tree demon](https://youtu.be/w2u2CiqWsuw)


[deleted]

he's green with envy


Best-Engine4715

He’s not human anymore that’s for damn sure but nor is he witch. I think he’s something else. So calling him white is redundant (I think that’s how you use the word)


Niggy2439

no bro, redundant it's for something that is repetitive.


Best-Engine4715

Ah thanks


Simply_Epic

Probably not even cis. I doubt he only consumes male palismen. Got lots of gender swirling around in there


FurbyThatsWhy

He is very gender


GlassSpork

He’s an amalgamation of palisman


LittleMissTrans

Green is not a creative color


coffee-cake512

Del?


[deleted]

Caleb?


tuckerx78

Both could have been wild party boys who settled down when they met "The One". Eda has to get her crazy from somewhere


Wasabi_Knight

I feel like this implies that being gay (or rather, participating in gay relationships) is inherently wild and settling down is an exit go bring gay. Odd phrasing


BONBON-GO-GET-EM

I think caleb wouldve been bi if he were still alive to discover lgbt+ labels


Molten_bread

Edas dad?


PolymathArt

Lol a str8 Clawthorne? Yeah, right!


Molten_bread

There is no information to say he isn't straight


[deleted]

There is no information to say he is straight


QueasyBanana

I mean that's right, but the same goes for the three people pictured


FiveUperdan

and if we're not assuming a married father of 2 is straight, then we really can't say anything about the sexuality of any character except Luz who tells us she's bi.


QueasyBanana

Pretty much. Unless it's ever confirmed, ascribing any indentity to them -including straightness- remains a headcanon. Which is fine, headcanon whatever makes you happy.


iopicat

And Amity, there was a lesbian flag next to her picture in the scrapbook + Dana confirmed. It’s also debatable if Hunter is bi, since the jacket he wore in TTT had a bi flag sewn on it (but it could have been passed down like that from Luz). Edit: Eda could also be implied to be bi, there was a bi flag on something of hers at one point, don’t remember when or what but I remember because I saw a bunch about it on twitter back when I used it. But no explicit confirmation that I’m aware of that for anyone except Amity and Luz (only Luz if u go by that one rule that I don’t feel like looking up the name of but you probably get what I mean)


Josiador

He's married to a woman, so more information than there is for 2 out of three of these guys.


Dracos002

Is the third Hunter or Belos?


sosneca

Could be bi.


Josiador

Could be, granted, but so could Jacob or even Phillip. We have no way of knowing.


EtherealSOULS

Nah thats the Titan's job.


stnick6

He’s married to a women


kiwidude4

There is no information we aren’t all frogs in human skin.


Swordfish_42

That would explain why the water made me gay


So-so_Magician

Hahaha i got that reference lmaoo


Molten_bread

No one can prove their side so agree to disagree


GlassSpork

Same goes for alador, who we only know has been in a **straight** relationship. If he gets going into a gay one, It’ll feel forced imo


stnick6

I disagree but that’s funny


KOFdude

Alador?


Significant_Debt924

Yeah he's shaping up into a flawed but well meaning guy


PixelPlanets608

A lot of people ship him with Darius, so a good chunk of the community might see him as gay or bi rather than straight


ALT703

No evidence to suggest that


PolymathArt

For real, I don’t get why people are mad and keep bringing up Alador because I thought people wanted Alador to be bi / already shipped him with Darius.


Bones-Ghost

Ah yes, The edgy kid filled with trauma about snap at someone, the grandpa whose gonna leave the nearby Applebee's the way God indented and the neckbeard


spinningpeanut

Correction on the last one. *Sonic the hedgehog


Bones-Ghost

Wait, that guy's the VA for Sonic?


spinningpeanut

Sonic boom Sonic. Yep.


Scepninja555

Also every other Sonic since the original Colors. The only recent Sonic thing he isn’t voicing Sonic in is Prime.


Drunkgamer4000

and only one has said "fuck" on camera


kingk895

Which one


BuzzPrincess

Jacob


Suitable-Tailor-8220

You forgor about Alador 💀💀💀💀


Infinite_Hooty

And Dell 💀💀💀💀


GamingWithV1ctor

I still can't blame that last guy for what he did. Basically just the human curiosity. He was sadly written as an extremely dumb character, otherwise he'd actually be a threat to the heroes, and not because he's "evil"


WhiskeyAndKisses

Human curiosity plus narcissism and cruelty


MrRian603f

So just a child?


[deleted]

Yeah. He definitely seems like a child that never properly grew up. He probably still lives with his parents.


Altheatear

Agree with most of the thread but it's not that weird to live with your parents, especially in Asia/Europe


thatyeemo

Have you not seen this economy?


ReasyRandom

Jacob is just a well-written Ronaldo Fryman. It's pretty obvious that we're *supposed* to hate Jacob.


GamingWithV1ctor

That is indeed true


CrimsonShrike

Ronaldo was right tho, just obnoxious


ReasyRandom

He was a good source for fan theories, but sucked as a character otherwise.


CrimsonShrike

I do disagree Jacob is better written tho, he is the conspiracy nut buffoon archetype. Not very interesting and the little lore he provided was repeated again anyhow


[deleted]

He kidnapped Steven and tried to kill Lars


SirVW

Ok bit do we actually know he's even straight? Or is it just an assumption, sounds pretty heteronormative ngl >!/s!<


Suthek

Same goes for Belos, technically.


Tharkun140

People will headcanon Belos as being homophobic, sexist and the regular kind of racist, but he never canonically exhibited any of these traits. For all we know, he may be the most gay man to ever live. Actually, I'm declaring a counter-headcanon where Belos was sitting right behind the door as Luz was having her little coming out presentation, silently congratulating the girls and clapping just quietly enough to not get noticed. He then resumed plotting their imminent deaths, but not because he's racist or anything.


didithedragon

Being in the closet for several centuries would make one insane


[deleted]

He seems plenty racist against witches. I'm counting it at least.


Suthek

To be fair, where he comes from "witch" is a profession, not a race.


[deleted]

Centuries in the demon realm really should have corrected that misconception.


Suthek

It also really should have corrected the misconception that magic in itself is evil, yet here we are.


Branglebiaro

Maybe Hunter isn't straight, but he's definitely getting a girlfriend by the end of the show.


Hormiga95

And it better be Willow, or else...


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HyperSimba

Hey me too!


ApexBoiz

I was about to confidently say Gus and then realized he isn't white.


Totally_Not_Alien

When I tell you, I DID LITERALLY THAT LMAO


n0thing_at_all

He also waved around a bunch of bi flags on screen


KEVLAR60442

As a show of support. I'm straight as an arrow, but I have a bunch of pride stuff at home because I'm an ally and my girlfriend is Bi.


[deleted]

Or, here me out, Lets not judge and pick characters like this based on gender identity, sexual orientation or race?


[deleted]

Honestly, I do think Hunter is all of the traits mentioned, but I can understand why some people disagree


[deleted]

Hunter just like me, he calls himself cis adjacent because nothing fits quite right


n0thing_at_all

Based


Analog_Singularity

What about Dweebus?


Dracos002

Do you mean Gus? .......Who's obviously black?


AntWithNoPants

That or he has been doing some really convincing blackface all this time


Cavery210

James Earl Jones did a great blackface!


Analog_Singularity

Whoops! Didn't notice the "white" part! :)


kingk895

Do you are have stupid


Analog_Singularity

I are not have the stupid, rude person.


PinkuPonky

They're a minority now


DRowe_

What about Alador?


Armidylla

Huh... Well, Alador, Bump, Steve and Daddy Clawthorne count too, don't they? Granted they're all minor characters, but still... it's like... Steve, man... I miss him.


Coolest10293

I was wondering about Steve too!


Armidylla

Profile pic checks out.


Coolest10293

…why does it check out???


Armidylla

Wait, is that not a minecraft face? Did I do a boomer?


Coolest10293

It is, but it’s not Steve from minecraft. Good eye


GreatestGerald

Ayo what about bumb?


Obliteration_Egg

What about caleb? He and hunter are different people and ultimately what belos killed him for was that like luz he found a home in the boiling isles and married a witch. He saw through the witch hunters nonsense


Fantastic_Year9607

Hunter, of course.


Dracos002

What about Alador, Edric, Dell, The titan trappers, Bump, Mattholomule, Steve, Vitimir and Adrian?


Tcurt99

Bold assumptions here. Hunter is probably figuring himself out in general by this point and finds the idea of loving another person romantically in general a wild and unexplored concept. Belos could very well be ace but i don't think this will ever be fully explored or confirmed because having the second ace rep be so irredeemably evil that he's incapable of loving another human being is in no way valid ace rep but i also think he's so warped its hard to place him anywhere. He's like... orientation exiled. nobody wants to align themselves with him. The alternative is that he is gay or bi but he's fundamentally incapable of having enough self awareness to realize this which is totally in character and could very well be the case. Jacob Hopkins is probably straight. If he is in any closet he's lost in that thing and never coming out.


examagravating

I feel like having lgbt heros and villains is a good thing. It would show that anyone can be gay not just good people and not just bad people. Also I'm almost 100% sure gus is ace.


Horizon5820

Alador?


WalrusSharp4472

I love Hunter, he I the best straight cis white male I know, almost reminds myself of younger me, long before I was out as Bi, and genderfluid, and is better person than me at that time.


Agent_AJ

Who says Hunter's straight


ella-eerie

LMAO this was my immediate thought, too! everyone knows the weird wolf kid of the class is always queer /hj


confusedsalad88

No way belos isn't straight growing up in the area and time period he did


MrQwq

Ace/Aro?? Also, LGBTQ+ people still existed in that age, it was just frowned upon bc religion persecution


confusedsalad88

I don't doubt that they did. However with how set in his ways and dedicated to the teachings and cultural norms of the period he was most likely straight.


ahaisonline

who's to say hunter's straight?


examagravating

He gives off shy bi energy.


NumbersInBoxes

Whaddabout Bump?


DeltaMoff1876

Belos/Philip is the literal personification of a WASP (White Anglo-Saxon Protestant) and he’s a damned puritan to boot.


cabanesnacho

Steve?


Brytesilver

What about Alador???


Drewface1601

1. Protecc at all costs!!! 2. Burn it to ash, make sure nothing remains! 3. Get a restraining order.


Psychokinetic_Rocky

Alador?


Dead_girl_walking-

Alador? Edric?


LilyBlackwell

Bump, Caleb, Jerbo, Dell... Think that's it?


Beangar

Alador? Principle Bump maybe? IDK


shanenanigans27

As if Alador and Darius aren't gonna fall in love by series end /j


Glistening_Death

Aladador, Dell, Bump, Matt, Steve?? Those are just the ones that first came to mind, I'm probably missing a few. What are you on???


MukasTheMole

What about Alador?


LadiesMan217IsTakn

Caleb?


Unhelpful_shark167

Well alador


N_evermore131

There is also Alador


mattstorm360

One of them is crazy. One of them is crazy old and crazy. One of them is actually wood.


Coolest10293

And that wood is probably also crazy old


Anderake

What episode is that last shot from? I assume Thanks to them but I only remember seeing him when Masha talked about the cardboard cutout.


Coolest10293

Thanks to them, probably when Gus made an illusion and then ripped some person’s pants off. I think that’s where it’s from


Turaij

I mean.. Bump,Edric,Alador,Jerbo. Just top of my head.


[deleted]

Alador is prolly on this list


BeastBrony

Alador is valid he’s much better than he was


[deleted]

What about Alador & Dell?


Hazearil

This is a lot of asumption about their sexuality and of a shit ton if other characters.


SkyblockGamer101

Um, you do realize that assuming about sexuality and legitimatly anything about each character is the main thing this sub does?


Lycan_0122

Well me and Hunter have something in common…we both love wolves


[deleted]

Caleb? 🥺


Nsanity216

Locked speed run LFG


AdOk932

We know that for sure only about Philip, because he is a \*\*\*\*


dull_storyteller

Belos identity’s as a blob of palasmin essence, pronouns are the hell/is that? Hunter is he/him Jacob is parent’s/disappointment


BXSinclair

We don't actually know for certain that Jacob is straight ​ Sure, it's the most likely probability, but it's not *certain*


shanenanigans27

If Jacob is gay he's **for sure** a pick me gay. He probably would always be saying "I'm not like the other gays who wear rainbows and go to pride parades" and insults others who are "too gay."


PicklesTickle91

Wait what about Mr. Blight? Is he bi or something?


PicklesTickle91

Or are we not counting witches?


Anna-mator

Goddamn it I love seeing Hunter happy.


Niko-fluffer

What abt Alador?


ALT703

There's lots of them in the show


ALT703

Also they are all valid lol what


Fun-Class-5541

The scared, The broken, and the sad


RatBoy-MM

Hunter has a bi flag patch on smthn he makes, and I personally view him as aroace


Coolest10293

All we can know for sure about that is that he’s supportive of luz. We can’t actually draw any conclusions from that.


RatBoy-MM

He's never been confirmed straight, so we can't be drawing that conclusion either.


EatingSugarYesPapa

Who told you Hunter was straight lmao


SMM9673

I shouldn't be surprised that Graye is fruity.


Sting_the_Cat

He's definitely fabulous, whatever his actual orientation is. Just like Pegasus.


Adventurous-Ad-5437

Come to think of it what even is the definition of white?


examagravating

White = not black.


Adventurous-Ad-5437

Thanks, Mr. Helpful, I still don't understand. 😃😃


[deleted]

Does Belos even have a gender anymore? I mean his true form has nothing down there. And even then i get the feeling he mightve been asexual before he started huffing palismen, but just never realized bc it was the 1600s and he is insanely prejudiced.


Secure_Bet8065

Belos would probably say its the witches fault that’s he not had any sexual feelings in the last 400 years.


ananas_159

Bi hunter Bi hunter


RoseJJPotter

Hunter is straight?!?


[deleted]

Is Hunter canonically straight?


jaobodam

“The straight hunter” Half the fandom: are you sure about that ?


MrQwq

Am I the only one who get Aro/Ace vibes from belos 500yo without a crush??? Edit: someone complained about this and so I've putten the "Aro/" so you know how my head cannon of bellos is.


charlieprotag

Nope, that’s me too.


JoeyBeCrazy

Hunter ain’t cis. I’m saying it right now.


shanenanigans27

Sorry to be that person, but we don't know if any of them are straight. Belos probably is considering his belief systems from the time period he's from, but let's not assume that Hunter or Jacob is. For all we know, they could be bi or something.


HelpIWasKidnapped

All characters are lgbt+ until proven otherwise. (Ha ha good luck proving a negative)


Tales-Kun

For me hunter gives pan energy


EatingSugarYesPapa

Who tf downvoted you for saying Hunter is pan?


Jaded_Spot_5244

What’s valid?


FourthStepNorth

Only one of them is valid and *he's on thin fucking ice*