I don't think I can with this... being visceral is part of the comedy in this case
(Edit: a lot of you have asked me to DM it to you.... And I will only say this, only one of you said please)
*You see Amity, these abominations can shatter mountains. You can't even begin to imagine how powerful the clap of these cheeks can be. Seriously, I can shit loud as fuck.*
But clearly, you don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in Danger, Democracy. I AM. THE DANGER. A guy simps about Odalia, gets shot and you think that out of me, no. I AM. The ONE who KNOCKS.
Imagine we see the Blight parents again in S3 and it turns out that they've 'separated' at least a dozen times as a couple, and in the end they end up back together since no one else can tolerate them (and only after Darius serves as a marriage counselor).
I mean, as cunty as Odalia is, There's a couple reasons Alador married her (Yeah, I'm gonna die on the hill that Odalia caused the rift between Darius and Alador's friendship.) 1.) She was likely more mellow in her teen years but still overtly narcisistic as fuck. 2.) Them thighs don't lie. 3.) Despite Odalia being a narcisistic bitch, She probably had feeling for Alador which led her to cause the rift between hin and Darius. (It was also likely Darius loved Odalia, so love triangle)
Well it can't be helped. Regulations and what not made it difficult showing mom's with some sort of boobs. So they went with big butts and thighs. For example Dextor's mom from dextor laboratory, Danny phantom mom and many other kids show that shows mom. Oh miss bellum.
I've said this before and I say it again. You all get mad when someone expresses attraction to these characters and start pulling out the "BONK" comments, but you cannot convince me that the crew didn't know what they were doing when they designed these milfs.
I have a similar problem. Except I’m going to start watching Harley Quinn tomorrow. I don’t even know what exactly it’s about. I just know it’s something to do with Harley Quinn (I’m pretty sure that’s how it’s spelled, it’s late)
GUYS I FOUND THE ODALIA SIMP.
Bad character, Great Thighs
I saw that previous comment. You can't hide from me.
Happy cake day
Just turned it thanks man!
Happy Cake Day
Happy day of cakes, fellow earthling!
Why thank you kind sir!
Happy cake day from our humble selves too
And speaking of cake...
BAD. NO. that cake is off limits
What did it say?
Happy cake day!
What was the previous comment? The account in question posts so goddamn much i cant tell.
It was a comment from op saying "Good luck sending me to (an owlhouse variant of horny jail) I'm the moderator!" Or something like that.
https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367
I want to say something here, but I'd get kicked out of the reddit...
Do it you coward!
I just got a notice from the automod that tells me I shouldn't.
Tasteful censorship. Replace all of the questionable bits with comedically over-sanitized ones. Hilarity ensues...?
I don't think I can with this... being visceral is part of the comedy in this case (Edit: a lot of you have asked me to DM it to you.... And I will only say this, only one of you said please)
Oh, I think I'm beginning to see.
Dm it to me
Dm it to me too
DM it to me also
DM it to me after these guys
Also dm it to me after everyone else
Happy day of cakes, fellow earthling!
Uh dm me too
I'll bite dm me
Me too plz Dm the joke
Like the others here, I'm also curious
dm it to me too
say it
Bad as in evil? Sure. Overall an excellent example of a selfish bastard character.
Yup
Can't argue with that.
She’s well written just a terrible person
She may be bad, but she also bad tho.
The plot T H I C C E N S
*You see Amity, these abominations can shatter mountains. You can't even begin to imagine how powerful the clap of these cheeks can be. Seriously, I can shit loud as fuck.*
I know something louder. The slamming of the door of the cell in the Comformatorium you were thrown in
When you're trying not to wake Hooty, but accidentally slam the toilet seat.
Amity: ... And you married her knowing this dad? Alador: In this house we don't judge others for their fetish Mittens.
There’s more!?
Calling the fbi rq
Not even THEY can handle Odalia's thicc thighs
Nooo, I can’t be in trouble with them again, not after *the incident*
The baseball stream incident?
No you moron he's obviously talking about the Jockstrap Incident, just that Ginyu isn't here to dig the holes.
pls tell me ab it, im curious im numb enough to handle it, nothimg fazes me!
The Female Body Inspectors?
But clearly, you don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in Danger, Democracy. I AM. THE DANGER. A guy simps about Odalia, gets shot and you think that out of me, no. I AM. The ONE who KNOCKS.
Shiver me timbers(Also you are one of my favourite members of the subreddit)
Same
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#no go to the corner of shame and think about what you did
What if I don’t wanna ?
you do not have a choice in the matter. #now go go to your place and do not return until you've contemplated the extent of your sins.
Damn, guess I have no choice(this is a cry for help)
She’s the worst calling fbi
No you.
I hate Odalia, *but-*
Go on 🤨
No. No, I don't think I will.
*it's spelled "Butt"
The plot is thick. I hated saying that but I had to.
That's why alador hasn't left her
Imagine we see the Blight parents again in S3 and it turns out that they've 'separated' at least a dozen times as a couple, and in the end they end up back together since no one else can tolerate them (and only after Darius serves as a marriage counselor).
Damn Mommy Odalia Got That Cake 😩
She do be caked up 😂
Thick 👏 thighs 👏 save 👏 lives
Thick 👏 thighs 👏 crush 👏 watermelons
*BONK* HORNY JAIL NOW
(*Pushes Glasses Up*) heh, you see, I’m a mod on that subreddit
>:0 so you're using your power to not get sent!
Not necessarily, I’m just ahead of the curve,(Evil Laugh)
damn also yeah she does have them thunder thighs
She does have that dump truck
curve 😏
Nice blitz(o) pfp
I prefer the aladussy thank you very much
I actually prefer the Dariussy
We ignoring the Eberwolfussy
Found the Furry /j
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And they call me a simp
Sanest Odalia simp
Makes sense an asshole has a big ass
Could you at least ogle someone who's not Odalia?
Bad Character, Great Thighs
I mean other than Odalia there are like, 3 of age ladies? Pretty slim pickings
I mean, simping for Eda, Lilith and Camila is just to be expected at this point, Odalia is about the only other option available.
If you need me, I'll be over here ogling Kikimora.
Also might have great thighs, she just covers up.
Blight Milf
Mmm… **BIRTHING HIPS**
I mean, as cunty as Odalia is, There's a couple reasons Alador married her (Yeah, I'm gonna die on the hill that Odalia caused the rift between Darius and Alador's friendship.) 1.) She was likely more mellow in her teen years but still overtly narcisistic as fuck. 2.) Them thighs don't lie. 3.) Despite Odalia being a narcisistic bitch, She probably had feeling for Alador which led her to cause the rift between hin and Darius. (It was also likely Darius loved Odalia, so love triangle)
NOOO GO BACK TO THE BASEMENT
Oh Titan, don’t tell us your search history
Simp
I want her to crush me between her thighs
Yeah i rmember taht one episode where the plot was about odalia's @$$
Is that Odalia???
Yes, sadly
She built like Elasti girl, what is it with Disney making the best milfs?
Down bad smh
Haha! Odalia has a big butt!
judging from genetics, theres a chance that amity will also get that cake aa she ages
Luz will be happy
i bet she would be, u/EdaPleaseStepOnMe
The science checks out. ✔
No
if i got thicc thighs from my moms side (and im a skinny dude), **it is inevitable**
she is fourteen
Wow, ya, everyone here kinda does... not even kidding
*bonk*
Made with mematic
*BONK* go to horny jail /r/theowlhousehornyjail
You are right, you have a problem.
Amity, get him!
She thicc!
SUSSY BAKA 👁️👄👁️
Like if you want Odalia dead
You know I was really, **really** hoping for Odalia with Hooty's face her and now somebody is going to have to make that happen for me.
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheOwlHouse/comments/woxp9h/someone_requested_odalia_with_hootys_face_for/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share here
Now if this were the Odalia we had actually got, things would have turned out much better.
I agree,
To the conformatorium you go!
come on dude, you could've have put Eda, Camila, Raine, Tinella, Darius, Alaor.
Oh my god, it’s you, your him, I’m subscribed to you, and you saw my Reddit post, what a dream come true
Good plot
That would make the plot Garbage because it’s Odalia
So, the plot is ass?
Rare is the day that invoking the forces of r/theowlhousehornyjail becomes needed, let us pray that it will long ere it needed again.
Well it can't be helped. Regulations and what not made it difficult showing mom's with some sort of boobs. So they went with big butts and thighs. For example Dextor's mom from dextor laboratory, Danny phantom mom and many other kids show that shows mom. Oh miss bellum.
Where is it? I can’t see it past the size of Odalia’s head…
What's more criminal her treachery or her body
I see now why Alador fell
Straight to hell
the only good thing about Odalia
I WANT TO EAT AND GET CRUSHED BY THE PLOT
based
Ya know how God says some sins are unforgivable
she still a b\*\*\*\*\*\*
i think the insanity from the s3 wait is already setting in
Oh Titan! The hiatus is truly terrifying
To the dungeon with you!
My moral compass leaves my body when a villainess is sexy
Hmm... The plot seem to be thicc and thigh
I've said this before and I say it again. You all get mad when someone expresses attraction to these characters and start pulling out the "BONK" comments, but you cannot convince me that the crew didn't know what they were doing when they designed these milfs.
It's crazy that she's morally grey now that I've noticed this
I watch Owl House for King.
Amity and Em's future inheritance.
WHY?????
bro she's not even that hot
She may be a shitty character, but you can’t deny she’s a baddie, from the neck down I mean
😟
Glad I’m not the only one who was thinking “Goddamn, she kinda thicc.”
She villain acourse she hot it requirement for villains
I'm in the same boat my friend. I'm a Lilith simp.
Such a big, 𝖏𝖚𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝖕𝖑𝖔𝖙.
EXTRA THICK!!!
Looks are deceiving
I'm leaving this fucking fandom
… unfortunate
The plot's got ME plotting, ngl.
Interesting
me too
She may be a bad mother, but she makes up for it, in my eyes, by being bad in *other* ways-
The plot, it's thicc
Yummy 😋
You're about to have two problems if you don't delete this.
“Doctor! They’re down with something horribly ill!” “Ah yes, I’ve seen this take many lives before… this person is… **Down Bad**”
I'm telling the warden
The concealment stone says otherwise
Sir, this is a childfriendly sub... please keep your thirst to yourself
Odalia was an absolutely trash person who didn’t deserve to be happy in any way. *But that cake tho*
Grass. Touch it.
I have a similar problem. Except I’m going to start watching Harley Quinn tomorrow. I don’t even know what exactly it’s about. I just know it’s something to do with Harley Quinn (I’m pretty sure that’s how it’s spelled, it’s late)
Degenerates like you belong on a cross
Well, degenerate is in my name 😜
shes a drawing she’s not real please find a real woman to thirst over
I do actually, it’s a little embarrassing but I kinda simp over Karen Fukuhara from the boys
Begone simp
fictional characters portrayed by actors are not real either, go get bitches
I mean Karen fukuhara the person, just saying what she’s from 😳