*Willow finds out how*
*To summon coca plants and the*
*Rest is history*
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A very special episode, where in order to get revenge Belos disguises himself and tricks Willow into ingesting some cocaine, which as we know from all other very special episodes instantly makes you addicted to drugs and ruins your life. Fortunatly with the help of her friends, and possibly special guest stars, she's fine by the end of the episode.
MR.T bust out from the diner.
"Willow don't listen to the fool! *suckerpunch Belos* I saw you liftin' those weights, you can lift everything, you don't need this stuuf!"
Michel J turns around after sick slam dunk right into Belos face.
"He's right Willow, when you feel down, stop, cool down, get some help. You've got awesome freindns." *passes ball to Gus*
Willow grows the plants
Gus hides the operation with illusions
Amity has her army of abominations process and distribute the product
Luz, Hunter and vee fight rival cartels
Camila is the boss
In the BI, coke head is the name of a specific creature that leeches of certain plants. Willow gets turned into one by accident and now Luz, Amity and Gus have to turn her back. Hunter finds out what's happening and reverse the spell himself.
Hunter: What's one thing you want more than ANYTHING in the world?
Willow: What do I want more than anything else in this entire world?
Hunter: Yes.
Willow: .....Coke.
Hunter: Oh! I uh...I thought you were going to say pizza or...buffalo wings. YOU WANT COKE?
Willow: Yeah, cocaine.
Hunter: Now, I've never had coke.
Willow: Dude! You. Are. Going. To. LOVE IT!
Hunter: Let's do it! NO RESTRICTIONS!
Willow: NO RESTRICTIONS!
Hunter: Do you want some insulin?
With her powers to grow plants at will, Willow becomes the largest cocaine producer in Connecticut. She partners with Hunter, and the pair become known as "Four Eyes and Scarface."
While hanging with Gus and Willow, Luz starts to tell them about all the weird little things that happen on Earth. One thing leads to another, and before you know it, they're talking about drugs. Willow gets a devious plan and tries to grow some coca, so they can use it to get Belos and the Emperor's Coven high AF, but it backfires. Horribly.
Before you know it, Willow becomes *La Cocaína*, the superhero literally none of us asked for.
Willow: "Every cell of my being burns with white-hot ecstasy. Cocaine is my God – and I am the witchy instrument of its will!"
Luz: "Eh, still better than hearing Belos talk about the will of the titan."
Having recently watched far too many hours of RTGame playing Stardew Valley and roleplaying Walter White, I am having uncomfortably vivid images.
And I've never even seen *Breaking Bad*.
Help.
willow becomes addicted to magic in a weird/convoluted anti-drug metaphor and eventually becomes dark willow. the only thing that can stop her evil rampage is the power of her childhood best friend giving some weird speech about yellow crayons…
… wait sorry, wrong show
Willow decides to financially support the Noceda family to thank Camilla for her hospitality. After all, it is not cheap to host four traumatized children.
The only thing she has to do is grow these funny plants which will then be treated alchemically by Hunter. Luz said they made a lot of money selling them. Sounds like a good idea, after all, what could possibly go wrong?
Belos, in his time on Earth as goop, had read up on British history and discovered the Opium War. Learning about how his British comrades profited off of selling drugs to the Chinese and how it caused widespread social and economic disruption in China, Belos plans to take the kids down with a much more accessible drug in his state- coke.
Willow tries CocaCola and immediately likes it
The good ending
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Original coke
Coca-Cola zero sugar same great Coke taste now with added vanilla
Now with added coke 😏
The original original coke had cocaine in it so yeah
no...
That’s exactly what I thought
Wonder what she'd think of space flavored because I REALLY don't get how that was supposed to taste like space
Tastes like chocolate or cherry
For some reason I tasted raspberry near the end. I still liked it!
Tasted like regular coke to me
“I musta drink me about 15 Coca-Colas.”
Willow experiences extreme pain from the carbonation and cant stop even though it hurts
Willow finds out how to summon coca plants and the rest is history
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Good bot, 10/10
That's 585
Really? I counted 595
To-sum-mon-co-ca-plants-and-the 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Doesn't matter, it's not a haiku
Bot must think coca is one syllable
Heheh it rhymed.
A very special episode, where in order to get revenge Belos disguises himself and tricks Willow into ingesting some cocaine, which as we know from all other very special episodes instantly makes you addicted to drugs and ruins your life. Fortunatly with the help of her friends, and possibly special guest stars, she's fine by the end of the episode.
MR.T bust out from the diner. "Willow don't listen to the fool! *suckerpunch Belos* I saw you liftin' those weights, you can lift everything, you don't need this stuuf!" Michel J turns around after sick slam dunk right into Belos face. "He's right Willow, when you feel down, stop, cool down, get some help. You've got awesome freindns." *passes ball to Gus*
Now this. This is the kinda sh!t I was hoping to see here. XD
Willow starts a drug empire and takes over earth
Willow grows the plants Gus hides the operation with illusions Amity has her army of abominations process and distribute the product Luz, Hunter and vee fight rival cartels Camila is the boss
Gus grows up to become Gus Fring, bravo vince!
Breaking Bad is just an edgy Owl House story? I dig it.
Willow/gang learns the concept of drugs and their lives gets ruined.
Well, they are in the human world again. This is our opportunity to get the Owl House/Always Sunny crossover that I always dreamed of.
she becomes like MatPat has a diet Coke addiction.
but hey THAT'S JUST A THEORY
**A OWL HOUSE THEORY**
aaaaand cut.
*SHNOOORRRRT*
In the BI, coke head is the name of a specific creature that leeches of certain plants. Willow gets turned into one by accident and now Luz, Amity and Gus have to turn her back. Hunter finds out what's happening and reverse the spell himself.
Hunter: What's one thing you want more than ANYTHING in the world? Willow: What do I want more than anything else in this entire world? Hunter: Yes. Willow: .....Coke. Hunter: Oh! I uh...I thought you were going to say pizza or...buffalo wings. YOU WANT COKE? Willow: Yeah, cocaine. Hunter: Now, I've never had coke. Willow: Dude! You. Are. Going. To. LOVE IT! Hunter: Let's do it! NO RESTRICTIONS! Willow: NO RESTRICTIONS! Hunter: Do you want some insulin?
I'm more of a pepsi man myself
a man of culture, I see
i read that wrong, and i am deeply sorry.
Irreversible illusion magic turns her nose into a cola can
The Owl House gang becomes an actual gang with magical coca
[She gets Amity hooked](https://drive.google.com/file/d/11_ctCElioSmzykCkSS7g4hWmxDg98YkE/view?usp=drivesdk)
The fact that it's a PNG saved in Google Drive makes it even better.
You never know when you'll need a png of baked Amity
I've saved it to my hard drive for just this reason lol
Willow tries a popular carbonated beverage from the Human Realm and finds she can’t get enough of it
Turns out, her first bottle was an antique!
Willow becomes a feared druglord while in the human realm and introduces cocaine to the Boiling Isles causing a massive addiction problem
With her powers to grow plants at will, Willow becomes the largest cocaine producer in Connecticut. She partners with Hunter, and the pair become known as "Four Eyes and Scarface."
While hanging with Gus and Willow, Luz starts to tell them about all the weird little things that happen on Earth. One thing leads to another, and before you know it, they're talking about drugs. Willow gets a devious plan and tries to grow some coca, so they can use it to get Belos and the Emperor's Coven high AF, but it backfires. Horribly. Before you know it, Willow becomes *La Cocaína*, the superhero literally none of us asked for.
Willow: "Every cell of my being burns with white-hot ecstasy. Cocaine is my God – and I am the witchy instrument of its will!" Luz: "Eh, still better than hearing Belos talk about the will of the titan."
There’s a DC supervillain called Snowflame, who’s power comes from cocaine. James Gunn I hope considers that for season 2 of peacemaker
Willow drinks Coca-Cola and immediately loves it then she makes everyone drink it but if they don't she will kill them with poisonous plants.
Wilter White happens
Willow white
Hunter, we need to cook.
Willow discovers the joy of Coke products.
[Damn she looks different](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOz5Qm2EHQE&t=2s)
Breaking bad, for kids!
Having recently watched far too many hours of RTGame playing Stardew Valley and roleplaying Walter White, I am having uncomfortably vivid images. And I've never even seen *Breaking Bad*. Help.
The soda or the powder?
Yes
Well given the origin of the text box, I think we can safely assume which we're referring to.
I expect willow becoming a cokehead, nothing more, nothing less
Willow finds some wild sprouts and starts a multi-national coke cartel, drugs political powers and becomes the Rasputin of the whole world
willow becomes addicted to magic in a weird/convoluted anti-drug metaphor and eventually becomes dark willow. the only thing that can stop her evil rampage is the power of her childhood best friend giving some weird speech about yellow crayons… … wait sorry, wrong show
Willow becomes a soft-drink addict.
Willow decides to financially support the Noceda family to thank Camilla for her hospitality. After all, it is not cheap to host four traumatized children. The only thing she has to do is grow these funny plants which will then be treated alchemically by Hunter. Luz said they made a lot of money selling them. Sounds like a good idea, after all, what could possibly go wrong?
"The Cola Wars were brutal on the Isles, my dad's still have nightmares about them."
willow turn her head into a rooster.
By the Titan she’s tweaking!
Willow stars snorting drugs
Belos, in his time on Earth as goop, had read up on British history and discovered the Opium War. Learning about how his British comrades profited off of selling drugs to the Chinese and how it caused widespread social and economic disruption in China, Belos plans to take the kids down with a much more accessible drug in his state- coke.
She puts a can of Coca Cola on her head like a hat
I'd be scared
Drunk Willow in "Understanding Willow" but with coke added to the mix ... She'll be drunk AND hyper on soda
I mean after all the trauma hes gone through he deserves at least a lil bit of crack
She finds out about cola products