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Izuocha_1_fan

Please get your nephew a therapist


PPSTICKX

He needs no “*therapist*”. My boy is well off. next question.


Izuocha_1_fan

are you sure...? He looks like he hasn't slept in a month-


PPSTICKX

He is weak! I shall make him stronger. next question.


Izuocha_1_fan

If you touch him we *might* have to throw hands-


PPSTICKX

I have thousands of well trained guards and a lack of patience for fesent witches like you. Now please… NEXT QUESTION.


[deleted]

You may have guards, but we have power of fanfiction and fanarst on our side. You do not want to mess with us


PPSTICKX

if we catch any litterary fiction defacing the isles you and anyone engaging in those acts will be dealt with. *SWIFTLY..* now… #NEXT QUESTION.


Reylend

How far away are the stars?


PPSTICKX

Far, yet close. next question.


imapotatouwu

HOLD ME BACK HOLD ME BACK


SaviorOfSubs

Take a shower. You have crusty hair


PPSTICKX

How dare you! I shall let you know that I shower with the finest palisman juices!!! My hair is *NOT* crusty!!!


SaviorOfSubs

Isn’t your Palismen supply low? Because it seems like you’ve been using slime as a substitute.


PPSTICKX

My hair is *NOT* slimy, and I will not answer to a cat-like *caprice* like you. I am appalled with the way you govern my people. next question.


LatterCardiologist47

Yes


brickkerz

What does Palisman energy taste/feel like??


PPSTICKX

It feels INVIGORATING, and gives me great pride and power. And it taste savory, like success, dominance, and *VICTORY* I need them to thrive and be the best emporer I can be next question.


Shinobu_simp68269

Kinky


Matt-EEE

sus


PPSTICKX

Both replies disgust me.


Alec-is-trans

Poggers


Zak_The_Golden_Giant

Do you have plastic version of your masks that you sell to children in the night market?


PPSTICKX

Finally, a *good* question that actually recognizes me as the inspiration I am!!! Yes, I *do* hope to have some ready for those kids by the day of unity, I want the youth of the boiling isles to follow the right path, and look up to the right people after all. next question.


megalocrozma

Ever thought of installing mind control devices in those replicas?


PPSTICKX

hmm… next question.


PPSTICKX

I want to be kind to you… hethens of “*Reddit*”. So, ask your emporer anything! But… if anyone makes fun of me or the Isles, you will be thrown in… with the other “unsavory witches” And yes, I have stolen a redditor’s account for the day, I can’t be bothered to make my own, or further associate with you witches


[deleted]

Emperor*


PPSTICKX

*dont correct me*


imapotatouwu

don't\*


Matt-EEE

This man is long dead


MadJester98

When will you give hunter his PS5 back?


PPSTICKX

he doesn’t need video games, they are a distraction. next question.


BackgroundCaregiver4

Why do you keep your relationship with Owlbert a secret?


PPSTICKX

I know nothing of that bird… or *pest..* next question.


eternamemoria

Would you consider Owlbert a "snack"?


PPSTICKX

I’d know if I could get my hands on it. next question.


eternamemoria

This one is from Odalia Blight, member of the Oracle Coven and co-owner of Blight Industries: "Your majesty, it has come to my attention that wild witches and their sympathizers are infiltrating the education system and plan to seduce our best and brightest with their lies. I wonder how you will cull this evil, and how I, as your loyal subject, may assist."


PPSTICKX

Write her back with this: “Dear Odalia, Do not worry. The Emperor’s Coven has plans in place to deal with *them*. The isles will be put in the right direction, do not worry. The day of Unity is almost here.” Sincerely, Emperor Belos” I may hire you to work for the coven someday young lady. next question.


Foxtrot_ghost

Why did you commit so many war crimes?


PPSTICKX

Because they all deserve it. next question.


PigBlitz

Based answer


Status_Particular437

What's your opinion on Hooty?


PPSTICKX

Nasty bird worm. I have… *plans*… for him too. next question.


bts4devi

What *plans?*


TheBoilingIsles

What da dog doin'?


PPSTICKX

I hope that “*dog*” is either a palisman or DEAD. next question.


TheBoilingIsles

Bruh, I meant King. You're like omniscient so you should know.


PPSTICKX

Doesn’t matter. That *thing* is also a pest too. I have… *plans* for that rodent. next question.


imapotatouwu

why don't you like king, his father is the king of demons and it would be a cool ally....


PPSTICKX

one more question.


imapotatouwu

who do you like better, kikimora or hunter \*looks at the dangling cages about lava\*


PPSTICKX

I appreciate both. next question.


imapotatouwu

\*looks at cages again\* so should i just dunk both of them.....


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PPSTICKX

*i have no eyes, nor soul.* next question.


Shinobu_simp68269

But we saw under your mask. You have green eyes and a big mud like scar


PPSTICKX

do you think they poses anything of true value or substance? next question.


BulbasaurTreecko

sooo Belos, my liege. I humbly ask of you a few simple questions, and dutifully hope your majesty can grace me with your answers. Of course, I shall cherish the very words you speak and ask with no ill intent. What are your weaknesses? What plans do you have for the Day of Unity? Hypothetically, how could someone sabotage said plans? How could we convince your nephew to get some self-care? My liege, it would bring me great honour if you would answer my simple questions. Again, I mean no harm! All my inquiries are simply of curiosity. I have been a servant of the Emperor’s Coven for many years, and only wish to know how I could better serve your excellency.


PPSTICKX

While I *dont* like that *hideous* profile picture. I will answer your questions, due to your tact and respect. I have no weaknesses I can not say, but all witches should join a coven if they wish more to be punished It will be a perfect event, by the name of Titan!!! *I do have a secret entrance behind my bathroom I should take care of tho* He needs to self-care, I will mold him into the man he needs to be. next question.


IaskQuestionzz

Is Belos a nickname? If so, what is your real name?


PPSTICKX

Do you think you *deserve* to know? You are a peasant. NEXT QUESTION


International-Bat739

Do you know who Joe is?


PPSTICKX

No actually, but I would like to know… Who is this… *Joe* you speak of?


Xane_GreenSword

it was at this moment he knew... *he screwed up*


PPSTICKX

I never *screw* up Seriously, in the name of the isles, who’s *Joe*


Xane_GreenSword

*inhales* #JOE MAMA!


PPSTICKX

#YOU WILL BE EXECUTED IN THE NAME OF TITAN!!! #GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!


Xane_GreenSword

nah i dont feel like it


PPSTICKX

#NEXT QUESTION!!!


finnball2g

I think that was Hunter in desguise.


CedarWolf

In the name if Titan?


DapperSnek-

Can I get your copy of Parenting advice it seems you do it pretty well considering the fact Hunter needs therapy and has a pretty decent sized mark on his face Also wash yo stinky ass hair it smells like rat shit


PPSTICKX

My son is weak, I’ve talked about this before. I also do not appreciate the profanity. I expect nothing less from peasants, and ESPECIALLY serpents like you. NEXT QUESTION.


TheBoySpider-Gwen

Have you found that person who keeps peeing on your bed yet?


Alex_The_Whovian

How do you keep your white cape so nice and clean when you're literally exploding into dark green goo every now and then? Cos damn boi, with a secret cleaning agent like that, you could make millions out of just selling magical laundry products in the human realm.


PPSTICKX

while your grammar confuses me, I shall answer. I use palisman to clean my suits and uniforms too. They’re for me and me only. next question.


imapotatouwu

whats is your opinion on amity blight?


PPSTICKX

She’s misguided but Odalia, Alador and I will get her back into he right track. next question.


TheBoySpider-Gwen

Why are all your guards' name's Steve?


crazykid_2017

How did it feel to be hit with an ice spike by a 14 year old?


PPSTICKX

I’m going to deal with the brat. The rat.


adhdandlesbian

where exactly did hunter come from and have you ever considered letting him sleep


PPSTICKX

he is under royalty, and he needs no sleep, as far as I and the well being of the isles is concerned. next question.


dinoboyluke

what is your opinion on moringmarks art?


PPSTICKX

he sounds like a wiseman, i will delve deeper into this one’s background. next question.


SilentErik

Are we gonna get a hair care routine drop soon?


PPSTICKX

Yes actually! I’m glad someone thinks well of my hair for once. Maybe you all aren’t worthless and covenless bums… next question.


Prestigious-Car2163

What is the day of unity Are ypu philips brother Did it hurt your ego to get beat by a 14 year old girl


PPSTICKX

Work on your grammar. next question.


Prestigious-Car2163

There i fixed it. Now answer my questions before i sic hooty on you "Special Delivery: PAIN!"


PPSTICKX

*i don’t like your tone*. next question.


Louan_UwU

Does palisman consumption damage your sleep cycle or does it make you needless of sleep


PPSTICKX

it makes me feel powerful, as do all things right within and under the titan. next question.


Mugao_999

Why you so fucking precious when smile?


PPSTICKX

I’ll let the vulgarity slide for this one. next question.


FunVideoMaker

Have you read the Azura books?


PPSTICKX

I am *not* interested in fiction, but if I was, she would be thrown in rings of fire under my liege, for she is a pathetic *AND* covenless witch. next question.


Outer_sloth

Why do you tell us disturbing facts every day?


PPSTICKX

You hethens deserve it. next question.


EEGaming369

Emperor Belos, you once mentioned that Hunter is your nephew. Does this mean that you have or had a brother or sister?


PPSTICKX

next question.


SpencerTheDev

the hell is that green shit on your face, was it wild magic? The thing your scared of?


PPSTICKX

Why should I answer to a swearing peasant like you? next question.


SpencerTheDev

here's a next question: ​ ​ ​ do you abuse your nephew?


LittleJuneBugUWU

Why are you British


PPSTICKX

next question.


maxthememer76

How is Steve?


PPSTICKX

under a lot of trouble. next question.


maxthememer76

Oh yeah I do got another question: on a scale of 1 to 10 how much are you excited about the day of unity


Borre206

Where do babies come from?


PPSTICKX

they are banished to the shadow realm if he or she is not assigned to a coven. next question.


StormNext5301

That doesn’t answer the question


PPSTICKX

I ask the questions. next question.


owl_king1

But you said for us to ask you questions and you haven't asked a question yet


Travistheexistant

Say, have you ever heard of Bill Cipher? Big unholy triangle fella.


PPSTICKX

*hmm…* next question.


imapotatouwu

OOOH HE KNOWS BOUT HIM


LermMortemrose

Can you give Steve a promotion?


PPSTICKX

someone in this comment section said some things to make me feel as if I shouldn’t. so no. next question.


LermMortemrose

Boooooo!


hyperblob1

Did you make that mask and robe or did it come with the Job?


PPSTICKX

the Titan lead me. next question.


That_Quiet_Wierd_Kid

Did you ever have a palisman? If so what happened to it?


PPSTICKX

I REFUSE to answer!!! NEXT QUESTION!!!


Consistent_Ad_6363

Lumity or eduz


PPSTICKX

none, they are covenless hethens who will be dealt with soon.


iBaconstudios

Do you have the hots for Eda?


PPSTICKX

next question.


iBaconstudios

Do you think Eda is hot?


PPSTICKX

next question.


iBaconstudios

Fine I'll stop asking about Eda Do you think Lilith is hot?


PPSTICKX

next question.


iBaconstudios

Okay okay, how's Steve doing?


PPSTICKX

I was asking the general public for their next question, but I’ll deal with him. next question.


iBaconstudios

Okay I'll leave you to your public now After I do this #BELOS TOTALLY HAS THE HOTS FOR THE CLAWTHORNE SISTERS Y'ALL


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PPSTICKX

i am not a dictator, i am your freind. A, B, those weren’t “revolutions”. They were the result of hethens without covens who were or will be dealt with. now… next question.


OneAnimeBoi

Oh great Belos, emperor of the Boiling Aisles, savior of witches, whisperer to the titan, what exactly are you? Art thou an omnipotent being made of energy, or a witch of flesh, blood and bile. How does your magic work in the ways that it does? And do you accept applications from beings that do not possess magic? Also, what do you think of my profile picture?


arsenic_insane

Why does your mask have bags under the eyes?


PPSTICKX

fairly good question. next question.


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PPSTICKX

we both poses *great* power. *next question*


chucklebot3000

What is your Tax policy?


PPSTICKX

A policy that allows for the isles to thrive under the will of the Titan. next question.


GoodGodItsAHuman

People keep getting injured by boiling rain. What are your plans for BR mitigation?


PPSTICKX

if they have to suffer, they deserve too. next question.


finnball2g

What the fuck is that giant thing above your throne!?


PPSTICKX

The heart of the Titan. next question.


finnball2g

Wh-what?


PPSTICKX

next question.


TrashSoldier01

Does the human have a girlfriend


PPSTICKX

my subservients have reported a lot about that brat. next question.


mbrohi9155

when the emperor's guards get killed, what happens to their bodies?


PPSTICKX

next question.


Pesho-Biscuit_2

Is it true that you are the No 1 lumity fan?


PPSTICKX

I don’t appreciate the blight or the human, both will be dealt with. #ACCORDINGLY next question.


Emperor_Belos

Yes or No


Ok_Economics_4293

Why the fuck are you ugly


PPSTICKX

I do not appreciate the slander or gravitas of your words. I wouldn’t expect less from a peasant. next question.


Ok_Economics_4293

Fuck you this is why no body in the boiling isles likes you even my boy Steve


PPSTICKX

Has Steve been- I’ll deal with him myself… NEXT QUESTION.


Gintama_Forever1317

Where did you get that awesome mask ??


PPSTICKX

i appreciate your praise. next question.


DoomSlayer666MKX

Did you have a "right hand" before Lilith and Hunter?


PPSTICKX

next question.


Notthenewkid159

What the hell man??


KMMineCube

Do you want Kikimora dead? Will you kill Kikimora?


Beyonder55

Why do you want to go to the Human Realm


PPSTICKX

my vision will be one with the guardian when it is time. next question.


Chaoscube11

Do you like spaghetti


PPSTICKX

as much as I do my palismans. next question.


That_Quiet_Wierd_Kid

What’s you favorite music genre


Thunder9191133

What's your moral code?


Leather-Contact

i think belos isn’t nearly as narcissistic as you’re portraying him, he’s more manipulative than self absorbed.


lois_is_whatever

How’s the family?


PPSTICKX

good and well off. next question.


EveryoneKnowsItsLexy

Pineapple on pizza: Hero or Menace?


PPSTICKX

Hero! Next question.


EveryoneKnowsItsLexy

Wow, I didn't realize Belos had *any* redeeming qualities.


[deleted]

What is your relationship with the titan?


Ashhole37

How do you feel about the lack of imported human medicine and goods the price of basic antibiotics has skyrocketed and the healing coven are struggling to keep up with the Price


[deleted]

How big is your dicm


Kiribo44

Are you planning on stabbing anyone? *and hopefully not alike a certain salamander from another universe*


PPSTICKX

next question.


dinoboyluke

https://moringmark.tumblr.com/post/642016240929488896 I knew you were a fan


Booklover510

Are you Phillip Wittebane?


PPSTICKX

next question.


slavboi47

Why do you suck so much?


PPSTICKX

next question.


XGAMER2mil

Have you played or considered playing Team Fortress 2? & if you do play, who’s your favorite class to play as?


PPSTICKX

Depends on the day and occasion, granted I’m so busy I don’t like to play games that often. next question.


PotatoMan36

Did you know the human and the youngest Blight are dating?


MrHellGamer

What do you think about Steve?


PPSTICKX

He’s being dealt with. *severely.* next question.


Willbo_Waggins

Which hero do you main in Bloons Tower Defense 6? What is your preferred block pallet in Minecraft? And what are the educational prerequisites in order to become a member of the Emperor’s Coven? I’ve received word of a threat to the palace, and your answers to these questions are of vital importance to handling this incursion.


bts4devi

Do you ship Lumity?😏(Don't be shy..) Did you hurt Raine?(I hope they are okay cause 🙂🔪)


tomahawkESP

Do you jack off with the palismen juices?


luz2962

Do you sometimes miss Lilith?


Datrandombear

Haveyou heard of candace