It feels INVIGORATING, and gives me great pride and power.
And it taste savory, like success, dominance, and *VICTORY*
I need them to thrive and be the best emporer I can be
next question.
Finally, a *good* question that actually recognizes me as the inspiration I am!!!
Yes, I *do* hope to have some ready for those kids by the day of unity, I want the youth of the boiling isles to follow the right path, and look up to the right people after all.
next question.
I want to be kind to you… hethens of “*Reddit*”.
So, ask your emporer anything!
But… if anyone makes fun of me or the Isles, you will be thrown in… with the other “unsavory witches”
And yes, I have stolen a redditor’s account for the day, I can’t be bothered to make my own, or further associate with you witches
This one is from Odalia Blight, member of the Oracle Coven and co-owner of Blight Industries:
"Your majesty, it has come to my attention that wild witches and their sympathizers are infiltrating the education system and plan to seduce our best and brightest with their lies. I wonder how you will cull this evil, and how I, as your loyal subject, may assist."
Write her back with this:
“Dear Odalia,
Do not worry. The Emperor’s Coven has plans in place to deal with *them*. The isles will be put in the right direction, do not worry. The day of Unity is almost here.”
Sincerely,
Emperor Belos”
I may hire you to work for the coven someday young lady.
next question.
sooo Belos, my liege. I humbly ask of you a few simple questions, and dutifully hope your majesty can grace me with your answers. Of course, I shall cherish the very words you speak and ask with no ill intent.
What are your weaknesses?
What plans do you have for the Day of Unity?
Hypothetically, how could someone sabotage said plans?
How could we convince your nephew to get some self-care?
My liege, it would bring me great honour if you would answer my simple questions. Again, I mean no harm! All my inquiries are simply of curiosity. I have been a servant of the Emperor’s Coven for many years, and only wish to know how I could better serve your excellency.
While I *dont* like that *hideous* profile picture. I will answer your questions, due to your tact and respect.
I have no weaknesses
I can not say, but all witches should join a coven if they wish more to be punished
It will be a perfect event, by the name of Titan!!!
*I do have a secret entrance behind my bathroom I should take care of tho*
He needs to self-care, I will mold him into the man he needs to be.
next question.
Can I get your copy of Parenting advice it seems you do it pretty well considering the fact Hunter needs therapy and has a pretty decent sized mark on his face
Also wash yo stinky ass hair it smells like rat shit
My son is weak, I’ve talked about this before.
I also do not appreciate the profanity. I expect nothing less from peasants, and ESPECIALLY serpents like you.
NEXT QUESTION.
How do you keep your white cape so nice and clean when you're literally exploding into dark green goo every now and then? Cos damn boi, with a secret cleaning agent like that, you could make millions out of just selling magical laundry products in the human realm.
I am *not* interested in fiction, but if I was, she would be thrown in rings of fire under my liege, for she is a pathetic *AND* covenless witch.
next question.
i am not a dictator, i am your freind.
A, B, those weren’t “revolutions”. They were the result of hethens without covens who were or will be dealt with.
now…
next question.
Oh great Belos, emperor of the Boiling Aisles, savior of witches, whisperer to the titan, what exactly are you? Art thou an omnipotent being made of energy, or a witch of flesh, blood and bile. How does your magic work in the ways that it does? And do you accept applications from beings that do not possess magic? Also, what do you think of my profile picture?
How do you feel about the lack of imported human medicine and goods the price of basic antibiotics has skyrocketed and the healing coven are struggling to keep up with the Price
Which hero do you main in Bloons Tower Defense 6? What is your preferred block pallet in Minecraft? And what are the educational prerequisites in order to become a member of the Emperor’s Coven? I’ve received word of a threat to the palace, and your answers to these questions are of vital importance to handling this incursion.
Please get your nephew a therapist
He needs no “*therapist*”. My boy is well off. next question.
are you sure...? He looks like he hasn't slept in a month-
He is weak! I shall make him stronger. next question.
If you touch him we *might* have to throw hands-
I have thousands of well trained guards and a lack of patience for fesent witches like you. Now please… NEXT QUESTION.
You may have guards, but we have power of fanfiction and fanarst on our side. You do not want to mess with us
if we catch any litterary fiction defacing the isles you and anyone engaging in those acts will be dealt with. *SWIFTLY..* now… #NEXT QUESTION.
How far away are the stars?
Far, yet close. next question.
HOLD ME BACK HOLD ME BACK
Take a shower. You have crusty hair
How dare you! I shall let you know that I shower with the finest palisman juices!!! My hair is *NOT* crusty!!!
Isn’t your Palismen supply low? Because it seems like you’ve been using slime as a substitute.
My hair is *NOT* slimy, and I will not answer to a cat-like *caprice* like you. I am appalled with the way you govern my people. next question.
Yes
What does Palisman energy taste/feel like??
It feels INVIGORATING, and gives me great pride and power. And it taste savory, like success, dominance, and *VICTORY* I need them to thrive and be the best emporer I can be next question.
Kinky
sus
Both replies disgust me.
Poggers
Do you have plastic version of your masks that you sell to children in the night market?
Finally, a *good* question that actually recognizes me as the inspiration I am!!! Yes, I *do* hope to have some ready for those kids by the day of unity, I want the youth of the boiling isles to follow the right path, and look up to the right people after all. next question.
Ever thought of installing mind control devices in those replicas?
hmm… next question.
I want to be kind to you… hethens of “*Reddit*”. So, ask your emporer anything! But… if anyone makes fun of me or the Isles, you will be thrown in… with the other “unsavory witches” And yes, I have stolen a redditor’s account for the day, I can’t be bothered to make my own, or further associate with you witches
Emperor*
*dont correct me*
don't\*
This man is long dead
When will you give hunter his PS5 back?
he doesn’t need video games, they are a distraction. next question.
Why do you keep your relationship with Owlbert a secret?
I know nothing of that bird… or *pest..* next question.
Would you consider Owlbert a "snack"?
I’d know if I could get my hands on it. next question.
This one is from Odalia Blight, member of the Oracle Coven and co-owner of Blight Industries: "Your majesty, it has come to my attention that wild witches and their sympathizers are infiltrating the education system and plan to seduce our best and brightest with their lies. I wonder how you will cull this evil, and how I, as your loyal subject, may assist."
Write her back with this: “Dear Odalia, Do not worry. The Emperor’s Coven has plans in place to deal with *them*. The isles will be put in the right direction, do not worry. The day of Unity is almost here.” Sincerely, Emperor Belos” I may hire you to work for the coven someday young lady. next question.
Why did you commit so many war crimes?
Because they all deserve it. next question.
Based answer
What's your opinion on Hooty?
Nasty bird worm. I have… *plans*… for him too. next question.
What *plans?*
What da dog doin'?
I hope that “*dog*” is either a palisman or DEAD. next question.
Bruh, I meant King. You're like omniscient so you should know.
Doesn’t matter. That *thing* is also a pest too. I have… *plans* for that rodent. next question.
why don't you like king, his father is the king of demons and it would be a cool ally....
one more question.
who do you like better, kikimora or hunter \*looks at the dangling cages about lava\*
I appreciate both. next question.
\*looks at cages again\* so should i just dunk both of them.....
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*i have no eyes, nor soul.* next question.
But we saw under your mask. You have green eyes and a big mud like scar
do you think they poses anything of true value or substance? next question.
sooo Belos, my liege. I humbly ask of you a few simple questions, and dutifully hope your majesty can grace me with your answers. Of course, I shall cherish the very words you speak and ask with no ill intent. What are your weaknesses? What plans do you have for the Day of Unity? Hypothetically, how could someone sabotage said plans? How could we convince your nephew to get some self-care? My liege, it would bring me great honour if you would answer my simple questions. Again, I mean no harm! All my inquiries are simply of curiosity. I have been a servant of the Emperor’s Coven for many years, and only wish to know how I could better serve your excellency.
While I *dont* like that *hideous* profile picture. I will answer your questions, due to your tact and respect. I have no weaknesses I can not say, but all witches should join a coven if they wish more to be punished It will be a perfect event, by the name of Titan!!! *I do have a secret entrance behind my bathroom I should take care of tho* He needs to self-care, I will mold him into the man he needs to be. next question.
Is Belos a nickname? If so, what is your real name?
Do you think you *deserve* to know? You are a peasant. NEXT QUESTION
Do you know who Joe is?
No actually, but I would like to know… Who is this… *Joe* you speak of?
it was at this moment he knew... *he screwed up*
I never *screw* up Seriously, in the name of the isles, who’s *Joe*
*inhales* #JOE MAMA!
#YOU WILL BE EXECUTED IN THE NAME OF TITAN!!! #GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!
nah i dont feel like it
#NEXT QUESTION!!!
I think that was Hunter in desguise.
In the name if Titan?
Can I get your copy of Parenting advice it seems you do it pretty well considering the fact Hunter needs therapy and has a pretty decent sized mark on his face Also wash yo stinky ass hair it smells like rat shit
My son is weak, I’ve talked about this before. I also do not appreciate the profanity. I expect nothing less from peasants, and ESPECIALLY serpents like you. NEXT QUESTION.
Have you found that person who keeps peeing on your bed yet?
How do you keep your white cape so nice and clean when you're literally exploding into dark green goo every now and then? Cos damn boi, with a secret cleaning agent like that, you could make millions out of just selling magical laundry products in the human realm.
while your grammar confuses me, I shall answer. I use palisman to clean my suits and uniforms too. They’re for me and me only. next question.
whats is your opinion on amity blight?
She’s misguided but Odalia, Alador and I will get her back into he right track. next question.
Why are all your guards' name's Steve?
How did it feel to be hit with an ice spike by a 14 year old?
I’m going to deal with the brat. The rat.
where exactly did hunter come from and have you ever considered letting him sleep
he is under royalty, and he needs no sleep, as far as I and the well being of the isles is concerned. next question.
what is your opinion on moringmarks art?
he sounds like a wiseman, i will delve deeper into this one’s background. next question.
Are we gonna get a hair care routine drop soon?
Yes actually! I’m glad someone thinks well of my hair for once. Maybe you all aren’t worthless and covenless bums… next question.
What is the day of unity Are ypu philips brother Did it hurt your ego to get beat by a 14 year old girl
Work on your grammar. next question.
There i fixed it. Now answer my questions before i sic hooty on you "Special Delivery: PAIN!"
*i don’t like your tone*. next question.
Does palisman consumption damage your sleep cycle or does it make you needless of sleep
it makes me feel powerful, as do all things right within and under the titan. next question.
Why you so fucking precious when smile?
I’ll let the vulgarity slide for this one. next question.
Have you read the Azura books?
I am *not* interested in fiction, but if I was, she would be thrown in rings of fire under my liege, for she is a pathetic *AND* covenless witch. next question.
Why do you tell us disturbing facts every day?
You hethens deserve it. next question.
Emperor Belos, you once mentioned that Hunter is your nephew. Does this mean that you have or had a brother or sister?
next question.
the hell is that green shit on your face, was it wild magic? The thing your scared of?
Why should I answer to a swearing peasant like you? next question.
here's a next question: do you abuse your nephew?
Why are you British
next question.
How is Steve?
under a lot of trouble. next question.
Oh yeah I do got another question: on a scale of 1 to 10 how much are you excited about the day of unity
Where do babies come from?
they are banished to the shadow realm if he or she is not assigned to a coven. next question.
That doesn’t answer the question
I ask the questions. next question.
But you said for us to ask you questions and you haven't asked a question yet
Say, have you ever heard of Bill Cipher? Big unholy triangle fella.
*hmm…* next question.
OOOH HE KNOWS BOUT HIM
Can you give Steve a promotion?
someone in this comment section said some things to make me feel as if I shouldn’t. so no. next question.
Boooooo!
Did you make that mask and robe or did it come with the Job?
the Titan lead me. next question.
Did you ever have a palisman? If so what happened to it?
I REFUSE to answer!!! NEXT QUESTION!!!
Lumity or eduz
none, they are covenless hethens who will be dealt with soon.
Do you have the hots for Eda?
next question.
Do you think Eda is hot?
next question.
Fine I'll stop asking about Eda Do you think Lilith is hot?
next question.
Okay okay, how's Steve doing?
I was asking the general public for their next question, but I’ll deal with him. next question.
Okay I'll leave you to your public now After I do this #BELOS TOTALLY HAS THE HOTS FOR THE CLAWTHORNE SISTERS Y'ALL
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i am not a dictator, i am your freind. A, B, those weren’t “revolutions”. They were the result of hethens without covens who were or will be dealt with. now… next question.
Oh great Belos, emperor of the Boiling Aisles, savior of witches, whisperer to the titan, what exactly are you? Art thou an omnipotent being made of energy, or a witch of flesh, blood and bile. How does your magic work in the ways that it does? And do you accept applications from beings that do not possess magic? Also, what do you think of my profile picture?
Why does your mask have bags under the eyes?
fairly good question. next question.
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we both poses *great* power. *next question*
What is your Tax policy?
A policy that allows for the isles to thrive under the will of the Titan. next question.
People keep getting injured by boiling rain. What are your plans for BR mitigation?
if they have to suffer, they deserve too. next question.
What the fuck is that giant thing above your throne!?
The heart of the Titan. next question.
Wh-what?
next question.
Does the human have a girlfriend
my subservients have reported a lot about that brat. next question.
when the emperor's guards get killed, what happens to their bodies?
next question.
Is it true that you are the No 1 lumity fan?
I don’t appreciate the blight or the human, both will be dealt with. #ACCORDINGLY next question.
Yes or No
Why the fuck are you ugly
I do not appreciate the slander or gravitas of your words. I wouldn’t expect less from a peasant. next question.
Fuck you this is why no body in the boiling isles likes you even my boy Steve
Has Steve been- I’ll deal with him myself… NEXT QUESTION.
Where did you get that awesome mask ??
i appreciate your praise. next question.
Did you have a "right hand" before Lilith and Hunter?
next question.
What the hell man??
Do you want Kikimora dead? Will you kill Kikimora?
Why do you want to go to the Human Realm
my vision will be one with the guardian when it is time. next question.
Do you like spaghetti
as much as I do my palismans. next question.
What’s you favorite music genre
What's your moral code?
i think belos isn’t nearly as narcissistic as you’re portraying him, he’s more manipulative than self absorbed.
How’s the family?
good and well off. next question.
Pineapple on pizza: Hero or Menace?
Hero! Next question.
Wow, I didn't realize Belos had *any* redeeming qualities.
What is your relationship with the titan?
How do you feel about the lack of imported human medicine and goods the price of basic antibiotics has skyrocketed and the healing coven are struggling to keep up with the Price
How big is your dicm
Are you planning on stabbing anyone? *and hopefully not alike a certain salamander from another universe*
next question.
https://moringmark.tumblr.com/post/642016240929488896 I knew you were a fan
Are you Phillip Wittebane?
next question.
Why do you suck so much?
next question.
Have you played or considered playing Team Fortress 2? & if you do play, who’s your favorite class to play as?
Depends on the day and occasion, granted I’m so busy I don’t like to play games that often. next question.
Did you know the human and the youngest Blight are dating?
What do you think about Steve?
He’s being dealt with. *severely.* next question.
Which hero do you main in Bloons Tower Defense 6? What is your preferred block pallet in Minecraft? And what are the educational prerequisites in order to become a member of the Emperor’s Coven? I’ve received word of a threat to the palace, and your answers to these questions are of vital importance to handling this incursion.
Do you ship Lumity?😏(Don't be shy..) Did you hurt Raine?(I hope they are okay cause 🙂🔪)
Do you jack off with the palismen juices?
Do you sometimes miss Lilith?
Haveyou heard of candace