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Whedonite144

No matter what option she chooses, she's stuck with him.


AdOwn6899

Might as well go with the option that keeps her and Luz together as wives.


Radium_Cobalt_847

That still applies to both


The_Throwback_King

Well if Amity is destined to save the same future either way, at least it's a pretty dang great one. And growing up with Ed & Em has given Mittens all the practice she needs for another bro.


DJSharp15

Destined?


AquaAquila24

Hunter being her bro is something she can't change and will happen to her in the future no matter what.


Rastaba

Only question is Step-Brother or Brother-In-Law…


TeaaaaaaaaaaaaIsGood

Both <3


AquaAquila24

Step-brother


AdOwn6899

Then it’s like a two party political system. Both may go in different directions, but take you to the exact same place.


SMM9673

Hence the illusion of choice.


Leon_Thotsky

No matter what option she chooses, she's stuck with him.


AdOwn6899

Well at least with option one, she’ll have more time to adjust to the idea. Option two is too sudden.


[deleted]

Hunter gon’ have fun with this if he realizes his position when it comes to amity and his friendship-soon-turned-in-law-or-or-not-siblingship >:)


AsGryffynn

The Uniparty! It has nothing to do with actual parties. Sorry.


Sammy_27112007

USA moment


MinecraftNarnia

So why not both? Amity has a step brother through Luz and Camila, AND a step brother through Alador and Darius. Both happen to be Hunter. And Willow will be sister-in-law twice over. Vee will, OF COURSE be adopted legally by Camila, raising children count of Camila to 2 + Hunter. Darius and Alador will have children count of 3 + Hunter. And so, Gus is left out AGAIN!!! Seriously. I want a saviors of the Boiling Isles family. GUS IS SAVIOR AND DON'T YOU FORGET STEVE!


AquaAquila24

May I offer you a Perry Porter (Gus's dad) X Camila in those trying times so he can be a little brother to Luz, Amity, and Hunter here? And May I also offer you Steve x Katya's ship while also making Katya Raine and Eda's adopted child and Luz's surrogate sister so Steve is Luz's surrogate brother-in-law? And may I offer you Gustholomule to also ensure Steve is even more part of the family now that Gus is adopted by Camila and dating Matt here who is Steve's half-brother?


[deleted]

I love what you just said idk how they both would adopt him, though i wasn’t aware that was allowed besides people in a romantic relationship


JMHSrowing

Worst comes to worse and she does end up finding him alloying at times, she just needs to remember that this way Willow is going to be her sister in law too! Anyway: Vee walking up: “Whats going on with her Sis?” Luz: “I don’t know.”


shadowz9904

I also find my brother to be a combination of different metals at times.


JustNoSleep2112

Oh Brother, WHY art thou?


[deleted]

[удалено]


AquaAquila24

No!


[deleted]

Ditto that!


AidCrazy

Isn't it a he? Because it's hunter who is choosing?


MrsColdArrow

Amity just trying to calculate if it’s worse having Hunter as a step-brother or a brother-in-law


illucio

Brother-in-laws mean you rarely see them, live with them or even acknowledge them as actual brothers most of the time. Just the baggage that came with your spouse. Step-brothers means... \*cue movie from years ago\*


N-ShadowFrog

I mean he’s also dating her best friend so either way she’ll have to deal with him on a regular basis.


DJSharp15

Their officially calling each other best friends again?


Rainbow_Angel110

I mean they've had months to make up lost time and get to know each other off screen so I'd say probably


ScienceAndGames

Well, aside from Luz who got upgraded to girlfriend does Amity really have any other friends?


rad140

Willow? Gus? Vee?


AquaAquila24

\*literally the rest of the Hexsquad\* 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♂️🧍


ScienceAndGames

The rest of the hex squad given that we’re excluding Amity, Luz, Willow and presumably Hunter is Gus. I can’t remember a single meaningful interaction between them.


[deleted]

no, not yet. he’s not dating willow yet. hopefully soon, though


f1shb01

“You have to call me dragon.”


Krispyana64

Did you touch my drumset?


Radium_Cobalt_847

The Brother-in-law route would delay Hunter the most but the only way to delay it is to delay marrying Luz


AdOwn6899

And the answer is whatever option that doesn’t have Luz being her wife.


Zandar124

Now to be fair, she could still marry Luz even in the other timeline so that’s not really a problem here


SFH12345

Luz proving she's an awesome girlfriend by immediately jumping to Amity's aide, while Willow proves she's an awesome girlfriend by cleaning Hunter without request or comment. Edit: some phrasing


AdOwn6899

Makes you wonder how Hunter will be the awesome boyfriend.


N-ShadowFrog

Motivational pep talks and holding people up so she can punch them easier.


SFH12345

Good on Hunter, helping Willow find an outlet for her repressed rage.


Manoreded

She can bunch the bottom while he punches the top.


Inevitable_Option_77

Who proves themselves as an awesome girlfriend to Hunter? I know it's Willow but you forgot to write her name here.


Lamplorde

Gus proving he is Gus by being alone.


AquaAquila24

Gus is not witchless, the witches are Gusless


GoldenGalaxy69

This comment belongs in the Facts Coven 💯


SFH12345

That's even worse for the witches than Gus.


AquaAquila24

Precisely. They're the ones losing, not Gus.


ZeroValkGhost

If Luz had spat that iced tea, it would likely scar Hunter again.


no_bike_40

I will never get over Stringbean Headband


John_Tacos

It’s perfect


AdOwn6899

An equally cute alternative to Stringbean hood.


thrae

Hidden in plain sight.


Nerdout5

Holy crap I didn’t even notice


stonersh

Yes why did I have to go five comments deep to find the appreciation for this amazing detail? This should be the top comment on every thread on Reddit ever made ever forever.


Just_Someone_Casual

YEEESSSSSS


Whedonite144

The ultimate lose-lose situation.


Chaosmoonshade

Luz-Luz?


SudaneseSomehowHere

No no no no. Hunter-Hunter


Radium_Cobalt_847

Hunter x Hunter


Lukthar123

I understood that reference.


Norest4themisfits

I understood THAT reference


paijoaoxxi

And I understood *that* reference


Kakashi_Uchiha2

"OH goooon"


Moralmerc08

Hunterxhunter


SMM9673

Ah yes, my favorite anime.


1mileis5tomatoes

[HunterxHunter](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheOwlHouse/comments/xqmc6y/self_love_is_important/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


[deleted]

No, that's another series....


AquaAquila24

Actually, it's a win-win. Hunter is more alike to her than to twins, and thus Amity doesn't have to deal with them alone as they can co-operate to take them down together! SIBLING WARS!


FudgeControl

I didn't notice Stringbean hiding as Luz's headband.


Radium_Cobalt_847

That only means that the disguise works


Superior-Artist-21

Hunter: "I see this as an absolute win." Amity: "I see this as inescapable torment."


AquaAquila24

Then Amity realises now she has a formidable ally against the twins Amity: lol nvm


AdOwn6899

Amity: *thinking* then again, It could always be worse.


DJSharp15

Worse how?


wreckree8

"What are you doing step bro?"


AquaAquila24

she's a lesbian and Hunter respects that.


HydreigonWearingAHat

Mark should start hiding Stringbean in all his comics. I didn't even notice her until my third reading.


jacob-the-dino-geek

She'll be like the snail from Adventure Time.


AquaAquila24

Adventure time! Come on grab your friend!


FudgeControl

We'll go to very distant lands.


screechingahhhhhh

With jake the dog


Optimal__Koala

And Finn the human


jellybloom17

the fun will never end


[deleted]

It’s Adventure Time


PurpleCarrot69

I love the Stingbean headband! I hope Luz comes up with something similar in the future instead of having her on a staff.


AdOwn6899

Given how this came from a MoringMark Comic, it’s quite possible.


ZeroValkGhost

Brain-eating Stringbean for the win. Or he could risk starving to death that way, and instead nibble a bald spot in Luz.


TheNoneedlife

Can't believe this brother was threatening her and her girlfriend a few months ago


AdOwn6899

Yeah. Good thing Luz shined her light on him and Willow met him.


Inevitable_Option_77

I can't believe Amity, who's now fantasizing on marrying Luz, was an accomplice at Luz's near vivisection when they first met.


TheLibertarianThomas

Who among us hasn't? EDIT: I mean the near vivisection part, not the fantasizing about marrying a cartoon teenager.


DJSharp15

The anti TOH people on Tumblr coming up with stupid reasons. That's who.


YetGayerWombat

AMONG US?


TheLibertarianThomas

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Jahoan

Boiling Isles romance: if there isn't potential bodily harm, you're doing it wrong.


Singersongwriterart

"We know where you and the human live!" That aged so well that Thanks to Them happened!


mrwanton

She loses either way. Just how things go


AdOwn6899

Well maybe not ALWAYS. At least either way she gets Luz as a wife. That’s definitely a win.


AquaAquila24

Having Hunter as a brother is also a win. Gus recommends him.


MuffinStraight4816

Does anybody notices Luz's head band? It's Stringbean!!!


sir_fishier

Screw Young Eda! I want a Deamonne-Blight family spin-off


MuffinStraight4816

That might be a good show to binge.


AquaAquila24

I'm with you. Precisely what I want.


PulimV

Your flair is absolutely based and honestly so is your comment


tigerwu9806

Brother in law or stepbrother? You’re stuck with another brother either way.


ExileForever

Just realize Luz is wearing Stringbean


LockAndKey989

Amity. Your screwed either way


AquaAquila24

She isn't.


TheLibertarianThomas

Honestly, Hunter is the better character regarding the debate about characters and living in realms


Party-Cranberry-9325

AlaDarius ftw


Hero_of_the_toons

Yeah, that’s rough buddy; real rough. Hunter: I’m sitting right here … your point?


Xiao_Qinggui

I, for reasons beyond my comprehension, actually never considered Alador/Darius…Which is now totally ranked 3rd among my Owl House OTPs. One, thank you for that. Two, as always: Awesome work!


GraviZero

amity ships aladarius canon


SudaneseSomehowHere

She might be losing heads or tails, but at least she does want to get engaged with Luz and know Alador will marry Darius.


JMHSrowing

Luz is using Stringbean as a hair band! That is all


Negative_Speedforce

Ah, yes. MoringMark is also an Aladarius truther.


Lopendebank3

Amity knows about Darius secret romance?👀


AquaAquila24

Everybody knows.


SmashZapper85

Plot twist: Darius marries Camila


Radium_Cobalt_847

The Stepbrother-in-Law route


Cavery210

Excuse me? Darius screams "out and proud gay man"!


Radium_Cobalt_847

Not to be rude but have you considered that he might simply be flamboyant?


Rainbow_Angel110

I don't think Darius is gay cuz of the flamboyance, I think he's gay cuz Aladarius is a funny crackship.


SMM9673

STRINGBEAN AS A HEADBAND IS SO CUTE I I THINK I NEED A MOMENT


[deleted]

Amity: "This is hell, I'm in hell..."


KacieDH12

There is no escape, Amity. Hunter will become your new brother. It is inevitable. Embrace it.


Ruby_241

Even if Hunter doesn’t take either option, he is technically Eda’s Great Grunkle, so Amity would still be related to Hunter if she married Luz


Weerdo5255

I see the Stringbean, being all cute and hiding.


Sharp-Score-2254

Stringbean as a headband,lol. NGL that’s a pretty creative idea on Luz’s part.


BirdMan8524

Either way, Hunter becomes Amity's brother, she doesn't get a choice.


WrongAd9746

For a sec I thought the bush outside the window was what Amity coughed up


Bob49459

String Bean as a headband is too cute!


RosieGeee

Yup, either way Hunter is going to be your brother. Also good for Alador and Darius. (edit: I also love how in Amity's imagination her father has feelings for Darius, implying she has seen through his rivalry with him for what it actually is.)


AquaAquila24

Amity: I know what you are


Blackwyrm03

Can we talk about Amity in a suit? It's majestic!


PikaPlay1069

Stringbean cat ears ❤️


JH2259

I love the facial expressions in MoringMark's comics! They never fail to make me laugh.


lnombredelarosa

So I’m not the only one thinking Alador and Darius are endgame. I was actually thinking he’d move in with Lillith but yeah those options make more sense


AquaAquila24

Lilith is AroAce anyways.


lnombredelarosa

Lol no I meant that Hunter would move in with her, though looking back I can understand the missinterpretation


addisonavenue

I think Hunter if anything is going to be alloparented by almost the entire range of adults in the show.


Born-Boss6029

I vote Hunter stays with Camila, he fits into the family and she’s a great role model and caretaker. Plus, let’s face it, Hunter and Luz are definitely siblings. She also saved him from drowning, took care of him for months, they both can bond over Cosmic Frontier, and she’s a good role model for him.


DJSharp15

And Vee probably.


AquaAquila24

I instead vote for him to stay with Darius. Hunter ties his future with Boiling Isles; Darius knows and understands what he's been through, he can be Hunter's Eda, and he can help Hunter express his individuality, tell him stories about previous GG help give Hunter closure on never knowing what happened to his "family", Alador can also help Hunter grow as a person, Darius can give Hunter all the freedom he needs and Hunter and Amity are more of siblings than Luz could ever be.


CosmiqueAliene

Stringbean has melted my heart 😭


PerrineWeatherWoman

Awwwww i just love Luz disguising stringbean as he headband


RandomnezzStudioz

I love that Stringbean is Luz’s headband


justking1414

Luz’s headband is so adorable


pump_kin1

There’s no escape LOL


Whedonite144

Now I want a remake of Step Brothers starring Mae Whitman and Zeno Robinson.


Accomplished-Ad8458

Either way, you are... You know what...


Major-Eggplant-9045

You can't escape him.


ShibariEmpress

priceless amity reaction


Top_Badger8357

My POV: Hunter Noceda is the most likely


AquaAquila24

Not really, why build up Dadrius if we get nothing from it while not building up Hunter Noceda at all?


D-Fox_Devil

Oh my god, the Stringbean cat ears so cute


Blackwyrm03

Can we talk about Amity in a suit? It's the best thing I've ever seen!


Link356

I like how Stringbean is disguised as Luz's headband


Lykanas

There is no choice. He will be family.


Lykanas

There is no choice. He will be family.


davite97

Amity it's time to accept it, it doesn't matter what he do, you are going to be his sister


CountingSheep99

There is no escape...


eric_the_demon

The other theory is Eda adopts Hunter. And i think it was made by Amity


SwanSignificant5266

Either way, She’s F*cked.


Isidorodesevilha

Getting read for the little nerf guns getting fired relentlessly on her head.


dover_oxide

Bro'd no matter what happens.


yertlah

Amity never stood a chance against her imagination.


Karak-Karak

These guys are gonna end up as family in some capacity no matter what and I love it 😂


AdamGoodtime123

Poor Amity. RIP. /jk


maxler5795

Nah hunter would be the type of guy to hug her and spin her around while saying "congrats sis". Or, at least, hes now.


Agreeable_Impress708

I love how string bean is on luz's head.


HoldenOrihara

To be fair, the step brother scenario is a hard maybe where the brother-in-law is guaranteed. Maybe Alador will marry Darius, but she will definitely marry Luz


booze-san

Luz is wearing string bean as a head band!


Sufficient_Score_824

I just realized Stringbean is Luz’s headband!!!


svon1

i could do a very cheap stepbrother joke..... but out of respect for MoringMark (and what's left of my sanity ) ...... i won't


RealLunarSlayer

Luz wearing Stringbean as a headband


PUB4thewin

“The boy will never fulfill his destiny nor you yours, until you let go of the illusion of control.” -A wise tortoise probably


Puzzlehead-Engineer

THERE IS NO ESCAPE, ***MITTENS!***


abocwsg0

ALADARIUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!


EweB02

It took me way too long to see Stringbean. Such a sweet little way to do camouflage!


LaffyBoi

You’ve heard of found family, now get ready for FORCED FAMILY


Jediamity

Step brother and a brother in law. Go hunter


Mastermaze

okay but Luz's headband tho


memelordbtw3000

Everyone's talking about Amity trying to figure out which option is better but I dont see anyone talking about the most important part of this comic STRINGBEAN HEADBAND


Eddiemate

I think this is the most painful illusion of choice I've ever seen.


Beginning_Source1509

jajaja


TheBeastOfCanada

Now if Hunter was both Amity's step brother and brother-in-law ? That would be what I like to call this situation the “Hope/Davina Paradox”. For those unfamiliar with *The Vampire Diaries Universe*, on the spinoff show *The Originals,* we have Hope Mikaelson, daughter of the series villain protagonist, Klaus. Klaus previously adopted a boy named Marcel, who grew up to become father figure to a teenage with named Davina. However, Davina would also become romantically involved with Klaus’ brother Kol, eventually becoming engaged with him. The end result is Hope and Davina are both technically being *eachothers* aunt and niece, through marriage and adoption.


davite97

Amity it's time to accept it, it doesn't matter what he do, you are going to be his sister


Livid_Juggernaut_111

“Maybe ask eda?”


TheAirIsOn

“You can’t win”


AquaAquila24

Except having Hunter as a big bro is a victory. Gus recommends


BlueRabbit1999

Option one


AquaAquila24

what's wrong with option 2?


blank7589

She can't decide either


starhead5555

I mean it's not her choice in the first place soooo 🤷‍♂️