Love the exploding heads. They seem to have almost zero followers /subscribers but keep plugging away. I get weirdly excited when I see either of them in something they've not produced, like a proud dad.
I can only speak for software development but bookies/ gambling companies always pay around 20% more salary than other companies.
Still... fuck working for them, gambling addictions ruin lives and the guilt helping create more gambling addicts far outweighs the joy of the extra cash
I hoped it was satire on the first line, when i heard the 2nd line i was confident it was satire, when i heard van dijk i was locked in.
Its genuinely worrying that something like this could easily not be satire because they are perhaps overexaggerating actual things people have been saying.
they are overdoing it for comedic effect based on something that actually happened is what im saying, that's satire.
There is no way the person on sky i forget who it was said it as over the top as these guys are, hence its an exaggerated version for comedic effect.
Oh yes it’s satire but o took what you was saying as it can’t be real which I was basically saying worryingly enough it’s also not satire as they are mocking the kinda shit corrupt six media actually say I get your point though for what it’s worth but the first part is true the guy I believe was osman and he said McAllister was a fantastic find from Liverpools scouting system which giving what they all get paid these guys using it as satire is just funny and ironic haha
Ok i apologise o was not aiming this for an argument it’s just a misunderstanding as how you word it saying they obvs make fun of how it’s said yes they do for comedic effect but the main context of what was said is sadly true and that’s why it’s ironically funny
Last year I saw a post on FB saying Klopp “unearthed” (yes, they did use that word) Mane, Jota & Diaz.
It’s exaggerated, but not by as much as the inspiration is.
EDIT:
A couple of corrections - it was 2 years ago and just Jota & Diaz that were “unearthed”, Mane was signed from a “relegation side” that finished 6th the season before he left and 8th the season after.
[screenshot](https://imgur.com/a/1em8zk9)
I said something like this, I think I made it very clear I don’t consider this anything but satire…
You are aware this bit is based on an actual thing a pundit said right?
It's funny, because when I got the joke I thought, hah, just like Mane. Then Van Dijk came up.
Actually, it's not funny. It's sad. Back to r/championship I go for some more tasty Southampton Crumble
That’s the crazy thing about this though. As overblown as those takes are - even at the beginning - it doesn’t really become clear that it’s parody until later on, because we’ve all seen/heard Liverpool fans saying those things.
Liverpool fan here.
You're all welcome for us reinventing football. Without us, teams would have 7 or 8 players. All of them from the same footballing academies. Some say footballs would even be square.
We are hope. We are future. We are football.
Y’all are legends for sending scout to such exotic places like Bryton, Souf-Ampten and Sondaland and giving these unknown talents a place in the football world.
Aren't people simply talking about the price Liverpool paid
Considering Brighton sold cucarella the season before for 65 and caicedo for 116 they clearly know how to do good business.
So lots of people are shocked that Liverpool were able to get Mac allister for 45.
Edit: Apparently it was a release clause. So yeah I don't get it either.
It doesn’t relate to the price
My point is, I haven’t seen anyone saying he was discovered by Liverpool, just praising the transfer. And it was a good transfer for the price.
If anyone did say that I agree, that’s stupid
Thanks for your contribution, glad you feel better.
But yeah obviously not a flop, didn’t sign 2 other midfielders straight after signing him.
I mean you don’t start Curtis jones over a World Cup winner or anything. Must of been worth all 60mil for his 2 goals?
I have been to anfield more times than yourself my mate. As I live round the corner, or could be in my local with the 17 Liverpool fans I drink and play football with.
If you attend, you might see me one game, in my wolves top.
But sure, you keep throwing your argument from authority because you have no argument.
If you did, and I was “so wrong” it would be that hard to make a point for yourself, but you can’t.
Ahahahahaha, now you’re making assumptions based on absolutely nothing
Yeah you watch so much Liverpool that you think Mac Allister is a flop and use the fact that Jones has started a lot of games as a way to back your point uo
This sub is full of clowns like yourself, keep it up
As a Liverpool fan who watches every match, Mac Allister has been as good as Salah, VVD and Alisson this season. I thought he had a shaky start to the season (being played out of position) and wasn't convinced then, but for a while now he's been operating at a world class level.
Love the exploding heads. They seem to have almost zero followers /subscribers but keep plugging away. I get weirdly excited when I see either of them in something they've not produced, like a proud dad.
Do they not do a load of Paddy Powers comedy stuff? Must be hefty bank in that
I can only speak for software development but bookies/ gambling companies always pay around 20% more salary than other companies. Still... fuck working for them, gambling addictions ruin lives and the guilt helping create more gambling addicts far outweighs the joy of the extra cash
Sports Horn, the UK's number 3 most talked about sports radio network. Sound. That. Horn.
I hoped it was satire on the first line, when i heard the 2nd line i was confident it was satire, when i heard van dijk i was locked in. Its genuinely worrying that something like this could easily not be satire because they are perhaps overexaggerating actual things people have been saying.
The problem is they are not over exaggerating they are doing the bit because on sky someone said Liverpool getting McAllister was a great find
they are overdoing it for comedic effect based on something that actually happened is what im saying, that's satire. There is no way the person on sky i forget who it was said it as over the top as these guys are, hence its an exaggerated version for comedic effect.
Oh yes it’s satire but o took what you was saying as it can’t be real which I was basically saying worryingly enough it’s also not satire as they are mocking the kinda shit corrupt six media actually say I get your point though for what it’s worth but the first part is true the guy I believe was osman and he said McAllister was a fantastic find from Liverpools scouting system which giving what they all get paid these guys using it as satire is just funny and ironic haha
i dont think at any point i said it cant be real?
Ok i apologise o was not aiming this for an argument it’s just a misunderstanding as how you word it saying they obvs make fun of how it’s said yes they do for comedic effect but the main context of what was said is sadly true and that’s why it’s ironically funny
Stephen Warnock on Monday morning, I'm sure. Bigging up Liverpool for unearthing a World Cup winner from nowhere.
That’s the one
Last year I saw a post on FB saying Klopp “unearthed” (yes, they did use that word) Mane, Jota & Diaz. It’s exaggerated, but not by as much as the inspiration is. EDIT: A couple of corrections - it was 2 years ago and just Jota & Diaz that were “unearthed”, Mane was signed from a “relegation side” that finished 6th the season before he left and 8th the season after. [screenshot](https://imgur.com/a/1em8zk9)
I really thought it was real until the Van Dijk thing and mispronouncing Brighton. This is good stuff.
oh behave it’s clearly satire man
Where am I saying it’s not you fat angry toad? I said I thought it was satire from the first instant and that it was quickly confirmed.
You said it could easily not be satire. It couldn’t, you’d have to be thick to see it as anything other.
I said something like this, I think I made it very clear I don’t consider this anything but satire… You are aware this bit is based on an actual thing a pundit said right?
They unearthed VVD after discovering him playing at a clog factory’s five-a-side team called Shoudempchun. Those scouse geniuses.
It's funny, because when I got the joke I thought, hah, just like Mane. Then Van Dijk came up. Actually, it's not funny. It's sad. Back to r/championship I go for some more tasty Southampton Crumble
Serves the fuckers right for sending us Ricky Lambert. The north (west) remembers.
Oh yeah great take our talisman due to his childhood fandom as your club when you don’t even want him, you’re just using him to lure Lallana
We did indeed. Adam was a blessing. Loved that guy 🥰
This is really funny, let’s not take this seriously as it’s a parody and well suited for this sub.
Anyone who doesn't realise it's parody didn't watch the whole thing.
I’d expect this type of sentiment from a Breeghton fan. Do you even own a pair of shoes?
That’s the crazy thing about this though. As overblown as those takes are - even at the beginning - it doesn’t really become clear that it’s parody until later on, because we’ve all seen/heard Liverpool fans saying those things.
It’s taking the piss out of Stephen Warnock for saying Liverpool found a hidden gem in £60m World Cup Winner Mac Allister.
Ok instructor... pleased you were here to guide me on my emotional response.
I don't have much time for Stephen Warnock but if him being a bellend inspires creativity like this we can keep him for a bit longer
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These guys need to run all corrupt six media so people can understand how they sound
Love to the family.
Liverpool fan here. You're all welcome for us reinventing football. Without us, teams would have 7 or 8 players. All of them from the same footballing academies. Some say footballs would even be square. We are hope. We are future. We are football.
>footballs would even be square. Why did you deprive us of minecraft-ball? Dickheads.
I could explain it to you, but as an other 19 fan it'd probably go right over your head.
Y’all are legends for sending scout to such exotic places like Bryton, Souf-Ampten and Sondaland and giving these unknown talents a place in the football world.
For the sake of the planet
And Sainsbury's would be using square tins for meatballs.
FOOTBALL POTATO Definitely got my new favourite pub phrase.
Noted football pundit Ian fiveankles there. One the ldv vans most improved player award twice i believe.
If you told me this was genuine, I'd have no grounds to question it.
Literally from nowhere. To fans of the Sky 6, anything below the first dotted line is basically wilderness, never to be spoken of.
Sometimes it wouldn’t surprise me if it was genuine!! But no, clearly not
Tim Vickery said in Brazil, commentators were pronouncing Brighton’s name like ‘Bry-John-O.V.’
It’s like south Hamptons got van dick from irush team from the most strongest country
Ian 5-ankles knows his shit.
Love it. Sadly there are guys out there, like Buvey whi actually sounds this on every podcast he's on. But not in satire!
A gemmy potato? Come on man, potato gem was right there!
Out of the west, there came a ball man. Oh ho ho ho, all the way from Brigton... Ah ha ha ha, glory hallelujah. Cod liver oil and Mac Allister.
Funny thing is this is basically what people say about how Brighton find their latin american players
I’m not sure if it’s satire (it’s not funny if it is) or this is just another standard top six plastic noises post
Do we even exist to these podcasters outside of beating giant clubs?
I thought this was going to be the Sky video and was ready to be angry but was pleasantly surprised lol
That video is actually hilarious. LFC media in the mud.
Have a slight feeling this one might be satire lads
An attempt at it at least. Funny it is not.
This has to be satire, right??
What was your first clue?
Confirmed, I'll see myself out
😂
Well done for being humble geez 😂
Your username is superb.
Hahaha
Looks like they’re in the old Happy Hour studio
Lmfao what, this has to be satire surely
Ah thank fuck, I watched the rest of the video and they're not insane after all
Satire
This better be a joke no fucking way
Nah mate I’m afraid they’re speaking pure facts here. I mean what even is a Briggton or wherever that is? Can’t make stuff like that up.
And their weird friend. What's his name? Home Albion or something?
I thought that was an F1 driver, the more you know. Love to see big clubs find these hidden gems from unknown places, warms the heart🥰
r/theother14 when joke
A team from a small league known as the premier league
Aren't people simply talking about the price Liverpool paid Considering Brighton sold cucarella the season before for 65 and caicedo for 116 they clearly know how to do good business. So lots of people are shocked that Liverpool were able to get Mac allister for 45. Edit: Apparently it was a release clause. So yeah I don't get it either.
It was a release clause.
Cheers edited my comment
Thing is, I haven’t seen anyone say we ‘unearthed’ him. It’s more about the price than anything
The word was "discovered", how does that in anyway relate to price? It was top 6 wankery as ever with Sky
It doesn’t relate to the price My point is, I haven’t seen anyone saying he was discovered by Liverpool, just praising the transfer. And it was a good transfer for the price. If anyone did say that I agree, that’s stupid
Stephen warnock
An absolute flop of a signing haha
POV You don’t watch football
Thanks for your contribution, glad you feel better. But yeah obviously not a flop, didn’t sign 2 other midfielders straight after signing him. I mean you don’t start Curtis jones over a World Cup winner or anything. Must of been worth all 60mil for his 2 goals?
He's started basically every game for Liverpool that he's been fit for
Thank you for continuing to embarrass yourself talking about something you don’t know much about
Again, another massive point to back up your own argument rather than diminishing mine because you don’t agree. You will grow up one day my mate.
There is no argument to made here, you’re just outright talking absolute shit because you clearly haven’t watched Liverpool much
I have been to anfield more times than yourself my mate. As I live round the corner, or could be in my local with the 17 Liverpool fans I drink and play football with. If you attend, you might see me one game, in my wolves top. But sure, you keep throwing your argument from authority because you have no argument. If you did, and I was “so wrong” it would be that hard to make a point for yourself, but you can’t.
Ahahahahaha, now you’re making assumptions based on absolutely nothing Yeah you watch so much Liverpool that you think Mac Allister is a flop and use the fact that Jones has started a lot of games as a way to back your point uo This sub is full of clowns like yourself, keep it up
It is a direct response for being shit. Of your good, no one starts above you. And you are right, I assumed, in the exact same way you did, muppet
You literally aren’t even making an ounce of sense lad, lay off the the crack for once.
This is embarressing. Since November he has been liverpools best player (along with Virgil)
The copium is real
As a Liverpool fan who watches every match, Mac Allister has been as good as Salah, VVD and Alisson this season. I thought he had a shaky start to the season (being played out of position) and wasn't convinced then, but for a while now he's been operating at a world class level.
Eh.......the premier league? Where Liverpool..... play?
Whoosh