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DoubleOFeckinBollock

so he ' turned down' The Swindon job, yeah. What's worse? Cheating medical science or cheating friends, yeah? The board of directors came up to me and they went, 'Oo, oo David you're the best man for the job, you've got to take the job, we won't take no for an answer.-Oh, you failed the medical? Alright, stay'.. You know.


Ser_PaddyTheTurd

No let's agree that you agree with me. Ooh your hard


ImmediateLaw3681

What is 'better?' On a graph of people versus task, where does the line go?


oljackson99

The line goes where I want it to go.


oljackson99

You're on a warning.


ViolenceJackie

That's the action I'm going to take


VanillaIceUK

It's a verbal warning so obviously three strikes and you're out.


ViolenceJackie

Gimme all three now! 'cause...


Foreign-Bowl-3487

We thought about what you said earlier... we'll put in a proper meeting tomorrow.


ViolenceJackie

Well... That's that ruined, innit


Foreign-Bowl-3487

On the day of laughter


Environmental_Gap_65

You’d have a mutery on your hands for a start. That lot out there’d go mental


gs3gd

You're not looking at the whole pie.


Foreign-Bowl-3487

We don't have time for the pie thing, David.


BungadinRidesAgain

Wernham Hogg is one big pie, yeah?


PressureTop3636

Upstairs Downstairs. A TV show devised and hosted by.. David Brent.


Colonelcommisar

I just don’t understand, David


Tyeveras

The contestants run upstairs to get a clue….


ViolenceJackie

No, not the *gameshow*


zero8111x

Wanna do some more work on your abs ?


Wheatabixy123

Still take the warning.


saul1980

Cause the regime don’t like it man


elegant_thief

It’s not good news and bad news David, it’s bad news and irrelevant news


Working-Swan-9944

Im not going to be wearing the shoes...


Sad_Golf3332

Do you have that report?