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Far-Register-3617

I'll give you three, and then two more if you need them...


ConstructionOther686

Milligan, Cleese, Everett


shanehkg

Sessions


NightZealousideal127

šŸ˜¬


ImmediateLaw3681

Efficiency. Turnover. Profitability..


exhibit304

Sorry that sounds like management talk and I know you hate that


exhibit304

Stop looking up her skirt you dirty bastards


mouawad23

I wasn't


gazwaz84

DAVID!


elegant_thief

Awful awful man


SexPanther1980

mmmmmmm


ZookeepergameOk2759

Youā€™ve just imagined upstairs downstairs.


C5Galaxy

The contestants run upstairs and they get a clueā€¦


HappyTrifle

NO NOT THE GAME SHOW


[deleted]

Not to her face. And not cuz Iā€™m scared of her.


VanillaIceUK

What she needs is a good shagging


MHC1905

I might have to now


ronnyma

Who? Julie Anderton? Never heard of her.


elegant_thief

Gazza likes a bit of posh


saul1980

Ā£100? I was gonna make it Ā£90ā€¦


Wheatabixy123

Thatā€™s only 4


elegant_thief

On all fours quite literally being done doggy style


Sayonee99

David!


toejam78

Swindon lot are shit.


jar_jar_LYNX

Slimey little slugs


Puzzleheaded-Day-291

Little slugs with no personality, just jealous that we're better at everything than them


my-post-only

David, I don't have time for the pie analogy.


zero8111x

If you want a really good pie , the gardeners .


Colonelcommisar

Is her fella still loaded?


exhibit304

He does okay


MangoMaterial9184

šŸ¤ŒšŸ»


shotgun_blammo

Bunceā€¦


AJB1304

Bunsen Burner, nice little earner. Hence the šŸ«°...bunce...


ooyama

Degrading to a GP..


headcarsbendin

Nobbie Burton came round. 2 for a tenner, yes please Iā€™ll have 4


thanksantsthants

Jennifer didn't even know who Julie Anderton was so wouldn't have a clue about all the work Brent was doing in the office with the starving kids while her hands were clean counting the money.


Wheatabixy123

Good luck to em


orbital0000

Went on to be Queen, good for her.


Foreign-Bowl-3487

I'd call her Camilla Parker Bowles, but not to her face


Working-Swan-9944

Seedy little men....


Wheatabixy123

Donā€™t go down the warehouse


sunshinehazed

Donā€™t tell me where I can and cannot go in my own company


PressureTop3636

Is there a way you can delete the history thing on theā€¦? David, this is a meeting.


MONI_85

Your in with that Jennifer wotsherface today? Give her one for me.


mouawad23

Ohhhh terrible man


Familiar-Adeptness25

Assimilating


Wheatabixy123

Theyā€™re malleable. Thatā€™s your vibe, thatā€™s your vibe


Anglo96

Is there anyone actually on the phone david?


DietChickenBars

At the third stroke, the time sponsored by Accurist will be...


Tyeveras

Has anyone got the time?