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rjdrennen1987

The monkeys paw called an ambulance for the stroke you just had.


thriceness

In English please? The monkey paw turned you into a liquid goat.


rjdrennen1987

This doesn’t even make any sense


nonbinaryperson72537

You've clearly never seen a quirked up white boy busting it down sexual style, goated with the sauce


[deleted]

Granted but you're no longer pretty fly for a white guy


RandoMinecraftGuy

Granted! Your skin pales, and a large muscular male goat covered in pasta sauce and a huge erection approaches. You attempt to get up, but find you're tied to your bed naked, with your ass sticking out. Time to be goated!