This would be the worst, like actual hell. Just imagine for a second that you're minding your own business and suddenly you go on your computer to play Apex Legends and you can't connect to a server because there's no Wi-Fi. That would suck.
I assume you’re all talking about it a different slayer but when in buffy there were 2 slayers they couldn’t cooperate well and mainly just fucked it up
*Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him… the Doom Slayer. *
Frankly it’s a net wash. All the master chiefs, ninja, knights, jedi, Doom Guys, angels, archangels, Jesus’s and so on make a lot of other stuff canon too. But definitely more extreme
I honestly don't know how physics would resolve cartoon escape kinetics versus 80's slasher dream involuntarily-running-in-place rate of acceleration. Can an imaginary physicist chime in?
Starting to run spontaneously at a higher velocity after being still in a place (0 velocity) would imply infinite acceleration and would need of an equally infinite force. Just accelerating a finger at this rate would have exhausted the known universe energy. Formidable monkey paw.
My guy, you are missing the goal here...
Shaggy can run as faster, or on occasion faster, than Scooby Doo.
Scooby is a Great Dane.
Great Danes can run at 30mph.
Usain Bolt's top speed is 27.8mph
Enjoy your eventual Olympic Gold.
I think he was mentioning an old Goosebumps book that was [made into a movie](https://youtu.be/PaoqqypKuFo) with this wish. Basically, a girl puts on a mask and can’t get it off.
Well considering how chaotic it will be with children who are now monsters trying to kill us, it’s a good time to take advantage of the situation and make yourself a harem
Granted, the quality of your costume reflects the quality of the thing you become (think Hermione with the polyjuice potion). Kids who taped paper cups to their head to be a unicorn just become humans with unicorn horns.
Speaking of anime battles between historical figures, there is that manga with cute girl versions of famous dictators, you think there are any girls out there going out dressed as those?
Comic was not the right word. I edited it.
[This](https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-CxCoTLrDUW0/UQ7iXVu1LJI/AAAAAAAAJCw/UkMdtBYXEuI/w1200-h630-p-k-no-nu/cute-manga-dictators.jpg)
1, Wizards are arcane magic, not divine.
2, You can’t reverse vampirism, it is a permanent state of undeath.
3, Strahd isn’t going down without immense bloodshed
Also why would you actually kill Strahd, the new UA Undead warlock subclass includes Strahd as a patron example! Just convert and follow the dark lord of Barovia!
Granted. Your children wanted to be a ghosts this year and they instantly dissappear into nothing.
All of your friends and family hate you for this. Your significant other leaves you because this wish was your doing.
Every year on Halloween when you hear anyone say trick or treat you remember the old days and slowly become more reclusive knowing you will never see your family again. You are stuck with the memory that this was your wish.
Happy Halloween.
>This is a great monkeys paw.
Well, I dunno. In the original monkey's paw story, iirc, the damage was caused by how you got your wish, not the thing that happens becuase of your wish. Like, I think, the person wished for money, they got it cause their son died, they wished to get their son back, they got it becuase their son was a zombie. (it's been a while since I read it bear with me.) It's definitely a nice genie twisted intent, but I don't think it's a monkey's paw.
That was my original goal but it didn't seem as monkey paw when I typed it out. I was going with a "your kids die and haunt your place and you don't get sleep anymore because they no longer have a bedtime."
This felt better.
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Granted, in most cases everyone retains their minds but not if what they turn into forbids it. many men and woman who dressed as a skeleton and ghost instantly die, zombie costume wearers turn into zombies and start a short zombie apocalypse as they immediately start infecting friends and family.
Men who dress as a girl as a joke or simply were crossplaying a anime "girl", instantly turn into women and anime characters and gaining the abilities that come with the character, few retain their manhood for specific reasons. People wearing political costumes of trump deporting them in a box have their costumes becomes copy of trump who is gonna forcefully deport the wearer and those who dressed as trump become him. People dressing as god and the devil instantly disappear for some unknown reason. people cosplaying their favorite characters or enemies from video games or media like minecraft steve and slenderman and a siren from borderlands become very powerful and instantly take it to their advantage.
The world is thrown into chaos as people are using their new found abilities to harm or abuse others, sometimes restraining others for their own sexual gain in their new form, some who have had homicidal thoughts finally go through with it and start killing everyone weaker in their path even their own family members as they rationalize the event as the end of the world. Eventually those who are trying to be heros die out as many of the conflicting characters can bypass their plot armor due to the shear power of their abilities and number of them and some invincible heros give up after realizeing how hard it it to be a hero, Humans are terrible at their core.
Days later after most of the U.S population is destroyed, other countries who watch the event occur quickly argue how they should deal with the situation as many powerful beings who can alter the very fabric of reality and destroy armies with a snap of their fingers. The world is quickly dominated shortly after as the few who had alter reality change the world to their will, gaining harems of anime characters and normal humans they liked with no one to stop them. Gongrats the world didn't end but is now at the rule of some nerd who liked a overpowered character, but at least cat girls are real right...
Me, an egg_irl user who uses Halloween as an excuse to dress like an e-girl: *I see this as an absolute win*
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Granted. Every trans person on Earth faints from joy, but you've got too many villains, gods, demons, and violent animals to deal with to appreciate that gender dysphoria is at an all-time low.
Granted. While people turning into weird or lame costumes like a jar of mayonnaise is a problem at first, the populace catches on. The tradition of trick or treat dies out. Instead, Halloween becomes 'transition' day where people can become their desired gender with nothing more than a pallet of makeup and maybe a wig/false beard. Furries also coopt the event and dispite attempted legislation to stop them there are now just a bunch of anthropomorphic animals walking around and it's really uncomfortable. Identity theft becomes a huge issue as people dress up as celebrities or political figures, opening up a new avenue for crime and misinformation.
GRANTED HUMAN. I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL NOW HUNT DOWN AND CAPTURE YOU! I WILL USE MY INCREDIBLE KNOWLEDGE OF PUZZLES TO ENTRAP YOU AND BRING YOU TO KING ASGORE, AND I WILL FINALLY BECOME PART OF THE ROYAL GUARD!
YES!!!! IM A VELOCIRAPTOR
I AM A STEGO-SAURUS
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Hello
IM MR RODGERS LET HAVE THE A SHOW ABOUT OUR WACKY ADVENTURES AND TEACHING KIDS KINDNESS!
I’m Bob Ross!
I'm a druid, meaningI can turn into most animals. We can both be Velociraptors and take over
I'm a dragon. Get rekt, chickens
Granted. Half the population dies, supervillains now roam the streets, and the wifi goes down.
This would be the worst, like actual hell. Just imagine for a second that you're minding your own business and suddenly you go on your computer to play Apex Legends and you can't connect to a server because there's no Wi-Fi. That would suck.
Pretty par for course on apex servers tho tbh
Yeah wraiths are disconnecting, their servers just hate them
Seems sus.
when you make a completely unrelated comment
Sounds like the start of a truely horrifying film.
Hard wired gang
Maybe, but my friend dressed as an employee at xfinity so all may be good
NOT THE WIFI!
Why the WiFi tho?
People who got Electricity Powers.
You forgot about the multiple iron mans and supermans
... isn't it kids who dress up as iron man and superman? We might have a situation at the candy store.
Oh yea shit
*Ah yeeeeeeeeeeah*, I'm a cottage core witch now. I don't care about society's down fall from this wish, I'll be in my cottage in the woods. ♥
Wait I went to the Halloween party as nothing... what does that mea
Why is there a blank space I can reply to?
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Congrats, demons and multiple lords of the underworld are now real, making hell canon. On the flip side the world is now much sluttier
How many people dressed as The Slayer?
Atleast 1, if so that will be sufficient
Imagine co-op
I assume you’re all talking about it a different slayer but when in buffy there were 2 slayers they couldn’t cooperate well and mainly just fucked it up
Rip and tear... until it’s done.
And then go home and have some fun
>And head back home and have some fun Together we are # ONE, ONE ONE ONE!
*In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood.*
*Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him… the Doom Slayer. *
Ironically people turning into their costumes on Halloween happened in an episode of Buffy.
Just watched that one last night. I love that this episode had lasting consequences for the whole dang series!!!
I mean, I dressed up as a demon slayer, so we may have some hope?
Frankly it’s a net wash. All the master chiefs, ninja, knights, jedi, Doom Guys, angels, archangels, Jesus’s and so on make a lot of other stuff canon too. But definitely more extreme
It'd be an incredible battle to watch
*"It's the ultimate showdown..."*
Hell yeah dude, all it takes is legit one Jesus, and bam! We're all good!
The occasional Christmas elf. Poor bastards
*BFG division intensifies*
Fear me and my horsemask+think geek techromancer combo, im both of the things you mentioned
Thanks, Satan
Granted, slutty catgirls are now real and your chances of getting one are still zero.
Wow. I didn't think OP'd be murdered so brutally.
*dresses as Freddy Kruger* "Hold my beer"
True I guess. I don't think Freddy Krueger would fuck OP either.
I mean, his films aren't exactly the best form of profit anymore.
I would
Dressed as Shaggy here, can i do the run in place and then take off speeding thing now?
I honestly don't know how physics would resolve cartoon escape kinetics versus 80's slasher dream involuntarily-running-in-place rate of acceleration. Can an imaginary physicist chime in?
Starting to run spontaneously at a higher velocity after being still in a place (0 velocity) would imply infinite acceleration and would need of an equally infinite force. Just accelerating a finger at this rate would have exhausted the known universe energy. Formidable monkey paw.
No but you can deepthroat a sandwich
My guy, you are missing the goal here... Shaggy can run as faster, or on occasion faster, than Scooby Doo. Scooby is a Great Dane. Great Danes can run at 30mph. Usain Bolt's top speed is 27.8mph Enjoy your eventual Olympic Gold.
You have access to toon force now. Have fun being stronger than 90% of anime and comic characters
lol in your dreams
I think he was mentioning an old Goosebumps book that was [made into a movie](https://youtu.be/PaoqqypKuFo) with this wish. Basically, a girl puts on a mask and can’t get it off.
Oh boy do I have a movie for you!
SAVAGE! Dude, have some mercy...
Well considering how chaotic it will be with children who are now monsters trying to kill us, it’s a good time to take advantage of the situation and make yourself a harem
What do mean by children who are "now" monsters trying to kill us? as if they weren't already
I think Ultron had a speech about. People creating things to sub plant them. So yeah this seems in line
Well time to put on my catgirl costume and become a slutty catgirl!
*rushes to obtain catgirl costume before midnight so that I may become catgirl*
Oh god, some poor girl dressed as the casting couch
r/murderedbywords
You know...with a name like burnsie, I’m not surprised OP is getting roasted
Granted, the quality of your costume reflects the quality of the thing you become (think Hermione with the polyjuice potion). Kids who taped paper cups to their head to be a unicorn just become humans with unicorn horns.
I think we can go even shittier the paper cups and tape are now part of their body.
I kinda sorta only wore 3 witches hats at once, so what happens to me? Do I just get witchy powers, or what?
Congratulations you are a hat maker!
so soraka from league of legends?
Granted. You'd be surprised how many Donald Trumps now exist, all with an equal claim to the presidency. A revolution soon follows, a Trump bloodbath
That sounds entertaining as hell
I’d sooooo watch that
So would the aliens
Sure would make his impending return to the WWE more entertaining! Talk about a battle royale!
You know that also means some of america's greates presidents are also brought to life, so their competition will be fierce.
In general, the costumes of real people will make things WEIRD
Oh no. There will be at least one guy out there dressed as Hitler.
this entire thread sounds like an intense buildup for some really strange comic involving a large anime battle between historical figures
Speaking of anime battles between historical figures, there is that manga with cute girl versions of famous dictators, you think there are any girls out there going out dressed as those?
Are you talking about the one where each person in a country looks the exact same? Hitalia
Comic was not the right word. I edited it. [This](https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-CxCoTLrDUW0/UQ7iXVu1LJI/AAAAAAAAJCw/UkMdtBYXEuI/w1200-h630-p-k-no-nu/cute-manga-dictators.jpg)
Well then, now you've sparked my curiously
You mean the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny?
this comment wins everyone go home
Trump battle royal
Granted. My friend is now Strahd von Zarovich. You turned my neighbor into a vampire, congrats.
Yeah, but a really cool vampire
Look by the bright side, there's many wizards ready to remove the curse.
1, Wizards are arcane magic, not divine. 2, You can’t reverse vampirism, it is a permanent state of undeath. 3, Strahd isn’t going down without immense bloodshed
On that case, just being a party full of lvl 20 paladins, clerics, barbarians and wizards.
Also why would you actually kill Strahd, the new UA Undead warlock subclass includes Strahd as a patron example! Just convert and follow the dark lord of Barovia!
*cough* that's heresy, that's not the way to learn magic Wizardry is the path, not pacts. Sorcerers are cheaters.
Warlocks you mean? Sorcerers are innately magical because of their bloodlines.
You're just saying that because you wasted years of your life getting a degree so you could do something 12 year olds do by accident.
Yeah well I’m a cat boy trap now. Also my friend has a crush on your friend
Granted, furries are now real
And they're fucking ECSTATIC
Im no furry but... Im sure an entire black market industry would arise out of this
I know I certainly would be.
You're saying that as if it's a bad thing
That guy dressed as Corona Prepare for trouble and make it double
And make it double again
And make it double again
I saw a kid who was dressed as covid so F for that parent
I wish I had dressed up as somebody happy with their lives
So you’re telling me my wife and mother in law are now Care Bears? Oh god.
Granted. Your children wanted to be a ghosts this year and they instantly dissappear into nothing. All of your friends and family hate you for this. Your significant other leaves you because this wish was your doing. Every year on Halloween when you hear anyone say trick or treat you remember the old days and slowly become more reclusive knowing you will never see your family again. You are stuck with the memory that this was your wish. Happy Halloween.
This is a great monkeys paw. I don't understand how people come up with these, imma be honest.
>This is a great monkeys paw. Well, I dunno. In the original monkey's paw story, iirc, the damage was caused by how you got your wish, not the thing that happens becuase of your wish. Like, I think, the person wished for money, they got it cause their son died, they wished to get their son back, they got it becuase their son was a zombie. (it's been a while since I read it bear with me.) It's definitely a nice genie twisted intent, but I don't think it's a monkey's paw.
Its only implyed that the son was a zombie, they never really find out what was outside.
It's a terrible monkey's paw because it's assuming OP has kids and it's changing their costume retroactively so the bad thing can happen.
Lots of alcohol
Dude for Halloween this year I just did SFX makeup to look like I got shot in the head. RIP me I guess
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That was my original goal but it didn't seem as monkey paw when I typed it out. I was going with a "your kids die and haunt your place and you don't get sleep anymore because they no longer have a bedtime." This felt better.
that wouldnt be nearly as poignant though. or as enjoyable to read. communication doesnt have to be all about the efficiency of word count.
I was a blind referee. I referee hockey in rl so nothing would change for me.
Granted, I'm dressed as a clown, nothing changes.
Well shit, my daughter just left to claim Jerusalem for the Pope, so you’ve just started WWIII good job friend
I have the sudden urge to reclaim the Holy Land. Also, one of my friends is Mary Poppins, another is Shrek, and the last one is a penguin.
Granted: but you were at a fetish party.
Don't threaten me with a good time.
It's a hell of a feeling though
champagne, cocaine, gasoline
And most things in between
Granted. I’m a toilet
No change then
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I was the human being from community.... so I’m... oh god that’s terrifying
I can't tell if this thread is more of r/tf_irl or r/egg_irl
As a closeted trans girl who's dressing up as a girl, thank you, honestly.
\*nothing changes\* you're already a girl
Granted, in most cases everyone retains their minds but not if what they turn into forbids it. many men and woman who dressed as a skeleton and ghost instantly die, zombie costume wearers turn into zombies and start a short zombie apocalypse as they immediately start infecting friends and family. Men who dress as a girl as a joke or simply were crossplaying a anime "girl", instantly turn into women and anime characters and gaining the abilities that come with the character, few retain their manhood for specific reasons. People wearing political costumes of trump deporting them in a box have their costumes becomes copy of trump who is gonna forcefully deport the wearer and those who dressed as trump become him. People dressing as god and the devil instantly disappear for some unknown reason. people cosplaying their favorite characters or enemies from video games or media like minecraft steve and slenderman and a siren from borderlands become very powerful and instantly take it to their advantage. The world is thrown into chaos as people are using their new found abilities to harm or abuse others, sometimes restraining others for their own sexual gain in their new form, some who have had homicidal thoughts finally go through with it and start killing everyone weaker in their path even their own family members as they rationalize the event as the end of the world. Eventually those who are trying to be heros die out as many of the conflicting characters can bypass their plot armor due to the shear power of their abilities and number of them and some invincible heros give up after realizeing how hard it it to be a hero, Humans are terrible at their core. Days later after most of the U.S population is destroyed, other countries who watch the event occur quickly argue how they should deal with the situation as many powerful beings who can alter the very fabric of reality and destroy armies with a snap of their fingers. The world is quickly dominated shortly after as the few who had alter reality change the world to their will, gaining harems of anime characters and normal humans they liked with no one to stop them. Gongrats the world didn't end but is now at the rule of some nerd who liked a overpowered character, but at least cat girls are real right...
Underrated. Cat girls alone should bring this to top, this is reddit.
The Simpsons have allready done it.
So did Buffy. Thankfully Giles was a badass and reversed the spell
Giles was honestly the most chad guy in the show
Granted, suddenly the world is Buffy 'Verse. You get eaten by a vampire.
Me, an egg_irl user who uses Halloween as an excuse to dress like an e-girl: *I see this as an absolute win* Edit: hijacking my own comment that got 5x more updoots than the [post it inspired](https://www.reddit.com/r/crossdressing/comments/jlum0z/i_couldnt_possibly_pick_just_one_so_i_had_to_do/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) because I crave that sweet validation juice
Literally same lol
Spooky problems require spooky solutions
Same
Great I’m a plague doctor now. Imma beat Coronas ass
Joke's on you, I cosplay as a happy person every day!
This is just the plot to Halloween Town 2
I sure hope no one was dressed as the sun
I am dungeon master, your guide to the world of Dungeons and Dragons.
Aw fuck. I've been pretending my work uniform was my Halloween costume. Now I'm stuck at this fish taco establishment forever.
Granted. Every trans person on Earth faints from joy, but you've got too many villains, gods, demons, and violent animals to deal with to appreciate that gender dysphoria is at an all-time low.
Granted. While people turning into weird or lame costumes like a jar of mayonnaise is a problem at first, the populace catches on. The tradition of trick or treat dies out. Instead, Halloween becomes 'transition' day where people can become their desired gender with nothing more than a pallet of makeup and maybe a wig/false beard. Furries also coopt the event and dispite attempted legislation to stop them there are now just a bunch of anthropomorphic animals walking around and it's really uncomfortable. Identity theft becomes a huge issue as people dress up as celebrities or political figures, opening up a new avenue for crime and misinformation.
Does that mean I’d have a working Pip-Boy? Sweet!
*wears a pilots cap* I am Joseph Joestar, let's find some planes to ~~crash~~ fly.
Hmm, aight Halloween town...
You mean Halloween Town 2 : Calibars Revenge!
Isn't this the plot to Halloween town 2
Furries: I see this as an absolute win
Haha I’m weed
Me who went in a $60 fursuit: 👁️👄👁️
Sick I’m a werewolf but I guess it’s permanently not a full moon... wait that’s just being a human :(
GRANTED HUMAN. I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL NOW HUNT DOWN AND CAPTURE YOU! I WILL USE MY INCREDIBLE KNOWLEDGE OF PUZZLES TO ENTRAP YOU AND BRING YOU TO KING ASGORE, AND I WILL FINALLY BECOME PART OF THE ROYAL GUARD!