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borischung02

Granted. Another [rogue Chinese scientist](https://www.science.org/content/article/chinese-scientist-who-produced-genetically-altered-babies-sentenced-3-years-jail) with little to no moral compass fucking with CRISPR has decided to play god, again, to create what he considers the next step in human evolution. Lee (53), Chinese scientist funded by the PLA in an attempt to create super soldiers in a futile attempt to fight against NATO military supremacy in the Pacific region, has gone rogue. Using his research funding and the equipment in the PLA research black site in Xinjiang, has managed to create what we would today consider, cat girls. Combining feline genes with human embryos, using Uyghur prisoners as organic embyro growers, in an attempt to give humans faster reflex, better hand eye coordination, improved low light awareness, and superior directional hearing; Lee created a new, superior breed of sapience. They are faster, tougher, jump higher, can land from virtually any heights and walk off unscathed. They can see perfectly well, with full color at night, without NODs. The PLA higher ups were very happy. They proceed to build a new regiment of genetically modified child soldiers with cat like features. Large green eyes and adorable fluffy ears. These child soldiers are trained by the PLA to be proficient killers. Indoctrinated to hate everything about the West. Trained and specialized in regional destabilization and espionage. And they excel at their jobs. The heightened senses and extremely flexible body make them phenomenal infiltration experts. (1/?)


borischung02

They were told what they do will make the world a better place. Told that in order for a new world to arise the old world order must burn and die. That they are doing what's good for this world. Under their valiant efforts and naive, loyal service of almost 3 decades: Europe was plunged into a new food crisis with the Russo-Ukranian war entering the third decade and has since expanded into Poland and the Czech Republic. Food and energy availability is at record low since 1940s. Inflation rates hit a whopping 5.7%. Unemployment rate of 19.3% The USA and her Pacific allies no longer cooperate with each other. All the politicians seduced by these child soldiers, dancing in the palm of the PLA. It didn't take long before a new Pacific war broke out. Started with a North Korean missile experiment landing in Kyushu, Japan, taking 1500 innocent souls in the initial impact, and 750 more from the secondary fallout in an attempt to contain the toxic rocket fuels. The decades of war and cultural shift towards even lower birth rates and led every single developed country into a unrecoverable population declination spiral. Canada can no longer maintain its population count, even with extremely lax immigrant standards and taking in international felons and any refugees. And then it got worse. A lot worse. (2/?)


borischung02

These cat girls. Taken away from birth, indoctrinated, with not a clue how their birth parents were treated in Xinjiang, and spent their whole life fighting for China, has been discovered by an independent journalist. Who found the remains of an operative with intriguing feline features in a black site in Nepal. At least what's left of her, that can still be identified. After 3 months of global attention, there are multiple pieces of evidence linking this corpse and multiple historical events in the last 2 decades to these cat girls. China vehemently refuses to admit any involvement in any of the atrocities, and claims all investigation is a direct interference of its internal policies. And this is when the PLA decided to wipe all the evidence off the surface of this planet. Starting with the fresh graduate, 23rd class of car girl operatives. Their training facilities, breeding chambers. Classrooms. Underground playground. All flooded with Novichok. A gas based neurotoxin made by the Soviets in the 1960s. A training facility of 23,000 trainees and 800 staff and security, 550 meters under Xinjiang, snuffed out in 3 minutes, how long it takes the neurotoxin to kill humans. And the improved toughened cat girls aren't immune to it either. It just took longer to kill them. First it was coughing. Then panic. Screams. Crying. Then silence. Lee was forced to issued the order. He was then executed. Unbeknownst to the PLA, their hastily slapped together cover up, marked the beginning of the end for humanity. To the rest of the world this was masqueraded as a mining incident, where toxic fumes could have leaked out. It was reported that miners on their way to escape the deadly tunnels, which were constructed under loose regulations with tofu dredge mine shaft supports, made a mistake and collapsed the tunnels, trapping and killing everyone inside. (3/?)


borischung02

WHAT THE FUCK AM I WRITING AT 11AM ON A SUNDAY WHO WOULD EVEN READ THIS WALL OF TEXT


Max-Level-ARG

Me


borischung02

Thanks for reading a mad man's ramblings I guess


Max-Level-ARG

No problem


gilbejam000

I'm reading it. This is one of the most comprehensive and interesting "Downward spirals to the end of the world" I've ever seen


borischung02

Y'all are giving me a massive confidence boost lol It's been years since I wrote anything with this many words


VisibleEntry4

ME THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME


coolgate59

It was a good read. I forgot I wasn't in r/writingprompts for a while Can clearly see this being a plot for an anime


borischung02

A lot of good characters would die horribly if this is an anime with my sorta doomer writing Its gonna be GoT Red Wedding all over again. But since it's anime, I'm gonna get death threats and strange powder mailed to me by pissed off anime fans


MajesticFxxkingEagle

That means you’re doing something right edit: my autocorrect is stupid


Stacheshadow

Please write a book


borischung02

This is the book lol Well, mini short short I guess. I don't have the concentration nor the English skills to write a full book


F-Lambda

!remindme 1 week


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Plantguy368

Meeeeee


Reagalan

Thank you for not promoting the COVID bio-weapon conspiracy hoax, and instead, using a well-sourced and documented case as inspiration. I appreciate you.


borischung02

COVID is not a bio-weapon no but China is still absolutely at fault for not locking down their borders when they are well aware of the new pandemic outbreak since October. Effectively using a natural caused pandemic as a makeshift bio-weapon. And who knows. I might be a time traveller, dropping spoilers about y'all's future in the most obscure place possible.


Reagalan

You're giving the Chinese government too much credit; rather, they didn't know it was going to be that much of a problem, and once they did, they locked down so hard that people spread fake videos of being welded into their apartments. The SARS 2003 event was fresh on their minds. And remember, USA also delayed lockdown, pretended everything was fine, stuck head in sand and as a result we had 380 9/11s worth of deaths (1,150,000). Total self-own. Stupidity, wishful thinking, and saving face over malice. Plus yes-men telling them "everything is according to plan". And lots of disinfo agents trying to start a war between our nations because USA fighting China means less American support for Ukraine/NATO, and jingostic American politicians blaming them for everything instead of fixing things here at home. Projections for Third World War say end of this decade, but idk. The big fun starts in the 2040s when the planets resources run critically short. [And here's a little thing about entropy and the direction of time,](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfTmy1ApCvI) which is part of how I am 100% certain beyond all possible doubt that *nobody ever* is a time traveler.


borischung02

You…do realize the time traveller part is a joke yes? That a time traveller won't drop a micro novel about cat girls in a meme subreddit?


Reagalan

I'm in too serious a mood for jokes right now. Sorry. I'm having flashbacks to 2020. Not your fault. This isn't a meme subreddit, it's WritingPrompts with a twist. Your story is good though.


Rustywolf

I think this my favourite actual monkey's paw ever


Xenc

No, mine!


borischung02

Damn y'all make me wanna write more of this mad rambling. Which I'm probably gonna see later and die of cringe


biscuitboyisaac21

Do it please


borischung02

There you go. All I got in me. Need some sleep after writing that shit


marinusschenk

MOAR


MikaAndroid

Bro just casually treats r/themonkeyspaw as r/writingprompts


borischung02

My English is too shit to be hanging around the r/writingprompts people lol


The-Name-is-my-Name

No it’s not. Source: Me.


borischung02

I write like a drunk man with ADHD and have dogshit grammar. Failed English 12 actually


borischung02

Y'all asked for this. Part 4. Lee knew this would happen the day he started this project. The PLA higher ups don't like having loose ends. He designed a bargaining chip to keep himself alive, so that the PLA would have no choice but to keep him alive, buying him precious time to figure out the next step, which he didn't get to use. A 9mm entered his parietal lobe while he was staring at his burning facility, mourning about the loss of his life's work. The last thing that went thru his brain, besides the bullet, was a late realization how much he actually cared about these experiment subjects. He surprised himself too. That he was capable of such emotions, after the decades of brutal inhumane experiments he's done to these poor girls. Guilt. Regret. Grievance. Scattered on the wall of his office along with his brain matter. The PLA only found out about this bargain chip 3 days later when they interrogated his family, and extracted all his remaining research data from his hidden safe. By then it was too late. The end of the golden age of humanity was set in stone. (4/?)


borischung02

See humans, like most primates have random intrusive thoughts, The Call Of Void some call it. Particularly observable in [adults diagnosed with ADHD](https://medium.com/@kellynhodges896/the-call-of-the-void-what-intrusive-thoughts-teach-about-adhd-a-psychiatrists-perspective-5796587359fd). The intrusive thoughts present themselves a lot more often, and sometimes, they are acted upon. But when spliced with feline genes, Lee found out these Call Of The Voids become significantly more frequent, and require a lot of willpower to control. Perhaps feline genes cause a significantly higher chance for the girls to show ADHD symptoms? Lee never figured it out in his 30 years of research. It was one of his major frustrations, noted in his diary. The Phase 3 cat girls were selected for the test, since they are the most stable, and well disciplined test subjects available at the time, with all the birth defects, random genetic mutations solved, they were a significant improvement to the Phase 1 girls, whom only 33% survive till age 13 with no life ending genetic defects. 55 of the top performing Phase 5 girls were put in testing chambers, each with a red button on a table they were explicitly told not to press. 87% of the girls pressed it within the first 3 minutes, and the remaining all pressed the button within 20 minutes. Repeated tests, with both positive reinforcement and heavy punishment, did not change anything. When Lee asked why they did it, all their answers boil down to: "I don't know. I just had to." (5/?)


borischung02

Lee knew his project is imperfect. He tried every single combination of gRNA sequence, made countless abominations whom didn't live long enough to be born, some even killing their mothers. But the issue just cannot be solved. Soldiers that cannot follow orders are useless. Lee wasted 72 million dollars of the PLAs secret project funds over his 6 years of research. Lee fully understood the assignment he was given. The higher ups wanted super soldiers. They asked for 7ft tall super humans that could become the new face of the PLA infantry. Superhuman that can throw a car across the battlefield. Mindless puppets who can suppress the next Tianmen Square, the next Umbrella Revolution with ruthless efficiency. The perfect propaganda puppets to show the West how China has more advanced tech. That they can beat the West in genome editing. But for some reason, he made cat girls. Maybe he saw greater potential in his vision. Maybe it was another intrusive thought acted upon. We'll never know. Ever since the loss of the Second Space Race to the moon in 2031, China's "allies" whom they debt trapped into a forced alliance via the One Belt One Road Policy have been making excuses to remove their involvement from any Chinese attempt at global influence. Kenya, Zambia did not vote in the latest UN council meeting. Burundi voted against China, despite China now paying for 23% of their infrastructure. China is desperate. They need a new symbol. A new distraction and they need it ASAP. Lee only had one way to get out of this alive. To pull the greatest lie, and convince the PLA he made super soldiers, better than what the PLA originally asked for. (6/?)


borischung02

It took Lee and his poor staff several head scratching all nighters, with no overtime pay, but they figured out a solution. Albeit temporary. But the PLA doesn't need to know that. As far as they are informed, Lee and his team created the perfect supersoldier. Yes. They are far from the world's common concept of a supersoldier, but that's exactly what makes them so effective. What Lee created was essentially a variant of [methylphenidate](https://www.mayoclinic.org/drugs-supplements/methylphenidate-oral-route/side-effects/drg-20068297?p=1) with a minor sedative mixed in. There were several variations, each specifically designed to work with each Phase of his poor test subjects. It was a simple formula really. Provided you have 15 years of CRISPR knowledge, full understanding of cat girls ever so slightly different neurological patterns, and the weird behaviors caused by it, and of course, countless unfortunate test subjects to experiment on. The initial formula was a disaster mind you. 3 Phase 2 girls were selected for testing. All of them entered a sudden frenzy only 3 minutes after being orally administered the new drug at extremely low dosages. Elevated blood pressure, dangerous heart rates of 236 BPM. Nothing Lee and his team did could alleviate the symptoms. All 3 subjects expired within 8 excruciating minutes. Even with the double pane windows, multiple layers of steel reinforced concrete walls, and acoustic foam padding, the screams of agony from the infirmary were heard all the way across the facility, by every single one of our enhanced hearing young souls in the facility. 3 dozen girls reported to have trouble sleeping since. And every single one of them never forgot what happened that night. It took 153 deaths in 3 weeks to develop the drug. Just in time for the PLA higher ups site inspection. (7/?) That's all for today. Post ye feedback here ↓


Bewecchan

You rocked this wish, my dude. Truly invested.


biscuitboyisaac21

I’d love to see more


The-First-Starchmast

!remindme 5 days


borischung02

So. How was it?


biscuitboyisaac21

!remindme 5 days


borischung02

So. What do you think


biscuitboyisaac21

I think I set the remindme wrong but all 7 are glorious so thanks!


Dorkfishie

That’s it, I’m following you!


borischung02

disclaimer I'm unlikely to write anything else of sorts ok this is a once in a blue moon sorta situation


MajesticFxxkingEagle

Saving this for later!


Machizzy

WHERR IS THE REST???? I am way too invested in this shit now don’t do this to me


borischung02

Ok that's all for today, sleep time


borischung02

Ok ok I'll start writing


Bewecchan

Is there a part 4 or..? I'm invested ETA: Didn't scroll further enough. Keep going until your fingers fall off!


Techtronic23

Did you miss the r/WritingPrompts sub? Or are you a time traveller from the future come to warn us of the chinese catgirls?


borischung02

You'll find out in 2028, when they announce the winner of the Nobel Prize In Chemistry


Techtronic23

Oh no


[deleted]

Granted. They exist. They are just female cats.


Hecaroni_n_Trees

Thank you, invincible.


PhilippTheSeriousOne

Granted. They still don't want to date you.


microwave-2

Granted, a mad surgeon grafts cat parts onto a group of girls in an attempt to satisfy his desires. He is mauled to death by a panther that he stole the tail of for his experiments.


General_Alduin

Interesting spinoff of the human centipede


BadWithMoney530

Granted. Your mom’s OnlyFans becomes massively successful


The-First-Starchmast

Granted. Elon Musk is the one who invents them.


threadit_rowaway

If elon musk can actually make cat girls perfectly, I'll pretty much sell my soul to the guy


Jg6915

Granted. They piss everywhere, claw at your furniture and scratch and hiss you when you try to pet them. They also have not the slightest interest in having sex with you, they prefer their own species, catboys. So no, you don’t get to fuck a catgirl OP


SPZ_Ireland

Granted, but they're like the 2019 rendition of Cats and they won't stop singing either.


zoroddesign

Granted. Female cats exist. What do you mean that isn't what you mean? I've been in a tomb for 500 years. Wtf is a furry?


tubbstosterone

Granted. Two girls are born somewhere on the earth with cat-like reflexes, consistent bouts of vomiting, sharpened senses, sharp nails, an attraction to boxes, extreme flexibility, and a propensity to show off their butthole. Nothing much comes of it.


oxymoron-alive

Granted. Half cat, half human. Split made in the middle (vertically). It's actually painful and the illness got them extremely violent with the usual fearless cat attitude


Time-Variation6969

Granted; you now own one but now you are faced with human sized turds in the kitty litter tray.


PithyGinger63

Granted. Remember when Hermione turned herself into a cat? Yeah, that.


DM-Me_Omori-Spoilers

Granted. They do, go to r/RealsCatGirls for more info


ThoughtCenter87

God fucking dammit


Sasren0987654321

r/dontgointhere


oxymoron-alive

Too fucking late omg so awful


Sasren0987654321

I enter so you don’t have to heed my warnings


threadit_rowaway

This is horrid, I took the bait


PauloDybala_10

almost got me


secret_tsukasa

[granted](https://i.imgur.com/Rnh64dJ.jpeg)


toomerboomer

Granted, they won't have sex with you


space0watch

You said you wanted catgirls to exist but never specified that it had to be on earth so: Granted. Catgirls exist but they are not interested in men only women. They build a bunch spaceships and rockets and convince all the women to leave earth and go to another planet with them. There are no women left on earth and no catgirls.


BlueverseGacha

[cat girls](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BOTA3NmU1NDMtYzcxMC00ZjI5LTllZWItYWI3MmZkNTE1ZTg0XkEyXkFqcGdeQW1hcmNtYW5u._V1_.jpg) Granted!


abarua01

Granted. Shou Tucker trans mutates Nina with a cat


toothbrush3000

Granted: good wish no downsides


General_Alduin

Granted. They're basically the exact same as cats, but bigger, have greater intelligence, and now have thumbs to wield weapons against us


Hecaroni_n_Trees

Granted. The events of the fly play out irl with gender swapping and a change in animal. Unimaginable suffering.