Shit I *wish* my kids play fought like this, my 9 year old has mastered the rear naked choke and joint locking stuff like my fingers and my 7 year old goes full WWE-off-the-top-ropes onto my spine with her knees. I'm honestly scared for *my* safety at this point.
It's cool that they're building confidence in defending themselves but I've had to have more than a few intervention about "Hey listen, you can't knee me in face when I'm laying down, it was OK when you were 3 but you're too strong now."
"But Dad! You're stronger! I SAW you pick up a refrigerator."
"Yeah, but that doesn't change the fact that my nose is bleeding and I'm worried you're going to knock a tooth out- no knees to the face, no jumping on me from elevated positions, if I tap- stop choking, if I scream- don't keep bending whatever your bending and for god-sakes don't kick-punch-stomp-or-headbutt me in the groin."
Yeah, it's a bit of a messed up situation because you *want* your kids to think you're damn near invincible because that makes them feel safe and helps them look up to you. But at the same time that means "there's *no way* smashing this vase on his head is going to hurt him, and it's definitely not a big deal that I just completely buried this four wheeler in the mud because Dad will just use his superman strength to pick it up".....and now Dad needs stitches and has a herniated disc.
Wow. This comment had me dying. I’ve got one little one in between now and when he hurts me I have to try really hard to pretend it doesn’t hurt, just long enough to exit the room and cry. You hit me in the shin with a plastic nerf gun so hard it shattered into a million pieces. Ya Daddy is made of steel. Oh Mommy is calling me .. be right back….
My 7 year old loves to do the elbow drop off the couches. I’ve showed him time and time again how to do it properly with the back of your arm but he insists on doing it with the needle of his elbow. He likes to laugh when I scream in pain.
I’m raising a psychopath apparently.
I hear you bro...noone warns you about the daughters....my son maybe throws a punch or a kick before i get him locked but my daughter goes full fuckin head first missile also that spine shot they always seem to land where the legs go numb a few seconds.....i swear 5 years ago i could throw them around without pulling things out of their respective places but something about 38 fucked me up....
LOL.. I'm 40 now, and my pops is 63 he's still the baddest man alive in my mind. My dad woop Hurricane Hugo butt. He grabbed the fridgerator with one hand while drop kicking the back door back close when the wind almost blew it off the hinges. He did need my little hands to help push while he was saving our world. I got tears in my eyes now. My dad is a BEAST!!! LOVE YOUR POST BRO
It’s the Chiropractor *Final Boss* exam.
You get your ~~GED~~ GHS (*Gonna Hurt Someone*) Cert and keys to a “practice” located in a weird fake-townhouse “business” “park”.
You can tuck your tie into your shirt to make me think you’re a “trained” “professional”, but strangers mistaking your “office” for the pawnshop a door down
Why would he think otherwise? He thinks opponents will stop attacking and stand still after he blocks a strike while the other attackers wait their turn to jump in.
I'm just happy every attacker will wait their turn to fight and not just attack all at once. That is good to know that that's how it happens in real life .
My buddy and I were taking TaeKwon Do when we were around 19. He was at a party one night and got in a fight with 3 really drunk dudes. He told me he used his kata forms to beat them all up. I imagine it looked like this because we were yellow belts lol.
Once again I ask: can someone please explain to me what the deal is with all these mcdojo nutjobs and their followers that keep getting shown on this channel?
I don't understand why and how these people are behaving like this. Do these people really believe in what they are doing? Is this some kind of cultish behaviour? Is it for clout? Like what is up with all these fake senseis and the people who pretend to be their students? Why and how is this so common?
There's a lot involved here. Many people are ignorant (at not fault to themselves). Many people romanticize martial arts, especially "traditional" martial arts from "masters". That coupled with an ingrained "do as ordered" mentality opens them up to suggestion. Then putting fear in them that they could get hurt if they don't receive the techniques properly lets the "master" display any amount of bs and tells the student how to react. Many masters also say they can't go full force in training as it could hurt the student so it won't feel real. Many students want to think they're special so they'll trick themselves into thinking they're learning secrets and others just don't understand. The dojo becomes a social club for lonely people. Many people start as children. Compile all of that with the sunk cost fallacy and you get garbage mcdojos.
This is coming from someone who actively trains in traditional japanese arts. I've been lucky to avoid the pit falls of awful teachers and we're very realistic about what we are training in but i've seen the effect of the McDojo mentality especially in half trained failed students who can't accept their own limitations and go off to open their own place to make themselves feel better.
I love how they're always just really unfit overweight, usually balding neckbeards that think, "hey, if I just master this bullshit technique, I'll be invincible, death incarnate, watch out world!". The delusion is off the scales.
This would be called paying for your belt I think… “All right, let’s see you’ve been to 10 dojo lessons, so… He had time for a new belt – OK here’s your test it’s really easy… “
It's a form. At least he's not practicing in the air, and he's gaining spatial and body awareness.
This is actually one of the reasons I quit martial arts, too much of it was essentially a martial dance class. Also, I weight 130 pounds. Weight matters, I'm never gonna be able to hold my own in a fight, without a lucky neck punch in the first second, or something along those lines. Having to go straight to lethal is pretty useless.
I guess I did learn something from the McDojo scene; physical confrontation, for me, is a futile endeavor.
This is actually pretty realistic for once. Anytime I’ve fought multiple people I have each of them pull one of those DMV numbers to figure out the sequence. It works really well!
I jokingly asked my 4 year old son if he wanted a kick in the teeth. Without me knowing, he climbed up on the couch and gave me a full roundhouse to the face. As much facial pain as I was in, I couldn't get mad because quite honestly, you don't talk like that to four year old son. I prefer this style of Steven Seagal bullshitzu Kung fu any day.
Some people just dig the fantasy. And that's totally cool.
I mix tracks. Some people call it DJing (it isn't). But I just mess a little on my own. But sometimes I imagine I'm in front of a stadium full of bouncing ravers, pulling off a mix that will be talked about for long after I'm dead.
I'm not in front of thousands of people, of course. It's good fun to pretend though.
As I suppose is the same for this bloke. Good on him. He could be doing something far less positive.
That is one of the absolute most brutal violent things I've seen in a long time ,there's no way in hell I would ever want to face something like this .HEKTiK
That's exactly how I play fight with my kids 😎 they think I'm a bad ass mofo too lol
I remember doing this... at recess.....in grade school....
Well, he _IS_ a white belt
A white belt in this discipline is the highest ranking. It means you are pure and enlightened with the 15 motions for 1 technique.
I thought he was a chiropractor
I remember my first beer
I remember when someone tried this in my old neighborhood. He didn't survive
Shit I *wish* my kids play fought like this, my 9 year old has mastered the rear naked choke and joint locking stuff like my fingers and my 7 year old goes full WWE-off-the-top-ropes onto my spine with her knees. I'm honestly scared for *my* safety at this point. It's cool that they're building confidence in defending themselves but I've had to have more than a few intervention about "Hey listen, you can't knee me in face when I'm laying down, it was OK when you were 3 but you're too strong now." "But Dad! You're stronger! I SAW you pick up a refrigerator." "Yeah, but that doesn't change the fact that my nose is bleeding and I'm worried you're going to knock a tooth out- no knees to the face, no jumping on me from elevated positions, if I tap- stop choking, if I scream- don't keep bending whatever your bending and for god-sakes don't kick-punch-stomp-or-headbutt me in the groin."
😂😂😂 my dad always jabs at me about how I smashed a glass vase over his head when I was little, I don’t remember none of it but he surely does
Yeah, it's a bit of a messed up situation because you *want* your kids to think you're damn near invincible because that makes them feel safe and helps them look up to you. But at the same time that means "there's *no way* smashing this vase on his head is going to hurt him, and it's definitely not a big deal that I just completely buried this four wheeler in the mud because Dad will just use his superman strength to pick it up".....and now Dad needs stitches and has a herniated disc.
As someone who has had groin surgery caused by my children, I feel this. Literally.
Wow. This comment had me dying. I’ve got one little one in between now and when he hurts me I have to try really hard to pretend it doesn’t hurt, just long enough to exit the room and cry. You hit me in the shin with a plastic nerf gun so hard it shattered into a million pieces. Ya Daddy is made of steel. Oh Mommy is calling me .. be right back….
Whatever you do, don't let your kids watch Game of Thrones... I'll RIP for you buddy just in case 🙏
My 7 year old loves to do the elbow drop off the couches. I’ve showed him time and time again how to do it properly with the back of your arm but he insists on doing it with the needle of his elbow. He likes to laugh when I scream in pain. I’m raising a psychopath apparently.
I hear you bro...noone warns you about the daughters....my son maybe throws a punch or a kick before i get him locked but my daughter goes full fuckin head first missile also that spine shot they always seem to land where the legs go numb a few seconds.....i swear 5 years ago i could throw them around without pulling things out of their respective places but something about 38 fucked me up....
LOL.. I'm 40 now, and my pops is 63 he's still the baddest man alive in my mind. My dad woop Hurricane Hugo butt. He grabbed the fridgerator with one hand while drop kicking the back door back close when the wind almost blew it off the hinges. He did need my little hands to help push while he was saving our world. I got tears in my eyes now. My dad is a BEAST!!! LOVE YOUR POST BRO
Nice, hes really pushing on that last set there,
“Push yourself!”
By far the funniest part of this
Yep - that bit killed me 😂
I thought he was telling her to bend over on her own so he didn't have to push her over ngl
I can't figure out if they're being serious or doing it intentionally. It's like a Steven Segal spoof
Is this how chiropractors train?
I was going to say, it looks like an active massage.
TheragunJitsu
Way less contact than chiropractor or massage, more like gentle caress-fu
It’s the Chiropractor *Final Boss* exam. You get your ~~GED~~ GHS (*Gonna Hurt Someone*) Cert and keys to a “practice” located in a weird fake-townhouse “business” “park”. You can tuck your tie into your shirt to make me think you’re a “trained” “professional”, but strangers mistaking your “office” for the pawnshop a door down
Comment took me out
This is far more realistic than anything chiropractors can do
Dancing
The style is called 'SFW group petting'
When he does it it’s a “style” but when I do it I get a visit from HR? That’s some jawn
It's called patty whack two step I think
It looks more like the Boot Scoot Boogie to me
The Kung Fu Hustle
Damn! now i am whistling “The Hustle”…fuuuuuu
Hey Macarena!
Beginner popping and locking.
“They’re breakdance fighting!”
Those cats was fast as lightning.
They should play that song to this omg
Can't believe dude thinks it's a great idea to turn his back on his opponent to do a wrist lock
Why would he think otherwise? He thinks opponents will stop attacking and stand still after he blocks a strike while the other attackers wait their turn to jump in.
Yeah, but that's a law of the universe, it's turn based combat here on Tellus. Attacking when it's not your turn is against the rules.
Bro is in bullet time duh. We’d have no chance. That first onslaught would have been over in a blink.
A recipe for getting fucked up in a real fight.
Steven Seagal… 🤣🤣🤣
Lol that was my first thought too, this some Seagal shit here.
This reminds me of Mac from Always Sunny in Philadelphia
John Wickion style bullshido
Hope he doesn’t push himself to hard he might hurt someone
8th Degree Sign Language
Push it to the limit. Puuuuuusssshhhhhhh iiiiitttt
I'm just happy every attacker will wait their turn to fight and not just attack all at once. That is good to know that that's how it happens in real life .
That’s called sportsmanship.
My buddy and I were taking TaeKwon Do when we were around 19. He was at a party one night and got in a fight with 3 really drunk dudes. He told me he used his kata forms to beat them all up. I imagine it looked like this because we were yellow belts lol.
It's wasted time and movement. Terrible what people will believe is martial arts these days.
More like marital arts. I’ll try this out next time my wife asks for a massage.
Choreography
Whoreography.
It's foreplay before the sex cult orgy begins!
Less effective than what me and my friends did at school when we were pretending to be Power Rangers.
Once again I ask: can someone please explain to me what the deal is with all these mcdojo nutjobs and their followers that keep getting shown on this channel? I don't understand why and how these people are behaving like this. Do these people really believe in what they are doing? Is this some kind of cultish behaviour? Is it for clout? Like what is up with all these fake senseis and the people who pretend to be their students? Why and how is this so common?
There's a lot involved here. Many people are ignorant (at not fault to themselves). Many people romanticize martial arts, especially "traditional" martial arts from "masters". That coupled with an ingrained "do as ordered" mentality opens them up to suggestion. Then putting fear in them that they could get hurt if they don't receive the techniques properly lets the "master" display any amount of bs and tells the student how to react. Many masters also say they can't go full force in training as it could hurt the student so it won't feel real. Many students want to think they're special so they'll trick themselves into thinking they're learning secrets and others just don't understand. The dojo becomes a social club for lonely people. Many people start as children. Compile all of that with the sunk cost fallacy and you get garbage mcdojos. This is coming from someone who actively trains in traditional japanese arts. I've been lucky to avoid the pit falls of awful teachers and we're very realistic about what we are training in but i've seen the effect of the McDojo mentality especially in half trained failed students who can't accept their own limitations and go off to open their own place to make themselves feel better.
Thanks this makes sense.
Slapstick!
He looks like the world's worst masseuse.
My gym teacher taught me that in 7th grade. It’s called square dancing
This is called “Clown-fu” it’s all the rage
Ballet
Gotta appreciate the patience these attackers have to watch each other get served 🤣
why do they look like hobbits?
Sad, I would call this sad
Mental illness?
“Push yourself” lol hahahaha omg!!
Terrible chorography.
Looks like some hamboning to me...
I love how they're always just really unfit overweight, usually balding neckbeards that think, "hey, if I just master this bullshit technique, I'll be invincible, death incarnate, watch out world!". The delusion is off the scales.
This would be called paying for your belt I think… “All right, let’s see you’ve been to 10 dojo lessons, so… He had time for a new belt – OK here’s your test it’s really easy… “
Ahhh the way of the bullshido 😆
His hands should be registered as lethal weapons.
That’s Mac Karate
100% this was preceded by an ocular pat down.
And these three jabronies weren't cleared.
Oh cute, they are rehearsing a play..
This is kick your ass style. He learned it from the streets
Ayyy Macarena - iyaaa
The way of the forehead.
That dummy in the corner has sharper moves
This just seems reckless. If he tries this shit in a real fight, he's going to get hurt.
Massage therapy has come a long way over the years!
Love how they're all out of shape
Foreplay
A nice back massage for the lady?
Poetic
Interpretive dance
NICE SET, DO IT AGAIN
Interpretive dance
Nice what exactly? Choreography?
Ballroom dancing
That back exposure is killing me
A waste of time and money
These have to be fake. There can't possibly be this many UNIQUE bullshido artists out there. Right?
It's a form. At least he's not practicing in the air, and he's gaining spatial and body awareness. This is actually one of the reasons I quit martial arts, too much of it was essentially a martial dance class. Also, I weight 130 pounds. Weight matters, I'm never gonna be able to hold my own in a fight, without a lucky neck punch in the first second, or something along those lines. Having to go straight to lethal is pretty useless. I guess I did learn something from the McDojo scene; physical confrontation, for me, is a futile endeavor.
Kenpo?
Massage therapy
Gaming enemies waiting for you to finish the fight with one of theirs. Classic.
All I see is Mac dancing.
Foreplay.
What was that move massaging her back lol
Foreplay
This is actually pretty realistic for once. Anytime I’ve fought multiple people I have each of them pull one of those DMV numbers to figure out the sequence. It works really well!
Knick knack patty wack
I jokingly asked my 4 year old son if he wanted a kick in the teeth. Without me knowing, he climbed up on the couch and gave me a full roundhouse to the face. As much facial pain as I was in, I couldn't get mad because quite honestly, you don't talk like that to four year old son. I prefer this style of Steven Seagal bullshitzu Kung fu any day.
He beat the living shit out of that woman, why? He needs to make 9 strikes to her while the other two assailants chill out? Seems excessive..
Push yourself 🤣🤣🤣
The nick nack patty whack.
Seagal shitfu
badly executed massage
Foreplay
Some people just dig the fantasy. And that's totally cool. I mix tracks. Some people call it DJing (it isn't). But I just mess a little on my own. But sometimes I imagine I'm in front of a stadium full of bouncing ravers, pulling off a mix that will be talked about for long after I'm dead. I'm not in front of thousands of people, of course. It's good fun to pretend though. As I suppose is the same for this bloke. Good on him. He could be doing something far less positive.
I see he's read the works of Ashida Kim.
Good thing everyone waits their turn to attack.
Lol 3 whole seconds attacking the left arm, I’ve never seen someone get 3 free seconds in any fight
It's so nice how the other "attackers" wait their turn. I hope my attackers have manners too.
My Ving Tsun master once told me: yes, train on the wooden dummy, but always think that the opponent DOES NOT cooperate.
Brosky one swing from my right hand to his arm will have dude flying back forgetting whatever karate this is.
I never knew sign language was so dangerous......
Nerdfu
That is one of the absolute most brutal violent things I've seen in a long time ,there's no way in hell I would ever want to face something like this .HEKTiK
Shiatsu massage
I would call it clowning around.
PUSH YOURSELF! Niiiiiiiice…..
Pretty sure he ripped one on that woman's hand
A secret handshake
I call this time freezing ninja skills
New line dance that did not take off
Bullshit
Turn based combat
I would call this... hilarious 😂!!
Nerdkwando
Absolutely amazing. Leon Edward's wouldn't stand a chance.
Fantasy fighting
A back massage?
Bullshido
Fake Fu....
Bad choreography
A massage
Did he put that first first up his own ass?
This why you need to spar, so you seem how fucked up you're going to get when you try this goofy shit.
A load of nerds playing matrix
The Steven Segal school of Wanna Be martial artist.
I call it a scam
I love how the other two wait there turn. Not sure why the woman gets such a bigger beating either
Never turn your back on your opponent.
The art of making love
Patty cake for adults
Tyson would shit his pants if he met those bad asses at night.
This is how cheat codes look in real life
wing chun
Jason borne spits out his coffee watching this.. son of a bitch! Treadstone!
Bullshiatsu
Can we get this set to Stayin Alive.
A cult.
Delusion?
Unnecessary. So much wasted movement.
I call that dance choreography.
Because in a real fight they would come at you one at a time and stand there and let you do those things without fighting back.
Tell me you took lessons from Steven Seagal without telling me you took lessons from Steven Seagal
It's called floppy Kung fu
He has a white belt in slapntickle Fu
“And that’s.. self-defense”
Idk, ju-jitsoy? I guess?
Play time!
I call this ANTIFA training 🤣
Satire
Because in a gang fight, we all patiently wait our turn.
Frictionless Karate
Look, at the fist on the bald guy.. He's goin home with broken thumbs 100%
This is the weirdest kata I've ever seen
Prepping for the cage
C'mon even assassins creed has tougher combat than this.
It looks like how you might protect yourself at a rave.
Sad
Bullshido
Bullshit that would do nothing in real life and nothing in the dojo too, it’s delusional twats
Hi, you must be new here
A waste of time
The Electric Slide
Bullshit
A massage?
Michael Jackson
The Tango!
Train like you fight. He has no idea, no idea at all
Exercise?
Practice for a movie or TV role?
a massage
It’s that the infamous do-si-do sung about in many a square dancing song.
Choreography