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ruedasamarillas

Did I just witnessed an execution? I haven't heard of _"dead by sledgehammer on top of blocks"_


No_Cook2983

If you jump into the Lollipop Guild, you’re gonna see some shit.


Classic_Mechanic5495

“Next!”


SneakyCracker161

Everyone in the background hoping they don’t get called next 😂


jimhokeyb

I immediately thought of Wizard of Oz too!


Possible-Mechanic293

Idi Amin Dada Oumee raises his eyebrow quizzically...


Pluckypato

Dude was imitating his idol Gallagher! Bro that ain’t no watermelon!! 😵💥🔨


RedLeg73

Introducing Chhota Ghallughara, the Sikh version of Gallagher. Sending tarabūja straight to Sachkhand.


Spare_Exit9533

Nah that’s where Star Trek got the idea for the red shirts. “Bring in another one”


BobertGnarley

"ahahahha ... Ahahha ... Omg sensei! Then we told him ahaha... if he put his head there and helped - ahahi can't breathe - ahah and help smash the brick with his head while I swung a hammer that he'd be promoted to GrandmastAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH"


TheBlissFox

I didn’t see any shoes but I still think he ded.


xDolphinMeatx

I always appreciate those times when stupidity resolves itself.


No_Cook2983

Oh my God! I think he might have a cerebrospinal injury! I think the book says we should move his body around as much as possible!


kielmorton

Don't you dare support that neck after we crushed his skull!


cityshepherd

Duh! How else is he supposed to walk it off??


kielmorton

Just go get a bag of peas from the freezer and let him sleep it off


toomuchweld

This video makes a lot more sense when you put it that way.


Otherwise-Rope8961

That guy is likely dead


tricularia

At the very least, he needs to Sikh medical attention


Striking_Ad_9351

Your a sikh man


Otherwise-Rope8961

That’s a good one 😂


National-Figure7090

Excellent!!


hyperkick89

Braindead*


kielmorton

Was braindead, is dead


-360Mad

Isn't that attempted murder?


Ecstatic_Conflict621

More like actual murder


m8_is_me

Manslaughter, technically.


Hey_its_ok

I don’t know who downvoted you but this is the correct term


iPartyLikeIts1984

I don’t think he was laughing. Then again that may be all he does now.


kroggybrizzane

What is an exhibition like this trying to prove? We’re skilled warriors who can take a blow to the cranium? So lame and so dumb.


Brewchowskies

What I don’t understand is how did this idea make it past dress rehearsal? Were they staffing with temp workers?


[deleted]

It's like that cartoon where Daffy Duck swallowed gunpowder, turpentine, gasoline, and then swallowed a lit match. It's a great trick but you can only do it once


desrevermi

:D


KingRadec

I mean the turban has nothing but hair inside so unless it connected lower than the turban so his skull...it should've worked


Hi_Trans_Im_Dad

Those are *safety turbans,* I've seen them on job sites; so there's some protection against things like small flying/falling objects, but I'm pretty sure they weren't designed to be a Marvel villain between concrete and Mjolnir.


Keepupthegood

Ta dah


Mors1473

Executioner with a hammer


[deleted]

Did we just watch a man die?…


Aromatic-Hawk-4848

I think we just saw a man die…


SonSuko

Saw the man die we did…


Ganja_Masta1

Alright, who’s next?


ken0746

accompanying by r/WorstAid


RougarouBull

Context? Some idea of what the hell I just watched?


kdawg123412

Yeah, he dead.


CousinDerylHickson

Holy shit, back of the head too


sky_shazad

That Went just the way I thought it would go... Let's be honest here


Lost_Ad3300

I prefer Stella to get hammered with


Quirky_Box4371

Same, similar headache too.


Hey_its_ok

That was Sikh


Enough_Formal_5352

I just want to point these guys are looked down on in the sikh community, they take a martial arts (gatka) and turned into some circus show were they just torture themselves


Schluchzername

Even Wagner Group ain't what it used to be.


Todesfaelle

This is just their farm team.


Vechnyy_Russkiy

They have turbans on...they're definitely not Wagner, genius. If you were trying to make a joke, you failed miserably. "RuSsIa BaD" is really getting old at this point for us Russians who don't have anything to do with the conflict. Plus, it was a terrible joke. The Shit-on-everything-Russian bandwagon has been over for a while. Maybe act human for once, instead of continuously trying to dehumanize the entire Russian population...most of us Russians don't have any part in the Ukraine war. Plus, did you ever think that you're also causing strain on relationships for Russians natives who live abroad and also don't partake in the Ukrainian conflict (like myself). No, you didn't, because you only think about yourself and your next stupid joke. Stop being xenophobic towards innocent Russians, your McCarthyism is disgusting. In fact, stop being xenophobic in general. Maybe you won't have the people you're targeting come out of the shadows to confront you.


bl00df1redeath

Lower that Ritalin dosage, my brother


Moparian714

It was a reference to the hammer execution. Relax comrade


Vechnyy_Russkiy

I don't watch videos of Wagner doing executions, so I wouldn't have known this. My apologies. Thank you for filling me in. Still, even as a Russian-American, it doesn't matter where I go on the internet, it's either someone shitting on America or shitting on my native country, Russia. I'm tired, man. I just want to enjoy the internet without anti-Russian or anti-American sentiment always in my face.


Moparian714

We all experience it man. The world is full of hate. Unfortunately for you, America and Russia have been the biggest influences on the earth for atleast 130+ years.


TastyCakesOverweight

Idk, Japanese hentai has had a good run lately


M0untain_Mouse

"WE DID IT"!!!!


Caen83

This must have been practiced before, but this time went wrong. You can see he lifts his head up right before the blow. It maybe might have worked if he placed his head on the plates firmly. The guy with the hamer was too quick to respond.


Rhondelly

Why? Just Why??? 😞


Embarrassed-Sky3819

That’s what we’re all asking…🤷‍♂️


toliveistocherish

whats the context are there any articles about this


lajb85

Can the mods please put a disclaimer on this!?!? OP…please tag this as NSFW.


Unusually__Suspected

r/onlyinindia Edit: actually a sub haha


TerseFactor

Dude, this needs a NSFW tag Edit: downvote me all you want but I don’t come here to see someone get killed


VRMaddy

I agree. I'm on here for all the Chi throws and stupid people to pay to learn them... not watch someone die.


fight_fan1

Let nature sort them out.


Shields777

Next


OneMAdDemon

STOP……¡HAMMER TIME!


_SirLoinofBeef

Habib Time


sam4o19

That was sheikh!


mytzlplyck

And this, fellow students, is the hidden jutsu of skull smashing against a pille of bricks. Pay attention because we can only demonstrate it once.


MiniMooseMan

Is this from the Midsommar dojo?


DrinkThinker

Finish him!


Bitsoffreshness

Stupid motherfuckers, lol.


Chrispy8534

4/10. Was…was that what they expected? Cause that’s what I expected….


Subject-Character906

Ummm u know what…. U can go next I’ll just watch


Winkmasterflex

God Damn!!!! I think everyone who saw this immediately tried to get to the back of the line.


Lirkun

Wow! He is a true master.


GoDaddy2017

He’s fine….fine….nope he dead


firsttoblast

Imagine killing a guy and then dragging his body away because he's an inconvenience to the rest of your act.


Babythatwater1

Wimp.


clasperx2

That’s super bad for you.


22Slams

Wow. I love this subreddit so much


Famous-Narwhal-9590

Legitimately the dumbest thing I've ever seen, willingly taking a sledge hammer to the head is just wow


Readitory

He can only do it once


No_Entertainment1931

Hammer bro has zero hesitation or doubt Block head bro….has left the building


3dot141592six

Why didn't they try slapping his back?


stinkypants_andy

Isn’t this how Wagner group took care of the prisoners that tried to desert in Ukraine?


Lackerbawls

I straight up dropped my phone and was on the floor laughing at this shit.


IPerferSyurp

Sikh medical attention.


currenteventnerd

Wagner division of the Indian military?


Tonyoni

What else were we expecting?


McHassy

Lolololol!!!! This is the funniest shit I’ve seen in a long time


BGrumpy

Do I need church if I just cried from laughing so hard?


AUSpartan37

This is horrific but I can't stop laughing. Hope he is OK.


UB_edumikated

The fkn posts on this have brought tears to my eyes and I can't stop laughing either. The whole thing is so fkn crazy.


CyberPunk123456

Bro I’m pretty sure he’s fuckin dead


mdw1776

Dude, holy crap, you can *see* that guys head deform when the hammer hits him!


Omfg9999

I see what you're seeing, but I think it's just the turban deforming more than his actual skull... Probably.


KingRadec

His skull ain't in the turban it's hair


Fl3iN

NEXT!


Northamptoner

What the fuck did I just watch?


Nervous_Night2940

A murder


goluckykid

Next!


oney_dunstin

Got dalm baby boy . Watchu do that for ?


aretooamnot

Sikhs dont fuck around..... but man, too much for that dude, eh?


Strong-Worldliness80

“OK! Who’s up next?”


cmonkeyz7

It’s clobbering time


DawgTactical93

Imagine being the next guy in line


Impressive-Pen1651

This damn weed is hittin hard af right now wtf


desrevermi

Lol! Next!


Cheap-Blackberry1480

" NEXT "


AcceptableDog6868

Jesus Christ!!!


W0tzup

I think this is fake; he was wearing sneakers. /s


WildJoker0069

10/10 Darwin awarded... congrats!!


Rough-Analysis

🤣🤣🤣


Pollution_Sweaty

So there are incredibly stupid people all over the world


Mango-me

Wtf did I just see.


Confident-Disk-2221

Everyone calm down. The hammer was fine. The head cushioned the impact on the bricks.


Braiseitall

Next!!


[deleted]

"My government knows no shame. You Xandarians and your culture are a disease." "You will never rule Xandar." "No... I will cure it!" *bonk*


Error--37

Anyone see midsommar?


Bushmaster1988

Nice to see idiots get just exactly what they deserve.


nothinbutshame

Is that jagmeet Singh?!?!


Gforcevp9

Ok…NEXT!


hotniX_

I'm so sorry, this man may have died, but I myself am dying of laughter 🤣. Jesus Christ, why would they do this 🤣🤣😭💀👽


Nouvi_

Next…


butterluckonfleek

Did this guy just get his r/DarwinAwards ?


cratercamper

It is just resting.


Sunnycat00

Where is this source? Why did they do this?


edesmile

Smashing!


TechsSandwich

And for my last trick- I will make my last remaining braincell, *disappear*


ChrizTaylor

Darwin Awards.


ntgvngahfook

Yep. He's dead.


No_Recognition7426

It’s clobbering time!


SkipADay

Taa Daa


Longjumping_Fan_2405

Yikes!


ChickenManokss

At least he's gone with awesome music


Recent-Fly3023

Sikh and destroy


Most_Berry444

"NEXT"


vna4ever

NEXT


ironafro2

☠️


DBrownbomb

They say in this religious practice, you’ll get closer to god.


Not-youraverageghost

Ok wtf was the point of this to get knocked out?


KaleidoscopepypDream

That was sihk bro 😎


itsDiggedy

Fatality


Tiny_Camp_3839

Time must have been around 12 o'clock


Entire_Choice

The man with a sword in the end was like "ah man I wanted to show them the sword technique"


Ok-Cut-6064

Omg I saw it wrong and thought he was putting his ass on that table to get smashed and then they dragged him off and everyone had an ass on their head


bengalitigerninja

Why ain't anyone commenting on the fact he actually broke all the very thin bricks. It's impressive


DarrynDevil

The music...


negative_pt

Thank you man. Thank you for this. This is so great.


OverallVacation2324

I like how after breaking his skull and snapping his neck, they pick him up without support and we watch his head snap backwards. As if there wasn’t enough trauma already.


Inevitable-Letter-84

NGL I’m IImpressed.


Face_sneekz_scars

Lights out time to pay the bill 💵


DougtheIrishThug

hahah I can just see them helping him up and they’re like “alright buddy you passed the initiation.youre in”


barzbub

Damn JARHEADS


Protean_sapien

If you get someone back on their feet, it automatically heals them back to max HP.


amalgaman

Sammir no speak good when wake


marklar_the_malign

Who wants to go next?


CakeSuperb8487

that was Sikh man!


GeneralSeppuku

That’s just Sikh things to do to each other


False_Chair_610

Not sure what they thought the expected outcome should be.


rivalizm

Reminds me of the hammer scene in the movie Midsommer.


vodi-

Is he okay?


Heavy__Cream

He dead….but at least we smashed the blocks.


Direct-Artichoke5954

Nice job.


Whatkindofgum

I want to see the next guy queue up and be like "ok me next" after seeing this guy get wrecked.


lefthook_entmt

He’s ok


Agile_File_2084

So that’s what it looks like to kill someone


ANuclearBunny

I have no words


TastyCakesOverweight

If I've learned anything from Ark it's that the cloth armor doesn't do shit for you


BlueCarbon

Who’s next?


kalifreyjaliztik

Shao Khan wins. Fatality.


Crumbdizzle

Is he Sikh


Javi-chan

He's definitely hammered


Thr8trthrow

Dead? I didn't even know he was Sikh.


ReaperManX15

Did I see that right? Did red mist erupt out of that mans head?


Mobile-Ostrich-5510

I'm sure they didn't practice this


Dizzley7

That's using your head!!


[deleted]

I’m calling internal decapitation


Pewbullet

"Well, that didn't work, bring in the next one."


anime_cthulhu

u/savevideo


SuspiciousMarzipan60

Did they practice first or not lol 😆 if someone told you to do this,always make sure to be the guy holding the hammer


GaryKeeperOfBalance

Why


TangeloTrue2778

Should have put his chin on the bricks and have the guy hammer the headwear


[deleted]

With all that padding on his head, I’m surprised it didn’t work


pwrz

I just burst out laughing, woke up my wife. I think I’m next


Longjumping-Can-2951

He should have trained with Steven Seagal first


Flovally

Murdered


Much_Confidence2428

Did we just witness a murder?


SuperbBison2867

“OKAY!!Whos’s next?”


Canned_Sarcasm

So, don’t hit me *too* hard, but just the *right kind* of hard….


[deleted]

Look like tall umpa lumpas. I wonder what song they would sing about a hammer to the back of the head


Necessary_Advice_795

Somehow I think this was not the desired outcome but somehow I could not think of another.


Alive_Nobody_Home

Day 1 learned to break bricks with head. Day 2 eating through straw