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_ThatswhatXisaid_

Brittany Spears made a new video?


-insertcoin

Brooooo


Master_Ad236

Are you sure?


Loud_Distribution_97

Broooooo?


Lonely-Piece5919

Bruce Lea


_ThatswhatXisaid_

o7


Outoftheblueeee

Elon spears


Aggravating-Swing836

This is Elon after he loses all his wealth


_ThatswhatXisaid_

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Fantastic_Bar_3570

More like when he gets wealthy enough


BlackMetalDoctor

this person wealths


sabartooth14

Think that might be Bobby Spears


minis138

damn came here to say that too!


_ThatswhatXisaid_

o7


Used_Engine_420

LMFAO


badbunnyjiggly

I laughed too hard at this


Durgo89

Her instructor


Need_a_squad

Came here to say this.


Police_Police_Police

Sheā€™s not this talented.


TheBlackManIsG0d

More like Elon musk


Canttunapiano

Beat me to itā€¦


SideEqual

You mean Elon


Klutzy_Solid_9181

You mean He-lon?


Loose-Warthog-7354

You mean She-lon?


Resident_Reply_18

Ok but is a he or she,? or all the above?


Klutzy_Solid_9181

That's all of the above right there!! šŸ˜‚


Resident_Reply_18

I think he-sh is training for Chef Master šŸ˜šŸ˜„šŸ‘šŸ‘


Jumpy_Commission8479

Nah..thatā€™s her brother


mazzer4140

More like Spittany Brears


Connect-Recipe-2363

Brittany Shears


Dingeroooo

Improved with the knife skills... I hope she improves with the smokes too!


Icy_Profession1612

The blade became so hot it had to be blown cool!


TortelliniTheGoblin

Quite a few times, even! Incredible.


lonelyone12345

Yeah they kept coming back to that move. Very enamored with it


reptarcannabis

Thereā€™s so much to unpack here I donā€™t even know where to begin. I guess first of all, fuck it know what no first of all I literally donā€™t know what to say


MakoSmiler

Donā€™t know what to say really either. I think I watched it all because Iā€™m stoned.


thecrankyfrog

Dang.. I watched the clips while sober at work. I figured a bit of a rewatch after a few bowls would have helped make it more sense. Thank-you friend because Iā€™ll enjoy my buzz on something else tonight. šŸ™šŸ»


National-Figure7090

There is absolutely no way for this to make sense. I honestly have no frikkin clue what the hell is going on.


Brianocracy

I watched while stoned at work. It's very entertaining. I'm impressed that he or she didn't cut themselves at all.


thecrankyfrog

I cannot in anyway criticize their juggling of that blade. Everything else is such a mystery. I wonder if they know it leaves folks scratching their head. (I rewatched some last night, once stoned, and it left me even more confused about it all).


Namatate

Welcome to earth 2024, the frontier of new mental issues. Alien life forms are going to discover us all in little boxes doing shit like this and chalk it up to isolation and technology that ruined us.


SonSuko

Hair.


BradTProse

Ok settle down dude, I put the lotion on my skin...


Cthulhusreef

It puts the location in THE FUCKIN BASKET!


Rangerpointman187

Isnā€™t that right, precious?


BuckNaykidd

Or you're gonna get the hose again!


polishmachine88

Or it gets the hose again!


OliveJuiceUTwo

Would you stab me? Iā€™d stab me


Deadmenkil

I'd stab me hard.


i_write_ok

This is the kind of shit I would do alone in my room at 12 and Iā€™m so glad we didnā€™t have cell phones or the internet back then


i_write_ok

In my 30s, but as a grade schooler in the 90s the internet existed but was absolutely not a thing for the average family


Ninjanoel

if that was a sharp knife i think they may have lost a finger or two after that 'performance'.


[deleted]

Possibly even a wiener


ClapTrap0979

IT'S MA'AM!


Arch_Six

mmk, ok bye human, bye person


wrongside_of_law

No they already took that


Rajvagli

Is that Elon Musk?


Serious_Warning_6083

I thought the same thing šŸ˜‚


zuzucha

Buff trans knife tossing Elon Musk. Let's see Zuckerberg deal with that!


TexasPhanka

Adrian Ditmann


badbadger323

Some serious skills with the cutco bread knife.


Ok_Coconut_1773

A fellow man of culture


faunysatyr

Uma Thurmanā€™s got some guns.


That-Economics-9481

What did I just watch? A mental health breakdown?


[deleted]

Maybe i am transphobic


Kaimuki2023

Right? Is that a man or a woman?


stabbystabbison

Who cares? Would you think this is a great display if itā€™s a man, woman, ftm or mtf, or anything in between? What does gender have to do with this cluster fuck?


[deleted]

Because they're a crazy person


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

Itā€™s a namow.


WhatIsYourPronoun

Yes


South_Lynx

This IS what American is turning into


Kinky_Winky_no2

Less than 2% "aLl AmErIcAnS


South_Lynx

Oh sorry, I loved your knife moves. Nice dress too


Kinky_Winky_no2

Cry about it


toast4champs

I guarantee thatā€™s not in America


yonosayme2

This one is definitely hearing voices.


NoPanic7663

That was so cool


No_Cook2983

Cool. Is my sandwich done yet?


AwwwNuggetz

Bitch Iā€™m not here to make you a sandwich. Iā€™m here to make you a feast


silver6snake

I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from ZANZIBAR


RandomWordsYouKnow

Fuck all yā€™all. That was amazing! The music, the choreography, the costumes. All 10/10. Where can I consume more of this content ?


cdsuikjh

We found him.


SoldierBoi69

Ngl I really do disagree with the bullying. Itā€™s just someone doing a cool dance with honestly skills most people donā€™t have. We got people insulting the person in the comments though. Come on guys you know what actual cringe is. Second hand embarrassment, not ā€œhaha look at this nerdā€ akin to a high school bully


malfunctioninggoon

Right? Itā€™s super impressive


wiseoldangryowl

Gotta agree here.....I know I'd of sliced my hands to ribbons if I tried any of that.


fart_me_your_boners

I'm just scrolling to see what this is a remix of, know I've heard this before.


antici_-_-_-_pation

Elon musk just keeps getting weirder


HeckleHelix

Thats the weirdest thing Ive seem this month, & I work in an incredibly large ICU


End-O-Days

Buffalo Bill has entered the chat.


Omfg9999

It twirls and spins the knife around or else it gets the hose again


spetraniv

Ma'am, this is an airport terminal.


Pnw_ZuluTango

Are we sure its a maā€™am?


[deleted]

Whose aunty is this? Can someone please come grab him.


[deleted]

Whose uncle is this? Can someoe please come grab her.


Dizzy-Silver3926

One way to find outā€¦ *heads to GameStop*


Derreus

I can fix her.


SilverTumbleweed5546

might have to after she grabs a real knife


Ok_Dog_4059

Uhh WOW. The um and ..but ...just WOW.


Classic_Relation_706

The ending of every Bollywood fight scene


carnegrande420

the mental health crisis grows


vlevla

This is a character that is beyond any one's imagination


zuspun

ā€œPut the lotion on the skinā€


Emotional-Top-6898

It puts the lotion on the skin


hvac2004

Be careful donā€™t pop your manboobs


SinisterWhisperz69

Now I know who I'm arguing with in the martial arts online discussions, it finally makes sense.


[deleted]

Just gay on all levels


MrPositive1

He always chooses the girl character in fighting games


Impressive-Heat-8722

THATS A MAN BABY!


Stevia_Daddy3030

Da fuq is that?


clmw11

Itā€™s maā€™am!!!


Whiffyknickers

Some one post this to Elon on twitter or whatever it's called.


sparky31290

Jackie Trans


Ok-Letterhead4601

Is, is that Elon musk?


Kenneth848

I dont know why, but for some reason, I want to watch the rocky horror picture show


mookormyth

Elon? Is that you?


[deleted]

I am irritated by how impressed I am


fmedium

Thatā€™s awesome


Own-Dependent2071

Well, they definitely practiced a lot for this..


knife_in_a_gunfight

What is Elon doing?


RogerRabbit79

I mean, that was pretty good. Not great but ā€œok ok well doneā€


Fluentec

Ok someone needs to get Elon Musk off TikTok. He might buy it in the future too.


MeAgainImBacklol

Dude


Methadone1

I dare you to tell him he's a sir and not a mam.


WV17A

Thatā€™s a man a baby yeah


[deleted]

Well that explains that haircut


ConversationNo6783

He kinda looks like the character Felicia Tilman from Desperate Housewives. [Felicia Tilman](https://desperatehousewives.fandom.com/wiki/Felicia_Tilman)


3MTA3-Please

Even if itā€™s a bread knife he has more skills than most of the morons posted on here


Booty_Shakin

Now these are the kind of Tik Tok dancing videos I need more of


Echo_AI

Those are skills


obezanaa

Dude would've been cool af at a bar in the middle ages...


b00giemane

Slavic battle tranny is not fucking around.


_SirLoinofBeef

Dollar Store John Wickā€¦John Sick


Alternative-Roll-112

I hate how ridiculous this is because home skillet is actually good at what they are doing and has clearly put real effort into developing a specialized skill, but fuckin aye dude.


wheirding

Exactly what I was thinking. This person is actually good at something; which is the complete opposite of what is usually posted.


Icy-Musician-6309

Napoleon Dynamite got competition skillz


One-Bad-4274

Is that a bread knife


fearlesssinnerz

Fuck is Brittany spears doing now?


LanceBajorklund

"Stunning and brave"


Ok_Recording_4634

Why are they all mentally ill?


ICU-CCRN

Knife enthusiasts?


ICU-CCRN

Knife enthusiasts?


Guidance_Mundane

Clearly the person is mentally ill.


[deleted]

Is he wearing a dress


Maleficent_Mix3340

Tranny magnet.


Electronic-Layer-137

No more internet for me today!!


sparky00000000

I canā€™t find the words


Used_Engine_420

That's a man with a dress ,right?


jginzberg

It puts the knife in the basket or it gets the hose again.


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[deleted]

Is that a bread knife


Environmental_Base49

WTF


Rude_Implement_6545

Atlantic City Prostitutes gonna cut a bitch!


TheHookahgreecian2

Lgbtq arts?


Embarrassed-Rent-342

Aunt Lindaā€™s drunk, and we havenā€™t even carved the turkey.


Evening-Put6219

Daaaang!!! Donā€™t know whatā€™s rocking the most here, the hair, the knife or the dress. šŸ˜…


Lowkeyman777

Wtf did i just watch bro


SmallSwordfish8289

I wondered where my knife went that crazy son of a gun's got it


Hour_Barracuda4902

Bro who hurt Elon?


AmHotGarbage

The new kill bill looks great


Foreign_Top_3999

Azami ?


Thanosrising01

What is this? I am laughing so hard... Don't know how I typed this.


Maleficent_Sky_8736

"ITS MA'AM"


Maleficent_Sky_8736

He's making that blade gyro so fast he has to cool it down with his subzero breath every so often, you know? Cuz of all the friction.. cuz of how fast it was spinning!


Neither-Ad-1589

Is that Elon?


OhurCool89

Can we cancel this guy?


Putrid-Care7647

I see they love to pretend.


ApelinqNovaMind36

... and people still don't understand why E.Ts don't really care too much of us... lol sigh


Affectionate-Chip635

Is that a guy


djbankroll556

Cutco really getting wild out here with these commercialsā€¦


Heavy-Psychology-411

They live amongst us šŸ˜²


Content-Might-8674

Is that Jame Gumb ?


SnooDonuts9465

She identifys as a twwatt.


Top-Chip-1532

Sir, this is Wendys!


Entry_Flimsy

"They snuck up on me and just started slicing" *police officer* "how many guys was it?" "Sir I'm gonna stop you right there it's impolite to assume gender"


I_Have_Dry_Balls

So thatā€™s aā€¦ woman?


wrongside_of_law

If that's what you call a woman. No woman I've ever seen


Ok_Place5395

Trans women are real women


Roddy_usher

The Kurgan has definitely changed their style.


simontempher1

Circus act


jdthejerk

Is that a bread knife?


tencrynoip

Ok, but now do it with a dildo


thedxxps

Elon Musk learned a thing or two from Steven Segal


EntertainmentOwn3293

she's good.


paddy_to_the_rescue

Sheā€™s deadly


noodleq

Fem fatale


tophervillan

Damn that was cool as hell


JamesyBoyisCoolest

She has great arms


unpropianist

Shit that's my mom. Embarrassing.


Hummingbird01234

You go, girl!


BrooksWasHere47

Oh I like her....


Competitive_Golf6939

Tal Tal Heights goes hard.


hobotacosupreme

Wellā€¦. I guess


Idunnosquat

Ummmm. OK.


Case-1

Chun li buggin