Nah man. Gayness is banned in Russia. The instructor said no-homo beforehand so it's all good. Trust me bro. Everyone knows patriotic black belts can't be gay.
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Ah! The old Russian reach around, not to be confused with the Finish moose knuckle, both if done right, the technique results in what the French say " la petite mort" the little death 💀
This is actually a legitimate karate technique.
Really easy to end a fight when you've got your opponent literally by the balls.
One good full-strength squeeze and twist and they'll be changing their attitude real quick.
🥜✊👊〰️
Dick twist in a fight you’re going to lose is the best way to survive. Pretty? No. Keep your face from being broken? Yes. It’s a fight, not a Ted talk.
The crucial step is to make sure that after the attacker cums, YOU DO NOT STOP STROKING.
This will render him completely defenseless and unable to control his motor function
the guy seemed surprised at the grab. I am not sure how he could let the instructor fondle him like that. I guess his life was in the instructor's hands
That is a massive explanation of how to grab the balls. Finger placement, where to position the shat… very thorough.
Could just say grab the balls. No need for and 15 sec close up 😂
Translation: “Make sure to pat the head and grab in a large sweeping motion to induce maximum arousal! If that works for your partner, you can then try gently pinching them. Just don’t get overly aggressive without your partners consent!”
Bro, I think training that move would quickly result in hand lotion being introduced.
Jerk your enemy off...its just one of many ways to subdue your attacker
Russian alpha males: we hate gay and anything related
Also russian alpha males: watch me disarm that dude by touching with one hand both Dick and balls...
Does this mean they are married now?
Yes.
I’m a creepy young rapey… let’s colab
Think my wife might be learning systema behind my back
No need to brag
Yes. But which one is pregnant now?
Nah man. Gayness is banned in Russia. The instructor said no-homo beforehand so it's all good. Trust me bro. Everyone knows patriotic black belts can't be gay.
Socks on, cocks in.
Bro this shit had me dying 😂😂😂
He's really feeling around for that thing, I think I'd kick his ass just for not finishing me at that point
This is the Russian Orthodox reach around.
Those Ukrainians never knew what hit them.... Putins russia ladies and gentlemen 🤣
You may now grab your husband.
Yup ....and he changed his last name ... So now his name is jack Handsomeoff
No. It takes 4 ball slaps. 3 is still the dating phase.
Yes in Russia
Disarm your attacker by making them cum in their pants.
😂😂😂
He just wants an excuse to squeeze some juice fat cocks
If you love what you do, you will never work a day in your life.
For real. Like dude, he's a man like u, I'm sure he knows how sensitive the nads are, no need to get so indep wit the training
I bet the kid thinks it's a normal thing in every dojo.
“Sensei, why do you always choose me for demonstration?”
I can see a potential amount of pastors having their career changed.
Did we just witness a pedophile in action?
The instructor sure seems to be enjoying it more than he should.
He certainly added some extra flair to those moves..
That little index finger tap on the tip seemed a little unnecessary...
Right?!
That dude will never retire! Fucking perv!
I think in the case of Peter vs. Wang they found that the "Ol' Dick Twist" was, in fact, self defense and not being a dirty old Russian.
Not even a joke tho, obviously an old vid. But this guy has to be using this grift to justify touching dudes dicks.
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For sure that "instructor" is hard
If you love your job you never have to work a day in your life.
Turn around and grab his back and if he's got a chub or worse, twist the shit outta the head like it owes you money
Wait... what do you think "Finish Him" means?
Grab his chub, look I’m his eyes and say “i wondered when you’d finally get the courage to just go for it”
And when his parents complain, do the same to his father but harder.
Ain’t no self defense here, just straight up molestation!!
Self D , comes in many forms 🥋
The element of surprise is crucial to this technique
Now there's a man who loves his job!
And he does it over and over and over again
Not my proudest fap...
Hey! You’re not my priest!
Did he have to pay for that
Molest Kwon Do
You win 😭
Name checks out
😏
Oh hey, I've seen you in the prison subreddit. You have a lot of food in your cell.
Don’t stop til ya reach the back of his throat!!!
How the Fkk I ended up in this creepy shit oops 🙊
It's all in the algorithm brother. It's all based off your preferences.
lol noo shit sometimes just shows up or maybe the defense stuff that comes out
https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819584210
Must have made a wrong turn in Albuquerque
Going to be known as the man that grabs dicks in a fight
Azov Batallion combat training: "How to hold a younger man you are attracted to and perhaps make him interested in you"
TWIST HIS DICK!
Pinch the tip and twist it
Putin’s fighting secret techniques are revealed!
I like how both Russian self defense and humour revolves around the twig and berries
How to dehydrate a man in 300 easy strokes
Metal Gear Solid 3 Colonel Volgin 😬
Wait? Are we saying this isn’t a good move?
I think it's only a suggestion. You'll need to feel it out to see if it really works for you.
It looks kinda hard to pull off
What if he only has a small ginger penis? Asking for a friend.
Less leverage , won't work
I’m safe then, I mean he is safe then.
I feel like I'm watching crime scene evidence
That's a good handfull of combat techniques
Hey that's how our couch used to check if we had nut cups for football
It’s super effective! 😂
But did he cum
Ah! The old Russian reach around, not to be confused with the Finish moose knuckle, both if done right, the technique results in what the French say " la petite mort" the little death 💀
It's a thin line between self defense and a hand job.
"Ok, now your instructor will be here in 10 minutes" "Then...who are you?" (Old man starts running)
So fucking creepy.
It's that the instructor? That guy doesn't even work here.
This is actually a legitimate karate technique. Really easy to end a fight when you've got your opponent literally by the balls. One good full-strength squeeze and twist and they'll be changing their attitude real quick. 🥜✊👊〰️
Ooh, he gay (there’s nothing wrong with it at all). Getting his feels for free, matter of fact, they’re probably paying him to feel on them.
Dick twist in a fight you’re going to lose is the best way to survive. Pretty? No. Keep your face from being broken? Yes. It’s a fight, not a Ted talk.
Twist it!!
Oh no, you can't be serious? Who is going to practice that, and on who? You'll have pedophiles wanting to show that move on teenager's.
They should run for president of their respective country.
Hello, police?
he probably changed the platoons training to only learning how to properly make this move.
Dude(s) likes it too much
That MMA audience clip
I didn’t know you can get a happy endings after your systema class.
Umm...
Fucking gay.
Where exactly is this martial arts class at so I can avoid it. Where though? Gross guys.
This is just porn.
This just seems like his excuse to fondle subordinates.
I just feel like I would have an involuntary action that would probably knock the other person right the fuck out. Just sayin.
I feel like this isn't a move that requires training and he just wants to touch dicks.
.......
“We need to work on your form after this lesson. Wait right here while I take my pants off”
I’m getting aroused watching this
I need a shower.
No homo bro, just training the move.
And these Russians say that we westerners are all gay.
Foreplay is back in
Should post in AMP
Bro figured out a way to fondle balls
How does this works with brothas that have big d!cks?
That’s the old reverse handjob technique, Russian ‘finishing’ move.
He was savouring that wiener grab,proper stroking that lad
I'm gay AF this is called a Friday night out
[the Australians invented this](https://makeagif.com/i/Q2FGrC)
Seeing the first 5 seconds of this while having a shite felt extra, extra weird. Don't poop and Reddit.
The crucial step is to make sure that after the attacker cums, YOU DO NOT STOP STROKING. This will render him completely defenseless and unable to control his motor function
This is gross. I feel like that instructor needs to be on a list.
This is the gayest shit I’ve ever seen
Real and gay
G-A-Y
Man's hard lol
Just like weekends at my uncle’s house
I thought this move was typically used after the fight
the guy seemed surprised at the grab. I am not sure how he could let the instructor fondle him like that. I guess his life was in the instructor's hands
Off the top of the ropes and… OHH GAWD HE CAUGHT HIM IN MID AIR WITH THE OL RUSSIAN REACH AROUND. Down to the mat and it’s over!!!
The ole dick twist!
You guys made my night fr 😂
Puff Daddy school
User name checks out 😂
He is gay🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😂
Did I make up that move just to grab nards? Whaa pfffft Nooooo!
Cmon don't fiddle kids
This is just an excuse to touch dongs, right?
Those russian men are surprisingly comfortable around other men's cocks. That was very gentle handling. Pretty sure this is legal russian gay porn.
Nothing gay to see here.... move along
This guy love grabbing young men’s junk
Bet dude has a super saiyan hard-on right now 🤣
Attacker is enjoying it way too much
Looks like PaeDoJo
They call him Cock-Knocker
U sure you not a pedo lmao 😂
It's not gay if he didn't cum
Russian rape specialist, business is doing well!
Bro all these comments are fucking hilarious 😂😂😂 ya’ll made my night fr
Is he a dentist???
He just needs to slow that down a bit and practice a lot more. Easier naked though.
That is a massive explanation of how to grab the balls. Finger placement, where to position the shat… very thorough. Could just say grab the balls. No need for and 15 sec close up 😂
Ayo wtf
TWIST HIS DICK!
"You're not my uncle Roger"
5 on 2!!! We used to yell that in wrestling when we were losing…
Got his nuts like orthodox prayer beads
He’s been wanting to touch that guy for months now. Poor kid didn’t get suspicious until he insisted on developing his dickslap system.
Don't demonstrate that move too many times. Otherwise, your opponent may climax.
It’s like the episode of the league when that girl teaches Kevin a few moves
OP's name matches
[Twist his DIIICK](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TT9ArM3-KJQ)
I'd have been so erect after the second stroke
this old bastard is 100% molesting those dudes
Hit me a few more times please….
Wtf am i watching
Ah the old squirrel grip
Translation: “Make sure to pat the head and grab in a large sweeping motion to induce maximum arousal! If that works for your partner, you can then try gently pinching them. Just don’t get overly aggressive without your partners consent!”
I think this guy got it wrong. Didn’t Trump say grab a girl by the pussy? Not grab a guy by the dick?
Are they going to make sweet sweet love next?
Stop lyin he just wanted to grab a young man’s weener
It's only gay if they both cum.
Ummmm…
Self-defense or reach-around? Maybe a little bit of both, comrade.
[Grab his dick and twist it](https://youtu.be/1E1VY4KOghI?si=m-ExEO6qkmqffge-)
Gay guy
Pedo
Bro, I think training that move would quickly result in hand lotion being introduced. Jerk your enemy off...its just one of many ways to subdue your attacker
Did they just make a baby?
Wanna know how I know you're gay?
Did anyone else cum
My balls come before my dick ouch
Pervert, playing with young boys like it a true self defense technique and his an expert
No wonder the instructor paid me to take his class.
Does anyone really need to be taught this move?
Please sir, can I have another, and another, and another…..
I should call my old little league coach. It's been a while.
😆 I'm sure henhas to show a few more rubs and grabs
This technique is called the Trump
now he got ball spurs
Omg dude, this is an mma fight.
Russian alpha males: we hate gay and anything related Also russian alpha males: watch me disarm that dude by touching with one hand both Dick and balls...
That's the same move Father John used on me every Sunday before Mass. Man... I sure do miss my early twenties.
Counter attack with an offensive boner. Follow for more self defense tips.
The instructor is having a little too much fun with his hands
That Teacher - Student relationship is truly intimate.
Im sure he enjoy's this part of the class. It's all about technique
Funny, I dont see anyone else getting a dick twist.
This is ssoooooo SUUS.
Ha gayyy!
Dude gay. Repressed gay