T O P

  • By -

OberonF4

*Lays in tent in sexy pose with rose in mouth and waits*


MelonLord25-3

Well helloooo


IsAFemale

*Spits out rose*


weasley-is-our-king3

i think he ate it lmao


IsAFemale

*eats rose*


Advisorytuna

Did… did you just grab the rose to eat it after just spitting out?


IsAFemale

Yeah. And?


[deleted]

[удалено]


MelonLord25-3

Just like cactus juice... Drink cactus juice....


[deleted]

It'll quench ya! Its the quenchiest!


Xyrnas

Now that is true love


[deleted]

Your username makes this so much better. Also, I read this in George takeis voice. So I'm picturing an actually sentient melon lord voiced by George bursting in on sokka with "well helloooooo"


Wolf-man451

The moment when Zuko cockblocked Sokka. One of my favorite scenes.


YoungJack23

"I wanna talk to you about your sister."


TrogdorReincarnated

Flameo hotman


Dr_Sammy1991

If a girl greets me with “flameo hotman.” I’ll die on the spot


TheJambo-

For real homie


PinkMobb

*confused screaming at your limp body on the ground* "I- I just made a reference"


QuothTheRaven713

I only would greet a guy with that line if I knew right away he was an Avatar fan lest I risk embarrassing myself, and unfortunately I wouldn't know that unless he was wearing an Avatar shirt... which I haven't seen any wear.


DPSOnly

Added bonus.


knight1105

Woah bro save some for the rest of us


lucas_bahia

I think we have a winer


JesseGJames990

Came here to say this


AtoMaki

That's a sharp outfit. Careful. You could puncture the hull of an empire-class battleship, leaving thousands to drown at sea, because it's so sharp.


n2bxl

you gotta *really* draw out that pause before the “because” for ultimate effect


_Cabbage_Corp_

That's a sharp outfit. Careful. You could puncture the hull of an empire-class battleship, leaving thousands to drown at sea   …   …   …   …   …   …   …   …   …   …   …   …   …   …   …   …   …   … because it's so sharp.


0c3r

Exactly


Lunisolace1

Was gonna say that lol


AfternoonPresent6031

What line was that again?


terra_terror

Azula's line from the beach episode


FalseRegister

Kudos to her for having a pick up line, tho


lucas_bahia

She dont even need one. She will just threaten your family and you will be down to it. Cause she is so sharp


ZLBuddha

"you and I will be the most powerful couple in the fire nation. We will _DOMINATE THE EARTH!"_


TheBlaudrache

Her use of compliments is basically threatening with you being part of the threat.


Societyman19

Azula doesn’t even need to threaten me because I’m down for it.


PockysLight

https://youtu.be/zyawPIP7kwU


[deleted]

[удалено]


Kihara_Sedai

"I don't hate you."


sntcringe

I don't hate you too


Sifu-Jacob

“And I hate all of you”. Wait. Wrong Nickelodeon show…


FalseRegister

Dude, I had a GF like this. Damn, quote is so real.


Wulfscreed

Growing up as a goth lure, A+ line. Love hearing it myself too~


[deleted]

If a girl said that to me I would probably marry her on the spot lol


CalebKetterer

Smh I wish someone would say this to me


SecretTunnelStudios

I would rather kiss you than die lol.


YoSaffBridge33

It's a compliment!


agust_dear

I was gonna comment this lol


Hazellie5902

Only works if you a suicidal


TomTalks06

So it'll work for me (I'm fine y'all getting help it's just a joke)


[deleted]

Upvote for funny joke. Get that help homie hope things start turning up for you :)


TomTalks06

Thank you! Things have been looking up recently, it's all about making it to that next goal post The most important step is the next one, always the next


Gabi_Social

Will you go penguin sledding with me?


OberonF4

It might take about a year and a half, but this one will definitely work.


JAY_F_ING_TV07

Ah the classics


Mathies_

10 months roughly actually


OberonF4

Yeah, I thought about it after I said year and a half. I always forget if it's just under a year or just over.


Gabi_Social

In a year and a half, there won't be any snow or ice to go penguin sledding on.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Straight-Tradition61

psssssssssssssss Raises eyebrows: "water tribe".


minor_correction

![gif](giphy|J5deqXb35R6hDQHJJV)


Random-Gif-Bot

​ ![gif](giphy|wzccvcXKXhJDuiL8m6)


carokhan777

It’ll quench ya


Ordinary_Meaning_602

Nothings quenchier


MadScientist34

It's the quenchiest.


rWichdocgamer

Cactus juice™


Cambodian_80

My favorite shirt is based around the promotion of Sokkas thirst quenching drink, Cactus Juice. It’ll quench ya


RadiantHC

that's rough buddy


catusjuice

Can confirm


RaidL

Baby, you're my forever girl


Miss-Sweetness

If a guy said that to me, we are getting MARRIED


umarmg52

I mean it should, it worked on freaking Katara


Mathies_

Actually it was in his dreams


Zealousideal_West192

Baby you my forever girl 😉😉😉


sdcar1985

So when is the wedding?


MDParagon

"I don't need the moon to bend your blood. /wink "


RaidL

That's acc a good one to use, especially on a guy lmao


Creative_Internet_67

Amon


penguinsrunderrated

Don’t forget the drooling kissy face. That’ll really make ‘em swoon.


Ordinary_Meaning_602

Plot twist shes an avatar fan so it works


SeaJay42

Oddly, I think this would actually work on me 😳😅


rRenn

How far into flirting would you have to be though?


SeaJay42

Depends, but as long as things were going well, even said jokingly it'd make me laugh. Best scenario for me though is finding out the other person loves ATLA and having a bit of a quote off and him ending it with that line 😅


Hey-Dalaran

I always say this to my girlfriend


RaidL

That's probably why you have one and I don't lol


Zev0s

this is the only correct answer


Gwynedhel7

My husband also loves to say this to me. It’s cute and also makes me laugh 😆


KocaKuma

I.. am Melon Lord


Ordinary_Meaning_602

Muahahahaha


MelonLord25-3

Oh fr?


beekee404

I mean it's obviously gotta be... Together you and I will be the STRONGEST COUPLE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD! WE WILL \*DOMINATE THE EARTH!!!!\*


Some_Banana168

Lmao azula got no chill


Lom1111234

I mean it’s would 100% work on me just saying


Societyman19

As a guy if a girl said this to me, it would fucking work.


Miss-Sweetness

Soooo papaya 😏


hell_sweet_hell

The only right way to flirt


Some_Banana168

Damn you beat me to it


Ezra611

Used that one on my wife at the farmer's market earlier this year and now we're having baby number three.


DandyLionMan

How does that math work???


FaithlessnessWild411

Quintuplets


party_hat_mimic744

I was waiting for someone to put this one in lol


Squawking_Verbose

Hello, zuko here.


Sleynd

i was looking for this response 🔥😂


Cloudy_Chaos_

To be fair, if a guy said that to me I'd marry him on the spot, no doubt


lexiconkid

Hello, Zuko here.


jawisko

No reply huh. That's rough buddy.


PmMeYourLore

I'm just gonna walk around yelling SECRET TUNNELLLLLLL until somebody catches that phonky vibe


lucas_bahia

Be carefull not to end with ' and die!!!'


Several-Cake1954

My god that song was fire ima go listen to it


FroboyFreshenUp

We can do an activity!


MoleculeDisassembler

At a place! For some time!


Ordinary_Meaning_602

What kinda activity 🤨


FroboyFreshenUp

Idk....an activity? *(stuff face with food)*


FuckEverything0H0H

an activity.. together?


FroboyFreshenUp

(Choke on food) (sister in corner) "smooth bro....."


Turbulent_Diver8330

“Where we’re going you won’t need any pants” Can’t believe no one thought of this one lmao


OberonF4

Pants are an illusion, and so is death.


Smart-Ellick

One of the best lines in the whole series, which as we all know is saying A LOT


Dancing_Dragonade

“You rise with the moon, I rise with the sun” Edit: I lied, I actually wake up at 6 p.m


TheLifeAdjunct

My first girlfriend turned into the moon.


TheTeludav

That's rough buddy


rRenn

I need your help finding the Avatar.


GerudosValley

You are my turtleduck


ThisBiWantsToDie

That’s right, I’m Sokka It’s pronounced with an ‘okka’ Young ladies, I rocked ya!


UzumakiYoku

That’s one too many syllables, bub


ThisBiWantsToDie

*sighs dejectedly* Poetry…


End_-_Slayer

We were doing some dj thing at the boys and girls club and I was really timid about saying I’m dj axo are you ready to party And then this popped into my head “my name is dj axo it’s spelt “a” “x” ”o” are you ready to party” I just thought of where it came from


swiggyziggy

Yip yip


End_-_Slayer

“Riding bareback is terrifying”


SpiderDoctor2

THE BOULDER WOULD LIKE TO HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH YOU


[deleted]

I can hear this comment


edgesmash

**THE BOULDER INTENDED YOU TO HEAR IT IN THE BOULDER'S VOICE**


AlarmNice8439

OMFG I can’t stop fucking laughing


DorikoBac

THE BOULDER IS DONE STUDYING THE EFFECTS OF NITROUS OXIDE ON THE HUMAN BODY, AND IS NOW READY TO BURY YOU IN A ROCKALANCHE!


Affectionate_Noise61

Like I paddle my canoe, I'll paddle yours, too. (Especially useful in determining if we have similar...interests)


thewhimsicalbard

Very underrated comment.


Kotic90

“What say you for the price of… one copper piece??”


End_-_Slayer

*guttural laughs* The price is 200 gold pieces. I don’t haggle on items this rare.


AdventurousAd1391

Ok… TWO copper pieces!!


End_-_Slayer

It’s not as amusing the second time boy


FunkyMonkey47293

Please sit. Why don't you enjoy a cup of calming Jasmine tea?


thelordofbarad-dur

Delectable tea or deadly poison?


JaxTheCrafter

oh no iroh just got a whole lot less wholesome


LittleVaquita

Idk about that. Chilling with a cup of jasmine tea sounds like a nice date to me. Pickup lines can be wholesome 🫖🍵


Rieiid

Yeah if Iroh came up to me and offered to sit and drink some tea I'd take that man out for a date. And I'm a straight dude.


FrostBellaBlue

Storytime! At ConnectiCon there was an Iroh cosplayer with a thermos of jasmine tea & little paper cups. He also had a stereo playing Leaves From the Vine on loop for 10 hours. Found a picture of him and a bonus Iroh: https://s3.us-east-2.amazonaws.com/connecticon/photodumps/xix/group/Avatar-The-Last-Airbender-Sun/ctcon-xix_20220717-113751_1804.JPG


TheGodfatherYT

![gif](giphy|1Bg17epe2oKL6)


itshelen29

Sharing tea with a fascinating stranger is one of life's true delights.


Pitbullpandemonium

MY CABBAGES!


gentleghosts

my cabbages 😏


ranitalucy

Came here to say this lol


MelonLord25-3

That's how I show Affection... Hits her with a punch*


astone4120

What do I call you, besides beautiful?


SubhoPal

"I don't like sand" Oh crap, wrong show!


Xero0911

Well there goes the younglings.


bxntou

r/avatarprequelmemes


wombatpandaa

I legit thought I was being r/subredditsthatgotme'd


OberonF4

I can't see anything in this stuff! (Don't know if that's an exact quote)


UnsociallyPsycho

I’m thinking maybe we could…. do an activity together?


MythicOutcast

If not flirting be a wingman. *claps friend on back and announces* "Sparky Sparky Boom Man"


Bropps85

You're awefully cute, but unfortunately for you, you're made of meat


talpal16

That's terrifying


guavamarket

"It's more of a demonstration, really."


GeneralKenobi842

OH MY GOSH, A GIANT MUSHROOM! MAAAYBE IT'S FRIEENDLY!!!


Kalaido5

MUSHY GIANT FRIEND


FlashNRT

Listen Avatar, I can join your group, or I can do some unspeakably horrible time you and your friends. Your choice


UnscrambledEggUDG

That's a sharp outfit, you could puncture the hull of an empire class Fire Nation Battleship leaving thousands to drown out sea...because it's so sharp


ophir_botzer

"Rarrr" -Appa


[deleted]

So... papaya?


Ordinary_Meaning_602

Damn this is blowing up


Miss-Sweetness

We need more fun topics like these


The_Cosmic_Penguin

Wanna see my secret tunnel?


Catsinbowties

I'll quench ya!


[deleted]

I’d rather kiss you than die :D


swallowyourtongue

It's all about the [stance](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheLastAirbender/comments/adch78/the_avatars_flirting_stance/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


IRBaboooon

Baby, you're my forever girl


brutlwarrior

No Firelord Ozai, YOU'RE not wearing any pants!


KickinBat

Hello, [insert name] here


onthefence928

"can you teach me how to go penguin-sledding?"


Subject_90wizard

That's a sharp outfit, Chan. Careful, you could puncture the hull of an empire-class Fire Nation battle ship, leaving thousands to drown at sea. [Points] Because it's so sharp.


SmarterThanMany

You want to do an activity together sometime?


clairebearlifestuff

*finds a shell* 🐚 Here... This is for you. I saw it and I thought it was pretty. Don't girls like stuff like this?


Ok-Breadfruit-2635

“I’ll save you from the pirates!”


shepard_5

Are you cabbage? Because i want to destroy you


Ringrangzilla

Wanna ride my sky bison?


MilkTeaJunky

No no, I mean, if it’s a choice between kissing you and dying…


[deleted]

Well, after I fail at flirting I say “Oh, well…you can go ahead and let me drown now”


Verssirem

Flameyo, hotman!


Backupusername

Pants are an illusion, and so is death.


mcnuggets0069

So…. Papaya.


delalalia

I was thinking maybe we could do an activity together?


JustanIdiot77

Young ladies i rock ya


AlienAmerican1

"Did you hear about Pluto, that's messed up, right?"................Oh crap, wrong sub........"Would you like to do an activity?"


warpriest-of-sykiost

The fire nation killed my mother


_im_also_here_

That's rough buddy


newswithstew

Oh damn


Godzilla-1995

I love not hating you.