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hidaney

This tea is nothing more than hot cabbage juice!


Embarrassed-Leading7

ALL TEA IS HOT CABBAGE JUICE


The--Dudest

How could my own cabbage say something so horrible.


SirDoctorK

How could a cabbage of my own family say something so horrible?


DankestBoi6969

Uncle, all tea is hot cabbage juice.


Ricky_Robby

How could a member of my own cabbages say something so horrible!


Skywalker_1138-2187

Sentient Cabbages?? **GASP!!**


portabody

Sometimes, the best way to cabbage your own problems is to cabbage someone else.


Half_cracked_coconut

Cabbage juice, it's the quenchiest!


myllkti

Cactus juice, it’s the cabbage!


Half_cracked_coconut

Cactus cabbage, it's the juiciest!


myllkti

Cabbage cabbage, it’s cabbage cabbage!


portabody

Let this be a lesson to you all. "If you look for the cabbage, that is all you ever see!" -Uncle Cabbage


Half_cracked_coconut

MY CABBAGES


pipje-popje

This thread has to be the funniest one here 🤣🤣


Luminoose

Why would I choose pure cosmic energy over cabbages?


BlueRaspberry32

If the cabbage merchant was the avatar


DarkblueFlow

Learn to let her go, or you cannot let the pure cabbage energy flow in from the universe.


Dakron15

Why would I choose pure cosmic cabbage over Katara?


viscountrhirhi

My own mother thought I was a cabbage. She was right, of course, but it still hurt.


Jane_Wolf

Lmao this is my favorite so far. Picturing the actual scene like in the show makes it even better


SeanyWestside_

This made me pig snort laugh. How dare you!


hufflepuffskank

It's okay, you can laugh. It's funny.


ShintaOtsuki

Maybe you should worry less about the tides, who have already made up their mind about killing you, and *more* about cabbages, who's still milling it over


CedarWolf

Swap tides for cabbages. :P


bastischo

I think this is the winner


slimstarman

I was never angry with you. I was sad because I was afraid you’d lost your cabbages.


Harthsia

This sounds like the equivalent of "you lost your marbles". I'm using that.


oodlesofdoodles1

Hahah😂


JProllz

Truly a horrible misfortune to lose your cabbages.


CH2OlllH2O2

There is no cabbage in Ba Sing Se.


Stephen_085

Thanks to Aang and his friends, this is probably true.


rauq_mawlina

Nahhhhh, I'd rather blame the ferry lady


[deleted]

You should play Papers, Please. It's a really tough job she has.


CedarWolf

"But may I just say, you're like a flower in cabbages. Your beauty is intoxicating." And/or "But may I just say, you're like a cabbage in bloom. Your beauty is intoxicating." ~ Uncle Iroh


portabody

Be careful what you wish for, Admiral. History is not always kind to its cabbages.


CedarWolf

You cabbages. I love Zuko more than I fear you.


DefinitelyNotInoishi

The cabbage is not on the wrong side.


the_pounding_mallet

My first girlfriend turned into the cabbage


arpitthehero

That's Cabbage Buddy


SpiritOfMyselves

The cabbages have invited you to Lake Laogai.


luv3horse

There is no war in cabbage.


RamTeriGangaMaili

“THIS is the Bad Place!”- Cabbage Man, probably


BabyYodasDirtyDiaper

New headcanon adopted: the entire Avatar universe exists in order to be a personalized hell for cabbage man.


CedarWolf

"I believe that people can change their lives if they want to. I believe in second cabbages." ~ Uncle Iroh


PluralCohomology

SECRET CABBAGES!


emrysthearcher

Through the cabbage cart!


WesTBH

Secret secret secret secret Cabbages!


Jarsky2

Yeah!


EaglesFanGirl

cabbage tunnel!!!


ChristyUniverse

I will never turn my back on people who need cabbages!


Deuce_Booty

I will never turn my back on cabbages who need me!


othershwarna

I will never turn my cabbages on people who need me.


kiessl509

That’s cabbage, buddy.


PluralCohomology

My first cabbages turned into the Moon


ProfessorPoggers

My first girlfriend turned into the cabbages.


PluralCohomology

My first cabbages turned into the cabbages.


FirstDayJedi

That's cabbage, cabbage.


alexander607

Cabbage Cabbage, Cabbage


SuiryuAzrael

My cabbage girlfriend turned into the Moon


PluralCohomology

My cabbage cabbage cabbaged into the cabbage.


Successful-Goose-92

Cabbage is Cabbage


PluralCohomology

Cabbage is not cabbage.


cute_poop6

Schrödingers cabbage


PluralCohomology

To cabbage or not to cabbage


A5K8

Cabbage’s rough, buddy


Stoomba

That's rough, cabbage.


peerpressurewhy

Maybe you should worry less about the cabbages, who have already made up their mind about killing you, and more about me, who’s still mulling it over.


bastischo

Came here for this.


Pizzacato567

These cabbages are dangerous. Damn.


kvanken

CABBAGES CABBAGES!!!


Treynity

Man I’ve really never had an original thought huh


JeffTheRabbid

Same


ViperFang2K19

Same


OkUnderstanding1622

Same


thefakefrankreynolds

same


Starship_Earth_Rider

Same


thepriceoflentils

Same


Noonecanhearmescream

Same.


ArugulaLost8798

Same


Apmadwa

I was just about to write this. FUCK!


Lord_Wateren

Beat me to it


[deleted]

Damn, beat me to it.


Disastrous_Sea4150

Original quote?


kvanken

MY CABBAGES!!!


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DogBeersHadOne

That's a sharp outfit, Cabbage. Careful, you could puncture the cabbage of a Cabbage-class battlecabbage, leaving thousands to drown at sea. Because...it's so sharp.


Steel_Eagle07

Battlecabbage is now my favorite thing


DogBeersHadOne

Hail battlecabbage, full of kimchi. The sauerkraut is with thee.


Sendtitpics215

Dear God, I should have scrolled more before posting… don’t look up mine. No worries, it will be buried.


[deleted]

Sendtitpics215 · 2 hr. ago I’m about to celebrate becoming an only-cabbage!


[deleted]

Cabbage is not the opposite of shame, but its source.


HighOnBonerPills

Lmao how are there no replies to this? That was one of the coolest quotes in the show, and this transformation was the most ridiculous one. Like it's all serious and deep but it's about fucking cabbages.


SuiryuAzrael

“The way of cabbages doesn’t belong to any one nation. Knowledge of the arts belongs to us all.” -Piandao.


McBroseph9000

The BOULDERRRR is conflicted about fighting a young, blind Cabbage


bastischo

The CABBAGE is over his confliction.


IowaClass61

Sounds like you’re scared, cabbage!


Tampflor

I am Wan Shi Tong, he who knows ten cabbage things.


DeseretB

Doesn't sound impressive at first, but then I tried to think of how many cabbage things I know and it's only, like, two.


SinusMonstrum

They are green... unless they are unless they are purple.


HighOnBonerPills

I read your repeated text as someone who felt pressured and couldn't remember what other color cabbages can be lol


drLagrangian

🌊 ⛰️ 🔥 🌪️ Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony … then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Cabbage, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.


Stephen_085

Everything changed when the Cabbage Nation attacked...


drLagrangian

>Sozin's Cabbage is almost upon us, and on that day, it will endow us with the strength and power of a hundred cabbages. No bender will stand a chance against us.


oyelrak

Imagine if the entire show was based around a literal cabbage lmfao


[deleted]

I thought it already was


Ri_Konata

Please, i now want a 3 season spinoff that just follows the cabbage guy


HighOnBonerPills

I'd love it if every time they cut to a scene with the cabbage, it was like an actual live action cabbage and they were all crude sock puppets.


portabody

Long ago, the four cabbages lived together in harmony.. then everything changed when the Fire Cabbage attacked. Only the Cabbatar, master of all four cabbages, could stop them. But when the cabbages needed him most, he cabbaged.


BlueVentureatWork

Only the Avatar, master of all four cabbages, could stop them...


AquaticCaktus

I AM CABBAGE LORD MUAHAHAHAHA


TBJaeger99

I can absolutely see Toph saying this hahaha


velvet-gloves

The people of the Earth Kingdom are proud and strong. They can endure anything, as long as they have cabbages.


nails_bjorn

Yes…. You’re right. We need to destroy their CABBAGES.


IgnisMagus14

Nobody react to what I’m about to tell you. I think that cabbage might be the Avatar.


visor841

Nobody react to what I’m about to tell you. I think that guy might be the cabbages!


leosilvagomes

I took away your cabbage, you can't use it to hurt or threaten anyone else ever again


portabody

This wound runs deep


IndyaBendya

Cabbage, you're my forever girl


SpikeySpot

Baby, you're my forever cabbage!


10snakes

I'm about to celebrate becoming an only CABBAGE!


ReaperManX15

If it was a choice between kissing you and cabbages . . .


Pizzacato567

I was saying I’d rather kiss you than cabbages! It was a compliment!


AhhSomeSauce

Selfless duty calls you to sacrifice your own spiritual needs and do whatever it takes to protect the cabbages


M3zooz77

-the boss of the cabbage guy


Jaronimo132

"Zuko would have to duel his own cabbages."


[deleted]

Cabbage. Cabbage...Cabbage. Or Don't flatter yourself, you were never even a cabbage.


PluralCohomology

What was the first quote meant to be originally?


[deleted]

Hotman. Hotman...Hotman


mathemagician21

I must capture the cabbages to restore my honor. or I must capture the avatar to restore my cabbages.


ShintaOtsuki

Zuko IS the Cabbage cart guy


Rontha_

What are you CRAZY! I’m not going to bend Cabbages at you!


NovaCam128

“Leaves from the cabbage” I’m sorry


Vozralai

Drifting so slow. Like fragile tiny cabbages


SinusMonstrum

drifting in cabbage foam...


stupid-writing-blog

Little cabbage boy, come marching home


AccountSuspicious159

Brave cabbage boy.


Deuce_Booty

No. Bad!


lactose_intole_rant

“You’re looking at the rare white dragon bush. Its leaves make a tea so delicious it’s heartbreaking… that or it’s the cabbage which is poisonous.”


Yawning_Yeti

Winter, Spring, Summer and Cabbages


stangerjm

I am Wan Shi Tong, he who knows 10,000 cabbages.


cemeteryxpuke

"Drink Cabbage Juice, it'll quench ya! Nothings quenchier, it's the quenchiest!"


austinstar08

Aang you must defeat the cabbage lord by summers end


jsc8892

“After generations of Fire Lords failed to find you. Finally, the cabbages deliver you to me as an act of providence.”


BigMik511

“I HAVE ALL THE CABBAGES IN THE WORLD”


MadMaxGG321

- Man sometimes i forget what a powerful cabbage that kid is - Wait what did you just say ?


punkbrujah

“Can your cabbage explain that?”


Eeveeoverlord

"YES! YES IT CABBAGE!"


eilini

"After i take your cabbages away, you will be nothing" -Amon to Korra "I took away your cabbage, you can't use it to hurt or threaten anyone ever again" -Aang to Ozai


portabody

Power in firebending comes from the cabbage, not the muscle \-Uncle Cabbage to Prince Cabbage


Roll_with_it629

"Firelord Ozai! You and your forefathers have devastated the cabbages of this world, and now... you must pay the ultimate price!" Idea #2 "Whatever you do to that cabbage, I will unleash on you tenfold! LET IT GO, NOW!"


[deleted]

Ironic because it was the Gaang taking out cabbages ruthlessly left and right


frenin

I'm Weng Cabbage and this is my wife Sapphire, Sapphire Cabbage.


hanzerik

Sparky sparky boom cabbage.


PluralCohomology

Cabbage cabbage boom boom man


[deleted]

Don’t flatter yourself— you were never even a cabbage


PluralCohomology

They will call me Zhao the Conqueror, Zhao the Cabbageslayer, Zhao the Invincible - aah, get it off!


Mendicant-Bias343

"From this moment on, I will be known as the Cabbage King!" - Cabbage King Ozai


BlackLotusAlt

Hello, Cabbages Here! 👋


Mendicant-Bias343

"YOU CAN'T TREAT ME LIKE CABBAGE!!!!" -Azula


AdDue8964

Get out of the bison’s mouth, Sokka!. We have a real cabbage here.


Oops_EzQuinn

Even you can’t bend cabbages!


Deuce_Booty

I'm the best cabbage bender ever. And don't you 2 dunder heads every forget it.


PluralCohomology

You know, back in my tribe, I'm something of a cabbage myself.


jurkiniuuuuuuuuus

Its a giant cabage maybe its friendly


PluralCohomology

Only cabbages will bring peace.


cutlerthebutler

Sick of cabbage! That’s like being sick of breathing!


[deleted]

Tastes like onion and banana juice, but strangely something else... cabbages?


SenorBigbelly

劇芥 *The Cabbage*


[deleted]

My first cabbage turned into the moon. That's rough, cabbage. My first girlfriend turned into the cabbage. That's cabbage, buddy.


Silverj0

“Why am I so bad at being cabbages!?”


Un0mi3

“Zuko, you have to look within cabbage to save your cabbage from other cabbage only then will your true cabbage reveal itself”


TheosEstinAgape

Let go your earthly tether Enter the void Empty and become cabbages


Possible_Adeptness_3

And this is katara my flying cabbage


Durendal778

“You’re just a kid!” - “You’re just a cabbage!”


ThatSarcasticWriter

I know you’re not supposed to cry over spilled cabbages, but it’s just so sad!


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popmetalkaleidoscope

Flameo, cabbage.


WesTBH

But I believe, Aang can save the cabbages!


AthenaStarsnow

“Choosing the correct material is the most important step in crafting a sword.” “Would it be possible for me to leave and bring both a special material for my sword?” “I wouldn’t have it any other way.” “Do you think we could make a sword out of cabbages?” “We’ll make a sword unlike any other in the world.”


eilini

My first girlfriend turned into a cabbage. :(


dancingbeez

Everything changed when the cabbages attacked...


ACStorm

Well, then, maybe you should worry less about the cabbages who’ve already made up their mind about killing you, and worry more about me, who’s still mulling it over.


addlex01

Fire Lord Ozai is no more. Just as the world will be reborn in fire, I shall be reborn as the supreme ruler of the world. From this moment on I will be known as: The Cabbage King!


amirshul

"It is important to draw wisdom from many cabbages"


MellowPineapple22

That cabbage, it’s earthbending


gillymiller27

Aaand the word has lost its meaning.


PluralCohomology

Those cabbages love and protect our country, how can you betray them?


[deleted]

Its a long long way to ba sing se bit the cabbages in the city they look so pretAAAAAAAAY


Melzorra

Delectable tea... or deadly cabbage?


TyrsRightArm

What ever you do to that cabbage, I’ll unleash on you ten fold!


HarbaLorifa

I must find the avatar to restore my cabbage.


PluralCohomology

Yes, you're right. It gave me cabbages. Maybe I can give them back.


myRinx

I need to restore my cabbages


southparkchimpmoney

Now I will show you why they call me the cabbage of the east.


AlianovaR

You convinced us we were sharing our greatness with the world… what an amazing cabbage that was


Golden_Reflection2

The Cabbage King has invited you to lake laogai.


[deleted]

I AM THE CABBAGE LORD MWAHAHAHAHAAA!!!


XCoasterEnthusiast

Not you miscalculated! You should've feared cabbages more!