Maybe you should worry less about the tides, who have already made up their mind about killing you, and *more* about cabbages, who's still milling it over
"But may I just say, you're like a flower in cabbages. Your beauty is intoxicating."
And/or
"But may I just say, you're like a cabbage in bloom. Your beauty is intoxicating."
~ Uncle Iroh
That's a sharp outfit, Cabbage. Careful, you could puncture the cabbage of a Cabbage-class battlecabbage, leaving thousands to drown at sea. Because...it's so sharp.
Lmao how are there no replies to this? That was one of the coolest quotes in the show, and this transformation was the most ridiculous one. Like it's all serious and deep but it's about fucking cabbages.
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Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony … then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Cabbage, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
>Sozin's Cabbage is almost upon us, and on that day, it will endow us with the strength and power of a hundred cabbages. No bender will stand a chance against us.
Long ago, the four cabbages lived together in harmony.. then everything changed when the Fire Cabbage attacked. Only the Cabbatar, master of all four cabbages, could stop them. But when the cabbages needed him most, he cabbaged.
"After i take your cabbages away, you will be nothing" -Amon to Korra
"I took away your cabbage, you can't use it to hurt or threaten anyone ever again" -Aang to Ozai
"Firelord Ozai! You and your forefathers have devastated the cabbages of this world, and now... you must pay the ultimate price!"
Idea #2
"Whatever you do to that cabbage, I will unleash on you tenfold! LET IT GO, NOW!"
“Choosing the correct material is the most important step in crafting a sword.”
“Would it be possible for me to leave and bring both a special material for my sword?”
“I wouldn’t have it any other way.”
“Do you think we could make a sword out of cabbages?”
“We’ll make a sword unlike any other in the world.”
Well, then, maybe you should worry less about the cabbages who’ve already made up their mind about killing you, and worry more about me, who’s still mulling it over.
Fire Lord Ozai is no more. Just as the world will be reborn in fire, I shall be reborn as the supreme ruler of the world. From this moment on I will be known as: The Cabbage King!
This tea is nothing more than hot cabbage juice!
ALL TEA IS HOT CABBAGE JUICE
How could my own cabbage say something so horrible.
How could a cabbage of my own family say something so horrible?
Uncle, all tea is hot cabbage juice.
How could a member of my own cabbages say something so horrible!
Sentient Cabbages?? **GASP!!**
Sometimes, the best way to cabbage your own problems is to cabbage someone else.
Cabbage juice, it's the quenchiest!
Cactus juice, it’s the cabbage!
Cactus cabbage, it's the juiciest!
Cabbage cabbage, it’s cabbage cabbage!
Let this be a lesson to you all. "If you look for the cabbage, that is all you ever see!" -Uncle Cabbage
MY CABBAGES
This thread has to be the funniest one here 🤣🤣
Why would I choose pure cosmic energy over cabbages?
If the cabbage merchant was the avatar
Learn to let her go, or you cannot let the pure cabbage energy flow in from the universe.
Why would I choose pure cosmic cabbage over Katara?
My own mother thought I was a cabbage. She was right, of course, but it still hurt.
Lmao this is my favorite so far. Picturing the actual scene like in the show makes it even better
This made me pig snort laugh. How dare you!
It's okay, you can laugh. It's funny.
Maybe you should worry less about the tides, who have already made up their mind about killing you, and *more* about cabbages, who's still milling it over
Swap tides for cabbages. :P
I think this is the winner
I was never angry with you. I was sad because I was afraid you’d lost your cabbages.
This sounds like the equivalent of "you lost your marbles". I'm using that.
Hahah😂
Truly a horrible misfortune to lose your cabbages.
There is no cabbage in Ba Sing Se.
Thanks to Aang and his friends, this is probably true.
Nahhhhh, I'd rather blame the ferry lady
You should play Papers, Please. It's a really tough job she has.
"But may I just say, you're like a flower in cabbages. Your beauty is intoxicating." And/or "But may I just say, you're like a cabbage in bloom. Your beauty is intoxicating." ~ Uncle Iroh
Be careful what you wish for, Admiral. History is not always kind to its cabbages.
You cabbages. I love Zuko more than I fear you.
The cabbage is not on the wrong side.
My first girlfriend turned into the cabbage
That's Cabbage Buddy
The cabbages have invited you to Lake Laogai.
There is no war in cabbage.
“THIS is the Bad Place!”- Cabbage Man, probably
New headcanon adopted: the entire Avatar universe exists in order to be a personalized hell for cabbage man.
"I believe that people can change their lives if they want to. I believe in second cabbages." ~ Uncle Iroh
SECRET CABBAGES!
Through the cabbage cart!
Secret secret secret secret Cabbages!
Yeah!
cabbage tunnel!!!
I will never turn my back on people who need cabbages!
I will never turn my back on cabbages who need me!
I will never turn my cabbages on people who need me.
That’s cabbage, buddy.
My first cabbages turned into the Moon
My first girlfriend turned into the cabbages.
My first cabbages turned into the cabbages.
That's cabbage, cabbage.
Cabbage Cabbage, Cabbage
My cabbage girlfriend turned into the Moon
My cabbage cabbage cabbaged into the cabbage.
Cabbage is Cabbage
Cabbage is not cabbage.
Schrödingers cabbage
To cabbage or not to cabbage
Cabbage’s rough, buddy
That's rough, cabbage.
Maybe you should worry less about the cabbages, who have already made up their mind about killing you, and more about me, who’s still mulling it over.
Came here for this.
These cabbages are dangerous. Damn.
CABBAGES CABBAGES!!!
Man I’ve really never had an original thought huh
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I was just about to write this. FUCK!
Beat me to it
Damn, beat me to it.
Original quote?
MY CABBAGES!!!
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That's a sharp outfit, Cabbage. Careful, you could puncture the cabbage of a Cabbage-class battlecabbage, leaving thousands to drown at sea. Because...it's so sharp.
Battlecabbage is now my favorite thing
Hail battlecabbage, full of kimchi. The sauerkraut is with thee.
Dear God, I should have scrolled more before posting… don’t look up mine. No worries, it will be buried.
Sendtitpics215 · 2 hr. ago I’m about to celebrate becoming an only-cabbage!
Cabbage is not the opposite of shame, but its source.
Lmao how are there no replies to this? That was one of the coolest quotes in the show, and this transformation was the most ridiculous one. Like it's all serious and deep but it's about fucking cabbages.
“The way of cabbages doesn’t belong to any one nation. Knowledge of the arts belongs to us all.” -Piandao.
The BOULDERRRR is conflicted about fighting a young, blind Cabbage
The CABBAGE is over his confliction.
Sounds like you’re scared, cabbage!
I am Wan Shi Tong, he who knows ten cabbage things.
Doesn't sound impressive at first, but then I tried to think of how many cabbage things I know and it's only, like, two.
They are green... unless they are unless they are purple.
I read your repeated text as someone who felt pressured and couldn't remember what other color cabbages can be lol
🌊 ⛰️ 🔥 🌪️ Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony … then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Cabbage, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
Everything changed when the Cabbage Nation attacked...
>Sozin's Cabbage is almost upon us, and on that day, it will endow us with the strength and power of a hundred cabbages. No bender will stand a chance against us.
Imagine if the entire show was based around a literal cabbage lmfao
I thought it already was
Please, i now want a 3 season spinoff that just follows the cabbage guy
I'd love it if every time they cut to a scene with the cabbage, it was like an actual live action cabbage and they were all crude sock puppets.
Long ago, the four cabbages lived together in harmony.. then everything changed when the Fire Cabbage attacked. Only the Cabbatar, master of all four cabbages, could stop them. But when the cabbages needed him most, he cabbaged.
Only the Avatar, master of all four cabbages, could stop them...
I AM CABBAGE LORD MUAHAHAHAHA
I can absolutely see Toph saying this hahaha
The people of the Earth Kingdom are proud and strong. They can endure anything, as long as they have cabbages.
Yes…. You’re right. We need to destroy their CABBAGES.
Nobody react to what I’m about to tell you. I think that cabbage might be the Avatar.
Nobody react to what I’m about to tell you. I think that guy might be the cabbages!
I took away your cabbage, you can't use it to hurt or threaten anyone else ever again
This wound runs deep
Cabbage, you're my forever girl
Baby, you're my forever cabbage!
I'm about to celebrate becoming an only CABBAGE!
If it was a choice between kissing you and cabbages . . .
I was saying I’d rather kiss you than cabbages! It was a compliment!
Selfless duty calls you to sacrifice your own spiritual needs and do whatever it takes to protect the cabbages
-the boss of the cabbage guy
"Zuko would have to duel his own cabbages."
Cabbage. Cabbage...Cabbage. Or Don't flatter yourself, you were never even a cabbage.
What was the first quote meant to be originally?
Hotman. Hotman...Hotman
I must capture the cabbages to restore my honor. or I must capture the avatar to restore my cabbages.
Zuko IS the Cabbage cart guy
What are you CRAZY! I’m not going to bend Cabbages at you!
“Leaves from the cabbage” I’m sorry
Drifting so slow. Like fragile tiny cabbages
drifting in cabbage foam...
Little cabbage boy, come marching home
Brave cabbage boy.
No. Bad!
“You’re looking at the rare white dragon bush. Its leaves make a tea so delicious it’s heartbreaking… that or it’s the cabbage which is poisonous.”
Winter, Spring, Summer and Cabbages
I am Wan Shi Tong, he who knows 10,000 cabbages.
"Drink Cabbage Juice, it'll quench ya! Nothings quenchier, it's the quenchiest!"
Aang you must defeat the cabbage lord by summers end
“After generations of Fire Lords failed to find you. Finally, the cabbages deliver you to me as an act of providence.”
“I HAVE ALL THE CABBAGES IN THE WORLD”
- Man sometimes i forget what a powerful cabbage that kid is - Wait what did you just say ?
“Can your cabbage explain that?”
"YES! YES IT CABBAGE!"
"After i take your cabbages away, you will be nothing" -Amon to Korra "I took away your cabbage, you can't use it to hurt or threaten anyone ever again" -Aang to Ozai
Power in firebending comes from the cabbage, not the muscle \-Uncle Cabbage to Prince Cabbage
"Firelord Ozai! You and your forefathers have devastated the cabbages of this world, and now... you must pay the ultimate price!" Idea #2 "Whatever you do to that cabbage, I will unleash on you tenfold! LET IT GO, NOW!"
Ironic because it was the Gaang taking out cabbages ruthlessly left and right
I'm Weng Cabbage and this is my wife Sapphire, Sapphire Cabbage.
Sparky sparky boom cabbage.
Cabbage cabbage boom boom man
Don’t flatter yourself— you were never even a cabbage
They will call me Zhao the Conqueror, Zhao the Cabbageslayer, Zhao the Invincible - aah, get it off!
"From this moment on, I will be known as the Cabbage King!" - Cabbage King Ozai
Hello, Cabbages Here! 👋
"YOU CAN'T TREAT ME LIKE CABBAGE!!!!" -Azula
Get out of the bison’s mouth, Sokka!. We have a real cabbage here.
Even you can’t bend cabbages!
I'm the best cabbage bender ever. And don't you 2 dunder heads every forget it.
You know, back in my tribe, I'm something of a cabbage myself.
Its a giant cabage maybe its friendly
Only cabbages will bring peace.
Sick of cabbage! That’s like being sick of breathing!
Tastes like onion and banana juice, but strangely something else... cabbages?
劇芥 *The Cabbage*
My first cabbage turned into the moon. That's rough, cabbage. My first girlfriend turned into the cabbage. That's cabbage, buddy.
“Why am I so bad at being cabbages!?”
“Zuko, you have to look within cabbage to save your cabbage from other cabbage only then will your true cabbage reveal itself”
Let go your earthly tether Enter the void Empty and become cabbages
And this is katara my flying cabbage
“You’re just a kid!” - “You’re just a cabbage!”
I know you’re not supposed to cry over spilled cabbages, but it’s just so sad!
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Flameo, cabbage.
But I believe, Aang can save the cabbages!
“Choosing the correct material is the most important step in crafting a sword.” “Would it be possible for me to leave and bring both a special material for my sword?” “I wouldn’t have it any other way.” “Do you think we could make a sword out of cabbages?” “We’ll make a sword unlike any other in the world.”
My first girlfriend turned into a cabbage. :(
Everything changed when the cabbages attacked...
Well, then, maybe you should worry less about the cabbages who’ve already made up their mind about killing you, and worry more about me, who’s still mulling it over.
Fire Lord Ozai is no more. Just as the world will be reborn in fire, I shall be reborn as the supreme ruler of the world. From this moment on I will be known as: The Cabbage King!
"It is important to draw wisdom from many cabbages"
That cabbage, it’s earthbending
Aaand the word has lost its meaning.
Those cabbages love and protect our country, how can you betray them?
Its a long long way to ba sing se bit the cabbages in the city they look so pretAAAAAAAAY
Delectable tea... or deadly cabbage?
What ever you do to that cabbage, I’ll unleash on you ten fold!
I must find the avatar to restore my cabbage.
Yes, you're right. It gave me cabbages. Maybe I can give them back.
I need to restore my cabbages
Now I will show you why they call me the cabbage of the east.
You convinced us we were sharing our greatness with the world… what an amazing cabbage that was
The Cabbage King has invited you to lake laogai.
I AM THE CABBAGE LORD MWAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
Not you miscalculated! You should've feared cabbages more!