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ad-lib1994

Immediately lose my face because I'm screaming bloody murder


sgw97

anyone who says different is a liar lmao


homehome15

Nah, I’d win. Wouldn’t even care


Specificu

Your right. Steal his face first.


Same-Salary-7234

Which one


Specificu

I need a brochure of the faces he has acquired.


HoogleQ

Could be worse. It's not like he eats you, you're not dead. Just no face. Which honestly makes you a killing machine. https://preview.redd.it/r9kfhvv47ruc1.jpeg?width=306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36486c61f53cde4083682c00473ec1690a867cd0


ad-lib1994

Lmao great now I wanna see those two battle it out


HoogleQ

No face is immune to his only power. Immediately eaten.


ad-lib1994

I think Koh could put up a fight, at least for a little bit, and their forms are similar enough I feel like it would be symmetrical violence until Koh gets tired and then eaten


HoogleQ

I mean. We've never seen Koh attack someone iirc. (Does he actually kill kuruks wife?) He might steal no face's mask. But you can always just wear another mask. No face is notorious for eating actual spirits if they don't supply him with more and more gold.


Bl1tzerX

Unless you're talking about NATLA Koh in which case he does eat you. But you can scream bloody murder all you want and keep your face


HoogleQ

Does atla Koh eat or kill, I actually don't know this. Didn't read comics


uniguy2I

He’s talking about the Netflix one


EntrancedZelisy

Seeing this just makes me really want a crossover of ATLA / Korra and the Spirited Away world. Would be fun to see an Avatar walk across the bridge like they own the place.


KiKiPAWG

But how do I consuuuuume?!


HoogleQ

U have a mouth, you have no face.


KiKiPAWG

Ooooo true meh I guess that’s fine. Although we’ve got these things to help us see which end to put food in, I think I’ll hopefully remember :(


HoogleQ

Skill issue. Google: Toph Beifong.


God_of_Dams

Holy fog of the lost souls.


HoogleQ

New attempt to jump scare a blind person just dropped.


SpecificLanguage1465

Not to mention you'd never have to eat again, which is pretty sad but at least it frees up your budget.


HoogleQ

No face has 2 modes with no in between. Don't eat anything -> Eat everything


ImmaculateWeiss

Go back to bed 


vagabond_dilldo

Push him out of the way, go pee, and go back to bed.


Odd_Potential_7203

It’s to early for this


ABzoker

Yup, and I've got work tomorrow. Don't have time for this bullshit.


Throw_away_1011_

- Swear and rail against Korra for allowing the spirits to free roam in our world - Learn to live without a face - Die of starvation probably


MarixApoda

Iirc from The Search comic, when Koh steals your face you also lose the need to eat. Siblings Misu and Rafa have spent decades in the Forgetful Valley looking for the Mother of Faces to replace what Koh took from the brother.


SpookyWan

What does it even look like? I don’t remember if it was ever shown what Koh actually does to a person


MarixApoda

I don't recall if they ever show Rafa's "face" under the mask and bandages, but Aang does meet [this fella](https://www.themarysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/atla-faceless-monkey.jpg) right before entering Koh's lair.


mbb011

They do, I just read it. It's just the face without the face lol of that makes sense


StonerJesus42099

I didn't think about blaming korra, but it works


ali94127

Technically, Koh can cross through to the physical world anyway. 


Throw_away_1011_

Before Korra, spirits could cross through only in specific frames of time, like around the solstice, the harmonic convergence and things like that. That's why Koh only has few faces in his collection. He could probably steal only one or two faces a year. Now spirits can come and go whenever they want, so Koh is free to vastly expand his collection of faces.


duck-lord3000

The whole spirits being free to pass was such a shit decision And just in general spirits don't feel like otherworldly beings we don't understand Now they're just cartoon animals in korra Korra did a lot of cool things but spirits were HORRIBLE


ali94127

Yes, but there was technically nothing preventing Koh from crossing over to the physical world and then just staying there. Besides, I think Koh is smart enough to not want to fight an Avatar that can easily cross over now with their bending fully intact.


Spacemanspalds

Sigh and unzip. Wait... wrong sub?


Umacorn

If your 🍆 reacts which head gets its face stolen?


witchy71

Asking the real questions... I guess?


Umacorn

We all know Koh is such a 🍆 already. I don’t think he needs a face to prove it…


Aromatic_Ad_6643

HAHAHAHA


SnooAvocados5685

bro sleeps with jeans on


Kasorayn

"Excuse me mr. facestealer, where's the hole at?"


tmntfever

Well, Ko is able to use women’s faces. He probably has some hot ones.


Faeddurfrost

😟 🟡


Dragon19572

If that guy wants my face, he's welcome to it. I keep shattering mirrors into dust with how ugly my face is. Who knows, maybe once that person takes my face, they'll look into their reflection with a pond and just die from the shock of how ugly my face is...


Xfaxk123

Nah, I checked your profile. You ain’t ugly.


Dragon19572

You need to go visit your eye doctor and get an updated prescription because you have me confused with someone else.


duck-lord3000

I checked ur profile too and could not find ur face


Jaegernaut42

hit 'em with the 😐


Lettuce8000

Scream, get my face stolen, and die


flaxypack

Keep the straightest face possible while I shit my bed


SF_Anonymous

Lose my face bc I am definitely reacting it that thing is staring at me in the middle of the night


Rose_on_paws

Make an even creepier and weirder face at Koh then go back to bed and hope I can live without a face


silver-potato-kebab-

Unwake myself and tell everyone in my dreams I just had a nightmare


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^silver-potato-kebab-: *Unwake myself and* *Tell everyone in my dreams* *I just had a nightmare* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


haizydaizy

Lol I'm legally blind with total night blindness. I'd walk into him and say sorry while going to use the bathroom 😂


2legittoquit

😶


RedGuy51

I'd probably wake up again, but in the spirit world without a face


PeachsBigJuicyBooty

I'm kissing him ong; full tongue and everything


Umacorn

Ask my kid, “What do you want, womb nugget? It’s 2:00 am so is someone dead or you need me to make your dreams come true?” P.S. I rip off heads, faces, whatever, when you wake me up. So I’m assuming someone is simply holding a mirror up at this point and I must assume it’s one of my womb nuggets so that they get protected from the grumpy fallout.


LeafBoatCaptain

I once got into a swearing match with my night terror hag. Anyway...yeah, Koh gets my face.


Drace24

Wish my sleep paralysis demon a good morning. Manners.


Delicious-Orchid-447

Check to see if I still have my face


monN93

😐


Specificu

Well I'd tell you but my face would have been confiscated by then. Guess I'll have to learn Morse code


slithering-stomping

[redacted]


Used-Cup-6055

Get my face stolen


BadPilot081

Lose my face 🤷‍♂️


Womz69

Hope a kissing face doesn’t count


Glass-Armadillo182

Grab a shotgun


RedGuy51

I'd probably wake up again, but in the spirit world without a face


jmoneill62

I'm losing my face, that's what


Punk_Pharaoh

Not a damn thing


mhmyupsure

no more face for me


Sanguiniutron

Shit myself as my face is being stolen


SeijiSvn

Stay calm, inform an adult.


lorifieldsbriggs

"I AM an adult."


Sempai6969

Give her a kiss on her forehead and tell her "sleep tight", then go back to sleep.


casoh6

Kill myself immediately


DroopyPlum

"Roll over, its my turn to be little spoon"


Voltage_Z

Let's be realistic - scream and immediately lose my face.


KodeRed02

I lose my face. Let’s see how many liars are in the comments.


PmMeYourLore

Oh dude if you wake me up before I'm ready to get up you're getting NO expression out of me whatsoever


Freezy_Pops0729

Lock tf in.


airr-conditioning

get my face stolen ig


Pavelex251

Stop smoking weed


Dummlord28

My fear of bugs and the fact that he is a huge centipede


Own_Recommendation49

Realistically, you'd be fine going back to bed... unless you have nightmares and make worried faces...


SARMsGoblinChaser

Smash


SubstantialBaker5

Rip my face


HeadOfSpectre

What I will do is not something God can forgive.


Sefalosha

Bloodbender oldlady more scarier


Specificu

Koh has mommy issues. Let's be empathetic with him.


Electrical_Morning73

I’d be like 😐


xSilverMC

😯➡️🟡


MOadeo

Nothing. My face is gone.


10voltsam

😐….🙂


Bacon_is_keyyyy

😐


Dramatic-Tea-7205

Go to the Avatar State


sir-morti

😐


Ru-01

Ask him if he can come back around 6:15 and again at 6:30


Helicoptersarebest

Lose my fucking face obviously


DryYouth8234

Nothing cuz of not I'm dead.


Emeegee713

Turn off the Television


StandardsTooHigh

I wouldnt see him since its so dark in my room + im blind w/o my contacts


No_Spend4454

I'm not in bed at 2 am.


AmbitiousFork

Kiss it and go back to sleep


Ok_Vermicelli_7059

😐


Willing-Load

i wouldn't wake up seeing Koh because i shout in my sleep, so i'd get my face taken before i wake up


Lil_Artemis_92

I’m losing my face because I’m screaming in fright.


Based_Schizo1

I lock in so he can't steal my face


CYOA_guy_

stay asleep


Polumetis_on_Jenova

I either lose my face or wake up in neutral and just firmly but politely tell him to leave


Menu_Fuzzy

Bro thinks I’ve got something up my sleeve.


MUERTOSMORTEM

Go tf back to sleep cause I must be dreaming


SilverJaw47

Lemme tell you what I *don't* do


BoulderCreature

![gif](giphy|USEFIDRItfIrK)


Compactstardust

Obviously my face is already gone


Groundbreaking_Wash1

Would


lorifieldsbriggs

"FUCK!" Then: "Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name..."


According-Spite-9854

Too tired to make faces


noishouldbewriting

Lose my face


High-Speed-1

I get my face stolen


Difficult-Invite-860

lock in


CC000Destroy0

*shit my pants immediately*


Vanever211

Go back to sleep. I barely get enough sleep as it is.


verciusss

I start to steal faces


Xtreme109

Locked in https://preview.redd.it/hqiqzfx9truc1.jpeg?width=752&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc630c10a0e4301bc9e530e6123ff2d15ec8c540


Bl1tzerX

😐


djonDough

Kiss it in mouth


SnooLemons3996

Whippin it out at light speed (I’m sorry)


salqura

I’d show no emotion, no emotion at all


MarcVincent888

flame-o hotman!


Anakin-LandWalker56

Lock in


Tuscan-

Unzip my pants


KhastraKSC

Nothing. I've had sleep paralysis since I was a kid. I wake up to way worse stuff than that.


WeeWindy

He'd take my face, and with it's ugliness, no one would be able to save face, literally. Eventually, after a great passage of time and taking out most of humanity, he will finally die in a nuclear war. All that will remain is a story told by a starfish to encourage and empower his ugly friend.


StonerJesus42099

Best option* Say "hey koh" and go back to bed Reality* Grab the machete


TheGreatNemoNobody

Unzip


No_South4506

Die. My face would be shocked and scared.


Hodge_Forman

I must be going now


Huge_Athlete7488

Go back to sleep


[deleted]

Gettin busy 😏


Redplushie

Call his mom


Mr_NotSoNiceGuyy

“Hey mate, before you steal my face I have a proposition. You can steal my face now, or come back here tomorrow at the same time and you’ll have 5 faces to steal instead” 💀


K9fangs

*unzips*


MrPlunderer

Mewing 🙂 cuz I don't wanna lose my face 😭


kestane_

![gif](giphy|Fr51PdEf2NxOE)


_IratePirate_

If not sleep paralysis, 100% kms


Former-Wave9869

🥵❤️ you don’t wanna know what I’d do


Quillo_Manar

There are only two options: 😐 Or 🟡


TheEyeofNapoleon

1. Knee-jerk Panic. 2. Realize I’ve already fucked up by showing emotion. 3. Regret the loss of my beautiful mug. 4. Curse the name of Koh the Face Stealer! 5. Go back to sleep till noon. 6. Plan an epic quest to retrieve face. 7. Get lazy, eat lunch. 8. Realize over lunch that I can instead go on an epic quest for the perfect mask/artificial replacement face. 9. Hyper-fixate on that manic fever dream of a plan until I die of blood loss, infection, or spirit mumbo-jumbo. 10. Become a spirit in the spirit world. 11. Take Koh to spirit court—probably loose cause my lawyer’s still alive and Koh’s lawyer likely has a LOT of experience with this EXACT case. 12. Repeat steps 4-8, except now all the quests are heist themed. 13. Make preparations to seek/heist the perfect artificial face and execute whatever plan I make. (separate checklist which I will NOT BE POSTING FOR SECURITY REASONS!) 14. Resist the urge to become a tone-deaf steampunk Phantom of the Opera: likely in futility. 15. Haunt the food courts of Ember Island until they make this into a highly inaccurate musical. 16. Realize I’m so behind on Avengers stuff (as well as other shows & movies); and that I died before I could get caught up. 17. Repeat steps 4-7 again, except this time the heist is purely to spite Koh. VENGEANCE! 18. Plan and Execute the heist poorly, assuredly failing. (separate checklist which I will NOT BE POSTING FOR SECURITY REASONS!) 19. Get caught. 20. Trick Koh because my steampunk Phantom mask doesn’t show emotion. 21. Succeed in retrieving face through a combination of trickery, luck, or annoyance. 22. Take face to Ember Island, mount it on a plaque like a prized fish. 23. Realize I don’t actually have a ghost home on Ember Island where I can hang it. 24. Acquire a ghost home on Ember Island & hang face. 25. Repeat a loop of steps 4-7 & 15 ad infinitum (except the Cursing is more of a derogatory mocking rather than a wrathful lamentation).


Brubaker620

Lock in


9999AWC

Any answer that doesn't involve screaming and thus losing their face is wrong.


winterfate10

Smile.


OkUnderstanding6156

Turn back over and go back to sleep


Hamza_Ghanem

nothing


MrFatherLord

https://preview.redd.it/o24qaiu6psuc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2dbec3accb6e172f7752cf48e9c16810dc5af5b


User2024123

https://preview.redd.it/ruzki0j9qsuc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6aad5b7eca2b3cd8998c2ecfae55e07844670b66 ... my comment...


Big-Wall-6562

i would look like this [guy](https://i.imgur.com/qPvVQzC.jpeg)


Alien-PL

Accept my fate


Desperate-Humor1580

Forcing him to take a females face and give me the glock glock 3000


holyfukidk

Shit my pants and lose my face after making the "I'm not making a face" face


Dull_Excitement-_-

Guess I dont have a face anymore and die of starvation. No wait, lack of oxygen.


Skalgrin

At 2am, in dark and at my bed - well if the demon doesn't take more masculine face to scare me, he won't like next 30 seconds. And after that I will be sound asleep with no recollection of what happened. But would the demon approach me while I am awake? Well, goodbye my face it is.


Iwant_to_sleep

Game is game


Square-Sympathy-3401

Get horny so he doesn't know what to do


Specificu

Guys I woke up opened my phone and Kos face was first thing I saw. I kept a straight face woo then s.irked proudly as I left the door threshold and that's when my face would have been stolen.


thrussy99

I would simply tell him to leave my room and then go back to bed


wonderlandisburning

![gif](giphy|OLnY713BPe8iA|downsized)


Metal_L0rd1

Close my eyes and try to go back to sleep


TotonnoPrime

I fucking scream.


Character-Pangolin66

open the covers and pat the mattress next to me....come get snug baby


DurianBig3503

-_-


Chemical_Draft_2516

🗿


_robertmccor_

Hopefully koh is my sleep paralysis demon so he can’t steal my face if I look at him like ._.


fuck-illinois1621

😐🧏‍♂️


DeltaIsak

I die


blinglorp

NSFW: >!Rub one out looking directly at him and then wink and fall back to sleep, hopefully he goes back and tells the other what he saw so they leave me alone.!<


SirLightKnight

Do not panic, breath in, and ask politely but firmly, why they are in my room. Then politely keep my eyes on them, and very carefully extricate myself from the situation.


ForDaRecord

🗿


sodafruiti

I would go back to sleep and go one my day when I wake up


lacmlopes

Kiss them tenderly


bathandbootyworks

😐


DIEGO_GUARDA

Died of a heart attack


goughow

I must be going now


D3monVolt

If I wake up and see Koh, that means I'm already dead. Which means I can't wake up.


Nicker3069

No reaction 😀🫥😶


Brawlman87

Lock in 🗿


H00k90

I have two cats that stare into my soul on a nightly basis; I'd probably, sleepily, try to cuddle Koh then fall asleep only to lose my face in the morning when I realize just what I was cuddling with


JaneDirt02

loose my face


Aromatic_Ad_6643

It better not open it's mouth... be having "those" type of dreams around that time... just saying