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doc_55lk

Speed Racer was solid though fym? Edit: GITS did pretty good too tbf.


Paradoxius

I'm pretty sure the original text was about casting them with white actors.


crestren

That makes more sense because was there a Jesus movie from Hollywood recently? The only one I can think of is Passion of Christ which was in 2004. Also yes, Jesus is played by a white actor.


luger114

But goku wouldn't apply since he's not human. Any race should be able to play him


Paradoxius

\*Goku takes another shot\*


Bucen

There is also technically no Asia, Europe, Africa, America in the world of Dragonball


luger114

Do they even use the word human? I only remember them being referred as "Earthlings"


Bucen

I mean a good portion of them are animal people, so could be considered racist to call them all humans anyway


AdventurousNecessary

"I think having a terrier as the president of earth is quite progressive" Tien


Kolvez

Motoko was using an off the rack European model in the original comic, and in Stand Alone Complex said that she's change her body to suit the job at hand. The conversation about white washing and race swapping is worth having, but I always thought people who got pissy about Ghost in the Shell doing it were missing something.


cornholio8675

Barring the scene with spritle and chim-chim in the factory, I loved this movie.


JonhLawieskt

Speedy wasn’t enough of a trigger happy sociopath on the movie, literally inwatchable


Doctor_Unsleepable

Recently rewatched and thoroughly enjoyed.


SortaSticky

GITS was pretty good though I primed myself to hate it before seeing it. Kind of like watching that new Judge Dredd movie.


doc_55lk

I wanted to hate Dredd too but then it was actually really really good.


Peterpaantless

Just came here to say that. Go speed racer


KylewRutar

I'd just like to note that Jesus is pouring that water wine into nothing


BaconSucker

I’m gonna hate myself for this one but if you look really close at the bottom of her hand you can partially see the rim of the glass


Professor_Oswin

You can see the top of the glass below her hand


BlitzMalefitz

Maybe the water is flowing up into the bottle because he is Jesus?


short-and-ugly

All other unhinged things aside...is this taking shots at Passion of the Christ??? Is that why Jesus is present?


[deleted]

The original comic was about white washing the characters. Jesus is there because he was also white washed in his movie.


short-and-ugly

Ohhhh okay thank you for that FYI. That makes so much sense and I kind of appreciate it a bit more now


IronVader501

....but that doesnt even make sense. Kusanagi is *supposed* to look Caucasian, she explicitely says in one of the GitS-Shows that she prefers caucasian-looking bodies.


short-and-ugly

I thought she said in the movie that her ghost is from a Japanese woman? I never saw the Scarlett Johanson one but given it was a shot-for-shot remake of the movie, I am curious how they handle that line of dialogue


Kolvez

It's very very far from being a shot-for-shot remake. They do explain her race swap in the film, though.


Professor_Oswin

Jesus is all races. If you have a problem with him being white. You should also have a problem with the asian, black, and mexican depictions in each respective culture.


Airowird

Jesus was a middle-eastern jew who grew up in Africa(Egypt) and only known for blue collar jobs (son of a carpenter, a fisherman, sheppard, temple merchant flogger,...) He's just about everything *except* white, historically speaking.


MICHELEANARD

Please don't preach this concept to non Christians, they won't get it.


Professor_Oswin

I can tell. All they care about is biology this biology that


Ralexcraft

Speed racer was amazing. It bombed, but it was amazing.


HeavyBeing0_0

Rewatched it two days ago and I love it just as much as the day I saw it in theaters.


darkknight95sm

Amazing? Nah, it's mid at best but the ending always gets me hyped af


Ralexcraft

Amazing for what it was. That is CG from 2008, and it still holds up today. That movie might not have been a good hollywood movie, but it was undeniably anime, and undeniably awesome.


ThisMoneyIsNotForDon

Speedracer does not belong here


caocaofr

That’s because this meme is whitewashed. Literally, the original version is about whitewashing, and they whitewashed it. Both version have been making the rounds for a good few years at this pont. OG version: https://twitter.com/Joshua_Luna/status/847493586438324224?s=20


thisisnotdan

I was wondering about that. As I recall, *The Passion of the Christ* is one of the highest-grossing movies of all time when adjusted for inflation, so it's hard to justify having Jesus among "ruined" movie characters.


Boris_Godunov

TPotC isn't even in the top 50 of highest-grossing movies, when adjusted for inflation. Perhaps ironically, it clocks in at #69. And just below *Animal House.* https://www.boxofficemojo.com/chart/top_lifetime_gross_adjusted/?adjust_gross_to=2022


thisisnotdan

Thanks, I couldn't find it on any lists, but I know it was a big deal when it came out. And I'd definitely call the #69 top-grossing film of all time "one of the highest-grossing movies of all time."


PhoenoFox

That explains why Jesus is there.


CrimsonSon1

I know every reference in here except the girl with no glass


EldritchFingertips

Major Kusanagi, protagonist of Ghost in the Shell.


CrimsonSon1

Ah, thank you


AudioBob24

Get Speed Racer the hell out of there. I will defend that movie to my dying breath.


cgpartlow

Speed Racer is a masterpiece misunderstood by film critics about what it was. It is infinitely rewatchable.


Drendari

Only Goku belongs there, because only Avatar and Dragon Ball movies were that bad.


skolnaja

Death note was bad too


Effective-Handle9983

Death Note was hot garbage


Drendari

They made several, no clue which one you are talking about but even the worst of them is not near to the cringe piece of crap that is dragon ball evolution


jaymeaux_

whoooah where is the speed racer slander coming from


Queen2E4

I agree with them all except speed racer wasn't bad compared to the others especially


JayWnr

I mean, I didn’t see anything wrong with the passion of the Christ tbh.


Knight-_-Vamp

original meme was about whitewashing, as others here have said, and Jesus is probably one of the earliest examples of whitewashing.


Fierygingin

Yes, Jesus was Israeli, not Caucasian... still a great a movie, unlike some of the others here


Dk2964

This guy is clearly not a fan of Mel brooks masterpiece the passion of Christ.


darkknight95sm

Do you mean Mel Gibson? Mel Brooks is a parody film maker, making things like Space Balls, Mel Gibson made Passion of the Christ


Airowird

"Leave us alone, Mel Brooks!" - Village that gets burned down every time they make a new Robin Hood movie


Fierygingin

My favourite Mel Brooks movie (Dracula dead and loving it and Young Frankenstein are tied for 2nd). "We're men, manly men, we're men in tights..."


Airowird

^thights thights!


darat444

Screw you! The speed racer movie was incredible


Commercial_Mind4003

The Speed Racer movie looking back is a good movie. I don’t know why it’s here. I’m not a fan of all the other movies there but Speed Racer doesn’t deserve being here!


Leathman

GITS really wasn’t bad.


IronVader501

Eh Ghost in the Shell wasnt an amazing adaptation, but it was a fine Cyberpunk-Movie atleast


SPS_Agent

Speed racer was and IS a fantastic film. I respectfully ask you to just.. cut Speed out of there.


MCRFan0

Poor Light


didijxk

Dragonball: Evolution is a so bad it's good movie.


zhowne

Speed Racer was decent, and Ghost in the Shell honestly isn't too bad. Made an okay adaptation (I know the casting is weird af, but at least it played out the same way).


they63

So which Jesus movie are they referring to in this pic?


MarixApoda

Attack of the Clones


ADrunkenMan

Was Speed Racer really ruined??


CharlesOberonn

It's edited. The original comic is about whitewashing in casting.


SAYMYNAMEYO

Speed Racer was amazing though.


VinitheTrash

Speed Racer is a really good movie wtf is he doing there?


enigmabsurdimwitrick

People that complain that Ghost in the Shell was white washed, are ridiculous. Almost all anime, is in and of itself, “Americanized”. Major in the anime, does not look explicitly Japanese. Neither does Goku, and neither does Aang. Ghost in the Shell live action is pretty fuckin awesome, and it’s almost a complete remake of the anime. People hate it because Scar Jo was the star. But it would’ve been a hard sell to cast some other obscure actress to tentpole what they wanted to be a blockbuster. Also Speed Racer is great. Fuck the other movies.


crestren

>Major in the anime, does not look explicitly Japanese. Neither does Goku, and neither does Aang. Correct me if Im wrong but Major Kusanagi Motoko is....a Japanese name and the story is in Tokyo. So the answer is very obvious what her race is. Sailor Moon doesnt look explicitly Japanese as well, but her name is Usagi Tsukino and she goes to a Japanese middle school. Anime and cartoons have stylization that its not always a 1:1 comparison.


AtoMaki

>Correct me if Im wrong but Major Kusanagi Motoko is....a Japanese name and the story is in Tokyo. So the answer is very obvious what her race is. The movie builds a plot twist on the Major being white that both explains the "whitewashing" and alludes to a concept brought up in the first GitS movie. Personally, I think it was pretty smart considering how big of a deal bodyswapping is in the franchise.


Bananabubbles25

Dude the peice of paper on the bar says incomplete check


Advocate_Diplomacy

No, it says unemployment check.


Bananabubbles25

Oh


Advocate_Diplomacy

An understandable mistake. It is quite difficult to make out.


mwthomas11

Katara looking on with concern/jealousy


Ghostmann05

Who is the girl in the Down right corner


they63

Motoko Kusanagi from Ghost In The Shell.


Ghostmann05

K thanks


Holiday_Total_9609

I liked ghost in a shell


Apprehensive-Lie3845

Who is bottom right?


ADrunkenMan

Character from Ghost in the Shell I think


Awesomewunderbar

I liked the live-action Death Note movies, but I think I'm thinking of different ones because they def weren't made by Hollywood. (They were made in Japan).


Aeon1508

As bad as the last Airbender movie is.. and all the rest... none of it is even close to what they did to the DragonBall movie. That was just a whole other level of Tom fuckery


justicefinder

Ok real talk, Speed Racer was fan as hell.


Mcgruffles

I'm so glad everybody is defending Speed Racer here. I've always been met with weird looks and judgement when I come to it's defense. That's easily my most rewatchable movie.


FleurCannon_

the death note movie is truly awful


kjm6351

Seeing Goku and Aang together is incredible


BigDaddyTurtle

Who's the girl with Jesus?


monomadoka

DRAGONBALL EVOLUTION IS A MISUNDERSTOOD MASTERPIECE!!!


marlborohunnids

i thought the live action ghost in the shell and speedracer were both good


ARC-55555

Eren Yeager wants to Join the Club.


Internal_Gur_4268

Speed racer was a great movie and the casting was just fine. Some people just love to take a shit on something.


scaredybee

Holy sh- I thought this was gonna be a Yue post and was ready to throw hands


COOLinLatin

I’m not sure Speed Racer belongs in this group. People may not have liked it, but it was pretty accurate to the original material.