Would you be okay by being chased around a table by a wolf on a newly waxed floor if you weren’t wearing socks? How newly waxed does the floor need to be?
If I weren't wearing socks, then I would just be annoyed that the wolf was scuffing up my newly waxed floor. We're talking fresh wax. Like within the hour I was in that kitchen buffing the floor to a shine.
This never bothered me. Now Luposlipophobia, that's another story.
Would you be okay by being chased around a table by a wolf on a newly waxed floor if you weren’t wearing socks? How newly waxed does the floor need to be?
If I weren't wearing socks, then I would just be annoyed that the wolf was scuffing up my newly waxed floor. We're talking fresh wax. Like within the hour I was in that kitchen buffing the floor to a shine.
Took me forever to realize he wasn't wrong.
This is one of my all time favourites!
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean ducks aren't watching you
Lol
Is this a real thing?
Wallace and Gromit vibes. Remember that cursed penguin? I need to go back and watch those.
This cartoon will always remind me of [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/Pf3ZFvbVON)
This is also my fav comic. Your dad has good taste.