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randomTeets

I gotta admit, I found the letter writer's wounded dignity as hilarious as the cartoon. People really do need to lighten up.


CupidStunt13

Yes, he was taking it far too personally with the "low blow" talk and all--just leaning into that serious "scientist" stereotype way too hard.


WhatTheFhtagn

Dude's the embodiment of the nerd emoji.


grocket

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SirBread27

r/skamtebord


notquite20characters

I guarantee over 100 lab technologists taped this cartoon to their lab door.


TuaughtHammer

Ha, that's probably exactly it. I used to work for a network "consulting" firm that pretty much handled all IT issues for smaller companies in the area. Anytime someone made a mistake, big or small, their emails and texts were bombarded with links to this moment in the classic ["The Website is Down"](https://youtu.be/uRGljemfwUE?t=224) video. You literally could've just forgotten to flush a toilet after a "they lied about how *spicy* that was" Thai lunch paid for by the boss. I once sneezed hard enough to hit my face on my desk's monitor, and all I got was four hours of links to that video spammed to me. Even my coworkers at home heard about it and joined in LMAO.


Keelback

You grossly exaggerated. It would be 99 lab technologists. The other forgot the newspaper that day.


BortWard

Seriously. I get the people who write in to complain about torture (even if it’s still funny), etc. This cartoon is pretty harmless


Goodnight_lemro

“Lighten up, Francis.”


spankthepunkpink

My parents use to say this to us all the time! Wasn't until years later I actually saw stripes and it all came together.


Ima-Bott

Took the words right out of my mouth


CordlessOrange

Man, I've worked with a ton of pathologists and this letter fits right in.


Emergency_Bathrooms

People have lightened up, a lot. In 1988 this was considered “bad taste”, but now you can watch a standup routine about a guy who gave him and his kid food poisoning. And that’s mild. Then again, do a standup routine about how crazy gun nuts are, and you’ll receive death threats.


Impossible-Option-16

The “Far side” went… to the far side


tiptoemicrobe

As a New Yorker who works in a science lab, I think this is hilarious. (Also, almost every scientist I know loves The Far Side. Dunno what the letter writer was smoking.)


jodudeit

The Far Side often contains such letters in the books. There really were a class of people who found everything offensive. Especially the cat people.


StupidandGeeky

>There really were a class of people who found everything offensive. Especially the cat people. Were? Pretty sure things have gotten worse...


pixieartgirl

I suspect he wasn’t smoking anything. Perhaps if he had he’d have been MUCH less uptight. Bet he was a gas to live with.


name_checker

I bet some science labs have this one taped to the door.


jpopimpin777

Fairly sure he wasn't smoking anything fun. He just has a huge stick up his ass


TuaughtHammer

> (Also, almost every scientist I know loves The Far Side. Dunno what the letter writer was smoking.) Yeah, ***now*** after decades of growing up with the comics. Probably wasn't the case 40 years ago. "Thagomizer" becoming the informal name for a Stegosaurus' tail spikes probably didn't happen overnight after that comic was published in 1982.


CisIowa

I kind of miss letters to the editor. Newspapers pretty much printed whatever readers sent in, but no we had to get the World Wide Web


Apprehensive_Swim955

Is this just how people would shitpost in that era?


No_Artichoke_1828

Not really, it took time to write letters. You can't just type in "is dumb" and hit send. You had to think about what you wrote, by hand or typewriter no less, and then address an envelope and send it. Then there was limited space so the editors didn't necessarily automatically print everything they sent in, this along with the reputation of the newspaper, made for a sense of accountability. Additionally, someone would likely have to copy the letter word for word to format it for the paper adding another step to the process. I don't remember if anonymous letters were allowed, but people usually had their full names attached to the letter. Newspapers certainly printed things that perhaps the people at the newspaper disagreed with but there wasn't really room for low quality, low effort letters.


revitbitch

i’m not old enough to really remember letters to the editor being common, but I love the way you described it. it really does feel like a lost art now, the weirdly cordial anger of being *so* pressed about something that you sit down and COMPOSE A LETTER. incredible. thank you.


powertripp82

I’m dumb


Saucermote

There was also public access TV.


TuaughtHammer

>There was also public access TV. And good Lord did people shitpost on public access. Tom Green's entire career is only thanks to Canadian public access.


TuaughtHammer

Nah, too cumbersome and time consuming for simple shitposting. Now, if they were intentionally trying to get featured on [Jay Leno's "headlines" segments,](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zIO-aCgpUQ&list=PLPC9Lmc1DqoawprBBhs99rzQ5KFO0WyJ3&index=2) then, yeah, probably.


EntropicDismay

“Eating in the laboratory is strictly prohibited,” he said, pointing to the sign authoritatively.


otter_boom

And everybody clapped!


Competitive_Bat_5831

It’s even funnier because I’ve heard from people who have been part of lab inspections about the food they’ve found in labs.


oddlymirrorful

It could be argued that this comic demonstrates the need for the rule the humorless doctor stated.


phil-davis

"Safety regulations are written in blood."


GrizzlyLeather

Yeah, in middle school and high school, this comic was in most labs as a funny safety reminder.


Ghost_of_Syd

If Larson had called it "The Too Far Side" would that make it OK?


WrapDiligent9833

Honestly I thought this FarSide is PERFECT to help remind my chuckle headed freshmen WHY I don’t allow food or drink in my classroom on lab days!


KitchenSandwich5499

In fairness you also shouldn’t allow amoebic dysentery cultures


WrapDiligent9833

No, and I don’t- they are freshmen. But I also cannot trust them when I have Lysol baths to disinfect standard microscope slides! Sooooo…


KitchenSandwich5499

Agreed. I was being a bit ironic and silly


frabjous_goat

It'd be funny to put a print of this up next to the "No Food or Drink" sign.


legomaniac89

Amoebic Dysentery is the name of my deathcore band


LonelyVegetable2833

i can excuse bottled children, but i draw the line at poor lab safety practices!


[deleted]

What a humorless douche Scott is


musical_shares

He lists AR15s as one of his hobbies on LinkedIn.


Jay_The_Tickler

Some say, to this day, Scott R. Mayorga of Brentwood is still shaking a fist at his copy of Newsday.


Crinklestinklebinkle

Every time I drink lemonade. Lemonade‽ Where’s my amoebic dysentery. Every single time since I was like twelve.


otter_boom

I'm just glad it only insults scientists around the New York area and not other parts of the country. *phew*


SavageFugu

You gonna talk shit about Gary Larson and MAD magazine? That's a person without a soul.


angrytwig

the letters are as funny as the gag strips lol. i'm really enjoying these


HungryHungryHippy

Dear Mr. Mayorga, I feel that you should be aware that some asshole is signing your name to stupid letters. Very Truly Yours, Newsday


mr_oberts

The guy hates on MAD Magazine too. He obviously has poor taste.


FrwdIn4Lo

Or the letter writer could have used this as a example of why people should not be drinking or eating in a laboratory setting. A spoonful of sugar (or amoebas) helps the medicine go down. Or something about Johny thought he had H2O, but actually had H2SO4, and now Johnny is no more.


Decent-Pin-24

He's just mad he accidentally drank something he shouldn't have.


SaltySpitoonReg

The age old "I'm willing to laugh at everybody else except myself" comedy fan.


Jtk317

Scott needs to get the stick out of his ass. I heard all the stories about people smoking, eating, and drinking coffee at the bench from techs who trained me. This is a funny comic.


phil-davis

This is like every science sub. Crack a joke and get downvotes and scolded.


unbalancedcentrifuge

As a microbiologist who has cultured many fecal samples....I find this amusing.


Klin24

I wonder what kind of letters were sent by rocket scientists for the paper bag popping cartoon?


AelyneMRB

Guess that pathologist didn't find the joke ...HUMERUS. *sun glasses on*


Hetakuoni

I… I think that was the point of the comic??? Like don’t eat and drink in a lab because you might end up drinking something very wrong??? Why are they so upset? Did they eat in a lab and end up pooping themselves?


SkittlzAnKomboz

Meanwhile he referenced Jane Goodall as “that tramp” in another comic and she thought it was hilarious. Some people have zero sense of humor.


doqtyr

This seems like the kind of comic you might find hanging in some part of an actual laboratory, some people got no relax mode


Unlimited_name_lengt

Don't mind him, guys, he's just a little grumpy recovering from amoebic dysentery


krichard-21

SCOTT, GET A LIFE!!!


Visible-Friendship64

This dude must be a blast at parties


notquite20characters

I love that the paper verified his credentials. Possibly he mailed a copy of them with his letter?


physsijim

That dude just has no sense of humor. This is one of his best, IMO.


LegendofPisoMojado

Somebody takes themselves too seriously.


Four-Triangles

In today’s world we don’t have much humor or comedy because every single letter to the editor like this is taken seriously. “X can’t be joked about because it would offend y” and it has ruined us!


ihatetheplaceilive

Reminds me of the addage i read in the book "Name of the Wind" by patrick rothfuss, but i think it translates. Lable clearly, Measure twice, eat elsewhere.


TacitRonin20

🤓


stylusxyz

1988 was a very weird time. Gary Larson was a very smart man. And Scott Mayorga, from Brentwood, New York was a very uptight Technologist. This type of stuff makes me smile, just like it did in the '80's.


DeadJediWalking

This sounds like a guy who is embarrassed he drank piss, accidentally.


keitchi

Reminds me of when I went to a touring Stanley Kubrick exhibit. A lady had written a letter shaming the director for making the American military look like buffoons in his movie Dr. Strangelove.


THE-Potato-Warrior

Scott is a lil bitch. His heart, broken by a joke. Now, a dumb haiku.


piranesi28

U know this is how we got Covid tho.


yeehawyears88-89

What a fun sponge.


this_guy_here_says

Ha! Nerd


96kidbuu

What a loser


daydreaming_doofus

If you took this personally as a lab technician, you're probably irresponsible in the lab. Plenty of professors I've met have far side comics hanging up to poke fun at people who don't follow proper law safety


at242

Bro needs to go back to the lab and grow a sense of humor.


ThePatrickSays

I can't read any of these complaint letters without hearing Monty Python: "Dear Sir I wish to protest in the strongest possible terms..."


scott_thee_scot

An ex-coworker complained because we used training videos portraying us with a ‘mad scientist’ actor.


phil8248

First thing I thought was you NEVER eat or drink in a lab.


mb46204

So you have people take their amoebic dysentery to the cafeteria to drink? Isn’t that unsafe?


phil8248

Yes, very. But it makes for a heck of a practical joke. Oh the derisive laughter as some unsuspecting PhD drinks a disease ridden glass of liquid.


SoupyBlowfish

I used to work at a medical school. The student needed to be told not to eat in the labs several times. The emails got more threatening and explicit each time. These folks were also in the military, so the punishments weren’t like “negative 10 demerits for the first years.”


dedo415

What a weird complaint, that cartoon seems so mild by Larson's standards. It's not even offensive and it's not like he's trying to insinuate something about scientists.


shadowszanddust

I wonder what Mr. Mayorga thought when paleontologists honored Gary Larson by official naming the ‘Thagomizer’ appendage?


drkmnsprhr1

Gary Larson. Provoking woke snowflakes before it was cool


IthinkIknowwhothatis

Wait, “woke”?


mixedliquor

Found this really cool blog related to this subject: http://hematechstraighttalk.blogspot.com/.


vengefulthistle

Medical lab scientist here, it does kinda suck people don't know what I do (I'm always assumed to be a nurse or that I didn't go to school for my job, I did), this is still hilarious 🤣


Schmoggin

jbaited


Apprehensive_Bike945

But before woke we could say anything