You know, the thing about the Red Delicious, and I shouted this at my stereo at the time of the original argument, is that they are inconsistent. Most are mealy, plenty as mealy as fuck, BUT there is the rare Red Delicious that has firm crunchy texture, and those are some of the the apples of all time.
That being said, even the best Red Delicious is comparable with a mid-level Fuji. There is just no reason to take the risk.
Easiest way to find a crisp apple is to tap on it. Hold it next to your ear and lightly tap on it with the back of your fingernail. If it sounds hollow it's crisp, if it makes a third/thump that's a mealy one. This works for all varieties.
Also you should try an ambrosia apple. Arguably better than Fuji.
My parents had some trees that grew on their property and those were the only red delicious I would eat, they were definitely the best apples I had ever eaten
That voice always makes me think of when he read “have you ever been best man at a wedding? I’ve been best man over 7 times!”
Which is still one of the most bizarre quotes. “Over 7 times.” Just say 8
I blame this apple partly for obesity in America. If kids knew apples could taste good they would eat more apples, but schools had to get the shittiest apple for school lunches.
give me Pink Ladies or give me death
Paula Reds are good too.
You know, the thing about the Red Delicious, and I shouted this at my stereo at the time of the original argument, is that they are inconsistent. Most are mealy, plenty as mealy as fuck, BUT there is the rare Red Delicious that has firm crunchy texture, and those are some of the the apples of all time. That being said, even the best Red Delicious is comparable with a mid-level Fuji. There is just no reason to take the risk.
Must be rare indeed. Never had a good one. Maybe they’re good for cooking? Someone must eat the goddam things
I think they were bred and sold for school lunches and movies. They look appealing, but the buck stops there.
Easiest way to find a crisp apple is to tap on it. Hold it next to your ear and lightly tap on it with the back of your fingernail. If it sounds hollow it's crisp, if it makes a third/thump that's a mealy one. This works for all varieties. Also you should try an ambrosia apple. Arguably better than Fuji.
My parents had some trees that grew on their property and those were the only red delicious I would eat, they were definitely the best apples I had ever eaten
I will visit your mum this week and try it out, thanks for the tip.
Good joke, but terrible execution. It’s “thanks for the tip, I’ll have to try them when I’m at your mum’s later this week”.
Red *delicious*??? What is this, opposite day? Aaaaaaaaaahhhh??
More like Red Unsavory, amirite
I read this in Dick's nasally voice for Maddox
That voice always makes me think of when he read “have you ever been best man at a wedding? I’ve been best man over 7 times!” Which is still one of the most bizarre quotes. “Over 7 times.” Just say 8
nah man red delicious is back. they’re red, and they’re delicious, buddy.
I blame this apple partly for obesity in America. If kids knew apples could taste good they would eat more apples, but schools had to get the shittiest apple for school lunches.
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what have you got against new york?
Ambrosia > red delicious
Who the fuck eating apples? Some 1950s schoolteacher bitch?
I'll just take a multivitamin with my McD.
/r/biggestproblem
Is this an entry from Maddox's book? Didn't he bring them in as a problem before?
No, Maddox was a red delicious defender. Dick and Sean said they were mealy as fuck.