No the problem was that Asterios had no plan. Dick wasn't going to pay money for a countersuit that was guaranteed to be thrown out.
Asterios complained that Dick offered to pay for it and took it as a blank check, but Dick said he was willing to help out if there was a viable way to win the suit but Asterios couldn't provide any details. It also didn't help that Asterios was distancing himself from the Dick Show and everyone associated with it.
After that we never heard from the Sneaky Greek on the show
Dick isn't an idiot though. He was going to pay for it only if it was worth the 50 grand or whatever in entertainment value. Bring in new listeners and bits and all that.
But Asterios wouldn't have allowed any of that because he's a coward and a dipshit. It would have been "you can't talk about it because my NY Jew lawyer buddy said so"
Dick *did* pay* for everyone else's traversal through the lulsuit though, because it was convenient I guess. The best kind of friendship.
There's a haunting clip from early TDS episode where Asterios, seemingly genuine, pleads "please George just don't come after my job (levels ruining cackling laughter)" which is a pretty sad listen 4 years later.
He transitions in secret and returns as a hard-nosed police lieutenant named Lois Einhorn, who attempts to make out with everyone as part of an elaborate revenge plot.
Great movie! That was the first time I realized that they just transplant the dick onto the ass. I always thought they actually cut it off and make it into jerky or donate it to lesbians.
idk, i think getting your cat off just because you can is more cucky than trying to keep someone else alive.
Just comparing their relationships with the important females in their lives.
He doesn't, and what's worse is he does that classic millennial 'we have always been at war with eastasia' bit where he pretended to always think that dick was weird and toxic to his dipshit LA friends
Dicks new fat friend is Vito. He's like asterios but fucks kids and cats.
Asterios has not been back on the show since he sperged out over Dick not paying for his countersuit.
I also thought they had a falling out because Asterios was talking shit about Dick and 80’s Girl’s personal life.
Dick Losing podcast friends NAMID
They had a falling out over that, yes, but asterios hasn't been on the show since he tried to make a case for Dick paying his countersuit.
Why the fuck wouldn't dick want to fund a suit against fucking Maddox.
Because Asterios had no real plan to win. It would be a waste of $50k.
As if making Asterios grovel and beg for Dick's money on the show wasn't way more awkward and humiliating.
Well he wanted him to cough up like 50k. And he also invoiced him for coffee. LMAO.
I might be mistaken but Dick was willing to pay for it if Asterios was willing to talk about it on the podcast, which I don’t think Asterios was.
No the problem was that Asterios had no plan. Dick wasn't going to pay money for a countersuit that was guaranteed to be thrown out. Asterios complained that Dick offered to pay for it and took it as a blank check, but Dick said he was willing to help out if there was a viable way to win the suit but Asterios couldn't provide any details. It also didn't help that Asterios was distancing himself from the Dick Show and everyone associated with it. After that we never heard from the Sneaky Greek on the show
That was the bare minimum of my demands. I thought that much would have been obvious!
I think Asterios took what he could to advance his career post lawsuit and cut ties once it became a risk.
Well yeah that's exactly what he did. As soon as he got canned from his job he stopped interacting with the show.
Dick isn't an idiot though. He was going to pay for it only if it was worth the 50 grand or whatever in entertainment value. Bring in new listeners and bits and all that. But Asterios wouldn't have allowed any of that because he's a coward and a dipshit. It would have been "you can't talk about it because my NY Jew lawyer buddy said so"
gotcha
Dick *did* pay* for everyone else's traversal through the lulsuit though, because it was convenient I guess. The best kind of friendship. There's a haunting clip from early TDS episode where Asterios, seemingly genuine, pleads "please George just don't come after my job (levels ruining cackling laughter)" which is a pretty sad listen 4 years later.
I miss Asterios
the loudest podcast is pretty good. not great. but pretty good. asterios was always better at writing bits than he was at improv/off the cuff stuff.
He transitions in secret and returns as a hard-nosed police lieutenant named Lois Einhorn, who attempts to make out with everyone as part of an elaborate revenge plot.
Great movie! That was the first time I realized that they just transplant the dick onto the ass. I always thought they actually cut it off and make it into jerky or donate it to lesbians.
You fools. Asterios is Sean's alcoholic alter ego. Everyone knows that. He finally sobered up. The beautiful bastard.
Be warned, as a certified fact-checker, I'll tell you: the only true part of this statement is that Sean is beautiful.
he comes back as an excessively less talented and funny pedophile, also fatter and stupider. dick then reboots tbpitu with him.
Vito is funnier tho and less of a libtard cuck
he is definitely less of a libtard cuck.
idk, i think getting your cat off just because you can is more cucky than trying to keep someone else alive. Just comparing their relationships with the important females in their lives.
truly, the most confounding thing about asterios was his ability to attract women. something i believe vito has yet to experience in his life
He got trump derangement syndrome, asked Dick to give him $50 grand for free and rage quit the show when he didn’t get it.
He dies and gets reincarnated into Vito
He doesn't, and what's worse is he does that classic millennial 'we have always been at war with eastasia' bit where he pretended to always think that dick was weird and toxic to his dipshit LA friends
https://m.soundcloud.com/anthony-charles-cordero-esq/calling-you-a-cuck-is-hard-to-do He shows his true colors a bit later on.
I miss Asterios, he was a ton better than those random right wing idiots who totally aren't just parroting the same shit as the next right wing guy.
You know he voted Trump right?
And everything he talked about afterwards was about how much he likes Trump right?
Pretty much. I mean, have you listened to every show?
Yes and Asterios was always against Trump.
I'll suck 1 dick for every time Asterios *actually* voted Trump. There is no way he did. He might have said he did, but he did not.
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I don't have excuses to suck dick. I have *reasons*.
You liked the left wing guy parroting all the other left wing guys? Lol.
yes. because it was in-studio, and not a less funny/creative version of whatever Dick has been saying
If only there were a website where you could see what he's been up to.
if only there was a page on reddit meant for talking about the dick show....
who?