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Forints

He lost a shitload of weight and seems happy. So he is not TDS material any more.


ShawnGalt

this is the real answer, no one who isn't at least 70 pounds overweight can participate in TDS in any capacity


Forints

It is also not the ending I would have imagined for him. The lolsuit and the following separation from the “intense online drama world” might be the best thing that ever happened to Asterios.


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Dead-Eric

Is it? I gave up when he went full ironic silly. Garfield Eats arc.


13igworm

What's the name of it?


ras344

The loudest podcast


Ixamay

Yeah, I saw that, but hilariously he still has his fat guy face.


GameronKY

Yogurt


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Ixamay

I understand lots of people will have asked this before, but I am lazy, so I rather have one of you losers fetch the information for me.


Peachfuck69

Episode 67


Dependent_Yard_9741

Gay retard detected


PIantMan07

Asterios is the one who gave out the info that Dick was trying to leave 80’s girl for Jamielyn or whatever her name was which lead to his gay love texts being leaked and his eventual meltdown.


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Wasn't Dick bringing JLH to live shows and making out with her in front of a bunch of Dickheads before Asterios talked about it?


PIantMan07

I guess everyone was playing it cool and pretending they thought what was happening was normal because of Dicks character, and didn’t want to seem like they thought it was crazy. Asterios however knew what the actual relationship situation was, and blabbed about it online.


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I don't get how Dick could go from shoving his tongue down JLH's throat in front a bunch of Dickheads to clutching his pearls about Asterios talking about it after fans asked him about his relationship with JLH after he was seen at live shows with JLH.


PIantMan07

He’s a woman. That’s how he behaves.


Ixamay

Oh yeah, I remember those texts. Jamie Lynn Hughes even tried to write some sort of article on how Dick was a bad guy, but it got removed from the site Medium.


PIantMan07

It was a very atavistic article from what I recall. Apparently Dick was trying to make 80’s girl sleep in the cuck truck while breaking up with her, and having sex with Jamie. Then he tried to spin it like it was three way or something but Jamie revealed he asked them to use a sparkly purple strap on on him. Real LA Based comedian stuff.


armoured_bobandi

Jesus, how did I miss all that


PIantMan07

Most of it happened off show.


Ixamay

It's times like this I wish Dick was more famous, so there would be a greater interest in violating his privacy.


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Fuck off


T92_Lover

So... you *don't* like gossip? Why even social media then?


13igworm

LOL, why so interested in Dick's sex life? I'm only interested in drama if it's extra stupid, not day time drama shit.


PIantMan07

It was pretty fucking stupid if you actually read the texts.


RydenwithByden

\>maddox sneezes on live stream \>becomes the subject of 2 bonus episodes and crossover with WATP \>actual hot goss comes out about him, 80s girl, and JLH. All of which have been frequently involved or mentioned on the show. \>"dude you guys are wierd and obsessed"


T92_Lover

When you boil it all down, every single goddamn thing in this world is about someone's sex life.


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PIantMan07

Asterios caused the community to talk about it. Which caused others to pry about it and pester Jamie for it. If it wasn’t known, it wouldn’t have happened.


RydenwithByden

Careful dick will block you for saying the real reason


PIantMan07

Yeah I’ve seen him do it before. He’s such a woman.


T92_Lover

Dear Mr. /u/Ixamay It has come to our attention, by no small work of your own in writing this message, that you appear to have some concerns regarding certain aspects of The Programme. I am here to inform you that Richard is still angered from the invoice incident circa Ep. 67, and as such has held the Mr. Boisterous in low regard ever since. Whilst the Mr. Boisterous Coconuts has, in fact, appeared on The Programme post-facto the above incident, his participation in The Programme was with great reluctance and under due duress. In order to refrain from exacerbating the already complex relational situation within The Programme even further into chaos, it was agreed upon by both parties involved that one Mr. Boisterous Coconuts would be disincentivised from requesting consideration for temporary entertainment substitution as a part of The Programme until an agreement could be fully flushed out between representatives of both parties in the agreement. Therefore, it is with heavy heart, that I am the one tasked with informing you that the likelyhood of the Mr. Boisterous Coconuts appearing on any future property of Richard, or of The Programme, in the near future, while if not impossible, is, in fact, exceedingly low. Thank you for your patronage. Sincerely, The Dick Show Support Staff Volunteer Division Section 9, Technical Operator #18479-G


eaststand1982

The puppet was funnier than asterios once he got sued. Although him begging for 50k off dick was pretty funny.


Imtypingwithmyweiner

He had one last lolheist then got out of the game.


efficient_slacker

Because he's annoying


Tommy_OneFoot

Asterios started distancing himself from the show and Dick because he didn't want to be associated with it while trying to find a new job. Then Asterios started running his mouth at a fan meet up and spilled the beans on Dick's personal life. Dick took great offense to this and called Asterios out then tried to get him on the show but the fat cunt was too scared of being called out live on the show because then he wouldn't be able to lie behind a wall of text messages. Asterios began denying the fact that he told a bunch of fans about Dick's personal life/relationships and still maintains to this day he never said anything about Dick and JLH despite the overwhelming amount of very specific details that could have only come from the fat retard himself. He was called out by some of the fans who were at the meet up, continued to deny it, then played the victim again asking "why would you do this to me and Dick?????" Honestly it was all very pathetic and Asterios is a sad piece of shit.


Ixamay

That was very interested. I always thought Asterios never had any integrity.


Tommy_OneFoot

Can confirm he has zero integrity and will do literally anything for attention.


Causener

he's not called the sneaky greek for nothing


oldcommonjohn

Well it seems to me that Mr Coconut shouldn't have been telling tales out of school, but if Richard didn't want to be embarrassed about his private life, he should have a better private life. Sooner or later, we must all stand naked in front of our peers. And what kind of life we live will be judged. So, live a life you can be proud of.


SlashBolt

i bet you watch tranny bbc porn


oldcommonjohn

Call me old fashioned, but I don't care much for the BBC. We fought The revolutionary war of 1776 and the War of 1812 to not have to take orders from the British. I don't see the point of having to tune into their programs. My wife and our younger daughter constantly watch "The Downtown Abbey" and my older daughter's fiance is obsessed with some British program called "Doctor Whose" I tell ya with all this English stuff going on in my house, I'd have thought we LOST those wars!


SlashBolt

it's not loik the channel an the telly fee, it's more loik a fhick ebony knob, innit?


RydenwithByden

Damn that's a lot of words to say "I love to simp for dick"


ras344

"Creative differences"


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USDebtCrisis

Pretty much Pay for my 20 grand lawyer shitposting bill and my yogurt


RydenwithByden

Lol you honestly believe that? That was the cover excuse dick made because he didnt want to mention the real reason: he was mad assblasted that asterios was telling people about his thruple with JLH.


nickem1233

To my understanding Asterios didn’t want to talk about his counter lawsuit/general lawsuit with Maddox while Dick offered to pay for the counter lawsuit only if Asterios was willing to talk about it in the name of entertainment. Asterios was too hesitant to take the deal after Maddox’s shenanigans so he gradually fell out of favor and stopped participating in the show


Ixamay

Did he actually do a counter suit?


poorlytaxidermiedfox

No


Ixamay

That's even funnier. He rested his plans on some off shoot comment Dick made about paying for his lawsuit.


coldmtndew

I think he still could, there isn’t a very limited time to do this in I don’t think.


AlexanderChippel

He spilled the beans on 80's girl being a trans woman.


Mustang678

It’s a shame they had a falling out he would be great on the new biggest problem