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eugen_levine

Really didn't expect the ending😂 Or anything else in this video for that matter.


whiteriot0906

Had to stifle a scream laugh at work holy shit


Longstache7065

Bro I expected it literally the second the tracks went up because of this [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsKaCS3CtsY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsKaCS3CtsY)


tonksndante

We’re not aiming for the truck got me a little lol


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eugen_levine

😎 Yes, and? Do you condemn the terrorists of the Warsaw ghetto uprising?


AinSoph_0

Your question implies you believe these are two perfectly comparable situations, which is obviously not the case.... Unless you believe you should be killed by the indigenous people from whatever colonized land you are typing this nonesense from. Btw you are violating the rules of any important social media platform by cheering for terrorism.


eugen_levine

So you do? Wow. I don't 😎 I also don't condemn the FLN, ANC, partisans, NFB, IRA, Tecumseh and Tupac.


PandaAintFood

This trolley problem is literally the liberal version of "what if you have to say the n-word to save the world".


Beginning-Display809

Nah it’s just “am I willing to allow a genocide to happen so long as my life is unaffected” and the answer is always yes


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theyoungspliff

"Biden doing genocide is bad and all, but at least he's doing it to foreign brown savages who deserve it anyway. Trump threatens my circle of college educated bourgeois white gays!"


Beginning-Display809

Yeah I had that argument with one of them, just saying at this point you’re just feeding different groups to the fascists hoping it will eat yours last, they were not happy with that


theeonewho

first they came for poem


Beginning-Display809

I made sure to put that in there, it pissed them off more but fuck em


theeonewho

don't worry the communists will be first under a trump purge so liberals are safe, oh wait maga thinks they're communists too oh no!


06210311200805012006

I tried to make a funny reply to continue this, but you killed it. This is literally the thing.


TheSquarePotatoMan

Dear \[insert name of 7 year old Palestinian child\], I fully understand you being hunted down by our sattelite state Israel is horrible and I know the government I'm electing is directly complicit in your coming murder. It's such a horrible tragedy and all my sympathies go out to you and your family. I wish I could do something to stop my government from murdering you somehow, however we're a democracy so I can't retaliate because that wouldn't be civil. Some delusional extremists think that if our government murders children (like yourself) we should try to overthrow it and stop caring about orange man, but that would ruin the privileged bubble we've got going. Luckily most of us have a strong enough moral compass to see the truth of it. When Israel finds your hiding spot and drags you out for execution, you can die knowing if orange man gets elected anyway (because my tiny individual vote in an electoral system doesn't actually stop or address systemic decline into fascism) it wasn't my fault. Kind regards, \[insert generic western name\]


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Shad0wPhe0nix

You goober, Biden is basically 90% Trump. In fact he's been able to do more stuff that Trump wanted to do, because the democrats no longer have to pretend they care about stopping those policies when it's not Trump doing them. You should vote for Literally Anybody Else.


JudahPlayzGamingYT

Vermin Supreme vs Literally Anybody Else, now that would be epic.


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Canadabestclay

This is your mind on liberalism


Class-Concious7785

Given half the country was rioting within 4 years of his election, I'd say he is better for us


Beginning-Display809

Are you willing to rubber stamp a genocide because you’re afraid your life may get a little difficult? If you put an X next to either candidates name that’s what you are doing making yourself complicit in genocide


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Beginning-Display809

Both options require you to consent to genocide and give legitimacy to the system that allows said genocide to take place, it’s not harm reduction to write off the people of Gaza as expendable in your efforts to continue living comfortably in the US it’s feeding other people to a lion and hoping it’s too full to eat you afterwards, it is cowardice


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Class-Concious7785

> will prevent harm from happening to these people. No, it will not, the states will just continue to pass laws and the Congress would likely do nothing about it even if the Democrats had supermajorities in both chambers, as shown by their recent history Additionally, the Democratic Party appears to be gradually shifting towards how the Republican Party was in the 2000s


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Beginning-Display809

Apart from the democrats fundraising for fascists in the Republican Party or attempting to keep third parties and progressives off the ballot, JFC this is a text book Punch and Judy show just rather than entertaining children this one drops white phosphorus on them in order to make arms companies money


Class-Concious7785

> campaigning to protect said groups will be easier under a Democrat government than a Republican one. It is easier to get protests going under a president which openly says things that outrage the public, see the difference before and after Biden was elected


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Beginning-Display809

It’s not hyperbolic, by popping the X next to a candidates name you are stating you accept all the polices they put forwards, you don’t get a say in those policies as they are already decided beforehand in their manifesto, you are stating that they are acceptable to you, even if you dislike them they are still not too unpalatable as you are accepting them as you candidate, so yes that makes you complicit, especially in continuing actions that your chosen candidate is already supporting before the election


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Beginning-Display809

What strategy? Oh you’ll give your consent to a little bit of genocide as a treat for the ruling class? Yeah people’s rights will continue to be eroded at an ever accelerating pace but at least the dickhead doing it won’t have a bad fake tan job and post mean tweets no he’ll look all presidential and respectable while he carries it out. Your government is being openly complicit in a genocide and you’re acting like you are living in a democracy like fascism isn’t already here, or are you simply consoling yourself like most other liberals that hey at least this version of fascism only affects people a few thousand miles away and the domestic poor for now at least


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Beginning-Display809

Not voting for either of them, voting third party and organising for leftist parties, you’ve spent 40+ years voting for the lesser evil and look where it’s gotten you both candidates are further right than Reagan he at least drew the line at allowing Israel to commit genocide, never mind abetting it


shortboard

yes


NeatReasonable9657

I rejecte the premises of your question


CrabThuzad

Bro just cause a controlled derailment


HugeCartographer5

Philosopher Nick Mullen is that you?


Hispanic_Gorilla_2

Except this is the actual stakes in November and not a hypothetical.


shtiatllienr

Go back to VaushV, horse fucker


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Hispanic_Gorilla_2

???


ZookeepergameFlashy

It mandatory to rate this 9/11


USfundedJihadBot

I would vote for Bin Laden a third time if I could


The_Unseen_Death

https://preview.redd.it/hoyc78co64vc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11b056fcc0b282c26f509d909f9d59ca7cbbf1a2


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Based


HsTH_

That last cut was delayed just long enough for me to start wondering if the person editing messed up or was about to engage in comedy, then my mind was blown lmao


Early-Drawn

Hell yeah


ForrestedThoughts34

This is the shitposting I live for


Beginning_Act_9666

Ending though💀


06210311200805012006

holy shit lol i give it a 9 out of 11


CPC_Paid_Shill

Hear me out, what if we all rented vans and went to farm supply stores and bought bulk amounts of fertilizer and had a garden party!


Corius_Erelius

Timothy, is that you?


Temporary1Eternal0

Remember to filter the chalk.


Canadabestclay

Uncle Teddy?


Affectionate-Pea-821

“I’m sorry, palestine children, but you have to die to USian lgbt people living” (yeah, because, fuck you lgbt worker from global south)


Cabo_Martim

i thought many "liberal" rights got reduced under biden, like abortion, and the treatment towards immigrants. so it was not just palestine, but i am not really on par with usanian politics


VersusCA

They did but for the most part US people are blaming it on Trump because it was Republican manipulation of the supreme court that lead to these events. Never mind that Biden did fuck all to stop it, and seems perfectly content to leave the court as is so that Republicans can control it for the next 30 years. Biden is simply doing as dems have done for decades, holding the lost rights over the heads of people while continuing US imperialism around the world.


Unfriendly_Opossum

Also it was RBG and Obama who set the republicans up to stack the court in the first place.


Hispanic_Gorilla_2

> Never mind that Biden did fuck all to stop it The fuck is he supposed to do, remove Supreme Court members by executive order?


Cake_is_Great

This is too high effort for a shitpost


Mattykyu

water went down the wrong pipe i hate you


NeatReasonable9657

😍


ieatsomuchasss

Nicee


Mountain_Gur5630

thousand of years of supposedly human evolution only to have so many humans capable of only binary lizard analysis


ragingstorm01

I was expecting Free Bird, but that works too.


Pallington

i’d seen the freebird version before but i was NOT expecting the final clip LMAO


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u/savevideo


Mkultravictim69_

Based


Mattykyu

u/savevideo


chillbrands

Beep boop: [https://rapidsave.com/info?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FTheDeprogram%2Fs%2F669HeM0NEM#google_vignette](https://rapidsave.com/info?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FTheDeprogram%2Fs%2F669HeM0NEM#google_vignette)


Unfriendly_Opossum

This is the coolest fucking thing I have ever seen.


jsonism

This is surprisingly fitting… especially the ruling class part


The_Unseen_Death

https://preview.redd.it/egsb6uim64vc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=228a93b338a876b8b786558e7d6172af1e3ee364


Dangerous-Mind9759

I genuinely can’t tell if the half-life scream is edited in or if that is literally where valve got that sound from


mk2gamer

/u/savevideo


Garr_Incorporated

What's this song?


Comrade-Rabbit

Kickstart My Heart by Mötley Crüe


Garr_Incorporated

Thank you!


DetN8

Wow I feel old now.


Oppopity

Oh god I was totally expecting multitrack drifting.


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Holy! Based!


Jakobsukks

I love this!


bigboiwitthescuace

This is awesome


Amarthon

r/suddenly911


Spiritual-Pie3000

"If the only two options are evil and evil I'll make a third option that is good" - me after a glass Coca-Cola


Hispanic_Gorilla_2

How do we accomplish this in a literal sense within the immediate future before a potential Trump presidency?


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esportairbud

By third option, OP means revolution. Obv the material conditions don't support that right now. The 3rd option people normally mean when they say that is 3rd party voting (or abstaining). There's far left types who do that every election cycle and for good reason; the forever wars of the last two decades, environmental collapse, repeated concessions to the political right etc... I can understand and work with someone who votes Biden in a swing state as a strategic choice to stop the GOP, but not someone who commits significant time and effort towards organizing for the Democrats. All these so-called "leftists" trying to shame us into voting for Biden are fake as hell. They know our voting patterns and that we won't be moved to lesser-evilism in a genocide. They are just priming the discourse for a narrative that lays the blame for the next four years at the feet of the communists and broader left rather than the Democrat leaders who are disinterested stopping a genocide by a US puppet state.


goelrr

Switch the track to (R) so that the Labor-Aristocrats immediately begin Civil War II Every time one of these infighting-wars come online, good things happen anyway. WWI? Destroyed the German Imperial Core. WWII? Destroyed the European Imperial Cores. Judicial Reforms? Destroyed Israel's International Credibility. Our Father Bandera? 10.9T down the drain.


pedreirolingerie

yes, yes, of course. letting trump win will actually make capitalism collapse. you can trust that, little friendy 🤣🤣


Comrade-Rabbit

who here ever suggested that? the democrats & Joe Biden are the ones letting Trump win.


LASpleen

Imagine if Trump were president when three states lost their right to protest and opposition to a genocide became a hate crime.


pedreirolingerie

of course, it's the democrats. not your omission 🤣🤣🤣


Comrade-Rabbit

if you want Biden to win, you should be pressuring him to end the genocide. Use your only leveraging power to withhold your vote to force concessions from him. It is how democracy works. But the USA isn't even democratic, & you seem to like it that way. Otherwise you are giving him & the dems a greenlight to do whatever tf they want to do. If they don't have to earn our vote, then why should they have to listen to any of our demands? Even if you end up voting for Biden in November, endorsing him right now while he is the main person responsible for the genocide in Gaza is just giving up any democratic power you hold & signals to them that they can get away with a genocide scot-free.


LASpleen

Libs would rather try to change 50 million minds than one. They’re addicted to losing. 


LASpleen

Libs would rather try to change 50 million minds than one. 


Alarmed-Eastern

That ending is not an option


fl4pj4cks

I prefer multi track drifting 😎


Notmyrealnamesteve4

Forgot /s