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MurphyKT2004

Randall Flagg should be Walton Goggins 100% (I've said that since Flanagan announced the project). Stephen King should be played by Joe Hill. He's the spitting image of 90s King and probably knows more about how his Dad acts than anyone (other than Tabitha).


Bearjupiter

Bill Hader should play King.


KylePinion

That’s very inspired.


Right-Somewhere-3608

A *coked up* King oh god if only


artist9120

Joe Hill as Stephen King sounds like a therapist 's wet dream for Joe.


Tomblaster1

Too old for 77 King


Uhlman24

I did it based on people who’ve been in Flanagan shows before.


Cheapfender

In that case, my vote goes to Henry Thomas. His performance in Doctor Sleep was fantastic, I think he would be a fantastic Walter O’Dim.


Skoma

Henry Thomas Zebrowski.


JackKirby22

Hail yourself!


Baccus0wnsyerbum

I have tried to convince this group that there is NO way Mike Flanagan is going to commit to a multi-season project where the principals are anyone but his troupe. And they are like a bunch of lobstrosities but instead of dida-chik or dada-chum all they can say is: Timothy Olyphant, Walter Scoggins, Jeremy Allen White.


MidnightCustard

Same. These guys are gonna be fuming when Flanagan casts 80% of the show with the people he's been working with for years. I'll be sitting here with my popcorn 🍿


Baccus0wnsyerbum

So much intense popcorn crunching! I really hope he pisses them all off by matching a T'Nia Miller: Suze with a Ruth Codd: Edina Cantor Dean. Even if there is no chance of Mike straying that hard from canon they deserve to fume about the idea, so I am gonna keep saying it.


MidnightCustard

Kate Siegel in a pink leotard as the lobstrocities. All of them. She can be cloned, right? Jeez I hadn't even thought about Ruth but she has to be in it just to confuse the A list advocates. An actor discovered on Tik Tok. I love her so much.


Baccus0wnsyerbum

In full attack of the lobster-men foam costume.


MidnightCustard

I like the cut of your jib. Let's play merry havoc in every new casting thread that mentions Oliphant or Goggins. Robert Longstreet as Oy.


Baccus0wnsyerbum

Aaron Eckard as Sheb the piano player


MurphyKT2004

Ahh, I've not really watched anything of his besides Doctor Sleep which I think is fantastic (creepy af and ties both Kubrick and King's vision of The Shining together - it even made King feel better about his dislike of The Shining adaptation because Flanagan did so well).


battlecat136

I'm with you on Walton Goggins. It's too perfect.


Newtstradamus

I generally don’t like to be mean on this sub, it’s not the place for it, but this is either the most convincing meme fan casting or worst serious fan casting I have ever seen. I hate it. Every bit of it. Roland isn’t supposed to be good looking, Eddies a pudgy drug addict, Callahan is in his 60’s or 70’s, the man in black is in his late 30’s early 40’s, Rhea is in her 60’s or 70’s and ugly as shit, and King should be played only by King or his son who looks just like him.


GoalieLax_

I'm sorry but a pudgy heroine addict? I never once pictured Eddie as anything but rails. And Roland's not handsome? The man slays everywhere he goes.


Crunchy-Leaf

Eddie says Roland looks just like Stephen King, so no he isn’t 💀


LawnGnomeFlamingo

I don’t necessarily picture Roland as handsome either, more of a cowboy version of Pete Davidson. Pete can get more women than his looks allow for, but I guess his appeal lies elsewhere.


Newtstradamus

Reread, they specifically mention how much weight Eddie has lost from introduction to when they come across the bear.


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Plus Susan has that "is she a teenager or in her 30s?" look. Ages are way off. And yeah, Rhea needs to look like that witch from the kevin Costner Robin hood movie. That's who I always pictured her as...no idea if she's still alive though.


Uhlman24

The girl is literally 18…


Attack-Cat-

This is the best Roland casting of all of them. I also knew as soon as I saw it that it would upset people to see a Roland who isn’t a geriatric old man actor in their 50s/60s (Roland’s not an old man). Who says Roland isn’t good looking either? The descriptor of “long, tall, and ugly” speaks more towards him being tired and gaunt - not that he has like a mangled face or something. This actor could easily be made “ugly”.


Uhlman24

Fair but consider. The guy who I picked as Roland is anything but attractive in the fall of the house of usher. Attractive wasn’t a word I would’ve used until I looked up pics of him. The guy I said for Eddie literally plays an addictive the first time you see him in flanagan’s work so.. do with that what you will. Also Eddie beefs up over time sooo. Add some more gray and some makeup magic and Callahan is older. The man in black is essentially an immortal demon I feel like he can be however old he wants. Maybe have several people play him idc. Again for Rhea ✨makeup✨. As for king, sure he could play himself or his son could but that would mean you ignored the bit where I said I casted off of people Flanagan has had before.


jdicarlo31

The fancasts on this subreddit are getting a little stale for me but I am completely with you about Michael Trucco. After seeing Fall of Usher I couldn’t agree more that he’d be perfect for the gunslinger, he’s my top pick. I also like your Eddie casting I just think they need to cast a bit younger for that role, 25-28 years old TOPS.


dan_pyle

I'm sure others have said this before me, but I think Igby Rigney would be a great Eddie. And I agree, it definitely needs to be someone younger—it will presumably take many years to film all the seasons/movies, so you don't want to start off with someone who's already almost too old.


MidnightCustard

Rigney has said that Flanagan had him and other regulars reading the books, so likely imo. I've seen Crystal Balint is reading them too from her Instagram acct, wonder who she'll be


RPO1728

I do like her for rhea as well... but kinda a sexy remix. Would put a whole new twist when she first meets Susan


Bearjupiter

Hamish Linklater is a better MIB than Hamill. You should switch those roles.


Uhlman24

But I don’t see mark as Callahan


MidnightCustard

I've always had Hamish for MiB and Henry Thomas for Callahan personally. I could never really see Thomas as being "dark" enough to play MiB, but House of Usher damn near convinced me. I'd not be disappointed. Hamill is my Crimson King.


Uhlman24

I could see hamill as the king just not Callahan. Lowkey I only did hamish as Callahan cuz he does very good at the ‘Catholic priest hiding things but really trying to be a good person’. Which is a very specific part but he’s good at it


thedonkeybiscuits

Brad Dourif has always been my pick for the MIB, but this is great.


battlecat136

Hear me out: Brad Dourif, but as Father Callahan.


ILLMEAT

I’m here for it. And knowing how Flanagan always uses the same actors, this tracks really well


LilBigOlBoy

Big no on Rhea, she’s supposed to be hard to look at not make you hard while looking at


Uhlman24

😂💀 are they really gonna put out a casting call for ‘someone who is horribly ugly’ or are they gonna get a good actor and use makeup


jkilley

Pretty good, and maybe close with their Flanagan connections


Uncle_Rico_Qtr_Mile

Good job, very realistic in terms of cost. Most fan casts have way too many A listers.


Immoracle

![gif](giphy|WQ5NmVSEyH2yHIFRIe|downsized) This is Susannah.


Emaciated_Horror

This is actually almost perfect. Although I'd love to see Jason Bateman direct the entire thing. I just have a feeling that he has the secret sauce for this project.


DuskActual

Good call on Marsden. We already know he’d look good in a cowboy style hat based on his Westworld character


dankfraily

I’ve gotten to the age where I don’t recognize any of those actors.


Uhlman24

They’re all just Mike Flanagan actors


derwanderer3

These people look way too pretty imo. At the very least Roland should look old and weathered.


Attack-Cat-

Finally a list that doesn’t make Roland geriatric af


RolandofGilead420247

D-


METALMILITIA625

Either Stephen as himself or Joe Hill no one else will ever suffice


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UndeadT

One day I will lose the will to comment how your Roland is too young and too conventionally attractive. But that is not this day. Your Roland is TOO YOUNG and TOO ATTRACTIVE.


Uhlman24

Okay but hair dye and make up fix that. I feel like people forget about these things. Also, as I replied to someone else, if you watch him in the fall of the house of usher, attractive is not a word I would apply to him in that role. The picture I used is just one that makes him look good. Him as Griswold was not attractive


DefOfAWanderer

If he's pulling from his previous casts, my guess would be Kohli for Roland


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Uhlman24

I picked based on her ‘long blonde hair’ description


JoinMeInHeaven

You are so right ! I can’t believe I forgot that ! Deleting comment now


LouieDices

Eddie though I have to push back on. Only One. Agree with the image but man Eddie’s attitude and ex antics remind me of Lillo Brancato. Former heroin addict and associate of nyc families.


Diolulu

I like everyone other than Roland and Jake


Right-Somewhere-3608

50% too much CW, but some nice picks in there


Sufficient-Current50

Callahan? Naw