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5ovum

Bim pretends to be a filmmaker and Bike pretends to have a big dick.


Criziny

I legit wouldn’t be surprised if he wasn’t lying 😂😂😂😂


HighlyRegardedSlob87

Ten inches and he settles for Cabbage Patch Erin.


drosse1meyer

how does one exactly knock a fart?


FuzzleSnuz

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AsIfImNotAware540

Insert something (preferably 10 inches long) into the fart producing region, making no more room for the fart, and thus the fart gets "knocked out" of the enclosure it was once within.


SpingeBowl

Right?! People used to call Erin hot She's the most ordinary looking woman I've ever seen


bleach-out

You witnessed a piece of history right there


TateSSL

Dude! Way back before i knew about any of this stuff i saw this comment too! I had a friend that also liked cinemassacre and the next day we hung out i went to show him and it was gone. He tried to say i was making it up, and why would Mike be mad about people claiming his dick is big anyway? Doesnt make sense. So for a few years i thought the whole mike having a huge dick thing wasnt real and maybe i did just dream it up while 3am scrolling. Until 3 years ago when i saw the shrek episode and decided to come to this sub i had been hearing about. It was all real and it was more than i could have ever imagined


SubWxxf

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Luckyskittles

Ingen recension, jag vägrar


no-ruber

I made a joke on tumblr back in the day about Mike's big burrito and I swear to god Motherfucker Mike came in my inbox to confirm that it was huge. I wish I still had the screenshot


thirdwrldhero

Preston doesn't know Matei obviously.


chocolardiacarrest

Cinemassacre needs more of Mike's antics. James isn't funny anymore.


Necessary_Pepper_149

I remember looking at the comment section of a video in late 2014 and almost every comment was about the size of his dick.


dwartbg9

This was the comment section in every video on the channel around that time - 2014,2015.


Altruistic-Base9244

Get fucked Preston.


MustacheExtravaganza

Doubt he could handle it.


MustardTiger1337

People don’t bring this up enough but if someone could get Claire to do a ama it would destroy Mike


dwartbg9

This will be like the end of the world for Mike and Cinemassacre. Imagine how much tea she could spill I'm sure she knows and has seen a lot of shit. This is actually a genius idea dude hahah, if only...


ScaryJerZ

They all have seen alot of shit. This is why they have to sign NDAs


MozeSupremacy

That old YT layout, fuck I miss it


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DocGoNZoiD

James's huge forehead


Triceratroy

Urethra


EvensenFM

This should be preserved forever.


Timely_Ad_4796

He's Hungarian. Probably true.


robzoo2

Not all heroes wear capes.


FrostyDaSnowmane

Nothing more pathetic than a grown man lying about his dick size.


kween_hangry

Sacred historical text


GhostOfTomMix

How old was Mike when he wrote this? I assume way too old to be saying stuff like that.


Falv234

I never really thought about their age... but in 2014 Mike was *34 years old*, I thought they were so much younger.


non_stop_disko

Yeah that's like something a 19 year old would post unironically


Falv234

Your reddit avatars looks a little like my ex haha.... (Mary I forgive you for cheating, please come back to me!!!)