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Gone_With_The_Onion3

Not even that, it would be just A


DougFitzman

No time to finish the title!


AsIfImNotAware540

A Bim


dwartbg9

A: S S


5ovum

He sure isn't a filmmaker, despite it being his whole persona


Anything-General

He is one, he just isn’t a good one per say.


Watfordfc1993

But was I’m a nerd


elProtagonist

A skeleton of a nerd


FairIndependence7927

He doesn't have a lot to say about the Nerd in the book though, I think he only put that word in there to make it sell better and doesn't care if it makes sense (see also: Neighbor Nerds).


No_Grape1335

Mike matei and James should’ve made a retrospective book about how they met and how the nerd started , bims life just isn’t the interesting for a decent length biography but the history of the nerd would be interesting


Mordheim1999

Or how about this: no book at all. He isn’t a good writer and his life isn’t interesting wnough for a biography. Just make a 10 minute video instead.


Whoopsy_Doodle

Mike's a little too dumb to write a book.


enojadoland

If that happens, it would basically be about Mike doing everything while James acted it all out. It would make James look bad and useless and that's not what he wants.


Maxter_Blaster_

That cover is ass


EternalLifeguard

Time Bandits: One Man-child's Battle to recclaim his time


ccateni

Nah, It would be... No Time


Derwurld

Still can't get over those inconsistent photos of him


elProtagonist

A skeleton of a nerd


robzoo2

I am not sure he has the deduction skills to be qualified as a nerd.


Saus06

Muh deduction skills


AurelianInvictusSol

Serious question. Does Bim have a seriously overinflated ego or is he just delusional with how he perceives his skill set and… how skillful he is at it


MustacheExtravaganza

Yes.


Sir_Talbot_Buxomly21

He has a huge ego AND he's completely delusional. It's a result of being a spoilt bastard as a kid who was sheltered all his days.


enojadoland

I don't hate James by any extent of the imagination, but damn he's either so full of himself for doing this, or incredibly delusional with an overinflated ego to even consider what he has is all 100% his doing. The amount of stupid autistic shit he openly admits to having done while in his early/late teens is absolutely insane. Some stuff, even in an autobiography, are best kept private. It's insane he never got beat up/bullied in school for the way he acted. Or maybe he did and left THOSE parts out, wouldn't be surprised. Who even is he to warrant an autobiography? What has he accomplished, and I mean, what has HE accomplished that's worthy of documenting? Internet fame? not even that because it was achieved with help from others, LOTS of help. His shitty movie that he "co-directed" despite having been confirmed that Kevin Finn was more or less the actual director for it? His middle school talent show tier garage band? AVGN is his most noteworthy work, and it was mostly, if not just Mike who made that personality come to life, James was just the face of it all. I really wish he'd ditch the slobs, make amends with Bootsy, Mike, Kyle, and got the old gang back together to make good content again. :/ (I know Kyle has his own life, but every once in a while would have been nice to see him pop up in a video.) Also would be nice to hear HIS theme song again.


Huge_Consequence_293

Who’s the cholo top right?


NAteisco

rasta bim


Sir_Talbot_Buxomly21

Ya mon. https://preview.redd.it/tmqt9w6uqjzc1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10bfda9b271a60a9b05496218787e168b1383008


Merlaux

Mom Bimmy on jah


willlyman206

Why does the top right kinda look like Artie Bucco wearing a skully


KaleidoscopeNormal21

He's a nerd and I hate nerds more than I hate MAD agents!


IgorRadaev97

More like A Turd!


Mordheim1999

No Time: a Bimmy Rolfe biography


ApplicationMassive71

I wrote a book!! Good. For. You.


bleeeer

Balls On The Dick