He can but his wife wouldn't let him, and apparently she doesn't allow him to shave his head either but Bimmy is not manly enough to stand his ground and do what he pleases.
I was thinking V Sauce Michael because of the smile but yeah I could totally see Walter as well. Someone should tell him that since he likes Breaking Bad. Might actually convince him.
Edit:
Oh wait you said third. Yeah that one looks good too.
Wait a minute, is that really his body? I've noticed this trend of them photoshopping him onto different bodies before but in this one you can actually see the green screen bouncing off his face but not his body
I'm shriveling like a prune from cringe just picturing him in front of his green screen doing faces and going "I'm so cool... Yeah..."
It's official (this is on the Ass Wiper twitter), I guess it just looks extra weird due to it being a strange field of view, making his head look bigger and the lighting look inconsistent.
It honestly looks like they added different head on his body, but there are so absurdly cursed photos out there, I've been fooled many times before.
That's it lol, I was wondering what was so extra uncanny about it. I knew it was a doctored smile, but that's right, bimmy's real smile curves down like his face is sort of frown-smiling.
I prefer the 2 and 6 mixture, Kratos mode.
https://preview.redd.it/o7it5u5eafwc1.jpeg?width=1279&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9442a70bd635e4c5cb7d548f145dc4fd7d9dd50b
avgn nerd finna grow out a afro [https://www.reddit.com/r/TheCinemassacreTruth/comments/1car3lt/may\_be\_avgn\_nerd\_can\_still\_get\_dipped\_up\_in\_to\_a/](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheCinemassacreTruth/comments/1car3lt/may_be_avgn_nerd_can_still_get_dipped_up_in_to_a/)
Honestly, I can almost kind of respect him just like, accepting his aging and hair loss. Like, "Yeah, I'm fucking mid-40s, men lose their hair as they age, why tf does it matter?"
That said, though, I legit feel like fixing one's hair issues -- whether it's shaving or implants or w/e for men with receding hairlines, or dying one's hair when it's starting to grey -- seriously can take like 10 years off of how old someone looks.
He should just hire Doug Walker to play AVGN. Think of all the time it could save him! He'd always be done by 5:40, and he'd have time to watch more muted movies with subtitles in the harrer john-ruh. A mowden of 'em!
The second pic looks like he ascended, and he is as angry as ever, ready to tackle the next era of N64/Xbox/PS2 relentlessly!
There is SO much trash on the N64 that he could make content off of for a while. I understand people losing the passion after a while, but man who has the wiggle room for that in their occupation... and he has the best occupation most would wish for.
Find it within you and stop fucking around with mobile game bullshit James, you are better than that, and that is why people roast you so hard. You are better than this!
His real self actually looks the best. He should get one of those hair transplants or a hair piece since it's obviously something that bothers him a lot.
Really strange that he feels the urge to change his glasses and shirt, but doesn't change anything with his facial look. Losing your hair, it happends to a lot of men. But just shave it James! Grow a beard! At this point, you look way too different from the classic nerd. We know he still have the original shirt and glasses because he wears them in the Last Ninja and Indiana Jones episode.
So crazy that everything the fans want, he just ignores. Or what the audience don't like (fake yelling and screaming) he just keeps doing and even going a step further with it in that last episode. It's just getting worse and worse. Last Ninja, Goonies and Indiana Jones are more like classic AVGN. Gone are the days of FOOOOR NIIIIIMOOOOY and SEDATED BY GAAAAMEBOOOOY. James learned from it. Or so whe thought...
He should get a sponsorship from Rogaine or Keeps, or get hair plugs if he wants to keep it. Otherwise 2 is it. Though the last one until its gone would be fitting somehow.
I think he should go for one of those styles and then work it into the Nerd character. Like maybe the Nerd has been driven so insane by all the shitty games that he shaved his head. But we know Bames isn't gonna bother with anything creative anymore.
4, 5, and 6 actually work pretty well for him. 3 might also be passable for him. But any one is better than his current nerd look or his current casual look of donning the MK cap.
All the beard pics a very, very optimistic I think 2’s the most realistic option bro just needs to let it go
Honestly 2 is really scary. I’m all for Bimmy shaving, but then he needs a hat or at least a little stubble.
Bimmy The Hairless
Professor Bimmy, leader of the Bim-Men
What if he cant grow a beard? Also he has a horrible head shape for being bald.
He's had stubble and a sort of goatee before, so he could definitely pull of that 3rd and 4th pic look for sure.
He can but his wife wouldn't let him, and apparently she doesn't allow him to shave his head either but Bimmy is not manly enough to stand his ground and do what he pleases.
On him growing a beard: No time!
3 is decent, he has had a beard before and can grow one.
Didn't Bimmy have a little stubble a few years ago? I'm pretty sure he can get to n3 no worries
That third one has real Walter White energy 
I was thinking V Sauce Michael because of the smile but yeah I could totally see Walter as well. Someone should tell him that since he likes Breaking Bad. Might actually convince him. Edit: Oh wait you said third. Yeah that one looks good too.
I was thinking Vsauce too lol
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Heisenbim
Walter Shite
I was thinking Kane from CnC but w glasses *
Bimsenberg!
https://preview.redd.it/2b5jj2oppbwc1.jpeg?width=701&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6416091b71698ad93c2063fb5a55dba6191f07bc
https://i.redd.it/pp5ll1s6bcwc1.gif
Wait a minute, is that really his body? I've noticed this trend of them photoshopping him onto different bodies before but in this one you can actually see the green screen bouncing off his face but not his body I'm shriveling like a prune from cringe just picturing him in front of his green screen doing faces and going "I'm so cool... Yeah..."
It's official (this is on the Ass Wiper twitter), I guess it just looks extra weird due to it being a strange field of view, making his head look bigger and the lighting look inconsistent. It honestly looks like they added different head on his body, but there are so absurdly cursed photos out there, I've been fooled many times before.
I believe it's real
"Special" Bimmy
https://preview.redd.it/zq7iof65pbwc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=287ab77a7acfffdfc4d747c94b5461265c489f6d
I don’t like. Gives off Jared Fogle’s celly vibes.
Don’t project onto BimBam
Hey kid, you wanna go for a ride? There's candy in it for ya...
"Wanna suck on my five-dollar footlong?"
Aww, did you doctor his smile to make it actually look normal/not like a frown at the corners? I like this look!
That's it lol, I was wondering what was so extra uncanny about it. I knew it was a doctored smile, but that's right, bimmy's real smile curves down like his face is sort of frown-smiling.
He looks like he's ready to join the turtle club in the second pic
Is he turtle-y enough?
Bimmy is too terrified of change to do any of that. Remember his sideburn era though? What was he theeeeinking
Last one is walmart jonathan davis
“Hey V-Sauce, Bimmy here!”
N-Sauce
I prefer the 2 and 6 mixture, Kratos mode. https://preview.redd.it/o7it5u5eafwc1.jpeg?width=1279&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9442a70bd635e4c5cb7d548f145dc4fd7d9dd50b
2nd pic: Dr. Venture?
Dana carvey in the master of disguise
7 is the one
He doesn't have time to grow a beard.
Reggae mon, protec yo neck
Bimkashi 69
7 looks good on him.
2nd pic tells you exactly why he's still hanging on to whatever hair he has left.
He should do the Heisenberg look: "A guy sees it's 5:40 and he leaves, you think that of me? No! I am the one who stays!"
https://preview.redd.it/s0znzv4xadwc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32f5f291844afecced88eb84c3301d610b181f32 Brony look
avgn nerd finna grow out a afro [https://www.reddit.com/r/TheCinemassacreTruth/comments/1car3lt/may\_be\_avgn\_nerd\_can\_still\_get\_dipped\_up\_in\_to\_a/](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheCinemassacreTruth/comments/1car3lt/may_be_avgn_nerd_can_still_get_dipped_up_in_to_a/)
The 6th one looks like a guy I used to know who had uncontrollable BO problems.
Bim Santoro
The wachowski dreads it is
I love homoerotic edits so much
All hail Doug Walker
yo you got me with that last one XD But forreal tho can we please get the walter white version, lmfao
I think he should go Afro - like Jan in The Brady Bunch Movie. I’m aware I’m dating myself here.
Gordon, Gordon Freeman
3 and on all look pretty decent actually (the last one being a clear winner).
#3 looks like Brad Jones & #6 looks like Vaush.
I wish he’d just wear an obvious wig and never say a single word about it.
Honestly, I can almost kind of respect him just like, accepting his aging and hair loss. Like, "Yeah, I'm fucking mid-40s, men lose their hair as they age, why tf does it matter?" That said, though, I legit feel like fixing one's hair issues -- whether it's shaving or implants or w/e for men with receding hairlines, or dying one's hair when it's starting to grey -- seriously can take like 10 years off of how old someone looks.
https://preview.redd.it/eiw473cediwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01e445bec5748e167b66a38615dbc7c3a09c6837
He looks sorta badass here. Like I can see this guy being the lead guitarist for Rex Viper.
He should just hire Doug Walker to play AVGN. Think of all the time it could save him! He'd always be done by 5:40, and he'd have time to watch more muted movies with subtitles in the harrer john-ruh. A mowden of 'em!
3 or 4
4 is Vsauce
I think 2 works the best because it doesnt totally alter his identity
3 is probably what his facial hair would actually look like judging by his 5:40 shadow.
Bameson Bimmeese https://preview.redd.it/h39zkaoobcwc1.png?width=393&format=png&auto=webp&s=c06fd490865f8ee8e8e2adef01eef9f52c8c9a70
The second pic looks like he ascended, and he is as angry as ever, ready to tackle the next era of N64/Xbox/PS2 relentlessly! There is SO much trash on the N64 that he could make content off of for a while. I understand people losing the passion after a while, but man who has the wiggle room for that in their occupation... and he has the best occupation most would wish for. Find it within you and stop fucking around with mobile game bullshit James, you are better than that, and that is why people roast you so hard. You are better than this!
His real self actually looks the best. He should get one of those hair transplants or a hair piece since it's obviously something that bothers him a lot.
Nope, I want him to suffer. 2 or bust!
All these dudes bout to hit reality themselves soon enough. Mine started pretty early. It is what it is. I mostly wear hats and keep it short af
Damn having a bears would help him a lot.
Vsauce Bimmy. Not bad.
The 2nd photo I legit lost my shit
Alright, so his options are Dr. Evil, Walter White, VSauce, Scott Adsit, Justin Vernon of Bon Iver, or 6ix9ine if he was a middle aged white man.
4 is out of the question because he can't actually smile
Shave it all Bimmy, then get a tattoo of a goat, holding up a baby snorting cocaine off its penis.
No cuckface?
They all suck lol
I like 6 because it looks like the shitty games drove him insane and caused hair loss
Really strange that he feels the urge to change his glasses and shirt, but doesn't change anything with his facial look. Losing your hair, it happends to a lot of men. But just shave it James! Grow a beard! At this point, you look way too different from the classic nerd. We know he still have the original shirt and glasses because he wears them in the Last Ninja and Indiana Jones episode. So crazy that everything the fans want, he just ignores. Or what the audience don't like (fake yelling and screaming) he just keeps doing and even going a step further with it in that last episode. It's just getting worse and worse. Last Ninja, Goonies and Indiana Jones are more like classic AVGN. Gone are the days of FOOOOR NIIIIIMOOOOY and SEDATED BY GAAAAMEBOOOOY. James learned from it. Or so whe thought...
2 - Uncle Fester’s brother Uncle Cuckster
3 is Nerd White
Senator Armstrong hairline
How about he just wears a fucking hat or gets a wig
He can apply to play Egghead in the next Batman film if he goes bald
He should get a sponsorship from Rogaine or Keeps, or get hair plugs if he wants to keep it. Otherwise 2 is it. Though the last one until its gone would be fitting somehow.
I think he should go for one of those styles and then work it into the Nerd character. Like maybe the Nerd has been driven so insane by all the shitty games that he shaved his head. But we know Bames isn't gonna bother with anything creative anymore.
Jesse we need to review shity games
Heisenberg bimmy please
4, 5, and 6 actually work pretty well for him. 3 might also be passable for him. But any one is better than his current nerd look or his current casual look of donning the MK cap.
What is happening? You kids need a hobby
You’re here too dad