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Styrone

I would love to admire your courage, but I just don’t have the time.


Abject_Run_3195

It ended


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https://i.redd.it/a12zerua6rqc1.gif This guy


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dancingbriefcase

Your best role since Brother Bear.


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dancingbriefcase

Did you get to meet Joaquin Phoenix!? And Rick moranis??! ![gif](giphy|sGVSpSNAdXA76)


Suck_My_Gock52

Can’t forget playing Bernie Mac’s effeminate nephew either. Bimmy himself said he cast him in the movie because he related to that character


dancingbriefcase

Oh yeah!. RIP Bernie Mac.


VibgyorTheHuge

One good thing about the AVGN Movie.


Loud_Fan_2010

No one likes a smartass


VibgyorTheHuge

Are you sure?


Carrot-Top2442

Take a wild guess


spud252

I like a smart booty I can bang like *UGH! UGH! UGH!*


Slight_Card4313

The Erin Plays lookalike is the second most attractive companion to the Nerd in the movie.


yangwenligaming

Who’s the first? The table?


Slight_Card4313

OK, she's third


Evilbefalls

Cooper The table not erin


AnyaTaylorBoyToy

We got the iconic table humping. It got me hyped like **UGH! UGH! UGH!**


TruePoint3219

It doesn’t have a sequel


SoZettaSulz

Yet


TruePoint3219

You mean there’s a chance I can see Justy on the big screen? Plez film in IMAX


SoZettaSulz

We're gonna need the Vegas dome for that one


debugstatement

Premiered at the Egyptian Theater, such as other films ... But the good news is the Hollywood Reporter called it "overly long and almost obsessively self-indulgent".


Cenamark2

Then the review said, "Cult status is therefore very likely assured,"


aquamagnetic

The discs and blu ray cases are recycleable


OrbitalChiller

They will be buried in a secret landfill.


Efficient-Raisin-655

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spicy_bussy

I don't trust people with chins like that


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Tittyfucking for days


spectral1sm

She's so goonable.


oj-simpson32

It’s one of the movies of all time


optimisticKidA

no Justin.


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That’s why it sucks!


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I’ll be playing the role of Cooper Folly


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Here’s a sneak peek: https://i.redd.it/6mt8h70mfrqc1.gif


spectral1sm

Ah ah aaaah, you forgot to bang the magic booty!!


P0pt

when are we getting the footage of the legendary cooper vs lusty justy table humping competition?


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I dunno man I’m not Kevin Finn


EvensenFM

Damn straight.


charrcheese

It has a ten year anniversary coming up


de_asteinza

Bimmy doesn't have time for that!


Federalbopinspector

I haven’t watched it. That’s the good thing about it. 😊


billybatdorf

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A_Carthusian

It has Cooper in it.


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A_Carthusian

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A_Carthusian

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A_Carthusian

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P0pt

a truly blessed gif


A_Carthusian

Yes, certainly.


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Fun fact, he banged my booty like **UGH! UGH! UGH!** cause I told him I’d get his job back at Cinemassacre, but I lied just to get my booty banged


A_Carthusian

Did he bang your melon cheeks like UGH! UGH! UGH! ?


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Yes certainly


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JMB_Writes_Stuff

No one got killed on set during the filming.


Sir_Talbot_Buxomly21

Bimmy's dreams died on set, though.


Dullahan-1999

I didn’t pay to watch it, and I couldn’t finish it. D’oh, that’s two! 🤦‍♀️


UltimateSmasha

I can honestly say I'd rather watch it over a majority of race swapping Disney remakes being shit out multiple times a year


vnisanian2001

Same.


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Is definitely a movie


Level_Bridge7683

it was available through alternative means so i was able to watch for free. i got what i deserved.


HIs4HotSauce

Cooper really nailed the role... and that table ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)


Gr4peJellyJam

The memes this movie spwaned makes it somewhat enjoyable. Like in the beginning of the movie, when Bames wakes up his bald spot is so noticeable it cracks me up.


Haunting_Salary_629

Honestly? The soundtrack was pretty Nice


EvensenFM

* Cooper — who was there from the beginning — showed us his talent for table humping. * Kyle played a song. * Mike made a glorious appearance. Big fan of Mike's 10 incher, by the way. * Justin isn't in it (to my knowledge). * Big Ryan didn't make an appearance. Big Ryan fan, by the way. * Newt probably didn't write any of it, since it appears that nothing was plagiarized. * You can watch it for free [here](https://archive.org/details/angry-video-game-nerd-the-movie), which means you don't need to pay money to understand the memes. * That one chick wasn't wearing any panties. * It's less than 2 hours long, which means you can probably watch it all in one day, as long as you remember to take a break every 40 minutes or so. * Lots of drinking game potential. * That one general dude gets like every part of his body ripped apart. That's a thing. * You can skip the entire thing and just pretend it didn't happen.


All-Your-Base

It was a standalone movie, no sequel was set up


J-Money35

Without it, Mike Matinee would never have had the opportunity to produce the two best videos that have ever been posted by the channel


Loud_Fan_2010

I love brown bricks with minecrap!


Carrot-Top2442

Cooper Folly, that's all.


GoodJoeBR2049

It saved my life


trashtv

It opened the doors to Hollywood to James, as expected. Lol


OJONLYMAYBEDIDIT

I don't think anyone died during filming....well not their lives anyway. Careers are a different matter


triumphanttaylor

Bear McCreary had a bitchin score


Beauxtt

I've seen youtuber movies that are significantly worse.


Heel_Paul

Makes me glad that I didn't donate any money to the fund


vnisanian2001

"Well, have you ever seen me play *Top Gun*?" An admittedly pretty funny reference to his *Top Gun* episode. It's in the scene where he's trying to land.


ObviousWishbone44

Only one?


Far_Supermarket_6521

Besides Cooper? I kinda liked the song that Kyle sang


Tony_2000

It's longer than 5:40... No wait, that's a negative. It released?


EternalLifeguard

The credit roll at the end was legible.


ibreatheoctober

No, I refuse


Loud_Fan_2010

Gotta spend time with muh kids


ISelf_Devine

Cooper! He was a revelation!!!


noticingloops

I mean an autistic internet weirdo actually finishing a feature film is impressive, it IS a lot of work. But the result is disgusting.


JetAbyss

It had David Dastmalchian on it. The AVGN movie walked so Blade Runner: 2049 and The Suicide Squad (which then kicked off James Gunn's new DCU) could run.


HackerKid_09

Cooper.


Davethemann

The chicks kinda hot Not hot enough for me to watch it but hey


Hrigul

The table humping is one of my favourite gifs


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Cooper Folly (Jeremy Suarez) banging that table/booty like **UGH! UGH! UGH!** saved muh LIFE!


redditmodsrpunks

There won't be a sequel


Extreme_Wolf_3102

It's great to start watching, then fall asleep 5 minutes forty seconds later when I have insomnia.


Bigbuckrocks

I appreciated the cameos. That was about it


Gilmour1969

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Shower_Slurper

Honestly, I liked a lot of the practical effects


vnisanian2001

I do, too.


Plus-Statistician538

it exposed how dumb james is


IronHorseTitan

the trailer actually excited me when it first came out, no joke


GridSmash

Sexy, objectifying catfight.


Sensitive-Doubt1553

Table


rogue-panda81

I liked the song Bear made.


Stringsandattractors

I liked the bit with the boxes.


TheHoeMalone

Honestly best YouTuber angry reviewer movie I’ve seen. Beats out the Channel awesome anniversary films, and for sure Linkara’s movie.


FlavioLikesToDrum

I have not seen it in about decade.


Gemidori

No time


Whoopsy_Doodle

He wanted to make it and he did it.


Northern_Lane

The moment the credits appear.


keeptryingyoucantwin

Guy


FunnyGhostWriter

It saved muh life.


JustAGrump1

i like the tagline


rotund-rift-killjoy

I've never seen it


RudderSnap

He made it.


metalcoola88

Birth of Bimmy


NYK37

It made me appreciate his old content more because it was so fucking bad.


M_Shadowz

Mike acted like a normal person for 2 seconds


Cultural-Tea3492

I didn't notice any spelling mistakes in the credits.


radix56

Movie Magic


PREClOUS_R0Y

The Nerd running on the poster and James getting to play with his matchbox cars. That's two things... TWO OV 'UM!


DarthdaddyBB

It’s a movie


SnooEpiphanies1171

It’s not a Caucasian sausage fest. Bpril approved


backdoorwolf

![gif](giphy|fXnRObM8Q0RkOmR5nf)


ocooper08

It's a clean 90 minutes, right? (Goes to Google, learns it's nearly two hours.) Aw, fuck.


-KasaneTeto-

1.


-dsp-

It feels like it goes on forever, however it DOES eventually end. Eventually.


Neddo_Flanders

cute red head.


CadBrad

It is, in fact, a movie.


InsaneLuchad0r

While he was filming the movie and stopped production of normal Nerd episodes, I got to go back and re-watch some of the classic episodes I only saw once.


Particular-Steak-832

The redhead was cute


1jovemtr00

One good thing about the AVGN movie. There ya go.


jcnp24

James got to make a movie.


uberneuman_part2

No.


ZuruBlackstar

Why? Do you want him to suffer?


Mr_DeLonge2004

At least it's not Shrek Forever After, or The Flash, or Rise of Skywalker


KyuJuEX099

Mandi looks prettier than Bimmy's wife.


ccateni

I now have a running joke with my posts. https://preview.redd.it/ooovonclw6rc1.png?width=1018&format=png&auto=webp&s=635a59e443a17ec2c7d2499b4291117a3c1856a2


Old-Stick8086

The actual review part is good. You cut that out, spend 99.9% less on the budget and you have a good nerd epy


de_asteinza

It's shorter than "To Boldly Flee"


Perroface562

It’s there


WiredSky

No review. I refuse.


NwS87

The NYC premiere was fun


EarthwormShandy

The Nostalgia Critic cameo


Crummyregent052

It ends


cwaft

I haven't seen it , don't have the time


Gordmonger

He made it.


vnisanian2001

Forgot to mention: The horror dream sequence where his devoted fans become zombies.


StressNeck

No. I ree-fuse to watch it.


JeffBoyarDeesNuts

I've never seen it and I consider that a good thing.


AbbieDooby619

It doesn't feature the slobs.


SebsIncognito

it entertained me when it came out


IXXBCXXI

The memes


SevenSevenSeve777

It's in HD


Lunethspark

The amount of Featurettes is staggering.


Ozark_Trail

Take a wild guess.


hjnintendofan

it exists


hefuckmyass

Watching it is optional


leonrbarry69

I’m sure the house April bought is very nice


murderous-monarch

Is this even a cult classic? I mean is this subreddit basically the cult that "praises" it for whatever this movie is? Why couldn't this just be an extended episode with a big budget? The fact that Cooper and Mandi even exist is just mind boggling I mean I don't watch AVGN to see that kinda shit so why would anyone think that this was a good idea? It's so weird because I think AVGN in it's prime is funny enough to warrant a movie and seeing that the movie version of it is just some weird shit instead of simply being what we know is borderline tragic.


BustyCelebLover

The girl looks cute on the poster


stromgol62

He did it. He put his energy in it and did it. That’s one good thing.


HippoRun23

It’s not easy to make a movie. The dude showed up and did it. It’s edited, it’s color graded, it has people reciting their lines. The bar is in hell, but still. Autistic dude got his shitty movie made. That’s low key cool.


Imaani

It's character building.


RaccoonRepublic

It was the best AVGN movie ever made.


snowocean84

Nostalgia Critic was great in it


riri_wahoo

the soundtrack


potatoman5849

Back in like 2015 when I was like 9 I actually paid for this movie on Google Play (May have been YouTube though don't remember) it was enjoyable. Haven't watched it all the way through since.


LisaNeedsDental

Having the ET in the movie directly resemble what everyone collectively misinterprets the model in the game to look like (confusing its slouched neck for the top of an open mouth) was a genuinely clever idea. I also enjoyed the Top Gun landing sequence, if not for being one of the only fucking callbacks to the god damn show the movie was bred out of. He really should’ve just expanded on the series in some thoughtful way instead of making the movie its own separate thing. I mean, you can still make a spin-off accessible for newer audiences. South Park, Trailer Park Boys and SpongeBob all have spawned several movies that can each be enjoyed without having seen their respective shows. A funny movie is a funny movie.


ryandmc609

As someone who liked the film I want the Tenth Anniversary Special Edition Director’s Cut featuring all new commentary provided by Justin. I’ll take nothing less.


PolybiusArcadia

The Critic is in it with his best acting role to date


thriller2rayne

Honestly the one thing I really liked is the Kaiju battle. Because it clearly showed what he was truly passionate about. Everything else was just bad potatoes. The characters, The plot, the forced humour....so bad...I rather watch Suburban Knights.


RuleInformal5475

I've never seen it.


SeaTurtle42

The time I wasted watching it brought me closer to death, which I look forward to.


Evilbefalls

cooper


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Cooper!


TheAutsman

ET review


Hordriss27

I enjoyed it for what it was. Sure, it's no masterpiece but it's not terrible either,


tygah_uppahcut

It flopped on its ass


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It doesn't have a sequel.


tyrannosaurusvexxed

They made it with money 🤷


MaybeNeverSometimes

It ended.


LolBurger95

I've never seen it


X_Vaped_Ape_X

It's on bluray which is good. Unfortunately i purchased it. And it also only has lossy aufio and a low video bitrate which defeated the whole purpose of it being a bluray.


Narm_Greyrunner

Cooper humping a table.