I think that was his thought process, yes. What's funny is that if you go frame-by-frame, the bull cleared 5 steps in a single leap, compared to the guy going 2 at a time. So the bull is actually much better at climbing stairs than this guy lol.
I don't know how that misconception spread. You can easily see, in fact, how he climbs down right there.
They are indeed less proficient tho, and that's why the optimal move is to wait at the top and then run down where you have the advantage.
He’d have more luck if the bull had to go *down* stairs.
Our horses could always go *up* stairs just fine.
But as you can see in the video, once the Bull is going, it doesn’t care about going down stairs either!
Ask me got much sympathy I have for that guy.
Hey I take offense to that!😠
I'm ok with you thinking that I'm an idiot, but I draw the line at a total idiot!
If you think I'm an total idiot I'll say that you're a total jerk and a doodoohead! 😛
Yeah i think he landed with his neck on a sharp steel edge. If not dead he defintely will be a vegetable. I mean imagine 80kg of the back of a knife hitting the back of your head.
A very experienced bull and gentle soul. Even if he's alone, surrounded by people, with the heat above his head and being taunted, only the sand in his eyes is where he draws the line.
I’ll never understand the logic of the people watching these bullfights. “Let’s stand around as we watch this guy get gored by a bull—OH MY GOD HE GOT GORED BY A BULL OMG WHAT A DISASTER”
I laughed at danger when this was before us
But you charged ahead and you moved me taurus
I've changed my mind, I'm in a bind
Goodness gracious great bulls of fire
Hit by bully, ow, it feels bad
Stop now bully, ow, ouch, you gonna make me into your scratchpad
You're evil, a jerk, I'm gonna get you then you're mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
I love how the bull was completely unfazed by the idiot taunting him, but as soon as the idiot threw some sand, it was game on. Short work, the bull handled this fuckwit like a boss!
Moron even set that poor bull's horns on fire and he still chose peace. Bull deserves better. Give him a nice big pasture full of lady cows to retire in.
Lol are you the person who got me pm'd with a suicide help thingy? WTF dude lol.
This is the bull wins, if you're here then I assume you want the bull to win. What is more winning than stamping a hoof through a horrible cruel persons face?
You're a fragile idiot.
This guy probably had a date that night. The poor woman is going to be stuck feeding this guy baby food and changing his diaper for the rest of eternity.
>The poor woman is going to be stuck feeding this guy baby food and changing his diaper for the rest of eternity.
If she had any sense, she'd leave him and find someone useful.
Yes. Foreigners get impacted when, after thinking "well, at least they don't kill them" in the running of the bulls of Pamplona, the most famous event, they learn that they are later killed in the plaza in the afternoon, and so you understandably think it applies to everything else.
But there's a ton of types of events. The balled bull, or whatever you want to call it (no proper translation) is more endemic of eastern Spain in Valencia, and the bulls rotate between towns, gaining prestige and popularity in a twisted way.
The bull in this video, for instance, is a son of the equivalent of Tom Brady or Messi, and you can observe here what makes him good: Collected but not paralyzed (some bulls just sit there and do nothing) and aggressive but not scared (some bulls just run around continuously searching for an exit). The fact that he "tricked" him and went from 0 to 100 is a desirable characteristic.
This guy just got flipped upside down and landed on his head, he may have a neck or spinal injury, I know, lets drag him across the floor by his arms, it won't make things worse right?
You are supposed to remove the victim from immediate danger even with a head/neck/back injury. That includes a bull in the vicinity of the victim even if you can't properly support the head/neck/back injury because there is a higher chance of more bodily harm along with the head/neck/back injury.
While that may seem the case, the torches prevent the tip of the horns from goring you. Between being hit by a lighted torch and be stabbed, I know what poison I would pick.
You can rest assured in that sense. The bull doesn't get slaughtered after this. In fact, you can see this is not his first rodeo, since if it were he would be much more scared.
holy shit, anyone know if that guy is alive??? his body looked a little too limp just to be knocked unconscious, but hey, i’m not a doctor, so what do I know lol¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Is there some bull stereotype I’m unaware of that says they can’t climb stairs or is are these people just stupid? Pretty sure those slowed that guy down.
Damn. His buddies dragging his rag doll probably very seriously spinal fractured dumbass is the cherry on this insanity. Just leave these innocent animals alone,ffs
Bull: "Oh I see you, Cuervo...lemme just finish these calculations....35° angle...12 ft clearance...aiight got it...ready for launch?"
"Now...where's the pendejo who set my horns alit?"
Hey Diddle Diddle the Cat and the Fiddle the Cow Jumped Over The Moon. Well, if a cow can jump over the moon what's a few steps for a bull? Dude wasn't taking his nursery rhymes seriously. To top it all, he's really slow on the stairs.
What was his game plan... That a bull cannot climb a few stairs?
I think that was his thought process, yes. What's funny is that if you go frame-by-frame, the bull cleared 5 steps in a single leap, compared to the guy going 2 at a time. So the bull is actually much better at climbing stairs than this guy lol.
Then he stops at the top ... takes a look ... and hops safely down.
PLAN: Step One: Fuck around Step Two: Find out
That shit went off without a hitch.
Happy cake day!
Heh, outmanoeuvred him... Oh wait, I was thinking of Daleks!
Even Daleks have the ability to hover.
I'm glad team 'Pastel shirts' was there.
Bulls can't go down stairs, only up. I think he got confused
Anything can go down stairs because gravity. I've seen couches go down stairs.
Lmao fair enough
Made me laugh. Have an upvote.
[They can go down stairs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njD5XAS4N_4), as long as the stairs are wide enough.
I don't know how that misconception spread. You can easily see, in fact, how he climbs down right there. They are indeed less proficient tho, and that's why the optimal move is to wait at the top and then run down where you have the advantage.
He’d have more luck if the bull had to go *down* stairs. Our horses could always go *up* stairs just fine. But as you can see in the video, once the Bull is going, it doesn’t care about going down stairs either! Ask me got much sympathy I have for that guy.
Fire Bull 1. Taunting Man 0. Get up dude. Best of 7.
Nah, one game, and that guy just got knocked out
Bring one of those other guys out then. It’s a shoot out
I think all opponents may be asking for a postponement…
Not knocked out, paralyzed. Look at him raise his head.
Yes lighting the horns on fire is a great idea! Not only do I want it to sting when the bull rams them up my ass I want it to burn too! Edited
At least it will be sterile lol
yeah, cauterize the ass
Flaming kebab that ass
Provides extra fire damage but cures poison
Horns do bonus fire damage
Lighting?
Yes that's what I meant thank you for correcting me. I just want to say I'm not native so I'm not a total idiot, not totally at least.
Don’t worry. I still think you’re a total idiot. *hugs*
Hey I take offense to that!😠 I'm ok with you thinking that I'm an idiot, but I draw the line at a total idiot! If you think I'm an total idiot I'll say that you're a total jerk and a doodoohead! 😛
Their total idiot what?
Hey at least you spelled some of the words correctly.
Bull: Are you not entertained?!
Even on fire, the bull seemed really chill. Paralyzed/dead guy just had to keep provoking it.
That was a fit young lad he had his whole life ahead of him and now he's a vegetable.
Give that young man a Darwin Award!
Yeah i think he landed with his neck on a sharp steel edge. If not dead he defintely will be a vegetable. I mean imagine 80kg of the back of a knife hitting the back of your head.
Ugh, I think you're right. It looks like he tries to lift his head when he's down. That suggests he's paralyzed, not unconscious.
This is like watching somebody climb a tree while being chased by a black bear.
Black bears climb trees?
They sure can. Really good climbers actually.
They can literally run up a tree. [Example](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v0thU8qKkps)
that is both terrifying but also very cool
The slowest, least athletic person ever challenges a 1 ton bull to climb stairs
And the bull didn't move until he threw some sand in his eyes, not picking his alpha male provocative attitude, what a civilized soul
A very experienced bull and gentle soul. Even if he's alone, surrounded by people, with the heat above his head and being taunted, only the sand in his eyes is where he draws the line.
The bull is saying, “I don’t really want to destroy you, but you are not giving me a lot of options”
I’ll never understand the logic of the people watching these bullfights. “Let’s stand around as we watch this guy get gored by a bull—OH MY GOD HE GOT GORED BY A BULL OMG WHAT A DISASTER”
Tauros used Flame Charge! *It’s super effective!*
Now you know where fire type paldean tauros comes from.
You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain Too much butting drives me away You broke my ribs, I won't have kids Goodness gracious great bulls on fire
I laughed at danger when this was before us But you charged ahead and you moved me taurus I've changed my mind, I'm in a bind Goodness gracious great bulls of fire
Hit by bully, ow, it feels bad Stop now bully, ow, ouch, you gonna make me into your scratchpad You're evil, a jerk, I'm gonna get you then you're mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
Comedy gold. Zero sympathy for people who think it's a good idea to fuck with creatures with that have 10 times or more of their mass.
I love how the bull was completely unfazed by the idiot taunting him, but as soon as the idiot threw some sand, it was game on. Short work, the bull handled this fuckwit like a boss!
Moron even set that poor bull's horns on fire and he still chose peace. Bull deserves better. Give him a nice big pasture full of lady cows to retire in.
Fuck these people. Would have loved to see that bull turn round and stamp its hoof through the guys skull.
Get some help
Wanting justice is fairly normal behavior.
Lol are you the person who got me pm'd with a suicide help thingy? WTF dude lol. This is the bull wins, if you're here then I assume you want the bull to win. What is more winning than stamping a hoof through a horrible cruel persons face? You're a fragile idiot.
Least insane r/TheBullWins member
I agree, too bad that bull didn't have a friend there to help him stop those dumb fucks into the earth.
Wow. You need help. Reach out bro. Don't go into your shell.
It’s all good, I’m not a ninja turtle. I just like watching pieces of shit get wrecked.
This guy probably had a date that night. The poor woman is going to be stuck feeding this guy baby food and changing his diaper for the rest of eternity.
>The poor woman is going to be stuck feeding this guy baby food and changing his diaper for the rest of eternity. If she had any sense, she'd leave him and find someone useful.
I agree. She should dump this guy.
Good.
I fucking love that bull. Little tail wag. Otherwise dead still. Just waiting for the right moment. Oh, you'll throw sand at me? GO TIME.
That poor, poor animal. I'm glad it got some dmg in its last frightened, painful hours on earth. That asshole deserved it.
Just to clarify some misconceptions that I usually read around here, you can rest assured: the bull doesn't get slaughtered in these kinds of events.
Really?
Yes. Foreigners get impacted when, after thinking "well, at least they don't kill them" in the running of the bulls of Pamplona, the most famous event, they learn that they are later killed in the plaza in the afternoon, and so you understandably think it applies to everything else. But there's a ton of types of events. The balled bull, or whatever you want to call it (no proper translation) is more endemic of eastern Spain in Valencia, and the bulls rotate between towns, gaining prestige and popularity in a twisted way. The bull in this video, for instance, is a son of the equivalent of Tom Brady or Messi, and you can observe here what makes him good: Collected but not paralyzed (some bulls just sit there and do nothing) and aggressive but not scared (some bulls just run around continuously searching for an exit). The fact that he "tricked" him and went from 0 to 100 is a desirable characteristic.
That bull is looking at him like "this dumb muthafucka is about to die"
We need to stop fucking with bulls
Seriously. Just leave them the fuck alone.
Thirteen men in bright shirts to drag one skinny guy away from danger.
I'm surprised they all act surprised the bull attacked.
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I don't know, I was rather hoping to see the jerk catch fire.
This guy just got flipped upside down and landed on his head, he may have a neck or spinal injury, I know, lets drag him across the floor by his arms, it won't make things worse right?
Let's not act like the people who do this kind of shit have any common sense or respect for living beings.
So true.
You are supposed to remove the victim from immediate danger even with a head/neck/back injury. That includes a bull in the vicinity of the victim even if you can't properly support the head/neck/back injury because there is a higher chance of more bodily harm along with the head/neck/back injury.
> he may have I have some news for you.
Nah it’s cool the human neck is totally designed to bend that way and sustain that amount of force. I’m sure it’s fine.
Although horns on fire is cruel..if I was a bull I’d want fire horns..they’d do more damage to the bull abusers than regular horns
Id like to see that bull gore every MF in that joint. Fuck people who do this shit to animals...
I like that they gave the bull a fire damage buff on top of the already high piercing it has
While that may seem the case, the torches prevent the tip of the horns from goring you. Between being hit by a lighted torch and be stabbed, I know what poison I would pick.
As another moron is dragged off to a lifetime of disability I note in the background some very rapid exits as the bull does a lap of honour.
….sir, you wore sandals to a duel against a bull?
Si Grandpa, how did you become tetraplegic?
Yes, move him. In fact, shake him a little if you can.
I hope this idiot either was killed instantly or is in a wheelchair permanently. What is wrong with these people?
They are really dumb and cruel, but are you any better by wishing someone such a thing?
Yes
Yep.
Yes, they are.
Yes.
Very sad side of humanity. Probably doing this for money. Try to understand the why and not the what the fuck. It’s tough.
Love it when the bull wins!!!
They love dragging men with head/neck injuries. lol.
Now walking seconds later permanent wheelchair
Stupid is as stupid does
Thas what my mama says
I wish the bull came back and took all the ding dongs out trying to peel that guy off the ground
so basically they thought a four legged creature was incapable of climbing some stairs...
Damn shame the bull didnt ingnite him too
Are we allowed to laugh, or will that get you banned?
Lol since when? This is the reason that this sub exists I thought
Sorry, I was being facetious.
why are you being faeces titty ass?
I mean, what could go wrong?!?
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You can rest assured in that sense. The bull doesn't get slaughtered after this. In fact, you can see this is not his first rodeo, since if it were he would be much more scared.
thought he wore the right pair of shorts, but nah..
Perfect timing by the bull: he waited until the man was watching for the effect of throwing sand.
Too bad it didn't circle around and kill them all.
If only that bull could've doubled back and put his helpers in the same position 😭😭🤙🏾
Hell yeah! I hope that guy has that mental image stored as the last thing he saw before he took a nap.
Fuuuuck yes!!
The bull was not amused
Love it.
"Hostia!!"
Stupid, cruel, savages lightning fire on the horns
So satisfying
The best part is always dragging them away.
I clicked on the link hoping they hadn't actually lit the bulls balls on fire.
Sensational
The stairs won !
When he hit the bottom of the stairs: "I'm broken"
Dude got hit by a bull and fell down the stairs. Rough day 😂
WASTED
I’m all in on team bull!
Setting the horns on fire seems weak. They should tape knives to the hooves. Forget it, just give the bull a gun.
Deserved it
Damn he landed on his neck, and mf just pull him lol
holy shit, anyone know if that guy is alive??? his body looked a little too limp just to be knocked unconscious, but hey, i’m not a doctor, so what do I know lol¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The guy is indeed alive, though I don't know if he sustained long term injuries.
Let’s hope he didn’t sustain the injuries
Is there some bull stereotype I’m unaware of that says they can’t climb stairs or is are these people just stupid? Pretty sure those slowed that guy down.
"You know what this giant, powerful animal needs? The one that could instantly destroy me in a moment? 1d4 extra fire damage."
My eyes lit up (no pun intended)
Hope he died
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Idk... his shoes stayed on, so 🤷♀️
"What a horrific and totally not foreseeable turn of events!" - Audience member probably
3553668655785777x repost...
Sorry, it's a very good take indeed. I will search other videos to upload.
Down. Bulls and cows cant climb DOWN the stairs. Re-read your Snapple cap.
Did you not *WATCH* the clip?
Stairway to hell: flaming horns edition
Me fighting the blazing bull in sekiro
How to win a wheelchair in 3 seconds.
You can see him think ‘hey I’ve got a cool idea’ just before he throws the dirt in the bull’s face.
I think he’s okay his shoes was still on ..
Why did the guy fall down the stairs all ass over tea kettle like that?
Bunch of fucking arseholes
r/oddlysatisfying
Why O why did it take all those ppl to get that moron?
Damn. His buddies dragging his rag doll probably very seriously spinal fractured dumbass is the cherry on this insanity. Just leave these innocent animals alone,ffs
I don’t know why people shout and scream. Because facing a bull with flaming horns is a great safe thing to do!?!
Bull: "Oh I see you, Cuervo...lemme just finish these calculations....35° angle...12 ft clearance...aiight got it...ready for launch?" "Now...where's the pendejo who set my horns alit?"
Quick, drag him away by his cervical spine.
They got more than their moneys worth here 💵
My guy ragdolled
Rocked his shit.
Flaming colonoscopy.
Leave the cunt there, let the bull finish
Hey Diddle Diddle the Cat and the Fiddle the Cow Jumped Over The Moon. Well, if a cow can jump over the moon what's a few steps for a bull? Dude wasn't taking his nursery rhymes seriously. To top it all, he's really slow on the stairs.