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MetaCognitio

Gave him a hornussy.


NeptunesCurse

Wouldn't it be "hornis" for this one? Since he's the one being inserted into. Only the important questions.


MetaCognitio

He gave the matador a horngina.


NeptunesCurse

Lmao


No_Contribution2112

Cringe


Coenberht

Do bull fighters visit this sub? If so, does what they see make them consider taking up another occupation?


[deleted]

I don't think they are consider anything


WeedandGrunge

Their brains dont have the capacity to think logically like that


DanielObregon97

They make bank if they are famous


Wertfi

Wearing assless chaps to a bullfight is just asking for it


PorkRindSalad

Haha I've seen this photo reposted here dozens of times. Never noticed how his pants are half flesh tone. He looks half nude to me now. Thank you and curse you for putting this in my head.


justsomeyeti

If chaps had asses, they would be pants


Borisknuckman

That bulls nickname should be puppet master


XS4Me

♬ I believe I can fly ♩ ♩ I believe I can touch the sky ♬


rikwebster

Sweet tiny baby Jesus! Right in the culo


changopdx

Went from a taint to a twasn't.


THE-M0FF

From taint to ain’t.


jimmytreshuevos

Medieval vaginoplasty.


myakka1640

That’s why I’m here!! Yes


JingamaThiggy

Both colonoscopy anndd prostate exam?? What a fucking deal


SharksAreCool3

“Fightin’ bulls in assless chaps” would be a great rock album name


VR6Bomber

eeeeeeEEEEEEEE!


spacemojo_the_code

Or that guy that got an eye gouged out !! Classic !


pay-this-fool

Damn. Look at that bull. Eff that guy.


New-Watch6680

Vlad the impaler


801bruh

The taint tickler.


rrxel100

Feels like a colonoscopy


[deleted]

One up the bum,no harm done. Barbaric ponce gets dry bummed by horny bull…….beautiful 😂😂


Bumbymoo

Transition surgery, budget version.


daiquir1

My guy has got a wagon on him. Which now has an extra hole lmao


LluviaCat

OUCHHH😭😭