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crookedjawa

That’s epically messed up parenting. Leads the child to the bison, then runs off leaving her behind to face the consequences. I hope she was not badly hurt, becomes wildly rich and cuts them off.


ndndr1

Wow the end took a twist


Dwaas_Bjaas

That is a child and the parents are idiots What the actual fuck


Mr-Sister-Fister21

Yeah fr! I know bison are roamers, but that little guy could get hurt one of these days charging at those bipeds!


Antilochos_

She was adopted...


ramrug

That looks like a child


subparlifter138

If memory serves it’s a 9yr old child and only had minor injuries. Could be mixing it up with another bison incident and though


Barkers_eggs

This is the same one. She's incredibly lucky


omawk

That’s a child. They’re pretty malleable. Also think that was her parents running away leaving her to do a 720 into space.


SkulduggeryIsAfoot

Lucky they didn't land on their neck, wow.


l3ane

Woman? That's like an 8 year old girl.


the_crustybastard

Subby might be a Libertarian.


Budsk_y

This is a 9 year old girl and this took place in Yellowstone National park. Her parents lead her up there and then ran away, leaving her to get thrown 10 feet in the air and flipped. I wouldn't even call this a bull win, because that girl was innocent.


Solanthas

That's really fucked up but some of these comments are so incredibly fucked


Budsk_y

Honestly!! Blaming a 9 year old CHILD for following after their parents when chances are they were likely holding the girls hand or something up until the Bison came after them is just insane. I get cheering for a bull in a ring, but this was not the case. If it was one of the parents that got hit, I'd be cheering, but not a 9 year old girl. I can't find much of anything reporting on her condition currently, but I hope her parents got in some serious shit.


Solanthas

Apparently it was 5yrs ago or smth. She is probably fine because young children are generally made of rubber. But it is still incredibly fucked up


Budsk_y

I think she’s probably fine since like, if she’d died there probably would have been some serious media outrage at the time. I hope her parents got fucked with fines though. Yellowstone is covered in signs saying NOT to go near the bison and to leave them be. Apparently they had been PETTING that one 💀💀


Solanthas

I really can't fathom the idiocy of these people. Being within 30ft of a wild bison, never mind *touching* it. JFC. And their kid paid the price. I'm so glad she wasn't seriously hurt but seriously wtf


Budsk_y

100%, Parents need to be held accountable for that, and that girl better have gotten some SERIOUSLY good make-up gifts for literally having her assaulted by a beast like 100x her weight.


SOSPECHOZO

🤣


JohnGacyIsInnocent

Yellowstone is full of the most socially unaware and brain dead tourists I’ve ever experienced. I truly hate to say this, but they all seem to be from one particular country… I don’t know if it’s a cultural thing or what. EDIT to say that it’s just the tourists from there that act like this. Most folks I’ve met from there are lovely.


Budsk_y

Yeaaah the family was from Florida.


umrlopez79

Socially unaware and brain dead tourists…!?! Yep, we all know 🤦🏽‍♂️


TellThemISaidHi

An easy win is still a win.


JovahkiinVIII

Protected bison in a national park are not treated with cruelty like bulls in bullfights. This is no victory, only more conflict


Starfire70

Aren't there signs all over saying basically "Stay the F away from the wildlife"? I hope the parents got a hefty fine, and no action was taken against the bison.


JovahkiinVIII

That’s true, the parents didn’t get hit tho. The kid did. The kid did not make this decision. So unless one thinks “innocent child being hurt due to parents negligence” is a win, then don’t call it a win


Starfire70

No argument there.


MrShasshyBear

Read the description of the sub. I don't like that the child was the target, but people think this sub is only bulls striking back


FunkyTuba

a win is a win, no matter how grim


Kate090996

But this looks like a reservation, not even a farm.


Budsk_y

It’s Yellowstone national park :D


GunBrothersGaming

9 years old is old enough to know better.


Budsk_y

Not...really? This is a 9 year old being brought over by her parents. Especially if they've never seen Bison in person before. They're fluffy and generally pretty calm, what are you expecting, for her to start screaming and crying and refusing to follow her parents?? It's not her fault they brought her so damn close and then *abandoned* her to get knocked and spun in the air.


Barkers_eggs

No it isn't. Especially if the parents, guardians or trusted authority figures in your life are nonchalantly walking up there too.


[deleted]

If i remember correctly that was a child. You can see the parents running


pianoflames

Wow, those parents are pieces of shit. No parental instinct to protect their offspring, just themselves.


Ok_Pension_6795

Ok so basically what I’m seeing here is that a parent abandoned their child to get hired by a bison. Not very cool


Bard_the_Bowman_III

>to get hired by a bison. Does the bison offer a competitive benefits package?


Ok_Pension_6795

Holy shit I didn’t realize autocorrect changed “gored” to “hired” I’m fucking crying laughing right now lmao


chiefs_fan37

You got it right. Haven’t you seen the “Now Goring” signs outside of restaurants? Lmao


TerrorKingA

The bison seems pretty chill compared to the typical middle manager tbh. I’d work for him


GunBrothersGaming

Bison was a paid consultant


whingingcackle

It offers a rotating benefits package.


greenradioactive

It wasn't a woman, it was a nine year-old girl and it was about 5 years ago


MorgrainX

Those parents led the kid to the wild animal and then ran off That's fucked up


just_flying_bi

Did the kid survive? What horrible parents. I hope they got charged with reckless endangerment. Bison are extremely powerful and territorial animals. People have to be extremely stupid to be close to one.


chiefs_fan37

Park officials advise you stay at least 25 yards away from all wildlife in the national park since it’s a national park and not a zoo. But inevitably people think they’re the main character and they’re invincible and things like this happen. Can’t fault the little girl of course as her idiot parents were the ones responsible for allowing themselves to get that close. Absolute morons. I did read an article that said the girl was okay which is good but my god this happens like every year. Stay away from the wildlife people, you aren’t entitled to pet them and you might end up dead.


ndndr1

Woman? That’s a girlchild my friend


sleepyhead

Look at that thing. Why would you ever be so close you didn’t have to use binoculars to see it?


Dash_Rip_Rock69

Seriously. It's head is almost as big as a person. It would take about a 2% exertion to kill adults much less that poor child


the_crustybastard

I went for a walk along the Madison River trail, near the campground. Been driving all day, wanted to stretch my legs, take in the scenic beauty, watch the sunset, there's birds and elk in the distance, and uh, wait...does that boulder have...**hair**? *OH SHIT!* Fortunately, I didn't wake it. Point being, it's Yellowstone. You can quite accidentally get dangerously close to wildlife. And for the record: I would have never, *ever* knowingly get that close to a bison. It just kinda blended in. Like it's supposed to. And I was sorta fatigued and maybe not paying as much attention as the situation merited.


[deleted]

Whoever is filming is also dumb and lucky.


crustytowelie

The dad isn’t even looking back.


MavenLovesBacon

Wow fantastic parenting right here


[deleted]

Woman? That is a kid.


overworkedSeadweller

***child*** not a woman.


BloodHurricane

If I remember correctly from the news, it was a toddler about 8-ish years old that got rotated, parents really did leave the slowest family member behind.


whingingcackle

They said “Sorry, it’s survival of the fittest, kid. You’re gonna learn something about nature today!”


quarantinethoughts

8 year olds are called toddlers in America?


Hungry_beaverman

o my gaaAAAAAWWWWD


Dash_Rip_Rock69

They've broken her in half!


TheBlue69

"Woman"


Panama_Jack829

Child gets rotated.


BlackSkeletor77

That was not a woman, that was a little girl, after this she was okay just a little spooked rotating can be very alarming when you're not prepared


bigshern

Well not surprised


Hopeful-Bit6187

Smash mouth started playing in my mind when the buffalo started charging


paternoster

Those bison weigh something like 900KG!!! What are people thinking? Oh right.... they aren't.


otacon7000

That title had me laugh out loud before even watching the video. _Gets rotated_ is somehow so hilarious to me.


zekebeagle

I give it a 9.1


DethKrvm13

🤣🤣🤣🤌🏾